Of Mouse and Mel

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big Sidekick. #

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Don't worry! I'll save you!

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Defying the odds, the electrifying Eric once again saves the day.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein!

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Needles, what have I told you about saving the damsel in distress?

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Sidekicks never save the damsel in distress. Sauerkraut, bratwurst.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05That is correct!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Except for the sausage part.

0:01:07 > 0:01:12I could totally save the day, but will anybody let me? No.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15I know. It's just like that time I tried to blow up the Earth,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17but would anyone let me?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19No.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21It's nothing like that time.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24I guess it's not. Thanks, buddy.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Face it, Eric, you're not hero material. Me, on the other hand...

0:01:28 > 0:01:30SOMEONE LAUGHS

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- Hey!- I know that laugh! - Oh, no! It can't be!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36LOUD FOOTSTEPS

0:01:40 > 0:01:43It's Maxum Mel! Save yourselves!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Incoming!

0:01:46 > 0:01:51I love Maxum Mel. He's so much cooler than Maxum Man.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I'm here to see my little brother.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Well, Maxum Man's not here, so see you, or not, if I'm lucky.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Not to worry. We'll wait.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- BOTH:- Whoa!

0:02:03 > 0:02:04But I don't think...

0:02:04 > 0:02:08- Did you just say we?- Move it, Mouse Boy. Chop, chop!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13I can't believe you're really here.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Stop hogging him!

0:02:14 > 0:02:19Easy, there, cowpoke. There's lots of Mel time to go around.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- KITTY:- What's it like being a Maxum, Mr Mel, sir?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24It's pretty much totally rad.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28I save the day, drive cool cars and Mouse Boy does whatever I say.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31But I'm sure your sidekick gets to do lots of cool things too, right?

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Totally.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Well, not cool things.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Actually, never cool things, but he's good at humiliating things.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Mouse Boy, my feet hurt! Hold them!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- No, like we practised.- Yes, sir.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- A little lumpy today.- Sorry.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I just need to relax my bones

0:02:56 > 0:02:57and organs.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Better. If only you sidekick-ed like you ottoman-ed.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07I'm bored now. Find me a ray gun so that I may hunt you for sport.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Sure thing, Mel.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11HIS BONES CRACK

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Argh!

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Now, where were we?

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Oh, right. We were talking about my awesomeness.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23THEY SIGH

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Say, you don't happen to have any spare ray guns lying around, do you?

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- What are you doing?- Oh, you heard him. I have to find a ray gun.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Stop it!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- What are you? A sidekick or a mouse? - I'm sort of both.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40That's beside the point.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Don't you think it's time you stood up for yourself?- Not really.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Isn't it time you threw off the shackles of your oppressive super?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Actually, that sounds sort of scary and...

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Isn't it time we proved that sidekicks are heroes too?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59We? I thought this was about me.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Mouse Boy, I like your attitude.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Where do you and the mouse think you're going?- Going? Going?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09What makes you think we're going anywhere?

0:04:09 > 0:04:14You can't hide the truth from me, Needles! I know your weak spot.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16What's he up to, rodent?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19He wants me, or us, to become a hero, or heroes,

0:04:19 > 0:04:22so that he, or me, aren't stuck being a worthless sidekick.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Did I get it right, Eric? - Pretty much, Mouse. Pretty much.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Well, I'm not going to let Mouse Boy throw away his sidekick career

0:04:29 > 0:04:32so you can play at being a hero.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35If Mouse Boy quits, it would leave a sidekick position

0:04:35 > 0:04:37with Mel up for grabs.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Best idea I ever heard!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43You two should really be running along to start your big adventure.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- BOTH:- Bye!

0:04:51 > 0:04:52What can I get for you, Mel?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ha-ha!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Mel, I'll rub your feet!

0:04:58 > 0:04:59ANIMALS MAKE NOISES

0:05:07 > 0:05:09MONSTER ROARS

0:05:09 > 0:05:12The little guy wants to eat me so bad.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14So, why are we here again?

