0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized superzeros With full-sized superdreams!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Heh! I don't care if everything is dusty!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- Why'd we have to clean it?- We?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Ah-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43I am not a sidekick and you have to dust.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Eugh.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Dumb Arctic freezing machine,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50dumber dark matter canon,
0:00:50 > 0:00:52dumb history eraser button,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54dumberer cloning machine...
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Wait, cloning machine?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00That's it!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02BEEP!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Mm-mm-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Now I can dust double the stuff in the same amount of time. Heh-heh.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11TOILET FLUSHES
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Wait a minute!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I'm getting an even other idea!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Welcome to Earth, clone.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23I command you to do ALL my chores for me,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26so I don't have two do anything but fun stuff. Start with dusting.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- I don't care if everything is dusty. - I know, right.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33You know, I like your attitude. We should totally hang out.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37But who's going to do all our chores? Hm.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43BEEP!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Hee-hee-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47BEEP!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Hee-hee-hee.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Oh, right.- A-choo!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54So NONE of you will do anything?!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Nope.- Not me.- No!- Hate work.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Huh. That's what I'd say.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Want to get some burgers? - Yeah!- Oh, right!- OK.- You said it!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hey, guys. What's up?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Hey, you guys seem kind of familiar.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Hm.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15SNIFFING
0:02:18 > 0:02:19MONKEY SCREECHES
0:02:19 > 0:02:21SMASHING
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Nope. Total blank.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25O-o-oh-kay. I always dreamed of this
0:02:25 > 0:02:27and, uh, SO MANY ERICS!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I need a sip of water.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Ah.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I always dreamed of this too.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Doomsday scenario number 455 -
0:02:36 > 0:02:39universe destroyed by world full of Erics.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44I'm going home to work on my trans-dimensional escape wormhole.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Who's ordering?- Not me.- Boring. - Do it yourself.- I'm hungry.- Me too.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50So how are we going to get our food then?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Huh?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57ERICS ALL CHUCKLE
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Here's your...ha-ha-ha-ha...food.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04ARGH!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Neurgh...
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Seriously, someone has to get the food.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Not me.- Boring.- Do it yourself. - I'm hungry.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22CLOBBERING
0:03:24 > 0:03:26ERICS ALL SIGH
0:03:30 > 0:03:32DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:32 > 0:03:34A-a-a-h!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- ALL:- Ha-ha!
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Best day ever!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43And I learned so much about myself hanging out with myself.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm bad at sharing, I'm REALLY easily amused
0:03:45 > 0:03:48and I'm still lactose intolerant. PARP!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Oh, yeah, that's me. - PARP!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I like how you guys really get me.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Now make some room in my bed for Eric numero uno. I'm pooped.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- No way.- Forget it.- Go to your own bed.- You snooze, you lose.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Great. Like I'll be able to get to sleep now...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05HE SNORES
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- I'm still hungry.- Me too. - Who's going to make us some snacks?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18ZAPPING
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Make snacks for us.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- No way.- Urgh.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Make snacks for us. - Make them yourself.- No way.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Make snacks for us. - No way.- No way.- No way.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40COCKEREL CROWS
0:04:40 > 0:04:42SMASH!
0:04:42 > 0:04:43BRAIN YAWNS
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Oh!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48SNORING
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Argh! Oh!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Argh! Ooh! Argh!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- A-a-argh! - SMASH!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Hm-hm-hm.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Heh. Something's weird.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09TOILET FLUSHES
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Hey, did you put this mirror here?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Nope. It was always there.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Oh. OK.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Whoa! Did you guys make more clones?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Oh, yeah. The whole night. They're awesome dudes.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I'm going to make some more right now.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25You don't look so good.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27GAH! What's happening to me?!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Great, and now I have to pee.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- ALL:- Eurgh.- Eurgh.- Ah, come on.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36We're going to need a bigger bathroom.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40ELECTRICAL BEEPING
0:05:40 > 0:05:41I'm sorry, Eric,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44but all this cloning is draining your life essence.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47So, what, I'm fading away? But this is my favourite shirt!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Eric, you HAVE to get rid of those clones, or you're going to...
