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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick what an awesome gig

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:34BELL RINGS

0:00:35 > 0:00:39Now, class, we have a guest speaker with a very special announcement.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Please be rocket underwear. Please be rocket underwear.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- ALL:- Ooh! Boo!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Good morning, sidekicks.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Today, I am excited to share with you a technological breakthrough

0:00:52 > 0:00:55which will change the world of sidekicks for ever.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- ALL:- Yay!

0:00:57 > 0:01:01No longer will you risk life and limb assisting supers.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- I'm listening.- No longer will you be pummelled, beaten and blown up.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- # Hey! # - Sing it to me, brother!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Behold, the future...

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Please be rocket underwear!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14..of sidekicking.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Laser-operated individual digital sidekicks -

0:01:18 > 0:01:20the LOIDS.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Hm.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24PAMPLEMOOSE: You are all obsolete.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26The Sidekick Academy is closed

0:01:26 > 0:01:27for ever!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30SIGHING

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Freedom!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:37 > 0:01:41I'll never have to get beaten in the name of sidekicking again!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Well, that's fine for you, Needles, but I was born to be a sidekick.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46It's my one and only dream.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49And if the school closes, when will I see you?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Don't worry, you can still drop by the mansion.- Hm.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54You got it!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56No way. I won't stand for this.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59No machine can replace me!

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Ya!

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Think fast!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh, they're good.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09PAMPLEMOOSE: I just want to tell you all

0:02:09 > 0:02:10how much I'm not going to miss you.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'm not going to miss you,

0:02:12 > 0:02:13or you,

0:02:13 > 0:02:16or, really, any of you.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Good riddance.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23ERIC: High five, everyone.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24He-he-he, yeah!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Ugh.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29He-he-he-ha-ha.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Ow!

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Come on, this is a great day. No more sidekick school.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37No more painful tests to fail.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40No more putting our lives in danger.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Then again...if I'm not a sidekick,

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I won't be able to live in the Maxum Mansion any more

0:02:45 > 0:02:47and I guess I'll have to go back to the orphanage.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49I'll lose everything.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Those robots have got to go! Who's with me?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Once again, I'm talking to nobody.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01KNOCKING

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Hey! Maxum Brain, open up.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04We need to get rid of the LOIDS

0:03:04 > 0:03:07before they ruin everything for everyone,

0:03:07 > 0:03:08especially me!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Also, we've got to fix this door.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Since you are no longer a sidekick,

0:03:14 > 0:03:17you can no longer be staying in the mansion.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- But I thought maybe you could help me...- Oh, what is that I'm hearing?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Oh, yes, the sound of someone who is leaving. He-he-he!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Fine, I get it. I'll just take my things and go.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Actually, all of your things were replicated here in the mansion

0:03:30 > 0:03:33and are property of Maxum Corp.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37I'll be taking them back and then we'll be giving them to the orphans.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38But I am the orphans!

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Hey!

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Ah-ha-ha.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48CRASHING Argh!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Fine. They can take my job, my home, even my clothes,

0:03:51 > 0:03:54but they can't take away my dignity.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Ah-ha-ha.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Ye-ee-s?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06A-a-argh!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Trevor, what happened? You grew an evil goatee?

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Nah. It's liquorice.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Want some? My chin sweat makes it salty.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Mm-mm, yum!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Hey, want to see some cool stuff I invented since the school closed?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24The super-fun skin melting ray,

0:04:24 > 0:04:26the sparkly bone crusher

0:04:26 > 0:04:29and...the funday device.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Don't point that at me, it's a doomsday device.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37- No, it's a funday device. - What does it do?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Spread doom, but in a fun way.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42See?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Hi, Eric. Whoa!

0:04:46 > 0:04:51- Oops.- All these gadgets are totally evil.- Yeah, right.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Next you'll tell me my pet gargoyle collection is evil, too.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56GROWLING

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Anywho... You want to help me get rid of the LOIDS

0:05:00 > 0:05:02so we can go back to being sidekicks again?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Sure. What's a LOID? - Meow! >

0:05:05 > 0:05:07And where can I get a garbage bag pantsuit like yours?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09It's divine.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16O-oo-oo-m.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17KNOCKING

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Vana?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, hey, guys.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24O-oo-oo-m.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Wow.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29You're a lot calmer than I thought you'd be

0:05:29 > 0:05:31after the whole LOID takeover thing.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Er, we thought you'd be a little more...tense.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38I thought I would be, too, but, you know,

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I've really grown and found my centre

0:05:40 > 0:05:42by doing normal, non-sidekick stuff.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I've been doing a little light reading...

