0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized superzeros With full-sized superdreams!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Here I am in sunny Siberia.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Here I am eating dumchemnik. - THEY ALL SIGH
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Here I am about to make a snow monster
0:00:39 > 0:00:41in the snow.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Bo-o-oring!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Feast your eyes on THESE babies. - ALL:- Who-o-oa.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51I'm blinded by beauty, and also intense light.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Where did you get those fine booties?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56I'll NEVER tell.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Mm. Ah. A shoe store.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Why didn't I think of that?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- To the shoe store!- A-a-a-argh!
0:01:08 > 0:01:09GIGGLING
0:01:09 > 0:01:12TANNOY: Hey, cool cats and jive dogs!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Looking to turn those squares into circles?
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Who wants to rock around the block till it's hot dog o'clock?
0:01:18 > 0:01:19- What?- What?- What?- I don't get it.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Hustle up your hind paws
0:01:21 > 0:01:24and let's turn those hot mocks into cool walks.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Ya-a-ay!- Woo-hoo!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Nyeugh! Ah! AH!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33A-A-A-RGH!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- TRIP GASPS - My eyes!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37O-M-weird!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Kitty has two left feet!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Eugh. Stop staring!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44What do you USE those things for, Kitty?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Circus employment?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!- A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53All I need is two left boots and I'll be just like everyone else.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55It'll be like none of this ever happened.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57No can do, liquorice sticks.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Two left feet don't make a right boot.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01And we're square out of southpaws.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Please! Have you checked the whole store?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06What about those?
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Whoa-ho!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Nope. Sorry, lefty, no can shoe. Heh.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Now, everybody, let's boogie.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- ALL:- Whoa!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20These boots TOTALLY make me want to dance.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21I think I have...
0:02:21 > 0:02:23the "funk".
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Oh, la. Oh, la.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Mm-mm, yeah!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30O-o-oh, yeah.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- ALL:- Ow!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- ALL:- Oh, yeah.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Yeah, um, let's all boogie!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Ah! Ooh! Ah! Whoa!
0:02:41 > 0:02:42CRASH!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Eugh.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48That's a cute effort trying, lefty.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-oo!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53KITTY SOBS
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Ha!- Ha!- Ya!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- RUMBLING ALL:- Whoa!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Ins, ins, ins... Hey, Eric.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Mandy, your dancing is...earth-shattering.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Hey, maybe you should swap your seismic boots
0:03:14 > 0:03:17for a pair of our jazzy new ones.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Really? My boots cause giant awesome earthquakes.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Yours are sparkly. Why would I switch?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Cos all the cool kids are wearing them. Duh.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Not ALL the cool kids.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30CRICKET CHIRPS
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Come on, kids, time to get back to the boogie.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Ooh, ooh, ah-ah, boogie. Yeah.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39THEY ALL GIGGLE
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Eurgh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Oh, yeah!- Oh, right! Whoo!- Woo-hoo!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50KITTY SIGHS
0:03:59 > 0:04:00What?!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03I circle-walked back to the store?!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05CURSE YOU, TWO LEFT FEET!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07But since I'm here...
0:04:07 > 0:04:08SHE GIGGLES
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Secret boot plan, activate.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Nah. That sounds too keen.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Operation I Control The World With My Evil Boots.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Hoo-hoo! Now THAT sounds like super-villain genius.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh-ho, yeah!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Who got the funk? I got the funk. Who got the funk? I do.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Oh, yeah.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31SHE GASPS
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Trip Van Twinkle Toes is controlling you with his boots!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Kitty, yesterday called and wants its NEWS back!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Do you think I'd still be dancing
0:04:45 > 0:04:47if I had a choice?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Oh! Oh!- You don't.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52As longs as you got those dazzle-jazzles
0:04:52 > 0:04:53on your downstairs hands,
0:04:53 > 0:04:57there's nothing you can scat-diddly-do.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58- Huh?- What?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Seriously, would you please just speak normal?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I'm hip to your lingo, friend.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07He mean, as long as you wear those boots, you're under his control.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10You are not as dim as your two feet look.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, burn! Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14He said, "Look".
