House of Helmut

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Now, we demonstrate ze proper method

0:00:36 > 0:00:39of catching explosive projectiles in ze teeth, ja?

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Wait! Isn't there another way?

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Ja, there is another way. - Who says school isn't fun?

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48RINGING

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Go for Pamper.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51An emergency blind date?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53You have no other options?

0:00:53 > 0:00:54So you're stuck with me no matter what?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Yee-haa!

0:01:04 > 0:01:05AH!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Hm-mm. But first I must fix one little problem.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Gulp!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18House-sitting?!

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- That's what Pamplemoose wants us to do while he's on his blind date?- Ew!

0:01:21 > 0:01:24This house looks like it smells like it tastes like barf.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Ah! I see you are admiring my home, ja?

0:01:30 > 0:01:35I inherited it from my great grandfather, Helmut Pamplemoose.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Argh-woo-oo!

0:01:39 > 0:01:45In fact, sometimes late at night, he still wanders through the halls.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Well, got to go. I'll be back by morning.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Hey! What are you doing? - I know you vill vant to order pizza!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57I detest pizza stains!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- TREVOR:- Oh, man! Now I totally want pizza.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02He was kidding about his grandfather's ghost, right?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- He doesn't really walk the halls?- Aw.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Poor wittle Ewic isn't afraid of ghosts, is he?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11It all started on my birthday at the orphanage.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17BOO!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19YARGH!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Waa-ha-ha-ha-aa!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28I still say a birthday clown is more traditional.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Eric, ghosts aren't real.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Zombies, vampires and werewolves, now those are real. But ghosts...!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Hah! Grow up.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37HE WHIMPERS

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Argh-woo-oo!

0:02:49 > 0:02:50"Pamplemoose house rules.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53"No exploring, no touching, no running, no walking,

0:02:53 > 0:02:56"no sitting, no poking anything with sticks..."

0:02:56 > 0:02:57This thing is eight pages long!

0:02:57 > 0:03:01I'm bored. Let's touch and poke things with sticks while running.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Hee-hee-hee!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Yargh-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:07 > 0:03:08I'm riding an ottoman.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11What's an ottoman?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Argh-ha-ha! - CRASHING

0:03:13 > 0:03:16CHIMING Ghost!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Eric, that was the clock. - Oh, right. Ah-ha!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'm so not completely terrified.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24One totally harmless clock slide coming up.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29A-aa-hh!

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Oops!

0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Think Pamplemoose will notice? - Nah. That will buff right out.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Hey! There's a pool down there.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Ha-ha-ha, good thing I brought my trunks.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- How did you know to wear a swimsuit? - I didn't.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I was out of clean underwear today.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50And yesterday.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52And every day.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- You coming, Eric? - I don't have any trunks.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Just borrow some of Pamplemoose's.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Huh!

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Who would want to swim in that?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Cannonb-a-a-a-ll!

0:04:07 > 0:04:08- BOTH:- Argh!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12HE HUMS

0:04:14 > 0:04:17You realise I'm going to have to pummel you, right?

0:04:17 > 0:04:18That sounds fair.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Mm-mm. Pamplemoose sure has some weird stuff in his fridge.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25This ooze...delicious.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28That must be Pamplemoose's mum.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Or dad.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Or dog.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34So lifelike.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Even the nose hairs look real.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Ah-ha-ha. Hey, guys, check out this sculpture.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- What are you talking about?- Huh?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49But it was... Wait a second... G-G-G...

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- I think I just saw Pamplemoose's grandfather's ghost.- Again?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I know you're starved for attention but...

0:04:54 > 0:04:58That may be true, but I'm telling the truth. I saw Grandpa Helmut.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00You believe me, don't you, Kitty?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I believe IN you Eric. There's a difference.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06We already told you there's no such things as ghosts.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Ah, maybe you're right.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09It just seemed so real.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13The waxy skin, the yellow teeth,

0:05:13 > 0:05:16I can still smell the sour stink of his ghost breath.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Man, my imagination is really working overtime.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23E-E-Eric.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24GROANING

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Eric!

