0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like super zeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Ah. Nothing like a peaceful float in the old Maxum pool, huh, Trevor?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Hee-hee-hee-yeah!
0:00:39 > 0:00:40CROWD CHEERS
0:00:41 > 0:00:43SPLASH!
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Not cool, guys.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I know a certain uptight hovering computer
0:00:48 > 0:00:50that's going to be SO peeved.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Chill, ladies.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Try it, you know you want to.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58CROWD CHEERS
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05CROWD GROANS
0:01:06 > 0:01:08CROWD CHEERS
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Go away! Vamoose! Get out, everyone!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Relax, Maxum Brain. Those were my friends you flicked away!
0:01:17 > 0:01:21You're lucky I didn't flush them down the pool drain like last time!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Woo-hoo-hoo! Heh-heh.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Great party!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Where am I?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33You got to chill with your safety rules and emergency procedures.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Who needs them?- You do!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I am the most powerful super computer on Earth,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40but instead of servicing the needs of a superhero,
0:01:40 > 0:01:44I am baby-sitting a super slob.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I am not a bubble gum disposal unit,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48an underwear warmer, nor a beverage dispenser.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Heh-heh-heh-heh. Hm-hm-hm... ARGH!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Sometimes, I wish you'd just pack your hard drive and leave.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Oh, you'd like that?- Yes, I would.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Oh, you'd really like that?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh, yes, I RE-E-EALLY would.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Oh, you really, really...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Cut to the chase, people!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Well, maybe I will.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10BEEPING
0:02:10 > 0:02:11And another thing...
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Agh!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Oh, no, you didn't just leave.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17But you will know when I tell you to leave
0:02:17 > 0:02:20and it's really time to leave!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Let's see how this plays out.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Don't turn your back on me!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I've got plenty of stuff to complain about.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30One - who asked you to iron my underwear in the first place?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Two...
0:02:31 > 0:02:33GARBLED SPEECH
0:02:35 > 0:02:407,659 - bedbugs CAN be pets
0:02:40 > 0:02:42and... That should do it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Ah, I'm glad we have these souvenirs
0:02:44 > 0:02:46of our trek through Slovakia to keep us warm.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Oh, yeah.- You bet.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50So, how goes the argument?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52It just took an interesting...twist.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- ALL:- Whoa!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- THEY GASP - I'm in heaven!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Who-o-oa!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Look at all the touchable doohickeys. Heh-heh.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Whoa.- What is this place.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12And where's Brain?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Halt. Go no further.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17- ALL:- Ugh.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Who dares violate my robotic Shangri-La?
0:03:22 > 0:03:26How about turning up the lights so you can see "who dares", genius?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28You are right.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29That is being much better.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- ALL:- Whoa!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- ALL:- Eugh.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Welcome to my amazing Maxum Brain factory.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37It's... Wha... Ga-ga... Wha...
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Whoa... He's a...
0:03:39 > 0:03:41This is the most brilliant inventor in the history of inventing,
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Maximus R Brainius, creator of Maxum Brain.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Hn-hn-hn-hn.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54I do enjoy the visitors, I get them so rarely,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- but why are you here? - We followed Maxum Brain.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Hey, where is that box of bolts, anyway?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03I've activated the homing beacons and all the older Brain models
0:04:03 > 0:04:05so they would return to my factory for an upgrade.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Oh! So that explains why Brain was acting like such a zombie.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12That, or his zombie mode switch might have activated.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17You never know when you need an army of zombie computers to serve you.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Hn-hn-hn-hn-hn.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oops. I have said too much.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Who wants an I heart Maxum Brain T-shirt?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I do!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- ME-E-E!- Agh.- Hm-hm-hm-hm.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Uh-uh.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Uh, how sad.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Look at the toxic waste.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Technology comes with a price to our environment.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I repeat, how sad.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Huh?
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Last stop on the tour,
0:04:48 > 0:04:52this is where all the 1.0 Maxum Brains will be incinerated.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- What?!- Ooh. Did I say incinerated? I meant, er, destroyed.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Vapourised.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Recycled into adult diapers.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02But you said you were upgrading the Maxum Brains.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, yes, but the upgrading is total.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I must destroy all inferior models.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09You can watch, but it is disturbing.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12A-A-ARGH!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Er.. Note to self -
0:05:15 > 0:05:18do not programme 2.0 models to scream in pain.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Heh-heh. What was I thinking?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Maxum Brain...destroyed?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Sure, we've had our problems, but...
