Iron Side Chef

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes

0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big

0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Sidekick! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:35I came to Sidekick Academy to be a crime fighter,

0:00:35 > 0:00:36not a grime fighter.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38ERIC LAUGHS Oh, that's funny.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Really?- Wha...?

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Hee-yah!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53ALL: Oooh!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57BOTH: Ah...

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Still think Home Ec is boring?

0:01:00 > 0:01:03BOTH: Home Ec is the best thing ever!

0:01:04 > 0:01:10I am Madame Super Chef, the greatest cook in the universe.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12This is going to be so good!

0:01:12 > 0:01:16I am here to turn you worthless sidekicks into sidecooks.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19I'm listening.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Your first task, take a random ingredient

0:01:25 > 0:01:27and create a dish fit for a super.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30And like all sidecooks you must think fast.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Ouch!- Lettuce.- Huh? Huh?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36And because your super could become hungry at any time,

0:01:36 > 0:01:40you must be prepared to cook under hostile conditions.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Like while being blasted with hot pepper.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45EVERYONE SCREAMS

0:01:46 > 0:01:49HE BELCHES HE SCREAMS

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Make it stop, make it stop!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Yum!

0:01:56 > 0:02:01Cook! Why won't you... cook? Ah!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04HE CRIES

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Show me.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38- What is this?- Raw potato and salt.

0:02:39 > 0:02:44Salt from my own tears of failure.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45SHE CRIES

0:02:46 > 0:02:49It was supposed to be ice cream.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51I guess I cooked it too long.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56- Oh.- It's a toe-jam sandwich.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Ugh, disgusting! But the best so far.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04And you? How have you failed me?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10SHE BELCHES

0:03:10 > 0:03:13A simple green salad vinaigrette flavoured with...

0:03:13 > 0:03:17the very pepper spray I blasted you with?

0:03:17 > 0:03:22It's inspired, it's delicious, this boy is a genius!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24CHEERING

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Class dismissed.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I want to make sure that today's cooking class wasn't a fluke,

0:03:38 > 0:03:41so I made you some Parmesan truffle-infused nachos.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44THEY MUNCH GREEDILY

0:03:47 > 0:03:51'I hate to say it, but these are the best nachos ever.'

0:03:51 > 0:03:54And I mean that, I really hate to say it.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59It's the best slop I've ever thrown in my feed-hole.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- You should open up your own foodie-eatie place.- A restaurant?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- No, thanks, I just ate. - You should, Eric.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- You have a real natural talent for cooking.- Ta-lent?

0:04:10 > 0:04:14It means you're actually good at something for once.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19Imagine me actually being good at something, for once!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21'Maybe I should open my own restaurant.'

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Ah!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27CRYING

0:04:27 > 0:04:29DRAGON SCREECHES

0:04:29 > 0:04:32CLUB MUSIC BOOMS

0:04:32 > 0:04:36I can't believe it. Everyone who's anyone in Splitsboro is here.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- You're too kind, Needles. Table for one.- Hey!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Whoa-whoa, whoa. Sorry, ladies, you have

0:04:44 > 0:04:47to wait in line like everybody else.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Or you can always go...

0:04:48 > 0:04:50HE STIFLES LAUGHTER

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- ..across the street. - HE GIGGLES

0:04:52 > 0:04:55MADAME GROWLS

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Madame must be so excited that my new

0:04:57 > 0:04:59and unbelievably popular restaurant is

0:04:59 > 0:05:02right across the street from her restaurant.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05She'll be able to watch me all the time and be super proud.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Ha-ha. Yoo-hoo! Hi, Madame!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11KETTLE BOILS TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Ah, here she comes now.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16SNORTS

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Erm, something wrong, Madame?

0:05:21 > 0:05:25- SHE GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION - Challenge!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28HAT PINGS EVERYONE GASPS

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Not the hat of challenge! - That's right.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37Your eatery is an insult to me and my reputation as a super chef.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- But I thought you'd be proud of me. - Proud?

