Opossum Man!

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like super zeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:35SIRENS WAIL

0:00:35 > 0:00:37DOGS BARK

0:00:42 > 0:00:45CHUCKLING

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Why did we take Crime Street?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Meh.- It's a short cut to Safe Avenue.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Right. - Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- ALL:- A-A-ARGH!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57A-ha. I, Master Criminal, the masked crook,

0:00:57 > 0:00:59has found himself some suckers.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Best villain name ever!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Figures. The one day I bring my piggy bank collection.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06MONKEY SCREECHES, MONEY CLATTERS

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Well, you picked the wrong sucker to try to...

0:01:11 > 0:01:13erm...sucker and...

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Stop right there, evil-doer.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19THUMPING

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I am Opossum Man

0:01:23 > 0:01:25and I make crime play dead,

0:01:25 > 0:01:28because that's what possums do.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31It's that cool new super everyone's talking about.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Ooh, he's so dark.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Boy Vermin, take it from here.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40You got it, Furry Knight.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Uh... Hey, Eric, isn't that your old pal Glenn?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Yo! Ah!

0:01:45 > 0:01:49It might be him. Hard to tell without the ragged clothing and stink cloud.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52But what's he doing with a super? That's MY thing.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53I'M the famous orphan pulled from obscurity

0:01:53 > 0:01:56and thrust into the limelight to work as a sidekick

0:01:56 > 0:01:58to world's most famous superhero, not him!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00CRICKETS CHIRP

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Erm, not that I care.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Wow! He's a sidekick, just like you!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06No, NOT just like me.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Did you not listen to ANYTHING I just said?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11You're right. He's nothing like you.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13His super is actually fighting crime

0:02:13 > 0:02:14instead of disappearing all the time.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18And Glenn seems to be a talented and trustworthy sidekick,

0:02:18 > 0:02:21unlike YOU, who is, well...

0:02:21 > 0:02:22you.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25And look, he even has fans.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26What fans?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- CROWD CHEERS - Hee-hee-hee.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Oh.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Well, I have fans, too.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38And look how he fills out that uniform.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Rrrrrr.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Having only see him in action for 7.9 seconds,

0:02:46 > 0:02:49I can easily say that he's better than you

0:02:49 > 0:02:51at everything.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54CHIRPING GrrrRRRRR!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Eric, is that you?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Eri-i-ic!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, hi, Glenn.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03My boyhood hero, my pal, my idol.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Nnnnngh.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Look at me, would ya?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Oh, I'm looking.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Ho-ho-ho, yeah.- Yeah-huh.- Fo' sho'.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14We're both sidekicks to awesome supers.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16It's our dream come true, buddy.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Twinsies.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Back to the Opossum den, Boy Vermin.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22My job here is...

0:03:22 > 0:03:24all done.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25BANG!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27That's my cue. Got to go.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30WHOOSH!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Well, most new supers go bust in their first year, you know!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Ha-ha-ha! That'll never happen to Opossum Man.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39He's the greatest hero ever!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41CHEERING

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Woohoo!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48They're down for an account, Opossum Man.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Cool. He's got catchphrases, too.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Heh. It takes more than a snappy catchphrase

0:03:53 > 0:03:56to be a REAL sidekick.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57ERIC CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:03:57 > 0:03:59I, a REAL sidekick,

0:03:59 > 0:04:02hereby declare this super minimart open...

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Never fear...

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Opossum Man has arrived.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- ALL:- Who-o-o.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12And don't forget Boy Vermin.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14CHEERING

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Nrgh!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Thank you, Opossum Man and Boy Vermin

0:04:19 > 0:04:21for keeping our city safe

0:04:21 > 0:04:23AND opening this over-the-pants

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- underwear store. - CHEERING

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- You're welcome, Mayor Swift. - GRRRR!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31HE HUMS

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Dah!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Ha! Hoo-hoo! Nippy-dippy-doo!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Boy Vermin thinks he's so great

0:04:37 > 0:04:41with his awesome catchphrases and superhero who is actually there.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Maxum Brain, you've got to help me! - No time, Eric.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Opossum Man has offered me a position in the new Opossum den.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50He is so pleasant.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Well, I can always count on my pals.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54BEEPING

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- VOICEMAIL:- You have reached Vana, Kitty and Trevor.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59For some reason, we share an answering machine.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00We are also NOT out cheering for Opossum Man.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02GRRRR!

0:05:04 > 0:05:09I, Opossum Man, vow to put criminals where they belong!

0:05:09 > 0:05:10CHEERING

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Into my protective pouch.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Ha! - ALL:- Who-o-o.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19A-ha! Trai-tors!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Sorry, Eric, but Opossum Man is just so awesome. Look!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26He gave me this official autographed Opossum Man possum keepsake!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28POSSUM CACKLES

0:05:28 > 0:05:30A-ha-ha-ha! A-a-argh.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33It's trying to make a nest out of my scalp.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Chill, Eric, even you got to admit Opossum Man's pretty cool.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41VERMIN BOY HUMS SIDEKICK THEME MUSIC

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Gah! Heh. Glenn gets to do all the coolest sidekick stuff

0:05:45 > 0:05:47AND he's totally rubbing my face in it!