0:05:14 > 0:05:18So, crazy aside, why are you doing this?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I come from a family of world-famous dancers
0:05:21 > 0:05:25who never thought I was good enough to earn the name Van Twinkle Toes.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27But that's all going to change
0:05:27 > 0:05:31once I turn Splitsboro into my own private dance troop.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35And no goofy, two-left-feeted little girl is going to stop me.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Well, I'm going to try! - Yeah? You and what dancing army?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oh, wait! I'M the one with the dancing army.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Hit it!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46THEY ALL GROAN
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Ah! Oh-ho!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51THRILLER-STYLE MUSIC
0:06:09 > 0:06:11A-a-ah.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Ngh. Ngh.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Feet, don't fail me now!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Ah! But of course you did.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26No!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28A-a-argh! Oof!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Hee-hee! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you...
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Oh. It's you.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I know. Isn't it awesome?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37We never get to hang out like this.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40AND with an angry dancing shoe man after us, uh, bonus.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42He made me feel awful about my two left feet
0:06:42 > 0:06:45and now he's forcing my friends to ATTACK me.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I think it's time to turn your two left feet
0:06:47 > 0:06:50into two left feet lemonade.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Trevor made that once, it was gross.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I mean, it's time for you to snap out of it.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56That's easy for YOU to say.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Do you think I always love my seismic boots?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Kids used to make fun of me,
0:07:01 > 0:07:03but now I wouldn't change it for anything.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05They're totally part of who I am,
0:07:05 > 0:07:06they make me special.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Wow! And you forgave all the people
0:07:09 > 0:07:11who made fun of you!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Forgave? Pff! Hardly.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I seis most of them silly!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Oh.- The point is,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21you've got to own your two left feet, Kitty,
0:07:21 > 0:07:22they're the only ones you've got.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25You're right.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Let's save this town!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30GROANING
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- VANA PANTS - Where did she go?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Make it stop!
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Ah! Ah!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Not till I find her.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42THEY STRAIN
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I never want to dance again.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Ah.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Keep practising, kids.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Only perfection is good enough for a Van Twinkle Toes.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Hold it right there, Trip!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58It's time to put the off in dance-off.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01A dance-off. Against you?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Ha-ha-ha! Go-o-od luck!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06OK. Loser doesn't take over Splitsboro
0:08:06 > 0:08:08with his army of dance zombies.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Winner gets...er...something really, really good.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14That's a bit vague, but I accept.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Has your two-left-feet-itis spread to your brain?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18You're a terrible dancer.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Oh, am I?- Yes, you are.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh, is she?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Yes, she is. I'm doomed to dance forever.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30This is going to be slip, slide and simple.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Come on, kids.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34It's show time.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Admit it, toots, you've got nothing.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Now just stand still while we tap-tippity-tap you into oblivion.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Ah, boogie. Ah, yeah!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- I can't do this!- Sure you can.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Time to make those freaky feet earn their keep.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- What?- Just do it!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Kitty, we can't stop! - Woo-hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Run! Ru-u-un!
0:09:11 > 0:09:12SHE GASPS
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Wait! Why are your lips all curly cute?
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Because...running is exactly what I'm going to do.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Hold on, Eric! I'll save you! Ha-ha!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Great.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Wake up, Trevor! I'll save you!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- A-a-agh!- A-a-argh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Ah.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Who-o-o-oa!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Stop this twirling-twisting
0:09:42 > 0:09:45before I tipple-topple to the ground!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46That's the whole point!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Mandy, do your thing!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Ee-e-erugh ah!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55My two left feet might not be good for dancing,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58but they're all mine!
0:09:58 > 0:09:59E-e-eurgh!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Whoa! WHO-O-O-OA!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Have a nice TRIP.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- I'm dancing as fast as I... - THUD!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- ALL:- Yay!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Yeah!- You got him!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Two left feet and all! - SMASH!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Well, since you saved us,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I suppose we can still be friends,
0:10:20 > 0:10:22despite your HIDEOUS foot problem.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Ah, that's really great of you, Vana.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Kitty, what are you doing?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I'm taking your advice.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33You wouldn't.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Heh-heh.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I will never forgive you!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Ha-ha-ha! - Ow!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I'll get you...! Wa-a-a-a!