0:05:41 > 0:05:45That one of my puny sidekick students is stealing my glory?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48There is only one way to settle this.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Thumb war? Rock-paper-scissors?

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Treaty of Versailles? - I challenge you to a cook off.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59The loser never cooks again.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00You're on.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Welcome to Sidekick Sidecook Cook Off.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Two chefs enter, only one chef leaves.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- SHE CLEARS HER THROAT - Eric.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15In this kitchen, Eric Needles and his sous chef, Trevor.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17LAUGHTER

0:06:17 > 0:06:20And their competition, the world-renowned

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Madame Super Chef and her sous chef, Savourbot.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25CHEERING

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Each team must prepare a simple bowl of soup

0:06:27 > 0:06:29to be judged by our expert panel.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Kitty Ko... - SHE GIGGLES

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Master Xox... - BOOING

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Oh...- And Tastebot.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38TASTEBOT BEEPS

0:06:38 > 0:06:40AUDIENCE: Huh?

0:06:40 > 0:06:44OK, OK, I think our primary strategy should be cheating.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49No, I'm actually good at this. For once, I don't need to cheat.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50You've changed, man.

0:06:50 > 0:06:55You find out you have "talent" and suddenly I don't even know you.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Contestants ready? Let's...

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- sidecook it! - CHEERING

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- TREVOR SCREAMS - It looks like...

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Yes, it looks like Eric is taking a bit of a chance

0:07:10 > 0:07:12using fresh T-Rex spit.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Hey! I need a cup of your goober.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20T-REX SPITS CHEERING

0:07:20 > 0:07:23And to spice up her dish, Madame is using...

0:07:23 > 0:07:26You call that a rainbow tail? Ha!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Is it?- What is wrong with you?

0:07:28 > 0:07:33- Cry-baby.- Yes, it is! Unicorn tears.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, yes!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38UNICORN NEIGHS

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Now, get me 1,000 butterfly wings.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- SAVOURBOT BEEPS - Just do it!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I changed my mind. Get me tiger whiskers instead.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51SAVOURBOT BUZZES

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Tiger whiskers? I can't compete with that.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59- That's right, sidekick, you can't compete. Give up.- Never!

0:07:59 > 0:08:04It looks like Eric is chopping. Yes, he's definitely chopping.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Ha-ha-ha. You call that chopping?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Oh, yeah?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Oh, oui!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18THEY WHIMPER

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- EGG TIMER DINGS - And that's time.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24EXPLOSION CHEERING

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Behold. MADAME SCREAMS

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Cool.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37Mmm! Complex, zesty, Eric's soup is super.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40CHEERING Whoo-hoo!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42But...

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Madame's soup is super-duper.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49MASTER XOX GIGGLES CHEERING

0:08:49 > 0:08:54- Oh, I...- Kitty, who did you vote for?

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Eric, I choose Eric.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Eric, Eric!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02A shocking turn of events. A tie.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05And now it all comes down to Tastebot.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11HE BELCHES

0:09:13 > 0:09:16DRUM ROLL

0:09:22 > 0:09:24What? I like drama.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34And Madame wins it. Eric loses it.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Eric loses!- Whoo! Oh, yeah.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Oh, yeah. In your face, you.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46- MADAME LAUGHS - Whoo! Oh. Oh, yeah.

0:09:50 > 0:09:55I can't believe my dream is over. I'll never cook again.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Your dream isn't over, Eric.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59All you need to become a great chef is years of practice

0:09:59 > 0:10:02and study and dangerous hard work and lots of stitches

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- cos you're going to cut yourself a lot, you see...- Yup, I'll never

0:10:05 > 0:10:06cook again.

0:10:08 > 0:10:13- So, what's it like actually being good at something?- Pretty sweet.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- You're glad to be a talent-free lump again, right?- Oh, yeah.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Want to order a pizza?- Sure.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Yeah, I hear Madame's is good. - Trevor!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27SCREAMING