Gimme a Sign

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Rampaging robots.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Maniacal machines.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Cybernetic cyborgs.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Is humanity's defeat finally at hand?

0:00:44 > 0:00:48No! It's Giant Cyborg Funland.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Ride them.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Battle them.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Eat the ones made out of candy.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Mmm.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Voted most Maxum-tastic theme park by me. Maxum Man.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Who else?

0:01:05 > 0:01:10Don't miss it or you will never, ever forgive yourself.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Ever.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Giant Cyborg Funland?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Not one word in that phrase isn't awesome.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21A field trip and we get to go somewhere and,

0:01:21 > 0:01:24and we get to fight cyborgs!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Yeah!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28There's so many cool rides.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- The Teacups of Mayhem! - BOOM!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- The Roller-Coaster of Destruction! - BOOM!

0:01:33 > 0:01:37The Gift Shop of Armageddon! Yay!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39We will be leaving at precisely 12 noon,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42but I will begin checking your permission slips now.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Permission slips? Oh, no, I forgot to get mine signed.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Me too.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Brain, wake up.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Brain. I need my parent and/or guardian Maxum Man signature

0:01:59 > 0:02:02on my permission slip so I can go to Giant Cyborg Funland,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04so you've got to make an exact copy of said signature for me

0:02:04 > 0:02:06or I can't go to Giant Cyborg Funland.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Giant Cyborg Funland!

0:02:12 > 0:02:17The following is a pre-recorded message. Stop throwing tomatoes.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20BOTH: Aargh!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Also, until tomorrow morning, I am officially off duty

0:02:24 > 0:02:27taking a well-deserved day off from you and your smelly Eric-ness.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Day off? Nooooooo!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Yes! Burn!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh, I wish I was there for that burn.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Burrrrn!

0:02:36 > 0:02:41Great. The one day Brain isn't here is the one day I actually need him.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43No worries, dude.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Look what I found in the Evil Gadget Room.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47The Signaturator.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51This will make perfect forgeries of the signatures.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I can't believe you found the exact thing

0:02:53 > 0:02:57we needed at the exact moment we needed it.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58I know. I'm so convenienty.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Eek!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Oh, right. It only signs in evil.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Whatever. I'll just have to fake Maxum Man's signature myself.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21DETECTOR: 'Fake signature alert.'

0:03:21 > 0:03:23BLAM! Ah! Ooh.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25My detector never misses a fake.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Here's mine, signed, sealed and delicious.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Very good. Enjoy the field trip, Trevor.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Nice try, Herr Needles. We depart in an hour.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42If you do not have an authentic signed permission slip by then

0:03:42 > 0:03:43we leave without you.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Ah ha-ha, ha-ha!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50The Bombsonian Institute has Maxum Man's real signature on display.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I'll just trace it.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56CLANG CLANG CLANG

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Agh!

0:03:57 > 0:04:02CLANG CLANG Why won't this thing work?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

0:04:04 > 0:04:07BOOM!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Maxum Man may be missing in our dimension,

0:04:10 > 0:04:12but maybe a different dimension's Maxum Man

0:04:12 > 0:04:14can sign my permission slip.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Maxum Men?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Great. I'm saved!

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Who's got a pen?

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Pen? What is this pen of which you speak? Pen? What is this? Pen?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Nooooooo!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- ALL:- Wait. Don't you want a snack?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42EXCITED CHATTER

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Pamplemoose, stop.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I, Maxum Man, have arrived to give verbal permission

0:04:48 > 0:04:51for my trusty sidekick, Eric, to attend your field trip.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56DETECTOR: 'Fake super alert.'

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Holo-projector. Oldest trick in the book.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Now, if you will excuse me,

0:05:04 > 0:05:09students who have actual permission are off to Giant Cyborg Funland.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12And in case you have forgotten... you are not!

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Wait! If I get my permission slip signed before the park closes,

0:05:16 > 0:05:17I can still go, right?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'm leaning towards "Yes".

