0:00:01 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Just like super heroes Just like super zeros
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Hi, I'm Maxum Man.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41When I need stuff done, which is almost always,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I use my handy-dandy sidekick.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44ARGH!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- A-A-A-RGH! - For discombobulating monsters,
0:00:48 > 0:00:51smell-testing super underwear,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54and, my favourite, throwing out evil-doers.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Plus there are dozens of other bone-crushing but practical uses.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00As a footrest.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Smell it.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Remember, sidekicks, it's your job to serve your super.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Get creative, think of the many painful ways your super can use you,
0:01:11 > 0:01:13because if you don't,
0:01:13 > 0:01:15WE will.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hee-hee. Heh-heh-heh-heh.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Creative? More like degrative.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21This is ridiculous.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23The supers treat us like, like...
0:01:23 > 0:01:25pooper scoopers.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Poop scooping. Yah, excellent, Eric. Very good.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Degrading also works.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32They said poop twice
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and it's not even noon yet.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36It's going to be a good day.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38We shouldn't accept this!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40We deserve better!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43We should demand safer working conditions,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45better uniforms.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Yeah. That works, yeah. - I love you, Eric.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Murmur, murmur and agreement.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51And candy!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I mean, would it kill them to throw us a treat once in a while?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57We sidekicks deserve respect from the supers
0:01:57 > 0:02:00and, until we get it, I say...
0:02:00 > 0:02:02We strike! Who's with me?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04CRICKET CHIRPS
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- CLAPPING ALL:- Huh?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I'm with you, Eric.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Sidekicks deserve better.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Strike!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Down with supers!
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Power to the puny sidekicks!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Strike! Strike!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- ALL:- Strike! Strike!
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Strike! Strike!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Strike! Strike!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Wait.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Before I storm off in what I assume is triumph,
0:02:29 > 0:02:30why are these supers here?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33For Sidekick Day, of course.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Yoo hoo-hoo.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38CHEERING
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I LOVE Sidekick Day!
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Me too! Almost as much as Eric. I mean, yay, Sidekick Day!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Almost.- So close.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Once again, at the risk of appearing naive and slow-witted, I must ask,
0:02:54 > 0:02:55what's Sidekick Day?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58On Sidekick Day, sidekicks rule like supers
0:02:58 > 0:03:01and supers act as their sidekicks.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Our very own sidekicks?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Awesome. Hn-hn.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Hn-hn-hn-ha-ha!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- GULP! - Mahoy-hee.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14NEIGHING THEY GASP
0:03:14 > 0:03:17What's wrong with you guys? It's Sidekick Day.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Why are you walking when your supers could give you a ride?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Yeah!- Woo-hoo!- Hey-hey! Ha!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Eric, there's a wall up ahead!
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Jump!
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Ooh! Ugg!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Ow! Wah!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Eww.- Whoa.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Now that's travelling in style.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Super style.- I was born to be super.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I wonder if we get new sidekicks if we break these ones.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Argh!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Ow... Naugh.- Grrrr.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52BEEPING
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Hurry, Kitty!- I'm trying!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57It's delicate work!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Tell me about it!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Ouch! Oh! A-ha!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03BEEPING CONTINUES
0:04:06 > 0:04:07LOUDER BEEPING
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- EVEN LOUDER BEEPING - A-A-ARGH!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11It's too late!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13No, it's not.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Sidekicks.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15THEY ALL GASP
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- BOOM! - Wa-a-argh!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Why blow yourself up when your sidekicks can take the hit?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Yep.- Uh-huh.- Totally. - Oh, yeah.- Absolutely.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29You really took the heat there, sidekick.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Thanks.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Now clean up this mess.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Buy yourself something frilly.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35CRASH! ZAP!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37GLASS SHATTERS
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Why eat a bad lunch
0:04:39 > 0:04:41when your super can cook for you?
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Why be bored when your super can entertain you?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Why maintain personal hygiene when your super can do it for you?
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Moh hoh-hoh-hoh!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55O-o-oh!
0:04:55 > 0:04:56That's it!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59We're sick of being used and abused!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01You children are horrible!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Erm, yeah, about that attitude...
0:05:03 > 0:05:06See, it's Sidekick Day
0:05:06 > 0:05:08and that means WE'RE the supers.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Cool it, dude.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11..and you're...
