0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36For my photo essay on the super that inspires me most,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39I present Maxum Man, the Untold Story -
0:00:39 > 0:00:41now the told story. First pick...
0:00:41 > 0:00:44LAUGHTER
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Wrong pick! Wrong pick!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Eek!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56EQUIPMENT POWERS DOWN
0:00:56 > 0:00:57CHILDREN GROAN
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Thanks to Herr Needles and his mucus,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07we will now have a surprise blackout quiz.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11You may commence your Eric-pummelling at will.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Ulp...
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Ugh... Gah!
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Augh... No!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Gah!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Well, at least this day can't get any worse.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25ZAP!
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Hmm...
0:01:26 > 0:01:27HE SHIVERS
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Thanks, XOX.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30You're w-w-welcome.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38XOX?!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Argh!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Ngh...
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Aah! Eric!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I can explain - I'm not XOX.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Gah!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54That's such a XOX thing to say, XOX!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59OK, I am XOX, but not the XOX you know -
0:01:59 > 0:02:01and clearly have serious anger issues with.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I'm a good guy! THWACK!
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Ow!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06HE GROANS
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Yeah, right - and I'm an evil villain(!)
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Actually, you're the world's MOST evil villain.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14SQUELCH! SQUELCH!
0:02:15 > 0:02:20Let me get this straight - your world is the opposite of my world,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22so in your Splitsboro,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24good is evil and evil is good?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Right.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Meaning wrong?- No.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Meaning yes!- Stop!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Go! I'm getting the hang of this opposite stuff.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32In my Splitsboro,
0:02:32 > 0:02:34your opposite, Evil Eric,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36defeated all the supers
0:02:36 > 0:02:38and took over the entire town.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Cool!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I mean...opposite of cool.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44As the only super left, it was up to me to stop him.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Then one night I captured this on my XOX-cam.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50"How do you work this thing?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52"Where's the record button? Oh, here it is!"
0:02:52 > 0:02:54TAPE FAST-FORWARDS
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Heh, it's a...new model.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Here we go.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00"Yes, my mysterious friend,
0:03:00 > 0:03:03"together we will not only rule this Splitsboro,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06"but every Splitsboro in every dimension -
0:03:06 > 0:03:10"including that of my arch-nemesis, Ordinary Eric."
0:03:10 > 0:03:12EVIL LAUGHTER
0:03:14 > 0:03:16"Ordinary Eric?"
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Does this look ordinary to you?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I need you to come to the opposite world.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Help me stop Evil Eric
0:03:29 > 0:03:33before he does to your Splitsboro what he did to mine.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34ORDINARILY I would,
0:03:34 > 0:03:38but I'd rather stay here, in my ORDINARY mansion,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41with my ORDINARY friends, who admire and respect me.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43ORDINARILY.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Are you through?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Yeah, pretty much. When can we go?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48ZAP!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50ZAP!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52DRAGON ROARS
0:03:56 > 0:03:58ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
0:03:59 > 0:04:01And when can we go back?!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Don't worry, I've done this before.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Stay right behind me.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09HE GRUNTS
0:04:09 > 0:04:11ERIC HUMS A TUNE
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Side door key.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Right where I always leave it at MY mansion.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Urgh.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Shh!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28If we run into Brain, let me, Evil Eric, do the talking.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I'm a pretty good actor, you know?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Aah!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Good evening, master. How may I do your bidding?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Hah! Yes!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Er... Line?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Find out where Evil Eric is.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Find out where Evil Eric is.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I mean...I am. I mean...
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Erm... Where would I be if weren't here?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Which I am!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Is something wrong, your handsomeness?
0:04:56 > 0:05:01Well, since you ask, I could use a snack. Or a back rub.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Or a snack rub!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04One snack rub coming right up.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Enough!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Where's Evil Eric, you hunchbacked bucket of bolts?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10WEAPONS POWER UP
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Argh!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Coulda let me do the talking.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Stupid intruders!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18You wait until the real Master Eric gets back from school.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19He's going to... Ooh! Oop...
0:05:19 > 0:05:23School! Of course! The opposite of where I'd be.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Maybe he is, maybe he is not.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Either way, what are you going to do about it?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh, just this...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- WHINES:- Come on, let me go!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34I want to find Evil Eric!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42No, no, stop! Desist! I cannot stand the annoyingness!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48THEY LAUGH
0:05:49 > 0:05:53OK, here's us, here's Evil Eric's classroom,
0:05:53 > 0:05:55here's the cookie cupboard...
