0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:34THUNDER RUMBLES
0:00:34 > 0:00:36SCREAMING
0:00:36 > 0:00:39MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Wah! Whoa!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Burp.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Whoa!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48CLANG
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Aargh.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Wow!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59This is awesome.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Ah!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Is that you posing with Maxum Man? Were you a real superhero?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Why were you chasing me with a chainsaw? What happened to your body?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Why are you shaking your head and sighing?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I will answer all of your questions if you're zipping your lip
0:01:12 > 0:01:13and going to sleep.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14- But...- Zip it!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17It is true.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21I was once one half of the grooviest super duo of the 1970s.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Maxum Man and Maxum Brain, the Maxum Men.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27DISCO MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:33 > 0:01:35CRASH
0:01:35 > 0:01:36SCREAMS
0:01:41 > 0:01:43BOTH: XOX!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44That's right, Maxum Men.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I've had it with your funky music, flashy clothes
0:01:47 > 0:01:49and ridiculous facial hair.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Good one, Dad. - I told you to stay in the car.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I never get to do anything e-vile.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Ha! Sorry. Take your kid to work day. Now, where was I? Oh, yes!
0:01:59 > 0:02:04Say bye-bye to the boogie and hello to good old black and white. Ha-ha!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09What a jive turkey.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13What do you say we show that square how the Maxum Men get down?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Oh, I am digging it.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Time for our patented Maxum Move.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You have got it, partner.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Whoa! Whoa!
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Oh!
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Fiddlesticks.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41- Outasight!- Dyno-mite!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47This isn't over, Maxum Men. You haven't heard the last of the...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- SCREAMING - Ow.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Another day saved by the superest team of the '70s.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Right on, amigo. Nothing will ever stop Maxum Man.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- You mean Maxum Men.- Yeah, whatever.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02It's struttin' time!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha!
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Relax, kid.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27There'll be plenty of time to clown around
0:03:27 > 0:03:30when you're my circus slave.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Boom! Hypno-sock!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Must resist. Really don't like clowns.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Ah-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha!
0:03:40 > 0:03:41- Ringmaster.- Oh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Stop picking on someone your own size.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Oh, come on! He's clearly bigger than me.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Waddya say, partner?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01CRASH
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Gee, thanks, Maxum Man.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06That's Maxum Men.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Hey, kid. You're all right.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Ow. Hunh.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Golly gee, kid, resisting hypnosis plus taking a pummelling.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19- You ever thought about sidekicking? - Uh?- Let's walk.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25And that was how Maxum Man gave Golly Gee Kid his sidekick name.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27SNORING
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Wake up!- Huh?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34FLY BUZZES
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Good. You are still awake.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39As I was saying, Maxum Man and Golly Gee Kid
0:04:39 > 0:04:42started spending more and more time together.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45ENGINE REVVING
0:04:45 > 0:04:46CRASH
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Where were you? Hit songs do not record themselves, you know.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Not yet anyway.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Take a chill pill, Brainy. Me and Golly Gee here
0:05:01 > 0:05:04were just rapping about the Maxum Men's new direction.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Right, little buddy?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Like, totally, dude... Oh, er, Sir.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11What new direction? What are you talking about?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13The '80s is what I'm talking about.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16The new wave is here and its name isn't disco.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18It's keytar!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Ooh, yeah.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22EASTERN MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Now that's beautiful music.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26But where is the beat? Where is the boogying?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28There is no boogying!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Hey, you can't stop progress.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- Ah!- Argh! That is what I think of your progress.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40What happened to you? What happened to the funk? To the disco?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42What happened to the us?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Haven't you heard?- Disco is dead.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Then so are the Maxum Men. I quit!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51MAXUM BRAIN CRIES
0:05:51 > 0:05:54'It's been three weeks since the break-up of the Maxum Men
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- 'and Splitsboro hasn't been the same.'- Huh!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- 'It's been so much better.'- Oh.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02'Crime is down, rescues are up
0:06:02 > 0:06:04'and cute little-wittle baby animals are safe.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07'We now go live to City Hall,
0:06:07 > 0:06:10'where Mayor Swift is presenting Maxum Man and Golly Gee Kid
0:06:10 > 0:06:12'with a new key to the city.'
0:06:12 > 0:06:13- CHEERING - Thank you, Mayor.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16My sidekick and I are greatly honoured by this,
0:06:16 > 0:06:18erm, great honour.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Ooh.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24We wouldn't be here today if it weren't for a very special someone.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Oh.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Me!
0:06:34 > 0:06:39Maxum Man! Singular. Period. End of sentence. I rule!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41CRASH
0:06:41 > 0:06:43MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Stop! You. Who are you?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51I am XOX, son of XOX, grandson of...
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Oh, you get it the gist.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55You dropped a disco ball on my father.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Now it's my turn to drop the ball on disco.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Now that I've torn a hole in space and time, my decade destroying device
0:07:06 > 0:07:10will erase the entire decade of the '70s from history.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Disco really will be dead. Hee-hee-hee. Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19PIGS OINK
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Golly Gee.- Uh, yes, Sir?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Uh? Oh, right, it's just you.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Well, kid, it's time for the patented Maxum Move!
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Uh-oh.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Oh, ow.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Hm? That usually works. Something's wrong.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46It's almost as though something was missing.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Ow.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Aaargh!
0:07:56 > 0:07:57CLANG CLANG CLANG
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Huh?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I'm OK.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Nothing you do can penetrate this tank.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Trust me, I lost the keys once and it was a nightmare.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Ah! Ee-ah!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18What?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19LAUGHTER
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Ha-ha. Hey. Ho-ho. Ow!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Hey, come on, quit it. OK, OK, you win.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Whoa!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I win? I win!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Ee-hee. Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Wow! I defeated Maxum Man!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43But you did not defeat the Maxum Men.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48You did not really think I would let you destroy my best friend
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- and the best decade, did you? - That was the plan, yes.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56What do you say? Shall we show this square how the Maxum Men
0:08:56 > 0:08:58can be getting down, for old times' sake?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I can dig it, new old partner.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08BOTH: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Aaargh!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Oh. Ow.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Outasight?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Dyno-mite!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22CRASH
0:09:24 > 0:09:26BOTH LAUGH
0:09:31 > 0:09:35My body was damaged beyond repair but it was just as well.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Like the decade of the '70s, my time as a Super was over.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Great story.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Now, can I please go to sleep?