0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Brain, are you down there?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Why is it so dark?
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Ow! Ow!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Argh.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hey, what's that under the car-shaped, car-hiding car sheet?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Oh, that? That is nothing.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53It is most certainly not Maxum Man's brand-new top-of-the-line
0:00:53 > 0:00:54limited edition Maxum Mobile
0:00:54 > 0:00:57which I am far too excited not to talk about.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Oops.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Oh, OK. Humdy-dum...
0:01:01 > 0:01:02P-za!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Fine. It is Maxum Man's brand-new limited edition Maxum Mobile
0:01:13 > 0:01:14he ordered before he disappeared.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Can we just take it for a test drive?
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Please, pretty please, please, please, please?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24HIGH PITCHED: Pleaaaaaase!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Absolutely not!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Remember what happened the last time you drove a Maxum machine?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I have a vague recollection. HE BLOWS
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Now, I am leaving on a conveniently timed battery-charging retreat
0:01:46 > 0:01:50and I want you to promise that you will not drive the new Maxum Mobile.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Ugh, fine. I promise.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56That is being a good sidekick. Brain, out.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58CRASH
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Trevor, get over here. You're not going to believe...- Dude, huh?
0:02:02 > 0:02:03This car rocks!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- Maybe we shouldn't touch anything. - You're probably right.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09BUTTONS BEEP
0:02:17 > 0:02:19CHOMPING
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Whoa!- Wicked!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Computerised robot
0:02:23 > 0:02:26and uber-interactive software engine is now online.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29You may call me Cruise. How may I assist you?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Would you like to fight evil?- Gasp!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32- Help the less fortunate?- Gasp!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Perhaps rescue a kitten?- Gasp!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Ugh, I can't. I promised Brain.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Dude, you've got the coolest car ever
0:02:40 > 0:02:42and you're not going to drive it?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I don't even know you any more.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48I gave my word, Trevor. And when Eric Needles gives his word, he...
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oh, who am I kidding?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Hey, Vana, want to go for a ride?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54With you? Ha!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57There's no way I would ever in one million years...
0:02:57 > 0:02:58SHE GASPS
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Is that a new Maxum Mobile? I can't believe it!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I'll take that as a yes. Cruise, to Vana's house.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Kindly buckle your safety belts, sirs,
0:03:06 > 0:03:10check blind spots, and review your driver's manual before...
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Manual shmanual. I'm one key turn away from happily-Vana-after.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Finally, I get to come out on top!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23How did we end up in a super prison riot?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I don't know what's going on and I don't want to find out. Follow me!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Megamatraz, how did we get here?
0:03:35 > 0:03:39It was epic! You don't remember?
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Not a thing.- Me neither. But it had to be awesome.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48I guess I can check causing prison riot off the to-do list. Check.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51The last thing I remember, I was starting the Maxum Mobile and...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53HE GASPS The Maxum Mobile.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Cruise, where is he?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57He-he. We lost the car, too?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I'm on a roll!
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Don't panic.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04All we have to do to find Cruise before Brain gets back
0:04:04 > 0:04:05is retrace our steps.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13FIGHT RUMBLES
0:04:13 > 0:04:15THEY SCREAM
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Well, that didn't work.- Check.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Ow.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Kitty, have you by any chance seen the new... Ah!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Rrar, rar!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27SHE GRUNTS Is that Vana?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29She doesn't want to see you, Eric.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- She's still mutated from last night. - Um, about that...
0:04:33 > 0:04:36We are a little hazy on some of the details.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37You mean you don't remember?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Sure we do. Most of it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Some of it.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42None of it.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45HE SLURPS
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Ah, glowy and burny, just like Grandpa used to make.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Well, it all started
0:04:51 > 0:04:55when you showed up looking totally dreamy in the new Maxum Mobile.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Then everything went bad.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01And it went worse!
0:05:01 > 0:05:02LASERS FIRE
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Next thing I knew, Vana was airborne.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Good thing she landed in that vat of toxic waste.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Well, not so good for you, Eric.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I don't remember any of that.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Why would the car try to hurt Vana?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Dude, it's toxi-licious.