0:05:55 > 0:05:57The cookie cupboard?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59You don't expect me to fight my evil opposite on an empty stomach?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01No, I guess not.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Boy, I sure am glad you're here, Eric.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ah... TRAP DOOR CLANKS
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Aaah!- Careful!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- CRASH! - Agh!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You little... Eric!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13My most evil student!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15What a pleasant surprise!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16ALL CHEER
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Eric rules!- Yay!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21I hate you so much.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- What?- What?!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25You're just in time to show your imbecilic classmates
0:06:25 > 0:06:28how to properly use the Interrogator Matrix.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Any volunteers to play Eric's captured super?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Aah...ooh!
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Oh, great.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Perfect.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42ERIC GULPS
0:06:42 > 0:06:44BELL RINGS
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Sorry for interrogating you like that. Repeatedly.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49You did what you had to do, to keep from blowing your cover.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51At least when I blacked out the last time
0:06:51 > 0:06:54you found out where Evil Eric is hiding out, right?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Er...- Right?!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Aah! Ow!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Er... No.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01But I did get my first A+!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04- Stop right there!- Huh?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I knew something was fishy when you restarted his heart.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11You're helping XOX, aren't you?
0:07:11 > 0:07:12I-I can explain!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Don't bother, Eric.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16There can be only one explanation.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19XOX is controlling Eric's brain!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Save Eric!
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Grrr!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Oy!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35He wasn't at the mansion - or at school.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Hmm. If I were evil, where would I be?
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Hospital.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40No, that's not it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Seriously, I need a hospital.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43I think I broke something.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45BONES CRACK
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Make that everything.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Your medical emergency will have to wait!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Needles, you fiend! How did you crack my robot security codes?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58He didn't.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59I did!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01EVIL LAUGHTER
0:08:02 > 0:08:03- XOX?!- Yes?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I meant my XOX.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Ordinary XOX. Evil XOX!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You know - XOX-XOX!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11He was the mystery man from the video!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12WHOOSH!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Devious, isn't it?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16And now, with the two of you out of the way,
0:08:16 > 0:08:20another Splitsboro will be ours for the taking!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Robots, destroy Eric and XOX!
0:08:22 > 0:08:23ZAP!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28No! The OTHER Eric and XOX!
0:08:28 > 0:08:29WEAPONS POWER UP
0:08:29 > 0:08:32SYSTEMS WHIR
0:08:32 > 0:08:34ROBOTS: Multiple targets - cannot comply.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Cannot comply...
0:08:37 > 0:08:40This is our chance! I'll take me - you take you!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Get us!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43THEY GRUNT
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Yah!- Ngh...- Grr!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51This is getting us nowhere!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54You're right! Switch!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Oof!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Aha!
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Switch back! Switch back!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Aah!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Too late, sidekick!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04A-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07This is for all the other supers.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08- GASPS:- Look!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11A baby kitten tied to the railroad tracks...
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- with a nut allergy. - Ooh, I'll save you, kitty cat.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Good little kitty.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Got it! Ha, ha!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Good guys are SO gullible.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ha, ha, ha!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26You forgot one thing, boys -
0:09:26 > 0:09:29in the opposite world, evil always wins!
0:09:29 > 0:09:30ZAP!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Oof!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34I failed again.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Now they're taking over your ordinary Splitsboro,
0:09:37 > 0:09:40and you'll be stock here forever.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Don't feel bad. Opposite Splitsboro is actually kind of cool.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I haven't been tarred, feathered or wedgied all day -
0:09:46 > 0:09:48and that's a new record.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49You're right!
0:09:49 > 0:09:54And now that they're gone, we can be the heroes of Splitsboro together!
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Put 'er there.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58ZAP!
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Here, take it.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01You can have your ordinary Splitsboro.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03You know, you need to get some new friends.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Hey, you don't know what you're talking about!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I have the best friends ever.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08ZAP!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09ZAP!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10THEY LAUGH
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Where've you been, Eric?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Your picking pictures went viral.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16THEY LAUGH
0:10:16 > 0:10:19I don't know WHO could've posted them(!)
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Booger de Milo has a kajillion hits already!
0:10:22 > 0:10:27It's official - you're the biggest joke in Splitsboro!
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Again!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33THEY LAUGH