Parent-Teacher Night of Doom

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0:00:01 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:09# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Now we rule the school

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Just like superheroes

0:00:24 > 0:00:25# Just like superzeros

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# But only half as big Sidekick! #

0:00:37 > 0:00:39TYRES SQUEAL

0:00:40 > 0:00:42No, wait!

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Please, please, please...

0:00:44 > 0:00:45HE CHOKES

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Don't make me go to... Ew!

0:00:48 > 0:00:49..parent-teacher night!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Ow!

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Argh! Oh...

0:00:52 > 0:00:56I am your legal guardian, so it is my duty to go.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Plus, I would never miss hearing what a bad student you are.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02OK, you're enjoying this way too much.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Ow! OW! Argh...

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- How am I doing, Trevor? - A little more...

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- CRASH - A little more.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Go forward.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15More, go up. Rotate rightways.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18You're good.

0:01:19 > 0:01:24Namaste, fellow child inspirers. Peace and love.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27"Child inspirers?" That's not even a word.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Promise you're not going to embarrass me.- Fear not, Sun Child.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Embarrassment comes from within.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Yeah, sometimes it comes on a bike.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39BIRDS SINGING

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Fly free, my friends.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Caw-caw! Caw-caw!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Why can't you just be normal? Like Kitty's parents!

0:01:46 > 0:01:47BOTH: Come along, pumpkin.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49SHE SCREAMS

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Must protect.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Ha! Wow!

0:01:56 > 0:02:00How lucky is it that my parents - who are perfectly normal -

0:02:00 > 0:02:01weren't crushed to death?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY - So lucky.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05That's how lucky.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Excuse me, I've got to go repair someone. I mean, something.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11'Parents and students! Parents and students,'

0:02:11 > 0:02:17thank you for coming and welcome to the parent-teacher night of doom.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19MANIACAL LAUGHTER

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Why is everything at Splitsboro always "something-something of doom?"

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Ow.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Eric is hands down my worst student.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38- Ever. Seriously, ever! - Ah. There's the doom.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39For his science project,

0:02:39 > 0:02:43he handed in what I believe to be an automatic waffle maker.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50What? Everybody loves waffles.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54So...dare I ask?

0:02:54 > 0:02:59Trevor cheats, lies, destroys things, burns them, then blows them up.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Huh. He's got me pegged.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04And now, the bad stuff.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- MUFFLED:- I see your point.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Und Vana has always been a top-notch student. A real delight.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- For example...- Ooh, you look tense.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19What are you doing? He was about to tell you how amazing I am!

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Are... Are you touching me? I think she's touching me.- Relax.

0:03:23 > 0:03:29- Be at one with your body, your mind, the universe...- This is an outrage.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33HE SHRIEKS

0:03:33 > 0:03:34HIS BONES CRACK

0:03:37 > 0:03:38But I already told you,

0:03:38 > 0:03:41there is no need to go through Kitty's old tests.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42They're all As.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45BOTH: Incorrect. Kitty received one B.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Ah. Ja.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Well, nobody's perfect, right?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Unacceptable grade alert. We must have grade perfection.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Initiating massive destruction.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00THEY LAUGH

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Und on top of that,

0:04:01 > 0:04:04it's powered by an incredibly dangerous collapsed star

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- which could destroy the planet. - HE LAUGHS

0:04:07 > 0:04:08KABOOM!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I couldn't find any batteries.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Oh, my RAM hurts from laughing so hard.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18And Trevor is lazy, self-centred, loves destruction,

0:04:18 > 0:04:22and is quite possibly totally evil.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24In short, he will make an excellent sidekick.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26What?! That's a lie.

0:04:26 > 0:04:31La-la-la-la-la, I'm not excellent, I'm not excellent at anything!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32You must be so proud.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34TREVOR GROWLS

0:04:46 > 0:04:49HE LAUGHS

0:04:49 > 0:04:50'Right, everyone.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53'I hope the parent and/or guardian-teacher interview process

0:04:53 > 0:04:56'was less painful for you than it was for me.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58'Und speaking of pain, let the pain begin.'