0:05:19 > 0:05:25- MONSTROUS SCREAM:- Eric! Vana smash!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Ahhh! Let go, Trevor!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Ow, my spleen. Ow, my kidney!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Ahh!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36HE PANTS
0:05:36 > 0:05:37I think we lost her.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Can we get something to eat now?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42We can use these Swellburger coupons I found in your underpants.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Would you stop taking my stuff? Wait, underpants...
0:05:46 > 0:05:50No, that's not it. Wait! Coupons.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Maybe we were at Swellburger last night.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Yep, we were here.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59THEY CRY It's gone? What happened?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01'Maxum Man's sidekick. That's what happened.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03'Him and his fancy new car.'
0:06:04 > 0:06:07'Last night, he and his bonehead buddy pulled up.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10'They ordered to Swelly combos, two fried cheesy rings,
0:06:10 > 0:06:13'and an extra order of grease-adillas.'
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Mm-mm-mm! Grease-adillas.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17I wonder who his buddy was.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21THEY LAUGH
0:06:22 > 0:06:25'Then, as they were about to leave...'
0:06:27 > 0:06:29EXPLOSION
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Um, that was an interesting story, talking post,
0:06:33 > 0:06:37but I would like an order of your finest grease-adillas, please.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Extra grease, less dillas.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42'I know that voice! You're the bonehead!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- 'You did this!' - No way! We would never.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47'It's them! The ones who nuked Swellburger.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49'Get him!'
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Wait, we are innocent. Hopefully.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I want my grease-adillas! Arr!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Trevor, let it go. Let it go!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Huh?- What?- Yikes.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06VANA GRUNTS
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Double yikes!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, yeah, them.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Ah!
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Killed by angry mob. I am so Mr Productive today.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25We're trapped. Where's the supercar when you need it?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27ENGINE ROARS
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Hello, Eric.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32And goodbye!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Ah!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36TYRES SQUEAL
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yeah! We found the car.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I love happy endings.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Trevor, something is seriously wrong with Cruise.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48And he's heading for the mansion. Come on!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I told you not to touch the car! But did you listen? No.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Now Cruise has turned evil.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Destroy! Destroy!
0:08:04 > 0:08:05But I didn't do anything.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I just turned the key and the next thing I knew
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I was in Megamatraz prison.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Key? What key?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Cruise doesn't start with a key. - HE GASPS
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Eric, don't tell me you turned the good/evil key.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19A good/evil key? Are you serious? What? Why is that even a thing?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Eh, villains need transportation too.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24You should have reviewed your driver's manual!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26But I'm glad you didn't.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Now Splitsborough is mine! Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I...I...remember!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42You should've gotten rid of me when you had the chance, Cruise.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Nobody mutates Vana, locks me in Megamatraz, zaps my brain,
0:08:45 > 0:08:49destroys Swellburger and gets away with it.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- You remember?- Every minute.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Except why we woke up in our underwear.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56But maybe that is for the best.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58No matter.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I am a state-of-the-art example of super-vehicular technology.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03You cannot stop me!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06That's where you are wrong, Cruise.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09If there's one thing I can do, it's total a car.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yeah, you can.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Gah!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Ah! My burning, streak-free eyes. Gah!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Take this, your hunk of an indestructible super-cool junk.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26HE GRUNTS
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Buckle up, Eric. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Rrr! Vana, Kitty... Trevor?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Join angry mob, check-a-roo.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42HE GROANS
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- Ah!- Say goodbye to your little friends, Eric.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51ALARM WAILS
0:09:52 > 0:09:57- Ha.- Time to pull over, Cruise, cos it's the end of the road.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Grrrr.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01What? Hey, what are you doing?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Don't touch that. No, no!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Noooo!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Hello, Eric. How may I assist you?
0:10:13 > 0:10:18I did it! I stopped evil car and saved everybody. I'm a hero!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19THEY CHEER
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Eric rules!- Boo!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Yes, you did indeed do it.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27But only after you caused this whole mess!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Get him!- Oh, Eric.- Yay!
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Ah!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Ha-ha-ha-ha!- Evil again?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38OK, this time I definitely didn't do it.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Sorry, dude. Pummelling you is last on my list. Check!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Gah!