Eric Amazing

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:36CROWD TALKS

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Man, the Cool Hallway's just so...

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Erm, other word that means "cool".

0:00:50 > 0:00:53I got your Cool Hallway pass.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Nice.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58SLURPING

0:00:58 > 0:00:59CHATTERING

0:00:59 > 0:01:00He-hey!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Way too cute.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Time to party!

0:01:04 > 0:01:05THEY GIGGLE

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Yo, Vana! What's happening, erm...yo?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10THEY GIGGLE

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Ha-ha. Yeah, laughing and stuff.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Pretty cool, just like me.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Allan!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Hello, Vana!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21I caught you out of the corner of my eye.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23I'm so perceptive.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Vana? Hey, Vana?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Vana? Vana?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Vana? CLANGING

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Your beauty today almost rivals that of mine.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- HE CLICKS HIS TEETH - Mwah!

0:01:34 > 0:01:35VANA LAUGHS

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Oh, Allan! - SHE GIGGLES

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Barf!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40So...anyway...

0:01:40 > 0:01:42CLANGING Oof! Agh!

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Allan, perfect score on your test again.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Amazing!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51ERIC GROWLS

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Sidekicks!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Prepare to meet your doom!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Oh! Allan Amazing!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Because you are here and so amazing,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I will spare everyone.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06CHEERING

0:02:06 > 0:02:07What?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Except him. - GUN WHIRS

0:02:09 > 0:02:14Allan Amazing, I present to you this solid plutonium key to the city

0:02:14 > 0:02:17for being such an amazing guy

0:02:17 > 0:02:20and for no other reason.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Seriously?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh, come on!

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Is this cloud raining poop?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Allan got my robot rain cloud and pooping pigeon working again!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Isn't he amazing?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Sorry, Eric.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Ugh! Why does Allan get to be amazing at everything, while I'm...?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39The opposite of amazing?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Un-mazing? Non-mazing?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43In-mazing?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Stop me when I get it.- Hm...

0:02:45 > 0:02:48But what if I was amazing?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52HE CLICKS HIS TEETH

0:02:52 > 0:02:54HE TALKS TO HIMSELF

0:02:54 > 0:02:56TREVOR WHEEZES

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Erm...wow, Eric!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00That hat, which you didn't get from the evil gadget vault

0:03:00 > 0:03:02and doesn't suck brains,

0:03:02 > 0:03:06looks aaa-mazing on your head.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Amazing on Eric's head?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Ha! See what real amazingness looks like.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Ha!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16So beautiful.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Not for long!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20WHIRRING AND CRACKLING

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- IN ALLAN'S VOICE: - Er, as I was saying, erm...

0:03:26 > 0:03:28What was I saying?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30IN ERIC'S VOICE: Hey! It worked!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Wait a minute. Why is my body over there?

0:03:33 > 0:03:34I look amazing!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37SQUEAKING And feel amazing!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39MIMICKING ALLAN: And smell amazing!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41HE SCREAMS

0:03:41 > 0:03:43What have you done to my amazing-osity?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46And why is there hair growing out of my ear?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I don't know what you mean...Eric!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Eric? I'm Allan! Allan Amazing!

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Sure you are.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- HE LAUGHS - Got to go!

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Hey, Eric. Or Allan.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Or...whatever.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Want me to take care of those ear hairs for you?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Agh!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05We can do your nose hairs, too!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Hi, Allan.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18IN ERIC'S VOICE: Wow. You're swooning over me.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Er, I mean...

0:04:19 > 0:04:21IN ALLAN'S VOICE: You always swoon over me.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23That's because I'm Allan Amazing.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I'm not Eric in Allan's body, or anything.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Wow!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29You sounded just like Eric would sound

0:04:29 > 0:04:31if he was inside your body.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Great impression.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35APPLAUSE

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Just fantastic!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39WHIRRING

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Another fail for Mr Needles.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43WHIRRING

0:04:43 > 0:04:49Ooh, another super, amazing, better than perfect score for Mr Amazing!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- IN ALLAN'S VOICE:- But Eric switched brains with me! I'm really Allan!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Nein! This is detention for you!

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Hew!

0:04:58 > 0:04:59HE CACKLES

0:05:02 > 0:05:06I can't believe you got stasis detention and I didn't!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- CROWD OOHS BOTH:- Huh?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12WHISTLING AND CHEERING

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- SHE GASPS - Hi, Allan!

0:05:15 > 0:05:16SHE GIGGLES

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- HE CRIES - I'm Allan!

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Er...

0:05:20 > 0:05:22you mean you guys don't want to pummel me?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23What do you mean pummel you?

0:05:23 > 0:05:27Oh, wait. Are you still doing your Eric impression?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:05:29 > 0:05:33MIMICKING ALLAN: I know! Even I am amazed at how amazing I am.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35GIRLS SIGH

0:05:35 > 0:05:37It all started when I turned one.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I, er, spoke my first word -

0:05:39 > 0:05:40"amazing".

0:05:40 > 0:05:43That's amazing, Allan.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I learned to walk the next day

0:05:45 > 0:05:47and the day after, I...