0:05:11 > 0:05:12the sidekicks.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15KNUCKLES CRACK And what WE say goes.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Ooh, you like being a super, do you?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21O-o-oh, yeah. WHIP CRACKS
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Then you got it because WE quit!
0:05:24 > 0:05:28As sidekicks, as supers, forever!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Whoa! Ow!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35DING! DING!
0:05:35 > 0:05:36What's with the glares
0:05:36 > 0:05:38and Vana's cool but somewhat scary boots?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40The person who ruined Sidekick Day
0:05:40 > 0:05:42is about to get his butt kicked!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I didn't ruin Sidekick Day.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I-I made it better.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Today was awesome.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Hmm.- Hmm.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52And who says it has to be for only one day?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55If the supers quit, then we can have their jobs full-time!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02I could get used to being a hero.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I mean, I already push people around.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06She really does.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07HA! Oof.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Butt-kicking postponed.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Then let the super-ing begin!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15PARP!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Make it stop.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Make this super-ing stop.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Eugh. We need the REAL supers back
0:06:23 > 0:06:25and we need them back now.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28No, I won't go back to being a lowly sidekick.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30What do we need real supers for any...?
0:06:30 > 0:06:31WAVES CRASH
0:06:33 > 0:06:34KITTY COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Well, Awful Guy used to control Splitsboro's water.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40And without Captain Gravitron,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42there's no gravity!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I think I'm going to hurl.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49And without Static Clint, there's no electricity.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I hate the dark, Eric.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Kitty, find my butt-kicking boots.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Eric, keep talking so I know where to aim.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57OK, fine. Eugh.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I'll get the supers back.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Oops. That's a cow's nose.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03I hope... MOO!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07It was hard work,
0:07:07 > 0:07:10but power and gravity are back online.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11KITTY PANTS
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Great job, Vana!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Yeah, yeah, Kitty, less chat, more scurry.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19A-A-ARGH!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20So, what's this plan again?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22It's simple, really.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Supers HAVE to respond to danger -
0:07:23 > 0:07:25it's part of their hero DNA.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27So if I dress up as a damsel in distress
0:07:27 > 0:07:28and put myself in danger,
0:07:28 > 0:07:31then the supers will HAVE to come back to work and save me.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Ha-ha! Genius!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Whatever.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36You just want to wear the dress.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38- Heh-heh.- A-ha!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Busted.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Nevertheless,
0:07:41 > 0:07:45here we go! Let Operation Save Me begin!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Hn-hn-hn-hn-hn-hn.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49BEEPING
0:07:49 > 0:07:51HIGH-PITCHED: HE-E-E-ELP!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53HE-E-E-ELP!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55So much danger,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58what hero can possibly resist rescuing me?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59GA-A-AH!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Oh, no, a damsel in distress!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Don't worry, miss, I'll save you!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11O-o-oh, it's you.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Thanks for saving me, Mayor.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Hm!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17No, this is just a trick!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19We're not Splitsboro supers any more!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21But we needed you
0:08:21 > 0:08:23and supers HAVE to respond to danger.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27What? Um, eh-eh-eh, no-no, we don't. Heh-heh-heh.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Oh, really? Well, what if I was in MORE danger?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Vana, Trevor, more danger. More danger!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Help me! Help me!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43SNAKE HISSES Really, HELP ME!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45He's bluffing!
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Agh!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47So not bluffing.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Augh!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51BEEPING
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Must...help...an attractive damsel.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57We'll help you on one condition -
0:08:57 > 0:08:59cancel Sidekick Day!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- What?!- What?!- What?!
0:09:02 > 0:09:03WHOA! WHOA WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Blargh.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12BEEPING
0:09:12 > 0:09:15OK. Maybe.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Sign here, here and here,
0:09:18 > 0:09:20initial here.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23But I've been signing for two hours!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Is there anything else?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- DNA samples here!- ACK!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Eh, your attention please! Eh-heh.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Sidekick Day
0:09:31 > 0:09:33has been officially cancelled
0:09:33 > 0:09:34for ever!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- No!- Boo!- No!- N-o-o! - CROWD CHEERS
0:09:37 > 0:09:38But, in its place,
0:09:38 > 0:09:41the town of Splitsboro is proud to announce
0:09:41 > 0:09:44the creation of a new holiday -
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Kick Eric's Butt Day.