0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized superzeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34ALARM RINGS
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Oh.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38WAILING
0:00:40 > 0:00:41SMASH!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Today is the day Eric Needles meets his doom.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49CHORUS OF WAILING
0:00:50 > 0:00:53I waste entirely too much money
0:00:53 > 0:00:55on evile alarm clocks.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Ooh, good price on jam.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Can't beat jam.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hm.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06What?! Doctor Explodo Shoes made the most wanted list?!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08But he's a math teacher!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Well, that is pretty evile.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14HUMMING
0:01:14 > 0:01:15HE SNIFFS
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Mm. I love blueberry muffins. - SIZZLING
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Wah! Hot. Whoa!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Mm-mm. I LOVE blasting things.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27ZAPPING
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Oh, were you thirsty?
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Heh-heh-heh.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# La-la-la-la-la. #
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- ZAPPING - That'll teach you for being thirsty.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Hee-hee ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43This Chicken XOX disease ray needs to be sent into orbit immediately.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Erm... Why?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I'm glad you asked, Brutus.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Once every 10,000 years...
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Nyah-oo-ah!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56CRUNCHING
0:01:56 > 0:01:57HE GULPS LOUDLY
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Once every 10,000 years,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03the planets align to create a magnetic singularity
0:02:03 > 0:02:07that unleashes the raw natural power of atomic emeralds.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11This power, in turn, will weaponise my Chicken XOX virus
0:02:11 > 0:02:15and THAT'S how I will finally destroy Eric Needles!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18No. Brute mean why you no wear pants?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I spilled blueberries, it's a long story.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Listen, I really need to focus
0:02:24 > 0:02:27on this one final adjustment.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hmm.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Da-a-ad!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Argh!- Come quick! It's an emergency!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Ya-a-a-argh!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38That hurts.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42What's the emergency, son? Are you OK?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I can't find milk for my cereal.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Oh, I forgot, I put it in my pocket last week to keep it safe.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Ha-ha. Great thinking, son. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Hey, man, you ready? Oh, hi, Mr Trevor's dad.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Eric, you're here super early.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Again. Like always. Splendid!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09TYRES SCREECH
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Just on my way to the bank.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13What can I do you for, neighbour?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Does this look familiar, Troublemeyer?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Huh.- It's a leaf.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20From YOUR tree. Falling onto MY yard.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- PIG GRUNTS - Hm.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Listen, either you take care of that tree
0:03:27 > 0:03:28or I do, got it?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30ZAP!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32HE COUGHS
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I'll take care of it.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Hn-hn-hn ha-ha-ha.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oopsie.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Hn-hn-hn ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43BOOM!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Huh.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48CRASH!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Now, that's funny.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Everybody down,
0:03:55 > 0:03:57this is a robb-er-y.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04PROFESSOR CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Oh, seriously?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08A Sidekick Academy field trip?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11And you didn't think to mention this in your report?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13What a nice surprise. Mr XOX has volunteered
0:04:13 > 0:04:16for a real-life demonstration of today's lesson.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19And what is that again, class?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22ALL: How to pulverise bank robbers!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23ALL: A-A-ARGH!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Pumpkin pie.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Wa-a-argh!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Well, we didn't get any money for a satellite,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33so I guess the Chicken XOX ray isn't going into orbit.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- CHEERING IN DISTANCE - Huh?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Oh, I don't know.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Maybe I can attach it to a robot extendo arm or something.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Oh, oh, oh. - Hey, are you even listening?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Can Brute...
0:04:45 > 0:04:46ple-e-ease?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50LAUGHING AND GIGGLING
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Whoa! No, no way. We don't have time today.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58The planets, the alignment, destroying Eric Needles.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59SMASH!
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Hm.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Oh.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Cannonball!