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Because the key to being a hero is superpowers

0:05:18 > 0:05:21and this pet store is the perfect place to start.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26- But I don't want superpowers. - Can I help you, kids?- Yes, sir.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27I'm looking for something in an animal

0:05:27 > 0:05:32that's been exposed to toxic waste or possibly a wizard's curse.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36I've got a turtle that ate space goo.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38So, how does this work?

0:05:38 > 0:05:42- The turtle grants me a wish or something?- That, or it bites you.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Argh!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Hey! Save some of those mutant turtle bites for the rest of us!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Mouse Boy, it's nap time. Come!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Wear these kid gloves while you trace unicorns on my back

0:05:56 > 0:05:58till I fall asleep.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Is it me, or is Mel a bit high maintenance?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I hate Mel! I hate him!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I hate him! I hate him!

0:06:06 > 0:06:07I can't do it, Kitty!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10I thought I could take anything, but I can't be a lackey.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13It just doesn't fit.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16We've got to get Mouse Boy and Mel back together.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20And bring the shoulder waxing kit.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Now!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26So, what kind of awesome superpowers did you get?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Well...

0:06:28 > 0:06:29THEY GASP

0:06:30 > 0:06:36Nice glutes! Cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Excellent!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Now, there's one final thing we need to really show the world

0:06:40 > 0:06:43that you're a hero - a nemesis.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44PLAYS ORGAN CHORD

0:06:44 > 0:06:46HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Good luck finding a super villain on short notice.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Those guys are booked up for months.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56Super villain? I don't...

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Unless...

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Me?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Dude, I'm not sure if I can do evil.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16Now, now, it's fine. I'll do it.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19OK, this is our big moment. Defeat that super villain

0:07:19 > 0:07:24and the world will finally see that we sidekicks can be heroes too.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Are you sure about this?- Of course I'm sure. It's all set up.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30There's nothing to worry about.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32PEOPLE SCREAM

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Trevor is no more!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Call me The Troublemaker

0:07:40 > 0:07:44and prepare to meet your doom!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Now what'll we do?

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Stop right there, villain! - KITTY:- Hi, Eric!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Why do heroes always show up just in time?

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Over here, Mel! Save me! Save me!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Relax, Mouse Boy. Mel is here!

0:08:03 > 0:08:04And this won't take long.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Everything is going to be OK.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Gee, I just wanted to get out of that sidekick job, not destroy Mel.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Either way...

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Argh!

0:08:21 > 0:08:24No! My super is gone.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27What'll I do now, Eric? What'll I do?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32You have the superpowers now. It's up to you to save the day.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35No, I can't. I won't.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36And you can't make me!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42That looked like it hurt.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Don't you get it, Needles?

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Mouse Boy can't be a hero any more than I can be a snivelling sidekick.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Being a hero's not about having powers, Eric.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54It's something that's in your heart.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- No, you're wrong.- No way! No!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59What are you doing?

0:09:00 > 0:09:05I created Troublemaker and now it looks like I have to take him out.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'll destroy you!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Right back at you!

0:09:18 > 0:09:19This is it, Needles!

0:09:19 > 0:09:23You should know better than to doubt the power of my butt, Trevor.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26I told you! Trevor is gone!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I am The Troublemaker!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Well, Troublemaker, prepare to be shellshocked.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39PHRRT!

0:09:39 > 0:09:40No!

0:09:47 > 0:09:51I did it! I saved the day! I...

0:09:51 > 0:09:52I can't believe it!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- CROWD:- Mouse Boy! Mouse Boy! Mouse Boy!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58It was nothing, really.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06- I must have dozed off or something. Did I miss anything?- No, Trevor.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- You didn't miss a thing.- Good. I don't like missing things.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14It makes Trevor angry!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Easy. Easy.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Yeah, we don't want to have to turtle-butt smash you again.- What?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- It's nothing.- Wait, why is everyone being so nice to me?

0:10:24 > 0:10:28No reason. No reason at all.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29TREVOR CACKLES

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Trevor, no! Bad Trevor! Bad Trevor!