0:05:19 > 0:05:21But also, I don't care.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Then I'll care enough for the both of us.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26I will get this signed.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29The clock's ticking, Trevor.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I need a perfectly forged signature, fast,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34but the only one who can do that is Brain

0:05:34 > 0:05:37and the only ones who can find him are us.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39And the only ones who can help us are Vana and Kitty.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42- Yeah!- Giant Cyborg Funland rocks!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45We've only been here for five seconds and it's already

0:05:45 > 0:05:48the awesomest place on Earth and not just because you aren't here.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Eric, what do you need? You know I'm always here for you.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Thanks, Kitty. We could really use your help to find Maxum Brain and...

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Giant Cyborg Funland. That's where I'm here for you, Eric.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Giant Cyborg Funland!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04You should totally be here, too. You'd love it!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06BOTH: Aaaaaah!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09OK, Eric, think.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12If I were an annoying computer, where would I go on my day off?

0:06:12 > 0:06:16I found him. He flattened himself into a poster.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18TREVOR SOBS

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Why, Maxum Brain?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Why?

0:06:26 > 0:06:27BELL RINGS

0:06:27 > 0:06:32Humans in our digital only realm? What should we do to them, fans?

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Reformat their hard drives.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I don't know what that is.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Thanks, but we're just here to get Maxum Brain to sign something

0:06:41 > 0:06:42then we'll get out of your Wi-Fi range.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44El Cerebro Psychopata?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47He defeated the Dark Box and left an hour ago.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Where'd he go?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Survive 30 seconds in the ring against

0:06:50 > 0:06:54the Dark Box's sister system, the Pink Box, and I'll tell you.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58To get that signature, I'll do anything.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Bring it on.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04BELL RINGS

0:07:04 > 0:07:05- Doh-hohh...- Uh?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Blood rushing from head.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11About to pass out.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13WRISTWATCH PHONE BLEEPS Y'ello?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh, just wondering if I've mentioned yet

0:07:15 > 0:07:20how Giant Cyborg Funland is the fantasticest place on Earth.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23No. Before you said it was the awesomest.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Well, it's both of them. In any combination. Fant-awesome.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Aw-fan-some-tastic!

0:07:30 > 0:07:35Hurry, Eric, you're missing it. This place is so hi-tech! Ha-ha!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38BOTH: Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Wahey! Oof!

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Oh. Yeah!

0:07:43 > 0:07:47It's amazing how fast 43 more rounds flew by.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49At least they finally told us where Brain went.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55There he is. Brain! Hey, Brain!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Get out of here, you clowns. You're ruining the circus for me.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03CLOWN CRIES

0:08:05 > 0:08:08My vacation day isn't over yet. Leave me alone!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10I just need you to... Argh!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Quick, we've got to catch him. But how?

0:08:15 > 0:08:20- Cannon travel. Way faster than walking.- We are so smart.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21BOOM!

0:08:23 > 0:08:24There he is.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27But how do we stop?

0:08:27 > 0:08:28- Oh!- Ah!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Those puffy things are a lot harder than they look.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Ah!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Phew. ..Agh!

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Agh! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

0:09:11 > 0:09:13MEOW!

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Aargh!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23I don't believe it!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Aw-fan-some-tastic!- Wheeeee!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34So close.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36I was so close.

0:09:38 > 0:09:43Needles, your incessant snivelling has warmed my icy heart.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Can I not show you mercy just this once?!

0:09:49 > 0:09:56- Yes!- All right!- That was the most fun we'll ever have in our lives.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Sorry you couldn't be there, Eric. Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:59 > 0:10:04Oh, yes, my circuits feel very rejuvenated after that amazing time.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07So sad you had you had to miss it, Eric.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Not really! I am kidding in your face!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Burn.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Ha! I never thought I could have that much fun without you.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16But I did. Ha-ha!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Now that I have permission, it's my turn

0:10:18 > 0:10:22and nothing is going to stop me from having some Giant Cyborg Fun.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh, did I forget to mention?

0:10:27 > 0:10:31When the park closes today, it closes forever.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33EVIL LAUGHTER

0:10:33 > 0:10:35BOOM!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Burn!