0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34MIST HISSES
0:00:34 > 0:00:35HE WHISTLES
0:00:36 > 0:00:39My glasses! But mostly, ew!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42TOWEL SQUELCHES Oops.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44HOCKEY PLAYERS ZOOM BY
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Here, glasses, glasses, glasses.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48HE GROANS
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm on a break!
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Ow!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54HOCKEY MUSIC PLAYS
0:00:57 > 0:00:58GLASSES SHATTER
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- SIREN RINGS - Yes! Ha, ha, ha.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03That was you being on it?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- I had a breakaway.- Fair enough.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13XOX LAUGHS EVILLY
0:01:13 > 0:01:16These Master XOX ray vision contact lenses
0:01:16 > 0:01:18are my most evile invention yet!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21And they're the cutest shade of blue.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Dad, I'm home! - XOX GASPS
0:01:24 > 0:01:26THEY GASP
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Hi, kids. Feel like a snack?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Oh, come on, Dad. Delicious cake again?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Really?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37SHE GROANS I need new glasses.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39This is the seventh pair of glasses you've broken this month.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Why don't you just get contacts?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43You mean, like these?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Oh! Careful with those, son.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Why? Are they evil or something?
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- Oh... Evil, hilarious! - HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Why would I just leave something evil out on the counter, right?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Ha, ha, right!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Here, try them on, Eric.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04No, I'd hate to impose.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08No, not at all, Eric. Take them.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I'm sure you had some use for them.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Nothing more important than
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- helping out Trevor's friends. - HIS TEETH CHATTER
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I couldn't.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Are you sure? - Take them!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Wow! Thanks, Mr Troublemeyer.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Bye!- See you, Mr Troublemeyer!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25HE CHUCKLES
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Needles!
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Mine!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Trevor!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I've never worn contacts before.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Is it hard put them in?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Nah.- Doubt it.- Can't be that hard.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Argh! Let me go!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Whoa! - HE GROANS
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Ugh, see? Easy-peasy.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48What's it like? Can you see?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Whoa! Everything's so clear!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Eurgh, that's what you guys look like?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Of course.- Why do you ask?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Er, there's something fishy going on.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02OK...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Wow, Splitsboro Air serves pizza
0:03:04 > 0:03:05for their in-flight meal now?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Nice.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Mamma mia! - HE SINGS OPERATICALLY
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Whoa! Those contacts are powerful!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Ha, ha. I bet you can't read this!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22My name is Eric and I make pee-pees in my diapers...
0:03:22 > 0:03:24OK, I think we've established I can see.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26TREVOR LAUGHS
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Burn!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31DINOSAUR ROARS
0:03:35 > 0:03:37BUTTON BLEEPS
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Whoa! Ugh!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41RACCOONS SQUEAK
0:03:43 > 0:03:46HE HISSES Shoo! Shoo! Get away!
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Oh!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54BINOCULARS SHATTER
0:03:54 > 0:03:56ERIC VOMITS
0:03:56 > 0:03:57And now, what are you looking at?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59A dog pooping three towns over.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Nice!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Now why you looking at?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05A dog pooping five towns over.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Awesome!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Now what?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Master XOX sitting in a tree starring at us with binoculars.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Those lenses are mine, Needles!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Really? What's he doing?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18It's hard to tell...
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Just give me a sec.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21LENSES POWER UP
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Um, is it me
0:04:25 > 0:04:28or did you just shoot a laser beam out of your eyes?
0:04:28 > 0:04:32SCREAMING Laser beam? You're losing it, man.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Argh!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Well, laser vision appears functional.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Ow...
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Ah...
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Ow!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44LASERS FIRE
0:04:44 > 0:04:47SCREAMING
0:04:47 > 0:04:49SIRENS WAIL
0:04:50 > 0:04:54So, lots of fires and closures today, huh?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Really? Hadn't noticed.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Eric!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59What are you doing?!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oh, just out for a stroll...
