0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Just like superzeros
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# But only half as big Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:35PHONE BUZZES
0:00:38 > 0:00:43ARGH!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45We all like cartoon animals, Kitty,
0:00:45 > 0:00:47but that's a bit much.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48It's not the cartoon.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52My personal spy satellite just spotted Joshua Sideburns!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54And he's here!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58He's my super biggest mega-crush ever!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Oh, Eric, I still like you too. Wow, so awkward.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03What's awkward now?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05DOORBELL RINGS
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Joshua Sideburns!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Hello, person who helped me with security on my last film.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Er...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Other person, girl person...
0:01:17 > 0:01:21JOSHU-ARGH!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Scary girl person...
0:01:23 > 0:01:25A personal anti-fan force field?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Well played, sir!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32But I won't be stopped that easily, ha-ha-ha!
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Argh!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- You are so embarrassing! - I breathed his air!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Wah-argh-argh-argh!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Ow!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I must say, that was very...
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Impressive?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Yeah. I get that a lot.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57You are such a summer.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02So are you in Splitsboro to shoot another teen mummy movie?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04No, I've outgrown those silly roles.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I'm branching out into serious acting.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Joshua Sideburns saves the world hard
0:02:14 > 0:02:17in this summer's wildest blockbuster, Maxum Boogaloo?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21It will be a huge action movie, but with heart.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I'll be portraying Maxum Man,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26the greatest hero the world has ever known!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Cool!- Wow!- Yay!
0:02:30 > 0:02:31CAT SQUEALS
0:02:32 > 0:02:36And that is why I am here! I want to train at Maxum Man's side.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I want to know what makes a hero tick.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I want to slip into his life like a warm bath
0:02:40 > 0:02:42and swim in his soothing waters.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44So is he around, or what?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Um, if I understand correctly, and I rarely do, you're
0:02:47 > 0:02:52looking for Maxum Man, but he's away and won't be back for hours.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Years! No, uh, days!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Hey, Eric! I have a great idea.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57I thought you might.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02If Maxum Man is "away" again, then why don't you train Joshua?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Huh?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Joshua likes.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08What? No! I can't train him!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Why not? You're Maxum Man's best bud.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13You must know all about him, right?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14What are you saying, Vana?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Are you trying to imply that my life is a sham?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19That I don't have the faintest idea about the man
0:03:19 > 0:03:21who I claim is my super?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23That I've never even met him?!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Is that what you're trying to say?!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27HE GASPS
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Fine. Don't train him then.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Oh-ho! You'd like that, wouldn't you?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Well, I am so training him!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37I will train Joshua like no Joshua has ever been trained before!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45All right. That did not go as planned.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47FANFARE
0:03:49 > 0:03:51OK, so...
0:03:51 > 0:03:55As your first official, uh, How To Be Maxum Man lesson, I thought
0:03:55 > 0:03:57we should start, um,
0:03:57 > 0:04:00with a classic thing that Maxum Man does...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Hey! Check it out!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- That's not even a thing! - Boo in front!
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Ow!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20No... I was hoping for something a little more super-y
0:04:20 > 0:04:22and a lot less creepy.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Ooh! I know!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27You should show Joshua how Maxum Man flies!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Ooh-oh!
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Trevor!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32DOORBELL RINGS I got it!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35And I'm totally answering the door and not stalling!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Hello! May I, uh, help you?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I'm a successful and glamorous movie star person
0:04:44 > 0:04:47who is looking for Joshua Sideburns.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Oh, Joshua, darling! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Mwah! Charmed. I'm sorry, have we met?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Of course we've met!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I'm your greatest fan ever!
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- JOSHUA!- Argh-argh-argh!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Boo! Freeze-ray!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Kitty, stop that!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10And are those my clothes?
0:05:12 > 0:05:17That was amazing! Say, how would you like to be my new bodyguard?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Will I get to watch Eric make a fool of himself training you?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Of course.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- I'm in.- Gah!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Now, let's try that flying thing.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30The wind always looks so great blowing through my hair!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Joshua, this isn't real!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35None of us have superpowers, so we can't fly!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I found these rocket packs in the evil gadget room!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Gah!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Maxum flight training it is!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Come on, Eric!
0:05:46 > 0:05:51I want to see some of Maxum Man's amazing super manoeuvres!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Yeah, come on, Eric. Fly!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Wah-argh-argh-argh!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Argh-argh-argh!
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Uh-oh!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Yargh!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Argh!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Now, this is more like it! Go Eric!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Argh!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23WOMAN SHRIEKS
0:06:26 > 0:06:28PEOPLE SCREAM
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Meh.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Now, this is super!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42I must have more of this Maxum experience! Where's Eric?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Where's my super trainer?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47HE GROANS
0:06:47 > 0:06:54That was amazing! I feel so powerful, so... So super!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58I truly am Maxum Man!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01You mean you're an actor pretending to be Maxum Man?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Huh?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Pretending.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07La-la-la!
0:07:07 > 0:07:08RUMBLING
0:07:08 > 0:07:10THEY GASP
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Where is Maxum Man?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Zox!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I got this invitation from Maxum Man to a battle royale
0:07:24 > 0:07:26and who am I to turn that down?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29You invited Zox to a battle?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Of course I did!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33What better way to show that I have truly become Maxum Man
0:07:33 > 0:07:36than by defeating my greatest nemesis in a fair fight?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I keep telling you! You're not Maxum Man!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41You're a movie star, with make-up!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Those muscles are foam rubber!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48That hair is... Well, the hair is totally great, as always.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Oh, yeah.- Dreamy.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Perfect!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Mu-ha-ha-ha! Whoa!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57But you are not a superhero, and Zox is going to destroy you!
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Stand aside, sidekick, and let Maxum Man handle this!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Do your worst, Zox!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I can't watch!
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Me either!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Down, Kitty!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12This is going to be SO good!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Mu-ha-ha-ha! Say goodbye, Maxum Man!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27PHONE RINGS
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Oh, hang on. Talk to me.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Yep.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Really? You don't say?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37OK, well, uh, this has been swell.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Really, really fun, but we've got to get back to the studio.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Studio?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43We?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh, we start shooting the Maxum Man movie today.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Everyone, say hello to my fabulous co-star, Mr Taylor Chincleft.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Ah!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Taylor Chincleft!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I told you to stay down!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01He'll be playing Zox in my movie.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02And we were rehearsing!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Rehearsing? This was all some elaborate Hollywood lie!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Pretty much, yes. Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12You didn't think we'd really fight and damage these, did you?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Thank you, Eric.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25You were a great super trainer. You really made me feel like a hero!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Well, thank you for coming into my life again and destroying everything.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Any time. Let's roll!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Joshua!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Joshua, I'm coming! I'm coming, Joshua!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Joshua!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Wah!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51What kind of ending was that? There was all this build-up and then PFFT.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Nothing!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Well, Trevor, sometimes real life doesn't have a Hollywood ending.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Really?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Zox! Again.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02That's right, sidekick.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05You might be a good guy superhero trainer, but who do you think
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Hollywood comes to when they want a super villain trainer?
0:10:09 > 0:10:14Now, since I'm here anyway, prepare to be destroyed!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Gah! Argh-argh!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Argh! Help!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Now, this is more like it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Argh!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Go, Zox!
0:10:23 > 0:10:24CRASH
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Argh!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yeah, I'd pay money to see this.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29CRASH
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Argh!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Argh-argh!