Eric & Trevor's Mediocre Adventure

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Your latest exams.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38I have to say, I was impressed with all of you.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Especially Eric.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Ha! I knew I nailed it!

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Your commitment to STINKING is remarkable!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Huh? An F?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Don't you mean ANOTHER F?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I got an F, too.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54F for phenomenal.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Agh!

0:00:55 > 0:00:56These tests would be a lot easier

0:00:56 > 0:00:59if I knew what questions would be on it ahead of time.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00What are we going to do?

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Travel back in time and take the test again?

0:01:03 > 0:01:04PING

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Trevor, you're a genius.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Genius with a capital Q! CHAIR CREAKS

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Whoa! THUD!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17I already told you.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20We're looking for a special wristwatch.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Right.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23CRASHING How about this?

0:01:23 > 0:01:24That's a giant spider.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27HE SCREAMS

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Ha-ha!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oof! THUMPING

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Found it! Agh!

0:01:32 > 0:01:33The Tick-Tock 2000.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37The only time-travel wristwatch that's waterproof up to 50 metres.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39That ought to come in handy.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43I'm setting it to take us back to just before we took the last test.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Come on.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Oh, come on!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48We need to be touching for it to work.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Hold hands?

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Yeah. I'll pass.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Hey, look. The spider's back.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55HE SCREAMS, ZAPPING

0:01:55 > 0:01:57It worked! TREVOR LAUGHS

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Erm, weren't we supposed to travel back in time

0:02:02 > 0:02:04and learn the answers before the test?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Or something? HE GASPS

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Ah, nuts!

0:02:08 > 0:02:09ZAPPING

0:02:09 > 0:02:12This time, we are so acing the test!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Check, check, check, check, check, check, check...

0:02:15 > 0:02:16HE CHUCKLES

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Check, check, check, check...

0:02:18 > 0:02:21HE MUTTERS: ..and Eric Needles.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Done!

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Done so soon?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25I guess it doesn't take long

0:02:25 > 0:02:26to FAIL!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Ooh, I can't wait to see what happens!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Oh, yeah. We can travel through time.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Ha! ZAPPING

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Sweet! I got an A!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Don't you mean ANOTHER F?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Wait, did you say A?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51You're serious. Even Trevor passed?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53D double minus!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Holla!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Tell me what's going on, or I will end you!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Trevor and I travelled back in time to retake the test.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Are you nuts?

0:03:02 > 0:03:03No!

0:03:03 > 0:03:07The smallest change in the past can cause huge changes in the future.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Life as we know it could be totally different!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11And your point is?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16I'm going to travel back in time and play the lottery.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19And I'm going to play the banjo!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20ZAPPING

0:03:20 > 0:03:22HE PLAYS BADLY

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Hurgh!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Yep, never even had one lesson.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29ZAPPING, ERIC CACKLES

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Attention!

0:03:30 > 0:03:34The last limited time-only lardwich has just been sold.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Please leave in a calm and orderly fashion.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37CROWD GROANS

0:03:39 > 0:03:41ZAPPING

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Hey! How did you get in here? We're not even open yet.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Never mind that.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48We'll have every lardwich you have.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51BEEPING And one small diet soda.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52SQUELCHING

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Fixing things with time travel is super fun!

0:03:58 > 0:03:59ZAPPING

0:04:01 > 0:04:02ZAPPING

0:04:05 > 0:04:06ZAPPING

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Agh!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Whoa!

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Whoa! ZAPPING

0:04:15 > 0:04:16HE LAUGHS DEEPLY

0:04:18 > 0:04:20THEY LAUGH, MAMMOTH TRUMPETS

0:04:22 > 0:04:24The girls couldn't have been more wrong.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Time travel isn't dangerous!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28It's awesome!

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Totally. You want to go back in time and hunt dodo birds?

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Later. I've got to finish my list of everything I want to do in the past.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37What you got so far?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Watch a vampire movie when vampires were scary,

0:04:39 > 0:04:42make a better first through 78th impression on Vana...

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Oh, oh, oh, oh!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45You should totally travel back in time

0:04:45 > 0:04:48to when Vana was a baby and impress her then!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50That's brilliant! Ha-ha! ZAPPING

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Hey, Baby Vana.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57When you're older, remember who gave you this pwetty wattle.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58SHE LAUGHS

0:04:58 > 0:04:59SHE CACKLES

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Gah! Wah! Agha!

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Agha! Agh! Ow!

0:05:02 > 0:05:03SHE LAUGHS

0:05:03 > 0:05:05ZAPPING

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Hm. Maybe the girls are right.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10We should stop abusing time travel.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Right after I make this shot. ZAPPING

0:05:18 > 0:05:19ZAPPING

0:05:19 > 0:05:22I'll show you who's boss, crumpled piece of paper!