0:05:47 > 0:05:49composed my first symphony.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Can you play it for us?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52WHIRRING

0:05:52 > 0:05:53HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:05:55 > 0:05:58DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:06:05 > 0:06:08CHEERING

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Phew!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14DIALLING TONE

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- What?- Trevor, it's me. You've got to help me.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Allan Amazing's calling my house?

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Wicked!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Trevor, it's Eric! In Allan's body! Remember?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27I have to go plan what I'm going to say to you

0:06:27 > 0:06:29if you ever call again. Goodbye.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31DISCONNECT TONE

0:06:31 > 0:06:34HE SIGHS Who else can I call?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36He doesn't have any friends in here.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Only hairdressers.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Well, maybe things will look better in the morning.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42HE SIGHS

0:06:42 > 0:06:43ALARM BUZZES

0:06:43 > 0:06:45HE SHOUTS

0:06:45 > 0:06:47HE CLAPS

0:06:47 > 0:06:49HE GASPS Two in the morning?

0:06:49 > 0:06:50ALARM CONTINUES TO BUZZ

0:06:50 > 0:06:52No snooze button?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54This is not amazing!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00How am I supposed to look amazing now?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02HE SHOUTS

0:07:02 > 0:07:03HE GROANS, WHIRRING

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Agh!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08HE SHOUTS

0:07:08 > 0:07:10WHIRRING

0:07:10 > 0:07:12CLANGING Agh!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14SQUEAKING

0:07:14 > 0:07:16The amaz-ification process is now complete.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Oh! That's how.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20BEEPING AND ZAPPING

0:07:20 > 0:07:21CRASHING

0:07:21 > 0:07:24You blasted my butt again, dude!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26How come you're so amazing all of a sudden?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Ay ay ay! For the 7000th time, I'm Allan amazing,

0:07:30 > 0:07:32trapped in Eric's body!

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Riiight.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Another game, Eric?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36- HE SIGHS - No matter how good I am,

0:07:36 > 0:07:38people still think I'm Eric!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42I might as well stop trying to be amazing.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Wait!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45As Eric, I don't have to try.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47I don't have to be amazing anymore.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48STRAINING

0:07:48 > 0:07:49POPPING

0:07:49 > 0:07:50PANTING

0:07:50 > 0:07:53You've got to take your old life back! No hard feelings, k?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Er...no, thanks.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Great. Just put on this hel...

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Wha?!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Being you is great!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02I'm a total loser at everything and nobody cares.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I have friends, because nobody's threatened

0:08:04 > 0:08:06by my awesome amazingness!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08And I only have to shower once a month, you know?

0:08:08 > 0:08:09That does sound great!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Trevor, he just described you, too.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13He did?

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Yes!

0:08:16 > 0:08:17CRASHING

0:08:17 > 0:08:19You don't have any real friends!

0:08:19 > 0:08:23You have to actually try to do things and be amazing at them!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Give me my life back! Gah!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- THEY STRUGGLE - You...- That does it! Gah! Hi-yah!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30THEY STRUGGLE

0:08:30 > 0:08:32ALLAN GROANS

0:08:34 > 0:08:35SCREECHING

0:08:35 > 0:08:36PINGING

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Ha! Now you can't get them, because you're not Eric anymore!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44SCREECHING

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Entry denied.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Maxum Brain, let me in!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Ooh! Mr Amazing, sir. It is so amazing to be seeing you.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52But I'm sorry. I can't help you.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Agh! Madre!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57HE SHOUTS IN SPANISH

0:08:57 > 0:08:59CROWD OOHS

0:08:59 > 0:09:00CROWD AAHS

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Hey, Allan! Looking amazing.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09I might look amazing, but I'm not.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11But, Allan, you could never not be amazing.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, really? Well, is this amazing?

0:09:13 > 0:09:14SCRATCHING, TEARING

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Or this?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18HE MAKES MONKEY NOISES

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Look at me! I'm Allan and I'm disgusting.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21SQUEAKING

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ew, gross.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25What's he doing?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26- SQUELCHING - Huh?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28No idea, dude.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30He's going to ruin me!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Allan, how could you betray me?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33You failed!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36And I want the key to the city back!

0:09:36 > 0:09:37RATTLING

0:09:39 > 0:09:40How about that?

0:09:40 > 0:09:43I am Eric. Hear me roar!

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Erm...

0:09:44 > 0:09:46HE ROARS FEEBLY

0:09:46 > 0:09:49The only thing worse than everybody thinking you're amazing

0:09:49 > 0:09:51is them NOT thinking I'm amazing!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Well, that and being spied on by Kitty all the time.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54HE SIGHS

0:09:54 > 0:09:56WHIRRING AND GIGGLING

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Let's do this!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00WHIRRING AND CRACKLING

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I'm me again! Yes!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06HE BURPS AND FARTS

0:10:06 > 0:10:08And I am me again!

0:10:08 > 0:10:09And it is...

0:10:09 > 0:10:10HE ROARS

0:10:10 > 0:10:12..amazing!

0:10:12 > 0:10:16CHEERING

0:10:16 > 0:10:20No respect, no expectations, no sense of personal hygiene.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22It's great to be me.