Adventures in Super Sitting

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:30 > 0:00:32BABY LAUGHING

0:00:34 > 0:00:36LASER BLAST

0:00:36 > 0:00:38SCREAMING

0:00:38 > 0:00:43- We're never getting out of here alive.- Stick with me, Kitty. Aargh!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Waah!

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Gulp. Ha-ha.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52He likes cream of radioactive broccoli. Who would've thought?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Burp!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Aah! I can't take baby-sitting any more.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Where can we find a sucker to take this monster off our hands?

0:01:01 > 0:01:06- Me.- No, me.- Give it. - Give me the remote.- It's my turn.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09All hail the King of the Remote.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Oh, Trevor. Trade you.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Ah. Yes!- Yoink.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Woof-woof.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Grr.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Huh. So predictable.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Gah-ha-haa!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Hey, Eric.- It's Vana.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30She finally came to visit without me begging first.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Hello, Vana.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- And other girl who's often with her. - Kitty.- Whatever.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Hey, Eric, you're looking...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Not as awful today.- Huh?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Wait a sec, that's a compliment... I think.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I wouldn't get your hopes up, champ.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Aw.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I was just saying to Kitty that when I need someone to help me

0:01:56 > 0:01:58in a crisis, I can always count...

0:02:00 > 0:02:01..on you.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- You did?- You did?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Quiet, Kitty, I'm barely holding it together here.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh, yeah, sure.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09I totally need a favour and you are my...

0:02:11 > 0:02:13..favourite guy.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Wow. Sure, anything for you, Vana.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17I need you to baby-sit.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Mama!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Noooooooo!

0:02:23 > 0:02:24THUNDER CRASHES

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Whoa. Gah.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Noooooooo!

0:02:31 > 0:02:34T-t-too m-m-many b-b-babies...

0:02:34 > 0:02:36b-b-b-b-babies.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41It's OK, Eric.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43It's OK.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Oh, Eric, it's just one, tiny baby.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48THWRRP!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Aah! I mean, no, thank you.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52There is nothing in this entire universe

0:02:52 > 0:02:54that could ever get me to baby-sit.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Nothing.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Please.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Well, you should have led with that.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Let's get this baby-sitting started!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Wah!

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Gah!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19SQUEAK-SQUEAK

0:03:19 > 0:03:21THWRRP!

0:03:21 > 0:03:22BOTH: Aaaah!

0:03:22 > 0:03:23BABY LAUGHING

0:03:23 > 0:03:25MONITOR BEEPING

0:03:26 > 0:03:28WATER RUSHING

0:03:33 > 0:03:36What do we do with it now?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I think we should watch it from a safe distance

0:03:38 > 0:03:39until Vana and Kitty get back.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Eric, you are being disgusting again.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48It wasn't me...

0:03:48 > 0:03:49this time.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Huh.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, what a cutie. You little scamp.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Cootchie-cootchie-coo.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Are you hiding

0:03:58 > 0:04:00from this adorable baby?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02No, no. Not hiding.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03We're, erm, playing.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Peek-a-boo!

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Agh!

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Aargh!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16I think he sees you.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Super babies are so cute.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Super baby?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Vana never told me he was a super baby.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26That's, like, a billion times worse than a normal baby.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30PHONE RINGING

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh, it's Eric.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34What is it now, Eric?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Vana, Matt's a super baby.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Yes, Eric, Matt's a super baby.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41He's the son of Captain Uppercut.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45I love Captain Uppercut. I've got to get this kid's autograph.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Trevor, no.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Ha-ha.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48LASER BLAST Ow!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50This town is full of super babies.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Who did you think we'd be baby-sitting?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56But me baby-sitting a super baby is going to get me killed.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59You better not let me down, Needles! I mean it!

0:05:04 > 0:05:08She's right. I can do this. I will do this.

0:05:08 > 0:05:14No baby is going to get the better of me...again, not even a super baby.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16LASER BLAST Aargh!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18You are so pathetic.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Why do you not stand clear

0:05:19 > 0:05:22and let the super childcare expert take over?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Be my guest, if you know so much. - I do know so much.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Before I was Maxum Brain, I was Maxum Nanny.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Oh, good times.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Clearly, this little super cutie

0:05:36 > 0:05:38is just wanting some playtime.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Now let's see if Uncle Brain

0:05:39 > 0:05:41can remember where

0:05:41 > 0:05:44he put Maxum Man's old baby things.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Rawr!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46No.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48SCREAMING

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, not that.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Ah, there you have it. Super baby toys.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Ah.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Huh-huh. Ha-ha. Hee-hee.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03No, Trevor, don't.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12BOTH LAUGHING

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Laser crayons.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Aaargh!

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Plush robot puppy.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Grrrr!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Play-grow-doh.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Awesome!

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Uh-oh.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Wow.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Trevor really gets along with babies.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36It takes one to know one is what I'm thinking.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Hey, if you help me out, maybe I can actually survive super-sitting.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Helping you goes against my programming,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45but how can I resist that little darling?

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Aah! An anti-gravity blankie.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58I don't think that Trevor and Matt ever learned about cooperation.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Ooh, that can't be good. - I am thinking not.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Wah!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08CRASH

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Eric, now might be the time to try something baby-sitterly.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Me? You're the nanny.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25Are you kidding? That little super monster terrifies me. Try something.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Anything.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Ahem.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32# Hush, little baby... #

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- What is that? - You said to try anything.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37It's a lullaby. Lullabies calm down babies, right?

0:07:37 > 0:07:41He can't even hear you. Here, try again.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46# Hush, little baby, don't say a word

0:07:46 > 0:07:50# Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird... #

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Trevor doesn't cooperate!

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Ha-ha. It's not working. This can't get any worse.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00BABY CRYING

0:08:07 > 0:08:10BABIES CRYING

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Oh, surely now it cannot get any worse.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19PHONE RINGING

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- It's Vana.- Clearly we must stop saying it cannot get any worse.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24'Eric, what's going on?'

0:08:24 > 0:08:27I'm detecting a level five tantrum-quake.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31I was nice enough to let you help me out and this is how you thank me.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34By ruining my baby-sitter reputation?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36No, there's no tantrum.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38We're just, erm, pretending to be a rock band.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45We're on our way and expect that baby to be napping when I get there.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- What do we do? - I don't know what is scarier,

0:08:49 > 0:08:52a horde of angry super babies or a single angry Vana.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55I've got to have something in here.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57BABIES CRYING

0:08:57 > 0:08:58MONKEY SHRIEKS

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Yes!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04No, no, no, no.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Behold.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07The precious cookie.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12I have only one left and I know you both want it.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15The only question is, who gets it?

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Me, me, me, me, me. Give it to me. Come on, come on, come on, gimme.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Hold it!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29You can fight over it endlessly or you can cooperate and share.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30It's up to you.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Deal?

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Hm?

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Deal.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Eric?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Look.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55He's all ready to go.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58And clean as a whistle.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03Wow. I never thought I'd say this, but Eric did a good job.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Where is he?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05You should thank him.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09I'm telling you, Kitty, this nice Vana thing is killing me!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13MUFFLED SPEECH

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I have no more cookies. I swear.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Do we believe him?

0:10:22 > 0:10:26You were right all along, Eric. Cooperating is fun.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Do it, boys.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Aargh!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35MANIACAL LAUGHTER