0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Welcome back to Lairs, where we
0:00:34 > 0:00:36snoop around the homes of villains and heroes.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Tonight, a sidekick secret.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41And here's the Maxum Toilet,
0:00:41 > 0:00:44which because of Maxum Man's super-everything,
0:00:44 > 0:00:46needs to be super-strong.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Ah-ha-ha!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Eric!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54THEY LAUGH
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Eric, I specifically told you not to put the house on TV.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I even said, "Do not put the mansion on this show that you are watching,"
0:01:01 > 0:01:03which was this show that we are now watching.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05You're all just jealous because after this
0:01:05 > 0:01:08everyone will know that I am totally cool.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11They're going to show your personal stuff, right?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Stuff that no-one has ever seen before, even through the window,
0:01:14 > 0:01:15while you were sleeping.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Curse you, curtains.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Curtains!
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Shh. The magic box is talking.
0:01:23 > 0:01:31And this is the Maxum Kitchen, where all Maxum Man's food things are.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Gah!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Here, can I offer you a meatball?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38FLIES BUZZ
0:01:39 > 0:01:43And this is my bedroom, which as you can see is awesome
0:01:43 > 0:01:46and not infectious at all, so... No need to dwell.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Dwell. Dwell! Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50No, no, wait.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52That's nothing. Leave it.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55CUPBOARD RUMBLES
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Yeah, erm... These aren't mine.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59THEY LAUGH
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- They said they'd cut that part. TOY:- Love Eric.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06You know, Eric, you may have disobeyed me but it was worth it.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09High tentacle!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11HE SNORES
0:02:11 > 0:02:14"Eric, Eric, wake up..."
0:02:14 > 0:02:17is what I would be saying if we were not homeless hobos without houses.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Erm... Why are we outside? And what's a "for taking" sign?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23It is like a "for sale" sign, but instead of a house being
0:02:23 > 0:02:28for sale, an evil real estate lady just takes your house and sells it.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Gah!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Name's Flo Closure. I caught your Lairs episode last night.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43You are quite the showman. I'm kidding, you are awful.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Mansion's great, though. It'll make a perfect evil lair. Here's my card.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50I can definitely sell this place - whether you want me to or not.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Add a tar pit here, trap door there, I can taste my 10%.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57What? You can't just sell the mansion. I know my rights.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Splitsboro Law 292, Section C,
0:02:59 > 0:03:03"If Flo wants to sell your house, she can."
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Huh. I do not know my rights at all. - Now, step off, son.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Your do-gooder-ness is hurting my kerb appeal.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13Oh, yeah? Well, prepare to meet my kerb and appeal.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Yah! BOOM
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Who knew she had lasers in her corsage?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Thanks for letting us crash here, Trevor.- All good, bro.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Well, I am taking no pleasure in saying that this is all your fault.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Or, more truthfully, I am taking much pleasure.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34Look, my fault, our fault, not my fault... Let's not quibble.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36We have to find a way to get the mansion back.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Human pinata!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43That's it - disguises. We'll disguise ourselves and sneak into the mansion.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45You're a genius, Trevor.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Sugar crash!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48HE SNORES
0:03:48 > 0:03:51EVIL LAUGHTER
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Finally, the Maxum Mansion will be mine.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Not if Brute get house first. What?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Brute need to spread wings.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05So, you are Evil McEvil and his son Bad Guy Junior?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Say, you guys look like what good guys think bad guys look like.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Say something evil!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Something evil.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16HE GULPS
0:04:16 > 0:04:18I hate hugs.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Hmm... You boys are all right.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Enjoy the tour.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I had to install the mucus-sprayer.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36The former owner - "good guys" -
0:04:36 > 0:04:39actually washed themselves with water.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40- Weirdos.- Weirdos?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43I'll give them weirdos.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Ah!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49I wanted to create the feeling of being attacked by a wild beast,
0:04:49 > 0:04:51but why just feel
0:04:51 > 0:04:55when you can fee-ee-eel?
0:04:55 > 0:04:56GROWLING
0:04:56 > 0:04:58LEOPARD ROARS
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Ah!
0:05:09 > 0:05:15And finally... You should have seen the dusty old mainframe computer.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Don't EVEN get me started.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22So, I added some patented Wreckorator flair...
