Eric of the Board

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:34 > 0:00:39Ah, pedalling. In my book, there's no better way to gain momentum.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41ARGH!

0:00:43 > 0:00:48Eric Needles, I am Maxum Business Clone 01.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50You have been scheduled!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I do not like the sound of that!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Argh-argh-argh!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56ARGH!

0:00:57 > 0:01:02Luckily, I've got a secret weapon for just this kind of situation.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04BELL RINGS

0:01:04 > 0:01:06BELL RINGS

0:01:06 > 0:01:08BELL RINGS

0:01:08 > 0:01:10But that always works!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12I give up! You guys mean business.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- BOTH:- Exactly.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17We are the chair clones of the board of Maxumcore Enterprises.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19It is time for work.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Work? Maxumcore?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22We?!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I really don't like the sound of this!

0:01:24 > 0:01:27We were cloned by Maxum Man to oversee his businesses.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30He has been on extended vacation.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Emergency protocol has now been activated.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36You are now in charge of his company and its many products.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Wow!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41A rival company threatens to take over Maxumcore.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45As Maxum Man's sidekick, it is your duty to be chief executive.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Chief execu-thingy? I like the sound of that!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Su-weet!

0:01:54 > 0:01:58I can do it, clones! I'll be the best chief execu-thingy ever!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00To Maxumcore HQ!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Ahem.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Ew.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Am I sitting on you or in you?

0:02:05 > 0:02:06PFFT!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Are you sure this is the right place?

0:02:12 > 0:02:13That's what Eric's e-mail said.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17One Maxumcore Way, Maxumcore District, Maxumcore o'clock.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20It's half past Maxumcore o'clock already!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Hello, unsuccessful people!

0:02:23 > 0:02:27The Maxumcore private balloon. Only suckers use elevators.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Yeah!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31What's going on here, Needles?

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Oh, sorry. You don't have any annoying questions scheduled today.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37How's your three o'clock look?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Hm... Sure.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Will you two quit scheduling and tell me what's going on here?!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I am in control of Maxumcore, the big boss, head honcho,

0:02:45 > 0:02:50gooey enchilada, so follow me for the ride of your lives!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Or we can use this door.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Wow! Our best friend, head of the world's most powerful company!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09There's no telling what kind of exciting things will happen!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12This isn't very exciting.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yeah, about that...

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Turns out I have no idea what a boss does.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Sorry, guys.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20A boss leads. He doesn't sit waiting for stuff to happen.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Yeah! Make executive decisions.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Like making me your executive vice-president!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Your second-in-command, your numero dos enchilada, your...

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Argh!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32CLATTERING

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Don't listen to her. You need a strong, ruthless VP.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Observe.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Gah! Too many decisions!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Decisions! That's what bosses do!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54I can decision!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Cancel my one o'clock, make Vana and Kitty

0:03:56 > 0:03:59have a slug-eating contest for a VP job,

0:03:59 > 0:04:01make Trevor my official guinea pig!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Good call, boss.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06You said it, time to get bossy!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ma-ma-moo-me-me-mey-mey.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19Note to self. Maxum Lemonade - failure. Still not sour enough.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20BOTH: Nice work, Biggie!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27CRASH

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Note to self. Maxum Anti-Gravity Boots - failure.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Still not floaty enough.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33BOTH: Nice work, Biggie!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Yah!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37And how's this for bossing?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40I combined the Maxum Death Ray Blaster Division with

0:04:40 > 0:04:42the Maxum Tot's Toy Line for kids!

0:04:42 > 0:04:43SQUEAK

0:04:46 > 0:04:48BOTH: Nice work, Biggie!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Argh-oof!

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Argh!

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Note to self. Hire more vice presidents.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01BOTH: Ugh!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Maxumcore has had its best week ever!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08All thanks to my executive decisions.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Primo decisions, sir.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Nice suit, sir.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Now, I'll just read this business paper to confirm what I just said.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19CRASH

0:05:22 > 0:05:27It... It... It says Maxumcore is going out of business!

0:05:27 > 0:05:28BOTH GASP

0:05:28 > 0:05:30But what about my VP position?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33And what about my executive boot rest position?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35And what about my 8am meeting, or my 3pm pencil-sharpening?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Or my coffee break at 3.15 or my coffee appreciation lesson

0:05:38 > 0:05:39at three or, or...?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Aha-ha-ha, aha-ha-ha, aha!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43CRASH

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Good thing no-one can fire the boss, huh?

