The Grim Gerbil

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0:00:00 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick. What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Maxum Mutt! Time for...

0:00:38 > 0:00:40HE GROWLS

0:00:42 > 0:00:43HE PANTS

0:00:43 > 0:00:45HIS STOMACH GRUMBLES

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Kibble attack!

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Ow-ow-ow!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Something tells me he didn't like his dinner.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Best before date...

0:00:57 > 0:00:5912 years ago!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06What? You were going to throw it out anyway.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07HE FARTS

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Whoa!

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Are you all right? Why do you ask?

0:01:19 > 0:01:20MAXUM MUTT GROWLS

0:01:22 > 0:01:24MAXUM MUTT BARKS

0:01:24 > 0:01:29Hey, I ate the expired dog food and you don't hear me complaining.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30ERIC LAUGHS

0:01:30 > 0:01:32You're talking like you know what Maxum Mutt is saying.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34DOG BARKS

0:01:34 > 0:01:36We've all had that thought at one point,

0:01:36 > 0:01:39but trust me, eating Eric won't accomplish anything.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42You actually know that he dissed me?

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Conclusion jump - that radioactive dog food must've given you the power

0:01:47 > 0:01:49to talk to animals. So?

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Don't you see how we can use this new-found power? Selfishly?

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Destructively? Destrelfishly? Pretty much!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03HE GASPS

0:02:04 > 0:02:06HE GASPS AGAIN

0:02:11 > 0:02:13ERIC WHISPERS

0:02:13 > 0:02:15TREVOR WHISPERS TO THE BIRDS

0:02:15 > 0:02:17SCREAMING

0:02:17 > 0:02:18THEY GIGGLE

0:02:24 > 0:02:26PROFESSOR PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS

0:02:27 > 0:02:32Vana, guess what we can do? QUIET. I'm busy.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Sit, Mr Mumbles. Sit. Sit!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Sit, sit, sit. OH, JUST SIT, ALREADY.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Good Kitty.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45KITTY LAUGHS

0:02:45 > 0:02:48If you needed help training your cat, Vana, all you had to do was ask.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Trevor, make him sit for Vana. Or better yet...

0:02:52 > 0:02:53HE WHISPERS

0:02:53 > 0:02:55MR MUMBLES SINGS A JAZZ SONG

0:02:55 > 0:02:58# Meow, meow, meow, meow

0:02:58 > 0:03:00# Hey, meow, meow

0:03:00 > 0:03:01# Meow, meow, hey

0:03:01 > 0:03:02THEY GASP

0:03:02 > 0:03:05# Meow, meow, meow Hey, doobie-doo-ah

0:03:05 > 0:03:08# Me-o-o-o-o-w

0:03:08 > 0:03:10# Yeah. #

0:03:10 > 0:03:11THEY GASP

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Kitty, the video camera! Quick.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Aren't cat jazz hands just the worst? Tell me about it.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22I am so disappointed. Hm.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24MR MUMBLES BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Mr Mumbles, don't stop. Do it again. SING!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Trevor, where did you go?

0:03:32 > 0:03:33RUMBLING

0:03:33 > 0:03:38Ha-ha! Made you get slowly digested by an alligator. Ha-ha!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Nice use of your new powers.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43CAR SCREECHES TO A HALT

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Hello, boys. Master XOX! Where, where?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50I have a surprise for you.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56EVIL LAUGHTER

0:03:56 > 0:03:58TREVOR SCREAMS

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Ugh. HE SCREAMS

0:04:09 > 0:04:12A gerbil? An evile gerbile.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15At least, that's what he's supposed to be.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Oh, Gerbie here is the most timid creature I've ever seen.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22It's embarrassing. Totally.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Well, bye, then.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Not so fast.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30You think I don't know about your new-found power

0:04:30 > 0:04:32of suggestion over animals?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Hey, Eric. You are not going to believe the new-found power

0:04:36 > 0:04:39of suggestion I have over animals.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41What do you mean you already know?

0:04:45 > 0:04:49I demand that you turn Gerbie evile.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51NOW!

0:04:53 > 0:04:57We're on the side of good, not evil, XOX. We'll never help you.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01I'll give you this free coupon for all-you-can-eat Crudburgers.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05What's good ever done for us? Hello, evil.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Burn, XOX, we would have done it for a half-price coupon.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12No takesy-backsies

0:05:12 > 0:05:14OK, little dude...