0:05:45 > 0:05:47..knitting,

0:05:47 > 0:05:49making exact replicas of LOIDS.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Keeping busy.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Vana, would you like to get rid of those robots?

0:05:58 > 0:06:02The robots that took away your chance to be a hero.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05The robots that ruined your life.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Would you like to do that with us? Huh?

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Would you?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11A-aa-aa-rgh!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Huh-uh!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Ga-aa-h!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Ya-argh!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Yes, I believe I would.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Those robots don't stand a chance.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Wow, they had such a ginormous chance.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Totally.- Yuh-huh.- Fo' sho.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Curse these brutal mechanical marvels!

0:06:37 > 0:06:43- Ah, thanks.- We don't stand a chance, the LOIDS are amazing sidekicks.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45< Sidekicks maybe...

0:06:45 > 0:06:48But they're no match for full-blown superheroes.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49- ALL:- Yeah!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Wow. They're so much more than a match for full-blown superheroes.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56I know.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58MURMURS OF AGREEMENT

0:06:58 > 0:07:00There's only one thing left to do.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Invent yoghurt shoes?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Dibs on rhubarb.- No.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05If we want our old jobs back,

0:07:05 > 0:07:07we've got to go into the very heart of darkness,

0:07:07 > 0:07:09where heroes dare not tread.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11You mean like the Congo?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14The horror, the horror.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18No. We need to go to the evil side of town

0:07:18 > 0:07:22and call upon the worst supervillain the world has ever known.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23HE PLAYS A CHORD

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Oh, visitors! I'm all atwitter.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Xox?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34What happened to you?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36I am a changed man.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38VANA: Tell me about it.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- XOX:- Since the LOIDS got rid of all you good guys

0:07:40 > 0:07:44and took the fun out of being bad, I decided to retire from evil

0:07:44 > 0:07:47and get the old band back together.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49DRUM ROLL

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Hgn-yah!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Here's our new album. Tell me what you think.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Be honest, but gentle.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57MUSIC PLAYS

0:07:59 > 0:08:04I think I'm going to be sick, honestly and gently sick!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Are you telling me that the world's greatest super villain

0:08:07 > 0:08:10has been defeated by a bunch of goody-goody robotic sidekicks?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I wasn't defeated!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16I told you, I retired to pursue my music.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I'm through with all that nasty evil stuff.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22You take that back!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Aw, that's too bad, Xox.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27We were going to try to destroy the LOIDS.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29You know, crush them.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Maim them.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- VANA:- Blow them up.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Forget it, Eric, sweater vest here wouldn't be interested.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Gr-argh!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Sweater vest?! Argh!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48I hate those LOIDS more than I hate pop music and sweaters

0:08:48 > 0:08:50and-and tea!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53And I really don't like the drum mix

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- on the third track of our album, either.- Totally.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Join me, my villainous brothers,

0:09:00 > 0:09:04as we destroy this plague of mechanical goodness

0:09:04 > 0:09:08and once again spread evil throughout Splitsboro.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- CHEERING - I love it!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Now, let's cause some destruction.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15He-he-he-ha-ha!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19A-aa-rgh! Way ahead of you, dude.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Those LOIDS are going down.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Wow. They did not go down.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28MURMURS OF AGREEMENT

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- VANA:- Curse you, LOIDS, and your brutal tyranny.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36And thanks.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- So, that's it, we lost. - It's all over.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42I wish we could just pack up,

0:09:42 > 0:09:45leave the robots behind and move to a new town.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46- ALL:- Hm-mm...

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Argh!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04And we shall call new Splitsboro Splitsboro

0:10:04 > 0:10:07and never speak of its newness again.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08CHEERING

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- ERIC: This new city is great. - Yep, a clean slate.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18- A town where heroes can be heroes. - XOX:- And villains can be villains.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20And sidekicks can be sidekicks.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Hey, wouldn't it be great if we had some kind of cool robots

0:10:24 > 0:10:27who could help us out and do our work for us?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28- ALL:- Hm-mm...