0:05:45 > 0:05:49- INTERCOM:- 'Eric Needles! Clone boardroom, now!'

0:05:49 > 0:05:51That doesn't sound too bad, right?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52ARGH!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oof.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Eric Needles, your incompetence has only made things worse.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03The danger we have anticipated has arrived.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06A hostile takeover.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Ha! Give me a break. That sounds like a lot of business mumbo jumbo.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12CRASH

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Argh, run!

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Argh!

0:06:19 > 0:06:20ALL GASP

0:06:20 > 0:06:25In Splitsboro, a hostile takeover is really a hostile takeover.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Good luck with that.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31TYRES SQUEAL

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Good morning. I'm here for your company

0:06:33 > 0:06:36in a hostile way. Hm-hm-hm-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38FIRE!

0:06:38 > 0:06:39GUNFIRE

0:06:39 > 0:06:41ALL: ARGH!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47There goes my 4.35 window cleaning and 4.38 window drying and my...

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Ow!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I won't sit here and let my company get blasted!

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Sure, I made mistakes.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Sure, I paid everyone in cotton candy.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59But no way am I letting Maxumcore go down without a fight!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06This is your boss speaking!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Fight for Maxumcore with all you've got!

0:07:09 > 0:07:11ALARM Hose 'em!

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Yeah!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Yeah!- Whoo-hoo!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Note to self. Weapons-Grade Lemonade - approved.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Hm-hm-hm-hm-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26This company will be mine!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Take that!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30BOXING ROUND BELL RINGS

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Hee-hee-hee-aha-ha-ha!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I have you now, Sidekicks!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Hee-hee-hee-aha-ha-ha!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42WHISTLE BLOWS

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Ah.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Hm.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Ahem.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Hey! Anyone catch last night's

0:07:54 > 0:07:56episode of So You Think You Can Super?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Moparella was totally robbed, huh?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Oh, totally. What show are those judges watching anyway?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Mm. Good cocoa, Zox!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Oh, thank you.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Ah!

0:08:08 > 0:08:09DING

0:08:09 > 0:08:10ALL: Aw!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Well, back to the grind.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Hee-hee-hee-aha-ha-ha!

0:08:15 > 0:08:16ELEVATOR BELL PINGS

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, drat!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21ELEVATOR BELL PINGS

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25# Hm-hm-hm-hm

0:08:25 > 0:08:28# Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm... #

0:08:28 > 0:08:29ELEVATOR BELL PINGS

0:08:29 > 0:08:30ALL: ARGH!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32ELEVATOR BELL PINGS

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Argh-argh-argh-argh-argh!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40You're the boss, Eric! What do we do?

0:08:40 > 0:08:45Yeah, Eric! I cannot have "blown to atoms" on my resume!

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Trevor! Where did you get that?

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Hey, man, business is stressful. Do not judge me.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54That's it! Guys, the answer is...

0:08:55 > 0:08:56..child's play!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58SQUEAK

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Hm-hm-hm-hm-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Oh, President Eric! I've got a memo for you!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Memo denied, Zox!

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Give up, Needles! Maxumcore will be mine!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Hee-hee-hee-aha-ha-ha!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26Never, Zox! This company is my life. I will never surrend-

0:09:26 > 0:09:28WHISTLE BLOWS

0:09:30 > 0:09:31PFFT!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Quitting time. Hm.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Well, see you kids tomorrow, 9am sharp.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Literally.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41ALL GULP

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Hm-hm-hm-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Ah, what a day.- You said it.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47DING

0:09:47 > 0:09:49DING

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Well, see you guys tomorrow. Remember, it's funny shirt day!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Whoo-hoo-hoo!- Right on!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Wait! Tomorrow can't just be another day like today!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Being the boss has changed me.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Things are going to be different.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05For the first time in my life, I have a real calling!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Sure, I made mistakes.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Sure, I photocopied my butt and plastered the pictures everywhere.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11- Ew!- Ho-ho!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14But being the boss means something to me!

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Trust me, when you come back to work tomorrow,

0:10:17 > 0:10:20everything will be totally different.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Gah, take that!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25What's so different about this?

0:10:25 > 0:10:26And where's Eric?

0:10:26 > 0:10:27BOXING ROUND BELL RINGS

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Ow!