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Pain? What?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- STRAINING:- We have to show our families

0:05:02 > 0:05:05what we've learned at Sidekick School.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07We've got to attack them and win.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09This is going to be so good.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13'Remember, if you defeat your family members, your grades go up.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15'If you lose, you must attend night school, overnight school,

0:05:15 > 0:05:19'pre-breakfast school and back-in-time school.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22'Parents, students...

0:05:22 > 0:05:24'attack at will!'

0:05:24 > 0:05:26YELLING

0:05:29 > 0:05:32'I love this part.'

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Look, I know you're all about peace and love

0:05:34 > 0:05:38and other useless stuff, so I promise to take it easy on you.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40That is so sweet of you, dear.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Om...

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Come back! I have to defeat you.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49But I don't want to fight you.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Grades aren't that important to me!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Unacceptable!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Destroy us, pumpkin, and increase your grades.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05If you fail to comply, we will destroy you.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Never!

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Take your best shot, Trevor.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12You need all the grades you can get.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15You've had this coming for a long time, Dad.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18YELLING

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Ow!- Ow!- Ow!- Ow!- That smarts.- Ow!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Where is she?

0:06:23 > 0:06:24I'm right here, sweetie.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Watch your breathing, dear. In...and out.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Would you...stand...still?!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39SHE SCREAMS

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Hey! You don't have to try so hard.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45No, no, no.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46It is being my absolute pleasure.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48It is not hard at all.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Fine. Then I'll give you something hard.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Waffle-iron hard!

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Ugh.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Well, this is annoying.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Pumpkin is attempting to leave school early.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Initiate tough-love mode.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13We know what's best for you.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15And what's best for you is to get good grades.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Or be destroyed.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Oh, no. Please.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25MANIACAL LAUGHTER

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Come on, son. You have to defeat me or you're going to fail.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oh. OUCH!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I believe my son has defeated me

0:07:37 > 0:07:39with this devilishly masterful paper-cut plan.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43'Pure genius, Trevor.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45'A pass for you.'

0:07:45 > 0:07:46And once again...

0:07:46 > 0:07:48PFFFRRRT!

0:07:48 > 0:07:50- BREATHLESSLY:- I can't... do this...any more.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51So tired...

0:07:54 > 0:07:55You wouldn't have this problem

0:07:55 > 0:07:57if you just learned to breathe, sweetness.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59In with the good...

0:07:59 > 0:08:02And out with the bad.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04In... Out...

0:08:04 > 0:08:07PANTING

0:08:07 > 0:08:13That's it. In... Out... In... Out...

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I win!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Wow, that breathing stuff really works.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20GROANING

0:08:20 > 0:08:22KITTY YELLING

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Last chance, pumpkin.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Fight us, or we will destroy you.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33All right. I didn't want to, but you made me do this.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Destruct procedure Alpha Bravo.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Voice authorisation, Kitty Loves Eric.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49OK, fine!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Now you know. My parents are robots.

0:08:52 > 0:08:57- There, I said it.- Duh!- Yeah. - It explains so much.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59So you don't think it's weird?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Oh, that is such a relief.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Put me down! - When I am about to defeat you

0:09:04 > 0:09:06and condemn you to an eternity of schooling?

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Ha! That is a good one. - Then you've left me no choice.

0:09:10 > 0:09:15- Haven't we been through this before, Waffle Boy?- This, yes.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17But not this.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- HE GASPS - Uh-oh.- 'The collapsed star!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23'Even Eric wouldn't be foolish enough to...

0:09:23 > 0:09:24'Yes, he would.'

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- SLOWLY:- Nooooooo!

0:09:27 > 0:09:33SLOWLY: Why the overly dramatic reaction?

0:09:33 > 0:09:38- SLOWLY:- 'It will collapse the entire planet!'

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Oh...

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Then...

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Oops?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52SILENCE

0:09:52 > 0:09:53PFFFRRRT!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02In case nobody heard it earlier, I did say, "Oops."

0:10:02 > 0:10:07- Well, technically, you did defeat Maxum Brain, so you pass.- Yay!

0:10:07 > 0:10:11And for making terrible waffles...you no longer pass.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Oh, man!