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Vultures.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26No. What have you done?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- THEY GASP - Oh...
0:05:29 > 0:05:32You can muck up the house and change the wallpapers all you want
0:05:32 > 0:05:35but nobody messes with my mainframe.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Are you ready, Eric? Eric?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41ERIC SCREAMS
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Evil!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46HE GROANS
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Don't worry. Kitty will take care of you.- Thanks.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54It was really nice of you to let us stay here and treat our wounds
0:05:54 > 0:05:56and share your photo collection.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59SHE GIGGLES
0:05:59 > 0:06:01We really should be going now.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Don't be silly, guys.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06You're staying here forever.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Ever, ever, ever...
0:06:09 > 0:06:11OK, or we could...
0:06:11 > 0:06:13RUN!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Open! Open!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Not on your life.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21To get the mansion back,
0:06:21 > 0:06:23we need to beat out all the other people who want it
0:06:23 > 0:06:26in the bidding war, and may I remind you
0:06:26 > 0:06:30that in Splitsboro, a bidding war is an actual war of fists and such.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Maybe we should just let them have it.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33I mean, this bed is pretty comfy.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- Yes, Grandpa seems to think so. - Grandpa? What do you mean Gra...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40GAH!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Contestants, welcome to the bidding war.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48A knockdown, drag-out fight to the finish.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Last one standing takes the mansion
0:06:51 > 0:06:53and I take my 10%.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56On your marks, get set,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59let the bidding war...begin!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01ALL: Ah!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05GUN ZAPS
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Ow! Ah! Ow! Ugh!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Whoa-ho.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14HE GASPS
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Ah!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17EVIL LAUGHTER
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Huh, huh...- Ah!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24HE PANTS It's time for plan B.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Who are you kidding, Eric? You don't have plan Bs.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Look, I know this mansion like the front of Vana's face,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32so let's use its secrets against them.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Stop looking at my face.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Why do all of Eric's plans involve a toilet?
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Huh! Ya!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44TOILET FLUSHES
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Eric's plan worked?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I must never speak of this again.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53HE WHIMPERS
0:07:53 > 0:07:56We are finished, kid. This house is mine!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00OK, OK. You win.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05But before you stomp me into dust, can I have one last request?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- What is it?- A snack. - Well, I don't see any harm in a...
0:08:11 > 0:08:15No! What is that? It's disgusting. It's revolting. It's...
0:08:15 > 0:08:17It's delicious.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19OM NOM NOM NOM
0:08:19 > 0:08:22UM NUM NUM NUM
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Stop, no! Stay back. Ah.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Ah!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30SHE PANTS
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Why did I agree to this?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Little girl, you need to let Brute catch you
0:08:36 > 0:08:38and crush you and win house war.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Eric said there'd be something to take out Brute
0:08:41 > 0:08:43in the evil gadget room. Bu-bu-bu-but where?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Ah-ha!- Huh?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Ooh, give to Brute.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Ugh. Box pretty. Box mine.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55LULLABY PLAYS
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Ah!
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Eric did it!
0:08:59 > 0:09:04Ah, and it looks like I just found Vana's Birthday present.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05GUN FIRES
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Gah!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13GUN FIRES
0:09:13 > 0:09:15HE PANTS
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Hmm... Hee-hee-hee-ha!
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- Aw, I loved that lamp. - I liked it, too. Hold still.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27There's nowhere left for you to hide.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Any last words before I steal Maxum Mansion?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34And end the most annoying sidekick career ever?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Yes. Humiliation beats annihilation.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Ah!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- TOY:- Love Eric. - ERIC CHUCKLES
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- I bet you're mad we won the mansion back.- Doesn't matter to me, kid.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57I told ya - Flo always gets her 10%.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- HELICOPTER WHIRRS - Ha-ha-ha.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Aw... That 10% was my room.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05BUILDING RUMBLES
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Welcome to Super Extreme Renovations. Tonight, Maxum Mansion.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Eric, I thought I told you not to put the mansion on TV,
0:10:16 > 0:10:19but in this case I'm happy you did.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Hmm... Who knew they could rebuild the mansion so fast?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Yeah, almost makes you want to destroy it all over again.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28House pinata!
0:10:28 > 0:10:32CRASH