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- SHE GASPS - ..fade away completely.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Which, though awesome, would lead to doomsday scenario number 416 -
0:05:58 > 0:06:01ghost of Eric destroys planet.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04We've got to get rid of these multi-dorks.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06They're not dorks, they're Erics.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Anyway, we have to lure them back into the cloning machine
0:06:12 > 0:06:14and set it to de-clone.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Why don't you just ask them? They're YOUR clones.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19If I ask them, it'll sound like work and they won't do it.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22You are very lazy, you know that, right?
0:06:22 > 0:06:23ZAP! Trevor!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Don't sweat it, bro, just cloning my nachos.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- ERICS:- Mine.- Mine.- Mine. Mine. - Nobody touches my nachos.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32PUMMELING
0:06:32 > 0:06:34And now I'm thirsty.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Can we clone some root beer?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Nachos and root beer? That's it!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Trevor, you're a genius.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- I'm going to need to borrow your nachos.- Come again?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I need your nachos for my plan to get rid of the clones
0:06:47 > 0:06:48before I fade away for ever!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I'm going to need a minute.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53MONKEY SCREECHES
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I'm sorry, Eric, I just can't do it.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00The answer is no.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Hey, where is everyone?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07And where are my nachos?!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11BICYCLE BELL RINGS
0:07:12 > 0:07:14All right, Erics,
0:07:14 > 0:07:17get ready for the first ever Eric general assembly
0:07:17 > 0:07:19of Eric and pseudo-Erics.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- ERICS:- Ah.- Boring.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Wow. You're even boring yourselves. Gimme!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Hey, all, there's a nacho time
0:07:26 > 0:07:29cheese-travaganza at the fart dome.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- ERICS:- Yeah!- Woo-hoo!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Wow. You know me so well.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Sadly, yes.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Wonder what THAT means.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Ew. It means snap out of it!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Nacho time! Fart dome!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Ye-e-eah!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54MUNCHING, PARPING
0:08:03 > 0:08:05That's... That's just not right.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07KITTY CHOKES
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I'm no Eric, but I'm going in.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Mah-uh! - SPLAT!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14So...tired.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Eugh.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Oh, Eric, you're so faded,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20there's almost no you left for me to obsess over.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24You better hurry up, they're going through those nachos
0:08:24 > 0:08:25like a pack of, well, yous.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28ERIC WHIMPERS
0:08:28 > 0:08:31OK. Let's do this!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Kitty, deploy the master plan!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Ye-e-eah!
0:08:38 > 0:08:43I'll get their attention. Time to easily amuse myself.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46LOUD MUNCHING
0:08:46 > 0:08:47A-ahem.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53ERIC ARMPIT-FARTS London Bridge Is Falling Down
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Huh?- Huh?- Huh?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Heh-heh.- Gross.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59KITTY CHOKES
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Hey, you Erics must be thirsty.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Wouldn't you like some nice cold root beer?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I know I would.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- He's up to something.- It's a trap. - I don't trust him.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14It's a trap. Totally a trap.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- I don't know about this. - It's not working!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Of course I'd see through my own trap! I know myself too well!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Wait a sec!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Wait! What's this?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30A mint condition marvellous Maxum Man issue number one,
0:09:30 > 0:09:34signed by Maxum Man himself? ERICS ALL GASP
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Now you guys can all read it.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38All you have to do is...
0:09:38 > 0:09:39share!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04It's working. It's working!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I'm more me! I'm me-er!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Yay!- I guess we all learned a lesson here today.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14When you make too many copies of something,
0:10:14 > 0:10:16the original loses its value.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18That's why we shouldn't pirate TV shows.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20And it's also why the stars in the sky
0:10:20 > 0:10:23and the sand on the beach are worthless.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Yup. You said something.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Here, have some nachos.- Thanks.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30LOUD MUNCHING
0:10:30 > 0:10:31So thirsty.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Uh... What happens if the original Eric de-clones himself?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Easy. A paradox that would snuff out the entire universe.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42ERIC, NO-O-O!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Eugh. Doomsday scenario number 274...
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!