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Sweeping up loose Opossum fur is totally rubbing your face in it?

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Eurgh. Heh-heh.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Hey, don't knock it till you try it.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57It's great to see you, Eric.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Hey, I almost forgot,

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Opossum Man is thinking about adding a GIRL sidekick

0:06:01 > 0:06:03to the dirt-digging duo.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Do you know anyone who might be interested?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07No. No, I do not.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08- BOTH:- Do I!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Glenn, check it out!- No, look at me!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Me!- Argh!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19My Verm alarm. Opossum Man must need me to sweep up

0:06:19 > 0:06:21more of his fur droppings.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Fur dropping show-off.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I bet I could sweep better than him.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26He's such a great guy.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Yeeh!- Argh!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Taking all my glory,

0:06:33 > 0:06:36my fans, my fur-sweeping. I'll show him!

0:06:36 > 0:06:40The new Opossum den lunch buffet is a-a-awesome!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42The Opossum back massager...

0:06:42 > 0:06:44heavenly.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48And, you know, Glenn is the nicest, kindest, best person I EVER met.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Oh. So, how would you like to destroy his superhero and ruin him?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Um, sure. I got nothing else going on.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Ha-ha-ha. The marsupial signal will lure them in.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Opossum Man won't be such hot stuff once I expose his secret identity -

0:07:03 > 0:07:04supers hate that.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07This Maxum de-costumator ray will do the trick.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Ssh, here they come.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Never fear, Opossum Man has responded.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Wait! My rat sense is tingling.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Something's not right here.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22A-ha!

0:07:22 > 0:07:23LASERS BLAST

0:07:25 > 0:07:27ZAP!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Trevor, quick, the Maxum re-costumator ray!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Re-costumator!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34No problem.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39The intra-dimensional agitator.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41O-o-o-oh.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43We just set up this booby trap

0:07:43 > 0:07:46and suck Opossum Man into the void of nothingness.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Then it's goodbye super and - by association -

0:07:50 > 0:07:52goodbye sidekick!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I don't know. That new Opossum den is pretty tough to get into.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Front door has a lock.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59No problem.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02All super HQs share super sewers. Neugh.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Regular pipes can't handle super sewage.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06It's a Splitsboro bile-off.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Gah.- Whoa-ho-ho.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Better bring the hand sanitiser.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Hey, potential possumites.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14While Opossum Man and I are on patrol,

0:08:14 > 0:08:15keep watching the den, OK?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19I sure will. Oh, no, you don't, Opossum Hog!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21- CRASH! - Ah-ya!

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- A-ya-a-argh!- Argh!- Ya!- Ye-e-eargh!

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Heh-heh.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Wah!- Nyah!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Mm-heh-heh-heh.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35TOILET FLUSHES

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Done.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38One press of this and that pink-nosed pest

0:08:38 > 0:08:42and his precious sidekick are out of my life for ever!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Heh-heh-heh!- Eric?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Trevor? What are you doing here?

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Glenn, ha-ha! Er...

0:08:48 > 0:08:50aren't you on patrol?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52I forgot the throat roughener spray.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Opossum Man isn't the same without it.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- Hurry along, Boy Vermin, I have crimes to...

0:08:57 > 0:08:58deal with.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02A-A-Anyway...

0:09:02 > 0:09:05You know, Eric, I've been thinking.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- About you.- Stop, Glenn.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I've been thinking about you a lot.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Stop smiling at me.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I've been thinking about two kids from the orphanage

0:09:13 > 0:09:15who used to wear tissue boxes for shoes.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Stop reminiscing.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20And how those kids are now the town's most awesome sidekicks.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Eugh-eugh-eugh.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Eric...- STO-O-O-OP!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26..how about a hug?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Nng-a!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Wait. Hatred...draining away.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Jealousy...being snuffed out.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Friendship...rekindling.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Hug feels...

0:09:38 > 0:09:40nice.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42And to think I was going to use this to...

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Hey, where did it go?

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Mwa-ha-ha-ha.- No, Trevor, my anger and jealousy have been hugged away!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Grrrr.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Ah! How could I forget Trevor's obsession with red buttons?

0:09:52 > 0:09:56OK, buddy, I'll give you anything you want,

0:09:56 > 0:09:59just, please, don't press it.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01A-A-Anything?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Wow! The mind boggles. What should I...

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Ooh, ooh, I know!- Ah.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- I want to press the button! - ERIC GASPS

0:10:09 > 0:10:10BEEP! BEEP!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13What's the hold-up, Boy Vermin?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I have evil to...

0:10:15 > 0:10:16do stuff to.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- ZAP! - A-a-argh!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26It's only an endless dimensional wormhole.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27No biggie, right?

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Hug?

0:10:31 > 0:10:36I will have my revenge. Witness the birth of the Dark Boy Vermin.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38HE COUGHS

0:10:38 > 0:10:41That's better. It's so dry in the Opossum den.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- I know.- Is it ever.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44So very dry.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Want to pummel him.- Me first.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Stop! STO-O-OP!

0:10:48 > 0:10:52THUMPING