Mandy-o & Eric-et

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0:00:01 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:09# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Now we rule the school

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Just like superheroes

0:00:24 > 0:00:25# Just like superzeros

0:00:25 > 0:00:27- # But only half as big - Sidekick!- #

0:00:34 > 0:00:35SLURP

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Gwwaaaooh!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Brain freeze!

0:00:47 > 0:00:48MANDY LAUGHS

0:00:48 > 0:00:51I was just fake slurping!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Crudshakes are cooled with liquid nitrogen.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Here, the crud chilli will warm you right up.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03HAMSTER SCREAMS

0:01:03 > 0:01:05ERIC SCREAMS

0:01:06 > 0:01:08ERIC GROANS

0:01:08 > 0:01:09MANDY LAUGHS

0:01:09 > 0:01:14Gotcha! It's made with superheated plasma from the centre of the sun!

0:01:14 > 0:01:15ERIC SIGHS

0:01:15 > 0:01:17You're so bad to hang out with, Mandy.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18You don't spy on me or pummel me

0:01:18 > 0:01:21and you haven't poked me with a stick once.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22MANDY GROANS

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I just wish I could tell my mom about you.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I know! I had to lie to Maxum Brain too.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29THEY SIGH

0:01:29 > 0:01:31DOOR CREAKS

0:01:33 > 0:01:36BOOM BOOM BOOM Mom!

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Where have you been?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42The Library of Evil closed hours ago.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Um, I was volunteering at the super villain old-age home.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46I admire your lying to me, Mandy,

0:01:46 > 0:01:48but if you were doing something non-evil,

0:01:48 > 0:01:51then all the lying in the world isn't going to win me over.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54OK! I was hanging out with Eric Needles again.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57He's a good influence on you, and I won't have it!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00It's time you took your proper place among the evil elite.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04We're throwing a party and inviting all of the wrong people.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07But Mom, what's wrong with Eric?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Good and evil can never mix.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I'm putting my foot down!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13BOOM

0:02:15 > 0:02:18The party's on Friday night -

0:02:18 > 0:02:20or as soon as I have the house rebuilt.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Agh!

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Oh, man!

0:02:28 > 0:02:29ERIC YELPS

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Where is your evil friend?

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Evil friend?

0:02:33 > 0:02:37I don't have an evil friend - that's crazy talk.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Don't lie to me.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40You are Maxum Man's sidekick.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44The super-charter expressly forbids you from fraternising with...

0:02:44 > 0:02:46"Doers of evil or enemies of goodness".

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I forbid you from ever seeing that girl again -

0:02:51 > 0:02:52ever!

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Eric?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Mandy, it's over.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Maxum Brain says I can never see you again.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03He says you're evil.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05My mom said the same thing about you -

0:03:05 > 0:03:08well, with "good" in place of "evil".

0:03:08 > 0:03:11She's throwing an evil coming-out party for me,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13this Friday night, at eight o'clock.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16I can't believe I can't come.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17I know -

0:03:17 > 0:03:20on Friday night, at my house.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21If only I could be there.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26I'm so sad you can't be there(!)

0:03:26 > 0:03:29I know, you don't have to rub it in, I...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Oh...

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I definitely WON'T be at your party

0:03:34 > 0:03:36at eight on Friday.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37- ERIC CHUCKLES - Uh-huh.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Sheesh...

0:03:50 > 0:03:51CLEARS HER THROAT

0:03:53 > 0:03:55CLEARS HER THROAT LOUDER

0:03:58 > 0:03:59BOOM

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Thank you all for coming.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Allow me to present to you the future of evil -

0:04:07 > 0:04:10my daughter, Mandy Struction!

0:04:11 > 0:04:15- APPLAUSE ALL:- Ooh...ah...

0:04:15 > 0:04:17You look positively apocalyptic.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Thanks, Mom.- Now, go mingle.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22There's so much evil in this room, I can't stand it, oh!

0:04:24 > 0:04:25MANDY SIGHS

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Eric, where are you?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32ERIC GROANS

0:04:32 > 0:04:33BLART

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Hmm...

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Mandy?

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Mandy?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Come on in, Eric. The dip is fine.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Mandy?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10This party is for you.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I know, Mom, but...

0:05:12 > 0:05:15You can make new friends - evil friends.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18You just need to get out there, put on a frown and mingle.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Here, I was saving this for later, but...

