0:00:01 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Sidekick, sidekick, what an awesome gig
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Just like superheroes Just like superheroes
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# But only half as big Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:35OVER TANOY: Attention, shoppers.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Utility belt and glove sale, ten minutes ago.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Travel back in time and head to aisle 55 for super savings.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46I wish I could live in here.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Anti-gravity knapsacks.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Androids with ice cream dispensers!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Crystal skulls!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Oh...my...Eric!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'm an action figure?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07It's got karate chop action - look.
0:01:07 > 0:01:13- Ow!- And it's so much better than the actual you.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Eric, are you OK?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18SQUEAKING
0:01:18 > 0:01:23What? They're for my...little cousin's next 100 birthdays.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Stop looking at me.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29You get to be Maxum Man's sidekick
0:01:29 > 0:01:32and now you have your own action figure?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- That is so not right!- Hey, it talks.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- "Stop, you evildoer."- What?!
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Take that back. Who have you been talking to?- "Stop, you evildoer."
0:01:43 > 0:01:50I'm not an evildoer. I'll destroy you! Destroy you!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Hi. Entrepreneurenator at your service.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00You like that toy? Buy two and be twice as cool.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- You're the one selling the Eric action figures?- I sure am.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I own this place.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09You're Eric, Maxum Man's sidekick.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I can explain. No need to get him involved.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Why do I have my own action figure? I'm a sidekick.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- I'm not famous. - You're not just any sidekick,
0:02:18 > 0:02:22you're Maxum Man's sidekick, the most super superhero.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Of course you're famous. See!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I guess I just never noticed before.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32You're the next big thing, kid.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37I've been playing this commercial on every major network for weeks.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38'You love Maxum Man.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- 'And you'll love his new sidekick even more.- Ka-blam.'
0:02:42 > 0:02:44'He kicks. Wham! He punches. Bam!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48'He shoots lightning from his eyes. Collect them all.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51'Deep space Eric. Deep sea Eric.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55'And deep dish Eric with bonus pepperoni launcher.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58'Play sidekick Eric with a friend.'
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Open stubborn jars of cosmic jam.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You can even use it to fight crime.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Get your sidekick Eric today!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10'This toy may cause you to throw other toys in the trash.'
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I AM famous.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Did you know I was famous? - Sure.- Of course.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Why do you think I hang out with you?- Because I'm...
0:03:21 > 0:03:22a star!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27CHEERING
0:03:34 > 0:03:36SHE SIGHS
0:03:36 > 0:03:38CHEERING
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Eric?- Need some face time with the big E Man?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Talk to the T Dog and I'll think outside the box.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Do you even know what you're saying? - I never know what I'm saying.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54Look, everyone, a Vana doll! So much better than Eric's.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Limited edition with nail polish and tiny comb. Isn't it great?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Everyone!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02CHEERING
0:04:02 > 0:04:04A tiny comb! Arg!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Eric, we need to talk.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Since your action figure came out, you've changed.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14You're totally wrong, babe. I haven't changed.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Then why are you wearing a crown?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20And what's up with the world championship belt?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- And the pet polar bear? - ROARING
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Polar bears are endangered
0:04:24 > 0:04:28and who doesn't like an endangered species? Am I right?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31CROWD CHEER IN AGREEMENT
0:04:33 > 0:04:35They turned evil!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Eric! Eric, no!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Professor Beary Bearsworth! Ah!
0:04:46 > 0:04:51Ka-blam! That's it, my plastic army. Destroy! Destroy!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Once all toys are ruined, kids will have to buy new ones
0:04:55 > 0:04:57and we'll do it again, and again.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01It's the most brilliant, evil sales scheme ever!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19EVIL LAUGHTER
0:05:24 > 0:05:26EVIL LAUGHTER
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Toys everywhere are being destroyed by rampaging sidekick dolls.
0:05:36 > 0:05:42Again, an innocent plaything has turned into a rampaging nightmare.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Thanks a lot, Eric.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47It's over. I have nothing left...
0:05:47 > 0:05:49except my crown and my polar bear.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51BEAR GROANS
0:05:51 > 0:05:53HE SIGHS
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I know you guys are mad at me and you have good reason.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06I may have let the whole famous thing go to my head, a bit.
0:06:06 > 0:06:12- You might even say I was kind of a jerk.- Kind of?- How bout a huge jerk?
0:06:12 > 0:06:18Or even a Jerk Jerkington? I've got it, you were a maxum jerk.
0:06:19 > 0:06:25- Nice one.- I took the first half of Maxum's name and then added...
0:06:25 > 0:06:28To recap, I was a bit of a jerk.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29THEY ALL SIGH
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Even though you're mad, I could use your help
0:06:32 > 0:06:36defeating all the Eric dolls before they destroy the whole city.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38What do you say?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40THEY ALL SIGH
0:06:40 > 0:06:41I brought candy.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49How do we beat evil giant, but still really cute, Eric?
0:06:49 > 0:06:54Well, if TV has taught us anything, and it has, it's that the only way
0:06:54 > 0:06:57to beat a giant action figure robot...
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Is with another giant action robot!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Yeah...I was going to say that.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Right, sorry.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Great, where are we going to get a bunch of non-evil Eric dolls?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:15 > 0:07:19I love that sound, sweet, like cash registers singing. What?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25You've crushed your last toy!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Lucky I just happened to find all these knock-offs on the internet.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Again, for my cousin.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Not so fast. No-one gets between me and profits.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40EVIL LAUGHTER
0:07:40 > 0:07:44You're not the only one who can build giant robots.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47The Entrepreneurenator is about to go on sale...
0:07:47 > 0:07:50or some other business-type phrase that works.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55- You'd think a salesman would pick an easier name to say.- I know, right?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07HE BREAKS WIND
0:08:07 > 0:08:09HE COUGHS
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- HEAVY THUDDING ALL:- Ah!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16HE GROWLS
0:08:21 > 0:08:22HE LAUGHS
0:08:23 > 0:08:25These are the best toys ever.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30HEAVY THUDDING
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Now what?- You don't need swords.
0:08:32 > 0:08:39Remember, he's got judo-chop action. Hi-ya!
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Ow! Ow!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Way-ya!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Hey, it's my turn. Kitty gets to fight.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Let me try. - What are you doing? Stop it!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56THEY SCREAM
0:08:56 > 0:08:58HEAVY THUD
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- You totally broke it, dude. - EVIL LAUGHTER
0:09:04 > 0:09:06EVIL LAUGHTER
0:09:15 > 0:09:16I don't get it.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:09:18 > 0:09:22It's over, Sidekick. You were famous but now you've got nothing!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24You're wrong. I've got friends.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Vana! Now!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28HEAVY THUDDING
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Now here's what a real sidekick doll should look like.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Gigantic-sized Vana!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42My, aren't you a strong, handsome-looking,
0:09:42 > 0:09:46evil, giant Eric robot?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Something's wrong. Ignore her, you lovestruck fool!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58No. No. No!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Ah!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Ah!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09CHEERING
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Oh!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Vana, you were awesome.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18You all were. I wasn't so bad myself.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- CHANTING:- Vana! Vana! Vana!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Hey! I can make you a star.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Just sign here. You'll be rich, rich and famous.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30You don't think my friends are going to fall for that.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35Make room. Make room, people. The lady needs room!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Well, looks like it's just you and me.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Kitty! Where's my mineral water?!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Sorry, Eric. I have to go. Right here, Miss Vana, sir.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45HE SIGHS
0:10:48 > 0:10:51HE MAKES GUNFIRE NOISES
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Hi-ya!