0:05:01 > 0:05:02You're destroying the city!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Who, me?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Argh!- Argh!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08HELICOPTER FLIES OVER
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Eric!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- THEY GASP - Close your eyes!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15So, Eric's eyelids are going to stop the lasers?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17He just blew a helicopter out of mid air, Vana!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19You obviously don't have much experience
0:05:19 > 0:05:20with laser vision, Kitty.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22But, I...
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Close them!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26There. See?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27The lasers stopped.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33HE GROANS
0:05:33 > 0:05:36These things aren't budging!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39METAL CLANGS
0:05:39 > 0:05:41There. Problem solved.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Um, sure.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Do you still have the lens case?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Maybe there's instructions.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48CASE SMASHES
0:05:48 > 0:05:53Congratulations on purchasing Master XOX's brand contacts.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55To avoid permanent fusion to the eyes,
0:05:55 > 0:05:59avoid using for more than five minutes at a time.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01And I've had them in for how long?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Um...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Three weeks.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Argh! My precious see-balls.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I could try hammering again.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11This time with a bigger hammer, ha-ha.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Maybe we should let a professional look at them.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I think Maxum Man saw a super optometrist to get
0:06:15 > 0:06:17his x-ray vision upgraded to y-ray. TREVOR SNORES
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Maybe he can help.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Oh!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23But how am I going to get there when I can't even see?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Dude, I am on it!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29You're a real pal, Trevor.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32TREVOR PANTS AND BARKS
0:06:32 > 0:06:36LASER BEAMS FIRE
0:06:36 > 0:06:38SCREAMING
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Where's that hot dog smell again? - Huh?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46TREVOR GROWLS Hey!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48What is it, boy? You smell something?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50TREVOR GROWLS Whoa!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53PINBALL BELL RINGS
0:06:55 > 0:06:57ICE CREAM VAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Huh?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00No, Trevor! Bad, Trevor!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02No time for ice cream.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08That's more like it.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Good, Trevor.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Yep, I think this might all work out just fine.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15You know, Trevor, you might want
0:07:15 > 0:07:16to get your hydraulics checked,
0:07:16 > 0:07:18they sound a little... Wait a minute!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oh, right... Laser eyes.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24HE SCREAMS
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Oh!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31TREVOR PANTS
0:07:31 > 0:07:33ERIC HUMS
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Reading is hard.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Ah, good afternoon, boys.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45I'm Dr Rod McCone.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Now, what can I do for you, hmm?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Um, I think I have... HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:07:51 > 0:07:53..evil laser vision.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Whoa, whoa! Hold on there, sport.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Better let the professional handle this,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Now, now, look up.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Hm... Yes, yes.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Yes, that's evil laser vision all right.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Pretty advanced case.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09I'm afraid there's nothing I can do, no.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Man, I love bananas.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18There must be something!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20What about particle accelerating laser eye surgery?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22How did you hear about that, hm?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Super Optometry Monthly.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28My social calendar is not what you would call...full.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30That surgery is untested.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32It's simply too dangerous.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS What's that now?
0:08:37 > 0:08:42Why am I only finding out about surgical viewing galleries now?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Eric, remove your mask...
0:08:43 > 0:08:45now!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Oh...
0:08:53 > 0:08:54HE GASPS
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- ALARM RINGS - I don't have enough strength...
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Argh!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03..or power for that laser.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04ROOF CRASHES
0:09:05 > 0:09:08XOX LAUGHS EVILLY
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Is that XOX?!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Those lenses are mine, Needles.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22ERIC GROANS
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Grr!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Trevor...?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Argh!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Hee, hee, hee, ha!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44The lenses are mine!
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Ew!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Needles' eye goop, ew! They're all oogy.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51I'm not wearing them now, blargh.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Dude! You're cured! - ERIC SIGHS IN RELIEF
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Guess things are back to normal.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Actually, your eyes have suffered a major trauma
0:10:01 > 0:10:03and your vision has been severely impaired.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Yep, things are exactly like they were before all this happened.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Wait, wait!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11You'll need a much stronger prescription at the very least.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Yes, sir. Nothing left to see here.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- CARS SCREECH - No, no, no. Not good, not good.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Don't go... Oh...
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I really shouldn't watch this.