0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36'Live from downtown Splitsboro, it's time for...
0:00:36 > 0:00:38'Sidekick Sideshow!'
0:00:38 > 0:00:39APPLAUSE
0:00:39 > 0:00:43I can't believe that all I had to do was call 24 hours a day
0:00:43 > 0:00:46for seven straight weeks to get us on the show!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48This is the best show ever!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52'And now, your host, Walter Ego!'
0:00:52 > 0:00:54APPLAUSE
0:00:54 > 0:00:56It's Sidekick Sideshow!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Where sidekicks compete for the right to be named Sidekick Champion.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Or get eaten by mutant sharks cloned by really evil geniuses.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Yay!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Now, let's meet today's shark bait!
0:01:13 > 0:01:19Our first player is Eric Needles, sidekick to the great Maxum Man!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Ooh!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Tell us about that.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24That's right, Walt.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25One day, I...
0:01:25 > 0:01:28That's just great. And now, let's meet this lovely...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oh, who cares.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33We all know why we're here - let's start the brutality!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Yay!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40You know the rules - sidekicks must survive all our super challenges.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42And they never do.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46We'll start the destruction after a message from Evil Cola.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Now made with real panda tears!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52'And, we're out!'
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Ow!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I can't wait to win this!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Imagine, Sidekick Champion!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59You?! Ha!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Maybe I'll let you applaud when I win. MAYBE.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Oh, yeah?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Well I've seen this show, like, a kajillion times,
0:02:08 > 0:02:12and I'm going to be top sidebar.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Ha-ha-ha!- Yeah, right!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Ha-ha-ha! Oh, me!
0:02:16 > 0:02:17What about you, Kitty?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I'd just like to see us all compete honourably, and may the best...
0:02:20 > 0:02:21She's doomed.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- Totally. - Even I have more of a chance.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27We're back!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Let's begin with a little challenge I like to call, Sink Or Spin!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34APPLAUSE
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Ooh, ooh, ooh! Walt! I know this one!
0:02:36 > 0:02:37First we get spun,
0:02:37 > 0:02:40then we jump across those rocks through mutant-shark-infested waters
0:02:40 > 0:02:42where we either ring the bell and live,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44or we fall in the water and die.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Uh, in the game, I mean. He-he!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Yes, in the game. Ahem!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Well, thank you, Kitty - aren't you eager?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Now, let's start the Sidekick Sideshow!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Whoa-oh-ohhh!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh, no! Eric gets sick in the shower!
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Barf!
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Mwah-ha-ha-haaa!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Uh, sounds like it's time for part two!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Waahh!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Oft!- Ow!- Ah!- Argh!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Wuhh...- Uch...
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Barf!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Chomp!- Chomp!
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Squeee-chomp!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Gasp! No! I won't fail!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Ten years of super-ballet have totally prepared me for this!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Super-ballet?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Try ten years of tap on for size.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41# Doo-de-doo-do! #
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Grr!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Grr!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Chomp!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Chomp!
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Barf!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Yay!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Chomp!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Whoa!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Argh!- Chomp!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Yes! - CHEERING
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I'm one step closer to Sidekick Champion,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11and leaving you suckers behind!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Hrrrgh!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Come on, Eric! Let's show her what we can do!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Urrgh...
0:04:17 > 0:04:18I can't.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19My championship dreams are...
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Hllrph!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22..over!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Barf!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Time is running out!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Looks like we might eliminate two sidekicks at once!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31That's double the fun!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, no, you won't!
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Hold on, Eric!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Ahh!
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Gasp!
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Hiii-ya!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48- CROWD:- Nine!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Eight!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Seven!
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Six!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Five!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Four!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Three!
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Two!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- One! - BUZZER SOUNDS
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- You did it, buddy! - APPLAUSE
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I did it?
0:05:01 > 0:05:02I did it!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Who did it?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Uhnnn...
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I don't know what to say.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I couldn't have done it without you.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14You saved me.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Oh, Eric. I, I...
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Thanks, Cathy.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20What?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Chomp!- It's Kitty!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Yay!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26- Whoo-hoo!- Wah-ha-ha!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Welcome back to round two.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Everyone knows sidekicks make amazing projectiles,
0:05:34 > 0:05:35so let's play...