0:05:14 > 0:05:16be evil.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Aw! What a cutie.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26I will hug him and I will corrupt him

0:05:26 > 0:05:29and I will rename him Mephistopheles.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Oh, I will return

0:05:32 > 0:05:35and when I do that gerbile better be plotting

0:05:35 > 0:05:37world domination. Or else.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40ENGINE REVS

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Let the evil training BEGIN.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05HE WEES

0:06:09 > 0:06:11EVIL CHIRPING

0:06:11 > 0:06:13PNEUMATIC DRILL NOISE

0:06:16 > 0:06:18CHEERING

0:06:19 > 0:06:21GERBIL SQUEAKS

0:06:26 > 0:06:27TREVOR SCREAMS

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Ow, ow. Ow-ow-ow. GERBIL GROWLS

0:06:31 > 0:06:33AGH.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41It's official, you've turned the world's wussiest gerbil

0:06:41 > 0:06:43into the world's evilist general.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Our work is done here.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47CRASHING

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Whoa! You've done too good a job, Trevor.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53That evil gerbil is destroying the entire city.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Oh, no. This is awful.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Our free Crudburgers are there.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00CAR SCREECHES TO A HALT

0:07:00 > 0:07:05The free Crudburgers you thought you were getting with this coupon?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07EVIL LAUGHTER

0:07:07 > 0:07:12What are you doing? We did our part, Gerbie is totally evil.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Oh, right. So are you.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15EVIL LAUGHTER

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Now, where is my gerbile?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19SCREAMING

0:07:20 > 0:07:26Agh! Hey, I know you're evile, but stop that.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Trevor, you started this. Talk to him, say something to make him stop.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34"Something to make him stop." "Something to make him stop."

0:07:34 > 0:07:37That never makes anyone stop.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38THEY SCREAM

0:07:40 > 0:07:42MR MUMBLES PURRS

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Vana! You better be barging in here to make Mr Mumbles sing or dance

0:07:50 > 0:07:52or do something equally cool.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56GIANT ROAR

0:07:56 > 0:08:00That'll do. Does anyone know how to stop an evil rampaging gerbil?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02TREVOR WHISPERS

0:08:03 > 0:08:06MR MUMBLES GROWLS GERBIL GROWLS

0:08:06 > 0:08:07BELL RINGS

0:08:12 > 0:08:15ERIC! Take your gerbil off my Mumbles.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20HORN BEEPS

0:08:30 > 0:08:31CAT GROWLS

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Oh, right. One evil gerbil defeated. We saved the city.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Yeah, it's like I always say...

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Anyway...

0:08:46 > 0:08:47CRASHING

0:08:47 > 0:08:49CAT YOWLS

0:08:52 > 0:08:54CAT GROWLS

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Agh! Does anyone know how to stop an evil rampaging cat?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01TREVOR WHISPERS

0:09:01 > 0:09:02MAXIM MUTT SNARLS

0:09:03 > 0:09:05MR MUMBLES SNARLS

0:09:06 > 0:09:08MR MUMBLES YOWLS

0:09:08 > 0:09:09CRASHING

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Mr Mumbles! Are you OK?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Are you ready to dance and sing again for Mommy?

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Ow!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20MR MUMBLES SCREECHES

0:09:20 > 0:09:23OK, that did not work. What now?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26TREVOR WHISPERS

0:09:26 > 0:09:27BULL LOWS

0:09:27 > 0:09:29MAXUM MUTT SNARLS

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Now what we do? Now what we do?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33I'm way ahead of you, dude.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35ERIC SCREAMS

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Way ahead of you.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41ELEPHANT TRUMPETS

0:09:42 > 0:09:44BULL LOWS

0:09:44 > 0:09:46MAXUM MUTT SNARLS

0:09:46 > 0:09:48THUDDING These would have tasted a lot better

0:09:48 > 0:09:49if they were free.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Ugh. Losing power to talk with animals,

0:09:55 > 0:09:58but gaining power to talk to meat.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00ANIMALS ROAR

0:10:00 > 0:10:03What's it saying? Just something about the secret to stopping

0:10:03 > 0:10:06this war with the evil animals.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, well. No!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Stop!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14HE BURPS