0:05:27 > 0:05:32- There's that crazy imagination again. - Eric, we see it, too.- You do?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Eric, THAT'S A REAL GHOST!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37GROANING

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Gross.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Oh, right.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44And...RUN!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Gr-gr-hh-gg-nn!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- THEY GASP - We're trapped!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51We're stuck here with the ghost? A big, scary, going-to-eat-us ghost?

0:05:51 > 0:05:56What are we going to do, what are we going to do-oo-oo?!

0:05:56 > 0:05:57- BOTH:- Ahh!

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Woo-argh-argh!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Argh-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03- BOTH:- Waa-aa-aah!

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Hgn-nyah!

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Oink!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Done! No way he's getting through that, right, Trevor?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Zz-zz-zz...

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Zz-zz-zz-choo...

0:06:17 > 0:06:18- Ahem.- Zz-zz-zz...

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Trevor!- Argh! What?!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23How can you sleep with a ghost out there?

0:06:23 > 0:06:27He's from beyond the grave, Trevor, beyond the grave!

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Dude, relax. If he's a ghost he can't touch you, right?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Hey, you're right.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35RATTLING Ah!

0:06:35 > 0:06:36HE WHIMPERS

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- We barricaded the closet. - Woo-woo-woo-waa-waa!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Wait. If he's a ghost, how can he turn the doorknob?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Can't talk, screaming.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47ARGH!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Woo-waa!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Gah!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Woo-woo-waa-waa!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57OO-oo-oo-aa!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- BOTH:- A-a-argh!

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Oof!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- What are you guys doing here? - What does it look like?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06We're hiding from the ghost.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Then you can relax. We left him in our dust.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Woo-woo-woo!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15He must have followed Eric's trail of scaredy farts!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Trevor!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Woo-woo-waa! - ALL:- Argh!

0:07:20 > 0:07:21- Ahhh!- Ah-ha-ha!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Woo-waa!- Ah!

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Wa-aa-rgh!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Wa-aa-ah!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- ALL:- Argh! - Woo-oo-oo-oo!

0:07:29 > 0:07:30- ALL:- Arghh!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Wait!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34"No running by the pool."

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Gr-argh-argh.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43- ALL:- Waa-aah!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Woo-oo-oo-waa!

0:07:45 > 0:07:46PANTING

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Yargh!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Ah-ha-ah-ha!- Woo-oo-oo waa-aa-y!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57PANTING

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Are you sure he can't get up here?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Duh. Ghosts can't climb, remember?

0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Right. But can't they fly?- How should I know? What am I, a bumblebee?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- BOTH:- Ahh! - Woo-woo-woo!

0:08:10 > 0:08:14- The girls are in trouble, we have to do something.- Got it.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Hg-nn!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Gah! - BOTH:- Wa-aa-aah!

0:08:18 > 0:08:19- Woo-oo-oo!- Ugh.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Oops.- No-one hurts Vana or Katy.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Kitty.- Whatever.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25I'm coming, Vana!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31What are you doing?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'm going to unhitch this chain, use it to swing across the room,

0:08:34 > 0:08:36grab the girls and swing back to safety.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Gahh!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Yargh!- Woo-oo waa-waa!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44COUGHING

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Quick! Wrap him in chains, roll him up in the carpet

0:08:52 > 0:08:53and toss him in the freezer!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- THEY STRAIN - Argh!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:59 > 0:09:00- The sun's coming up.- Yay!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Eurgh.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Ah!- It's morning!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13La-da-da-da! Good morning, children.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I trust your night was as wunderbar as mine, ja?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Did Helmut give you any trouble with his pills?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- With his what?- His pills.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24He always needs help with the childproof cap.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26It's on my list, did you not see it?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29So Helmut's not...a ghost?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31A ghost? As if.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33His heart's as strong as a horse.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35In fact, it is the heart of a horse.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Now, where is he?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Quick! Wrap him in chains, roll him up in the carpet

0:09:42 > 0:09:43- and toss him in the freezer.- Argh!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Argh-woo!- Ga-ah! Oo-ooh!