0:05:20 > 0:05:23MANDY GASPS My own destructo-ray?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Mom!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Now, go destroy something!

0:05:28 > 0:05:29MANDY CACKLES

0:05:31 > 0:05:32ZAP

0:05:32 > 0:05:35SCREAMS

0:05:38 > 0:05:42But soft, what light through yonder stairway breaks?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Agh, my looking spheres!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Gaaah!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48HISS

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Part...ay!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Ye-how!

0:05:52 > 0:05:53ERIC SIGHS

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Eric? ERIC GASPS

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Awkward...

0:06:04 > 0:06:07THEY LAUGH

0:06:07 > 0:06:08SHE GASPS

0:06:15 > 0:06:18CAR BRAKES SCREECH

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Whoa!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23The whole world is against us hanging out together -

0:06:23 > 0:06:25but I've never felt so alive!

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Me either.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28I'm all warm and tingly.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Actually, there's a mutant cockroach under your shirt.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33ERIC SCREAMS

0:06:33 > 0:06:34SCREE

0:06:34 > 0:06:35CRASH

0:06:35 > 0:06:39They're wrong - all of them. Good and evil can get along.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Nothing will ever keep us apart again.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43BOOM

0:06:43 > 0:06:46I told you to stay away from my daughter!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48You're too good for her!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50VILLAINS GROWL

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Hey, what's going on? What's everyone doing here?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57We going to pummel Eric, or something?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Leave him alone, evil-doers!

0:07:01 > 0:07:02He's all mine!

0:07:02 > 0:07:03- What?- What?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05To pummel at will!

0:07:05 > 0:07:06- Oh.- Oh.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Are we going to pummel Eric, or something?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14See what you started?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Now there are good guys all over the evil side of town.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Eric, sidekicks and henchgirls are forbidden to be together -

0:07:20 > 0:07:22it's in the charter!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27This is it - we have to make a choice.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28It's now or never.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31We'll either stand together or fall together.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36CROWDS SHOUT

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Or we could run for our lives. - Or that.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40BOOM

0:07:40 > 0:07:42SIDEKICKS YELP

0:07:42 > 0:07:44VILLAINS YELP

0:07:48 > 0:07:49What now?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52We'll be safe on the good side of town. Come on...

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Ahh!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Evil is forbidden!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Good is forbidden!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01BOOM

0:08:02 > 0:08:04ERIC AND MANDY YELP

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Mandy!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Eric!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15THEY GASP

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Uh-oh.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18THEY SCREAM

0:08:20 > 0:08:21THUD

0:08:22 > 0:08:24MAXUM BRAIN COUGHS

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- BOTH:- Have we met?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Where are we?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Who cares? It's got to be safer than where we were.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38It's Xox's evil man-cave!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Mandy, where are you?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Come back here!- Eric!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44What are we going to do now?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Look around - this is an evil lair, there's got to be something.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55CHOMP

0:08:55 > 0:08:58A-ha! A freeze ray.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00They want to tear us apart, but with this...

0:09:00 > 0:09:02we can be together for ever.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12ERIC SOBS

0:09:12 > 0:09:13ZAP

0:09:15 > 0:09:18ALL SHOUT

0:09:18 > 0:09:19ALL GASP

0:09:22 > 0:09:23KITTY SOBS

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Eric, what have we done to you?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Mandy!

0:09:30 > 0:09:31I should have listened.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34How could I have been so wrong?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Maybe good and evil CAN get along.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Perhaps we were all wrong.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47THEY GASP FOR BREATH

0:09:47 > 0:09:48ALL: Huh?

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Whoo! Wow, staying still like that is harder than you think.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55But... But we thought that the freeze ray...

0:09:55 > 0:09:56We thought that you were...

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Eric figured that if we faked all this,

0:09:59 > 0:10:01you guys would come to your senses and see how wrong you were.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03It was all his idea.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05And it totally worked!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Man, you should've seen your faces.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09"Boo-hoo!"

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Oh, boy, howdy!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12So, we're all good, right?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Get him!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17CROWD SHOUTS

0:10:17 > 0:10:19ERIC SCREAMS

0:10:22 > 0:10:23You coming to whale on Eric?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Everybody's doing it.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- BOTH:- Go on, you know you want to.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30It's funny, but...

0:10:30 > 0:10:31I kind of do.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34ALL LAUGH