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- ALL:- Be The Ball!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40The rules are simple.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41You drop down through the obstacles,
0:05:41 > 0:05:46and try to reach the safe landing area to advance to the next round.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Fail, and you fall into a demon dimension.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Sidekicks, ready?!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Mwah-ha-ha-haaa!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Whoa!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Ow! Argh!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Ha!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59This is going to be so easy!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02- Ow!- Ooft!
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Gyah!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- A perfect landing! - CHEERING
0:06:08 > 0:06:11What else would you expect from the perfect sidekick?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Just give me the championship now, Walt - it's mine!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Are you sure?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Oh man...- Ahhh!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Ooft!- Wha-ahh!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Tell Eric I hate him!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26She totally ignored me.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Hate Trevor tooooo...!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31She knows my name!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Wait for meeee...!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Ow! Ha-ha!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Huh. Well, that was unexpected.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Well, it's all come down to this!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43For the first time ever,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46we may be about to crown our Sidekick Sideshow Champion!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Eric Needles is only one challenge away from victory!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Yay!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Eric, welcome to...
0:06:55 > 0:06:58The Lightning Round!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02An empty room?!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Hah! I live in the Maxum Mansion!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I go through bigger empty rooms all the time!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08# Doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo. #
0:07:09 > 0:07:12The rules are simple. Just cross the finish line and win.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14So, why is it called The Lightning Round, Walt?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Gyah!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I see what you did there.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Sidekick, ready?!
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Go!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Yay!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Come on, Eric -
0:07:26 > 0:07:28go, go, go, go!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Time to take it up a notch!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31He-he-hah!
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Come on, Eric -
0:07:35 > 0:07:39fleeing blindly has never failed you before!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Oh!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Ooft!
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Gasp!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Gasp!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I did it! I won! I won!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51CHEERING
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Congratulations, Eric!
0:07:53 > 0:07:54How does it feel
0:07:54 > 0:07:59to be our first-ever Sidekick Sideshow Sidekick Champion?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01It feels great!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Well, let's see what we can do about that.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Activate the Sidekick Sideshow teleporter!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08A teleporter? Wow!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Ugh...
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Ahh!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Mrrpph!- Ghhrrmm!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20My friends are in chains.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22This looks suspiciously like a dungeon
0:08:22 > 0:08:25rather than a glitzy awards show.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28The host of the show just stormed in carrying a huge weapon,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31which he is aiming at me.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hmm...
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Let's get this award ceremony started!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38- Mrrrph!- Gyyyrrr!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Sorry to disappoint, sidekick -
0:08:40 > 0:08:44but there is no ceremony, no award, and, thanks to you,
0:08:44 > 0:08:47no more Walter Ego!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48He-hee-ha-ha-haaa!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Xox?!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Being a super villain was all
0:08:52 > 0:08:53the practice I needed
0:08:53 > 0:08:55to be a game show host.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57It was the perfect plan!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Lure you simple-minded sidekicks
0:09:00 > 0:09:02to your doom, while I entertained the masses
0:09:02 > 0:09:06and basked in the fame and glory of celebrity!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07He-he-he-hee!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09And it worked, until
0:09:09 > 0:09:11you stumbled your way to victory
0:09:11 > 0:09:13and ruined it all!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Goodbye, sidekick!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Uh...ah...
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Wait!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Uh...how about you host a new show...
0:09:21 > 0:09:23with a twist?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Welcome back to Evil Henchman Sideshow!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32where evil lackeys get blown up, over and over again,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34for no reason at all!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Now, let's get this sideshow started!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Gasp!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Oh!- Argh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43More mindless violence.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45What is the world coming to?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Hey, give the audience what it wants and you can't go wrong.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49This is the best show ever!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Totally!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53See?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Remember, you too can be a contestant.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Just dial 555-TOTAL-EVIL. Call now!
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Hey! I have an idea!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08We should totally go on that show!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I can't believe you, Trevor.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Best idea ever!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Dial it!- Me first!- Faster!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Are you going to stop them, or should I?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Well, let's see where this goes.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Give me that! No, I want it! - Clearly, I'm touching it...- No!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I was touching it first!