0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:36 > 0:00:38TREVOR HUMS
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Oh, come on!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- More.- And by more, I assume you mean all?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Less talking, more too-much-popcorn adding.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Hey, kids, have you seen my...?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Argh!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Who's to blame for this?!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Trevor, this just might be your greatest idea yet!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10You flatter me, sir.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Let there be boing!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41MACHINE BUZZES
0:01:56 > 0:01:58TREVOR WHISTLES
0:01:58 > 0:01:59That's it!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02This is going to stop. Whoa...!
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Right now.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Hey.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13No whoopie cushion, no whoopie chair.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15HE SNIFFS
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Trevor is missing!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- No, transferred... - To another school.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19What?!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Aloha, my friend.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Trevor, what's going on?
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Dad says you're a bad influence, so he sent me to a new school.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33But you're the bad influence!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Not according to my finger, which has a tendency to blame
0:02:36 > 0:02:38people for things they didn't do.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Bad finger!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Ah, I could never stay mad at you.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Anyways, my new school is on a super cool,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53luxurious, full of all-you-can-eat buffets
0:02:53 > 0:02:54cruise ship.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Wow!- Ooh.- That's so awesome.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I have to go to the bathroom.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Um, I have to...go...
0:03:00 > 0:03:01also, bathroom.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03We get all the free lei you can eat.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07And super brain-freezing smoothie.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14THEY SCREAM EXCITEDLY
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Friends shouldn't have to endure
0:03:17 > 0:03:19new schools alone. I'm on my way.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25This contract states Maxum Man's sidekicks must
0:03:25 > 0:03:28complete their education at the Sidekick Academy.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30It took all that paper to say that?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33It's in 1,000-point font, so, yeah.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38I am sidekicking instructor Super Special Ed, ja,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41and the key to learning is to have fun!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Ja?- Fun?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45What is this fun?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Um, here it is.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50"Fun - amusement or enjoyment."
0:03:50 > 0:03:53We never had fun at our old sidekick school.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55This saddens me, as in boo-boo sad.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Ew.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03But we will have so much fun that you will burst with the fun, ja?
0:04:03 > 0:04:04- ALL:- Fun! Fun!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Ah, yeah!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- CANNON BOOMS - Whoo-hoo-hoo!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:04:16 > 0:04:17HE GROANS
0:04:19 > 0:04:22HE MUMBLES
0:04:22 > 0:04:23THEY CHEER
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- BANG - Ha-ha!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28- Hooray!- Yeah!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33THEY SHOUT EXCITEDLY
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Aaaaaaah.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Would you like to share my pickle?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57ERIC SCREAMS
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Argh! PAMPLEMOOSE CACKLES
0:05:08 > 0:05:09This is very exciting!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13When I was your age, I never got the chance to sit with the cool kids.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I know, right? I am fun to be around.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20If you can get past the milk moustaches with acid reflux.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26HE PANTS He is so needy!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I have to transfer to Trevor's school. Now!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Eric, where are you, my little BFF?
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Whoa!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Huh, curse my tiny feet and lack of balance.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46ERIC YELLS
0:05:49 > 0:05:50That was close.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Argh!- There you are!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I saved you some pickle.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58It barely even touched the toilet.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Ohh.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- STUDENTS CHANT HAPPILY - Best school ever!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Almost got you. Your turn.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20So close, Herr Needles.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22BELL RINGS
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Huh, I'm out of here!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Drive, drive, drive!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Free. At last.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38You must dine with me before the school dance.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- School dance?- Yeah, tonight.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42And a little birdie told me
0:06:42 > 0:06:44you're quite the dancer.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46PAMPLEMOOSE LAUGHS
0:06:46 > 0:06:48HELP!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Welcome to the Sidekick Academy.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Give me a great cowboy dance.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12OK, this goes out to my partner, Herr Needles.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16No, I'll never dance with you!
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Who said you have a choice? Dance, Herr Needles. Dance.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21PAMPLEMOOSE LAUGHS
0:07:23 > 0:07:25ERIC SHOUTS
0:07:25 > 0:07:26COCK CROWS
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Okey-dokey. Eric?- Here.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- IN A DEEP VOICE:- Eric? - Here.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- Eric? - Still here.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37OK, class. And by class, I mean you.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Don't touch up to 25.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41How to play decoy for your soup.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43A decoy!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55EVIL LAUGHTER
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I have overhead slides if you'd like to take some...
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Now, main decoy is an important...
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Hmm.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09What is this?!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11No sleep for you!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Uh-oh.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Forgive me, Eric.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17All that line dancing last night was quite exhausting.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20You know what, I'm cancelling class so we can go on a field trip
0:08:20 > 0:08:23to the super cape re-hamming museum.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25HE LAUGHS
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Exciting, yeah?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Whoo-hoo!
0:08:32 > 0:08:33HE SCREAMS
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Hello.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40HE SCREAMS
0:08:46 > 0:08:48THEY CHEER
0:08:48 > 0:08:50BANG
0:08:51 > 0:08:55OK, who's next? We have to keep the fun train rolling.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Choo-choo. - THEY CHEER
0:08:57 > 0:08:58'I am.'
0:08:58 > 0:09:00THEY GASP I'm next.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Whoo-hoo!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Ow.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Ahh.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Trevor! I missed you, buddy.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I missed you too, Schmoopy.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Quick, fire me into the sky. I am craving fun big-time.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21Ha, OK. Get ready to kiss the clouds.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- For a second thought... - No second thoughts.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25No second thoughts!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Trevor, no, don't!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28No!
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Wait here, Eric. I just have
0:09:43 > 0:09:45to see a man about a horse.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46And when I say horse,
0:09:46 > 0:09:47I mean go to the bathroom.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51HE PANTS
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Uh-oh.- Who is responsible for this, ja?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Ruiner!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00I hate you.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Uh-hm.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I forgive you for ruining everything.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04And I do not.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Ed is, for the first time, angry.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09THEY GROAN
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Aloha, class.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15For some reason I have been transferred and
0:10:15 > 0:10:18am now the new headmaster of this school.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Which is also, for some reason, sinking.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23And you know what that means?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Abandon ship?- Nein!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Bail, Herr Needles, bail!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, man.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Can I at least go to the bathroom? - Nein. Again.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Never mind.