0:05:07 > 0:05:08BOTH: Argh!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10THUD!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Pumpkin pie!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15ELECTRONIC WHIRRING
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Brute thinks Zappy need to pee-pee.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Oh, come on, I'm in the middle of my diabolical robot arm here.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Let him outside!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30ELECTRONIC WHIRRING
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I've done it.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37The evil robot arm is a success!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Needles is mine!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42HE GASPS
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Zappy ran away.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Well, of course he did.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Argh.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49OK, crunch time.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51The planets align in three hours
0:05:51 > 0:05:54and we still have to attach the extendo arm and XOX ray to the RV,
0:05:54 > 0:05:57destroy Eric and get back here to finish dinner
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- before Trevor get home from... - Da-a-ad!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Come quick! It's an emergency!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04CLATTERING
0:06:04 > 0:06:06BEEPING
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Ugh!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Son, are you OK? What's wrong?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Hey, Eric. I hope you're planning on staying for dinner.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Meh. - I'll take that as a yes.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21OK, no plan of attack.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Get the extendo arm up to the roof.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Argh.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Faultless, Brute.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29We will soon be rid of Eric once and for all.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Hee-hee-hee ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Right in the middle of your bank robbery field trip?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Yeah. I guess XOX didn't do his homework. Again.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Duh. - IMITATING XOX:- I'm Master XOX,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I don't know how to read a calendar.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Aha-ha-ha-ha.- Heh-heh.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45OK!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Trevor, your turn for dishes.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Whatever, Dad.- Uh, Eric,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52why don't you make yourself at home
0:06:52 > 0:06:54and find a vulnerable spot up on the roof to sit perfectly still?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Sweet. I'm a Viking at sitting.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- HE PANTS - Great.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Well, I'm just going to be downstairs,
0:07:01 > 0:07:03deploying my super disease weapon...
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I mean, deploying my super disease,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09er, birdhouse.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Tweet.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Needles is in place. It is time.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17What?! No!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Where did he go? And why is the RV on the roof?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24XOX say he want extendo arm up there.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Arm attached to RV.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- GRRR.- Duh.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Oof! Eeh!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Wow, finished the dishes already? - Yup.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Revenge is a dish best served cold,
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- not on fire. Wah! - SMASH!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43HE YAWNS This is boring.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Let's see what's on satellite.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47STATIC
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Hey, what's the deal, TV?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Something must be wrong with the dish. I'll go up to the roof.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Ye-e-e-es! I have you now!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I mean, how nice of you to offer, Eric.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Oh, no. If anyone's going to be risking his life for TV,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03it's me.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Argh! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Trevor, wait! I need you inside.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Er, birdhouse emergency.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Meh.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Hmmm.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20I wonder...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Gah!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25BANG!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Yay! Free house!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Any better?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Crystal clear!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35The only thing crystal clear...
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Huh?- ..is that YOU are going down!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40BRUTE GROANS
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Pumpkin pie!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You again.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46We already foiled you today.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Unless... HE GASPS
0:08:50 > 0:08:53..that bank job wasn't just part of
0:08:53 > 0:08:56some mind-boggling master plan, was it?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57BRUTE GROANS
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Funny you should ask me that. - Oh, er, oopsie.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03O-o-oh-a-a-rgh.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I can't believe it. I did it!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11The plan actually worked. I got Needles!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14So THIS is what success feels like.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Hee-hee-hee ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19And now, Brute, we flee in victory.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Hm-hm-nya-ha. Hee-hee-hee ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23A-A-ARGH! Oof.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh, no!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28This doesn't look good, Eric.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30If I know my disease-y energy goos,
0:09:30 > 0:09:32and I'm pretty sure I do,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35that looks like Chicken XOX. I'm afraid...
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- you're a goner. - HE GASPS
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Hee-hee-hee. Ha-ha-ha.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Seriously? Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Chicken XOX! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48We got shots for that, like, three months ago at school.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Da-ha-ha! I'm totally immune.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Would you...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59excuse me for a moment?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Argh! This can't be happening! No!