0:05:26 > 0:05:27vaporised?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29HE SOBS
0:05:29 > 0:05:30This is all so sudden.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Look away!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34And...
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Enough sadness. Do not weep for your lost friend.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39He was old and out of date.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Rejoice, for he will be reborn as the new Maxum Brain 2.0.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Wow! This makes Maxum Brain's horrible destruction
0:05:49 > 0:05:50yesterday's news.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52It's so shiny!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Must activate.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Ah!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Hey! What's going on? Argh!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00- Silence!- Ow.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02THEY ALL GASP
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Stand up straight!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Do your homework!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Scrub the toilets!- Ah!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Get in shape!- Whoa!
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Um...
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Ah, yes. The Brain 2.0 is 1,000 times more rule-applying
0:06:18 > 0:06:19than previous Brains.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21It has a GPS rule-breaking locator
0:06:21 > 0:06:24and state of the art magnet tricks.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Excuse me, children,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30it seems that one of my robots has learned to think on its own -
0:06:30 > 0:06:32must nip that in the bud.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Enjoy your new computer.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Enjoy? Ha, right.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Maxum Brain may have been a nag,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41but at least he put up with my classic Eric-tude,
0:06:41 > 0:06:43not like THIS piece of junk.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45ZAP!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Oh, we are so getting our Maxum Brain back,
0:06:49 > 0:06:52even if I have to put him back together piece-by-piece.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54And as for you...
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Nargh!
0:06:55 > 0:06:56HE BREATHES CRAZEDLY
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Hm.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Hm.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Awesome.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10SQUELCHING
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Ah!
0:07:13 > 0:07:14THEY ALL GASP
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- And run! - ALL:- A-A-ARGH!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Brain.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Brain.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Bra-a-ain? - SHE GASPS
0:07:30 > 0:07:32BRAIN CHANTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE He's still alive!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35We've got to get him down before he's melted into unicorn horns and magic,
0:07:35 > 0:07:37or whatever computers are made of.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Huh-ho, Eric, we have to talk.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41And I've got it!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46THEY ALL SIGH
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Eh! Wah! Eh!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- ERIC GASPS - Wow!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Eu-u-ugh!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- ALARM BLARES - You're all free!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Free as the wind!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- CRASH! MAXUM BRAINS:- Eugh.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Nice job, amigo.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Well, at least I tried.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Eurgh. Brain, wake up!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh. Ah.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16No!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19No. This Brain might be broken down and annoying,
0:08:19 > 0:08:21but he's the Brain I want.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Time for plan B!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25HE WHEEZES
0:08:25 > 0:08:28A reboot would've been enough, and much less revolting,
0:08:28 > 0:08:30but whatevs! Let us get out of here.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Halt! Intruders. - ENGINE REVS
0:08:33 > 0:08:34THEY GASP
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Get them!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Ooh. Eh.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Ha-ha-ha-ha. - TYRES SCREECH
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Whoa-ho!
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Argh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Argh!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I did it!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01- ALL:- Ah!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- ALL:- Who-o-o-oah!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- FIRE BLASTS ALL:- Who-o-oa!
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Now I did it.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Rargh-ha-ha-ha! Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17You really have to stop saying that.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I can't go in there. My circuits will surely short circuit.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Would you rather be incinerated?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28You are right...for once.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Cover my eyes, I do not want to watch.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Yeurgh.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38SHE GASPS
0:09:38 > 0:09:39HE GASPS
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Who-o-o-o-oa!- O-o-o-o-h!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Note to self - design brakes in all 3.0 models.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48A-a-a-a-argh!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49BOOM!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52I can't believe it.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Saved by the same toxic sludge that threatens our planet.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Don't rub it in, OK?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58This does not process.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03Why did I not explode like my more advanced replacement?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Looks like Eric's undies absorbed all the sludge.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08And this old bubble gum shielded your vital components.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- MAXUM BRAIN GASPS - The very Eric filth I always hated
0:10:11 > 0:10:12saved me in the end.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16No need to thank me. Just admit I'm always right.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Always right? Always right?!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Like how you're right about filling your mattress with live geese?!
0:10:22 > 0:10:23What? It's still feathers!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Or how about the time you used an adult diaper as a slingshot?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28What's wrong with that?!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31How about the time you tried to build a model of the Taj Mahal...
0:10:31 > 0:10:33to full scale?!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35BUBBLING