0:00:01 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:09# Maxum Man is missing
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Now we rule the school
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# But only half as big - Sidekick! #
0:00:32 > 0:00:36No. No. No. No.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38None of these shirts look right!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Maybe my hair's the problem.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Oh! That's not right either!
0:00:47 > 0:00:53Eric, what is it that you are doing so late and so annoyingly?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Don't start, Brain!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Tomorrow's picture day and I've never had a good yearbook photo ever.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Ever!
0:01:00 > 0:01:01ERIC CRIES
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Is having just one good yearbook picture too much to ask for?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12OK! Sorry! I was just trying to...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Well, things are going to change this year.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17It's my first picture at the Academy and it has to be perfect.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Perfect hair, perfect outfit.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Aren't you having only one outfit?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26No. Why would you...
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Ha! One outfit? P-sha!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32You're crazy, Brain.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35All right, Eric, let's get beautiful.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh, you're doing it all wrong.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04OK, so, now look up.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Don't move!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Stop squirming!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13You don't want a unibrow.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Oh, it's you.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Did you get the stuff?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40One bucket - paint, oil-based.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42One industrial steamer.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Ten avocados. One blowtorch.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47One pot, oatmeal.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49One honeycomb with bees.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51One cheeseburger. One drum, motor oil,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54and three Orinoco River electric eels. Argh!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Orinoco? I asked for Amazon, Kitty!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00People have come to expect a certain calibre of photo from me each year
0:03:00 > 0:03:03and you bring me Orinoco eels?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06They'll have to do.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Time to lock and load, Needles.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Just remember -
0:03:11 > 0:03:14when in doubt, fierce.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Just one final touch.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Ah, bacon grease, delicious and functional.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Just pray that you are not running into any bonobo monkeys.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32They are mortal enemies of all cured meat.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Ha! What are the chances of that?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46That's it! You're done!
0:03:48 > 0:03:53Oh, Kitty! I think this is the best makeover I've ever had!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- I mean, by an amateur, of course. - Of course.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Yeah, and that little bit of attitude just cost you your tip.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I'm so excited about this photo!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh, OK. It's my turn.
0:04:05 > 0:04:11- Hardly. We're going to be late. - What? But what about my face?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Here's a moist towelette. Clean yourself up a bit.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- It is picture day, you know?- Argh!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Ah, looking good!
0:04:26 > 0:04:31Better take care of the do, though. Da-da-da, doo-doo-doo.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32MONKEYS HOWL
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Argh!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Where did they even come from?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Think I lost them.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Hiding in garbage, huh?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Well, at least things can't get any worse.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Argh!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01OK, now things can't get any worse.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11You know, Kitty, that was a tough morning, but totally worth it.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14If I pass out, please try not to let it swallow my tongue, OK?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17It's no use!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I'm not going to make it!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Trevor! Are you OK?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Yeah, fine. Why?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28You picked a good day to stop a speeding locomotive with your face.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- What's that under your arm? - Something cool and it's mine.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33HE GROWLS
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Let me see!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Ha! Now, what does this do?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45SHE MOANS
0:05:45 > 0:05:46How much do you want that thing?
0:05:48 > 0:05:49MONKEYS HOWL
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I knew wearing a Maxum second skin suit was a good idea.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Now, if I can just make it through the school,
0:06:00 > 0:06:04it will be girl-faced pretty boy Eric photo time.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Whoa!
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Eric Needles! To where might you be scurrying looking so...
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Alan Amazing! Come on. It's picture day.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Ah, but that is precisely why I must stop you.- What?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Well, I'm the top dog here in the looks department
0:06:23 > 0:06:26and, even though you have made only a teeny, tiny, minute, microscopic,
0:06:26 > 0:06:28very slight improvement in your appearance,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31it's in the extremely good-looking person's oracle
0:06:31 > 0:06:34that I must assert my dominance over my obviously inferior opponent.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- What?- Pummelling, Eric.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41- I'm going to pummel you and ruin your picture day.- Oh, OK!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I have no idea what you're talking about.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45That is OK, my friend. You will.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- A nuclear plasma disruptor!- Nope.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55An intense-burst microwave emitter!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Worse. An Ultra-Soak 750!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00A squirt gun? That's not so bad.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Full of extra-stainy grape juice!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07HE SPLUTTERS
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Sorry!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22My picture is ruined!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Avenge me!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I'm fake dead.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29No!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Monster!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32And now, Eric...
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Hold on one sec.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39..you can kiss your yearbook photo goodbye!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Not this time.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15So close! Just a few more steps!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17You almost made it.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19So sorry, my friend.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Nothing truly says ruined like a grape juice stain.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Sorry, Alan.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28There's a new sheriff in picture town
0:08:28 > 0:08:33and I'm going to have to ask you to grease and desist.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35What is this?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Bacon! It's a little gross, but how is it supposed to stop me?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39MONKEYS HOWL
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Oh, no!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Sic'em, boys!
0:08:44 > 0:08:45No!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48It's picture time.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Eric Needles is here!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Take my picture!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Cheese!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Hold on one sec.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I want this to be perfect.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00There. Much better.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Wait. Wasn't there a reason not to use this stuff?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05MONKEYS HOWL
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Oh, right.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I've been waiting three months for this.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Now, let's look at some yearbook pictures.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17THEY LAUGH
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Oh, man, that's not seriously what I look like, is it?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23THEY LAUGH
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Well, at least my picture can't be any worse than Trevor's.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28His face looked like a rump roast that day.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30THEY GASP
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I think they missed my good side.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36But how?
0:09:36 > 0:09:40I slipped the photographer a fiver for some super-airbrushing.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I'm surprised you guys didn't think of that.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Moment of truth. I can't look!
0:09:53 > 0:09:54PIG SQUEALS
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Oh, come on. It can't be that bad.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I don't believe it.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Best picture ever!