0:05:22 > 0:05:23HE GRUNTS

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Gah! ZAPPING

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Doh! ZAPPING

0:05:25 > 0:05:28HE GRUNTS

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Gah!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31HE WAILS

0:05:31 > 0:05:33This time... HE WAILS

0:05:33 > 0:05:35ZAPPING

0:05:35 > 0:05:36HE SNORES

0:05:36 > 0:05:38HE YAWNS

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Man, travelling through time is exhausting.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42TREVOR FARTS Eugh!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46ERIC YAWNS

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Buongiorno! Wake up now. School is a-starting.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54How'sa that pizza pie?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56It'sa good, no?

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Meh.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Have a nice-a day! Ciao!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01CLANGING

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Is it Wednesday or Thursday?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06GROWLING AND THUDDING

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I thought it was Sunday.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17TREVOR YAWNS LOUDLY

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Why do I feel like I'm missing something?

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Welcome to my world, dude.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Another day, another...

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Eric, wait up! Hey, Vana. I...

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Whoa!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Guys want to judge a burping contest?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I've been saving some up.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36SHE LAUGHS

0:06:36 > 0:06:37What?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40SPOOKY MUSIC Who and WHAT are you?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Cool! Turtle girls.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Wicked!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47KITTY LAUGHS You're going down, Vana!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49KITTY LAUGHS Am not!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50SHE BURPS LOUDLY

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Are too! SHE BURPS

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Don't you see what's happened?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Our time travelling made the girls...

0:06:56 > 0:06:57turtles!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Which is actually kind of cool.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Agreed. THEY BURP

0:07:01 > 0:07:03No, wait!

0:07:03 > 0:07:04We need to go back in time,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06figure out where we messed things up and fix it.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07THEY BURP

0:07:07 > 0:07:10But we'll miss the turtle girl burping contest!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12LOUD BURPING

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Ooh! Totally worth it.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22ZAPPING

0:07:22 > 0:07:23BOTH: Oof!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26How did you get in here? We're not even open yet.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Never mind that.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30We will NOT have every lardwich you have.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31TREVOR WHIMPERS

0:07:31 > 0:07:34But they were so good!

0:07:34 > 0:07:35You're right. OK.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Give us all the lardwiches, but no small diet soda.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40BEEPING

0:07:40 > 0:07:42SQUELCHING

0:07:42 > 0:07:43ZAPPING Hey, Eric.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Want to judge a contest for us?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Agh! It didn't work!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50And, no, I don't want to judge your burping contest.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Who said anything about burping? SHE LAUGHS

0:07:54 > 0:07:56THEY FART

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Now THAT was worth that!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Agh!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04ZAPPING

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Did it work?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Hmm...

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Yes. Yes, it did.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11HE GASPS Agh!

0:08:11 > 0:08:12We've got to fail this test.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Maybe that'll return things to normal.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Not a problem.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23ZAPPING

0:08:23 > 0:08:24THEY LAUGH

0:08:24 > 0:08:26SQUELCHING

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh, man! We must have missed something.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I've totally got to get a turtle.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36They are so AWESOME!

0:08:36 > 0:08:37I know!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40We need to go back in time to before we ever used the watch

0:08:40 > 0:08:43and never use it in the first place!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44SNIFFING

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Go back before the what now?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Bye. ZAPPING

0:08:48 > 0:08:50TREVOR STRUGGLES The Tick-Tock 2000.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Huh? Shh!

0:08:52 > 0:08:56The only time-travelling wristwatch that's waterproof up to 50 metres.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59That ought to come in handy.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Come on! We need to stop them!

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Wait.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Does my butt really look that rectangular in these pants?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I don't think it's the pants, dude.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10SHOUTING

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oops. One more try. ZAPPING

0:09:12 > 0:09:17The only time-travelling wristwatch that's waterproof up to 50 metres.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18That ought to come in handy.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Wait. - Huh?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Does my butt really look that rectangular in these pants?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Am I really that whiny?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Eh... ZAPPING

0:09:29 > 0:09:31TREVOR SHOUTS Missed it again. One more try.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33ZAPPING

0:09:33 > 0:09:35TREVOR SHOUTS

0:09:35 > 0:09:36ALL: Missed it again. One more try.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38ZAPPING

0:09:38 > 0:09:40TREVOR SHOUTING

0:09:40 > 0:09:43ALL: And again. ZAPPING

0:09:43 > 0:09:45TREVOR SHOUTING

0:09:45 > 0:09:47ALL: And again. ZAPPING

0:09:47 > 0:09:49TREVOR SHOUTING

0:09:49 > 0:09:50ALL: And again! CHATTERING

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Spider!

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Get us out of here! Get us out of here!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54ZAPPING

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Vana! Finally!

0:10:02 > 0:10:03You're back!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Back? What are you talking about?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07And look! So's Chrissy!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Kitty. What are you guys up to?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Nothing. BELL RINGS

0:10:12 > 0:10:15The important thing is that everything is back to normal.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19HE LAUGHS