Pamp My Ride

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0:00:00 > 0:00:02# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros

0:00:24 > 0:00:26- # But only half as big!- Sidekick!- #

0:00:32 > 0:00:33LAUGHTER

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Aw, yeah!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Appointment for the Maxum Mobile? - Eric, man - how you doing, bro?

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Yeah, I got you down for the

0:00:45 > 0:00:47mondo-insano-super-remote-control soup-up.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49You bring your remote?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Remote?- Sure, your remote, man.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54We sync the upgrades on your wheels to your Maxum remote,

0:00:54 > 0:00:57so you can control it - you know, remotely?

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Should be on your key chain.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Huh. I thought that was the button for the ejector seat.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Nah, bro - that's in the glove box.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Heh-heh.- No, don't...

0:01:06 > 0:01:08ERIC SCREAMS

0:01:08 > 0:01:11MECHANIC WHISTLES

0:01:15 > 0:01:17No way!

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Dude, you've got to see this.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20ERIC SCREAMS

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Whoa!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Pamplemoose is having work done on his chair!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36He said he was on vacation!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37TREVOR SNIGGERS

0:01:37 > 0:01:39This is too perfect - he's so helpless!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41We have to mess with him.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Absolutely.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45I've got an idea.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51TREVOR CHUCKLES Nice.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53You're ordering him flowers online.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Exac... Wait, what? No!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I'm switching our work order with Pamplemoose's.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh...

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I have no idea what that means.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06His chair will get the Maxum Mobile's upgrades

0:02:06 > 0:02:09and we'll be able to control him with the remote.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13ERIC AND TREVOR CACKLE

0:02:24 > 0:02:26I don't get it.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:02:29 > 0:02:31ERIC AND TREVOR GIGGLE

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Good morning, class.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37I am back from vacation and I must say, I feel like a new man.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40ERIC AND TREVOR STIFLE GIGGLES

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Interestingly, my chair feels like a new machine.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51Oh, Chair - I will never forget the day I first laid eyes on you.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I had just returned from the Great Sidekick War...

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I was lost.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59My legs were smashed into useless sausage casings...

0:03:02 > 0:03:05..and I had a crummy wooden flying chair,

0:03:05 > 0:03:08barely fit for a sick, old, bio-engineered super-dog!

0:03:08 > 0:03:12That is, until I met genius super inventor,

0:03:12 > 0:03:13The Chair Whisperer.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20CHAIR RUMBLES PAMPLEMOOSE YELPS

0:03:22 > 0:03:26At first, I thought he was a henchman spy, sent to finish me off.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38PAMPLEMOOSE SNIFFS

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Origin stories are so boring.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Give me that!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44BEEP

0:03:44 > 0:03:45CLANG

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Wha...?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS CRASH

0:03:49 > 0:03:50CLASS LAUGHS

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Hey, we don't want to maim him...yet.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Give me back the remote, man.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56- Hrrgg...- Come on...

0:03:56 > 0:03:57BEEP BEEP BEEP

0:03:57 > 0:03:59CONTROL PANEL BEEPS

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- LOUD MUSIC PLAYS - What the...?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04CLASS LAUGHS

0:04:11 > 0:04:13CHAIR CHARGES UP

0:04:13 > 0:04:15CLASS SCREAMS

0:04:15 > 0:04:16CHAIR BEEPS

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Uh-oh.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS

0:04:19 > 0:04:20BOOM

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Though very cool, that can't be good.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I knew we should have went with the flowers.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29I can't believe you guys did this to Professor Pamplemoose!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Heh. As usual, you're worrying too much.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I'm sure he's fine.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Yes, yes. Eric is right, I'm sure he's just...

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Are you crazy?!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS

0:04:44 > 0:04:45RAT SCREAMS

0:04:45 > 0:04:47PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Looks good to me.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52But...what...? Trevor, he's screaming!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Yeah, but what you don't know is that I can read lips.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Hmm... He's saying,

0:04:57 > 0:05:01"I'm cool, everyone chillax...

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- "Kitty smells like farts."- What?!

0:05:05 > 0:05:06KLAXONS

0:05:07 > 0:05:11The Maxum self-destruct mechanism has just been activated.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12MAXUM BRAIN YELPS

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Good work, boys(!) Pamplemoose will now explode in one hour.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- ALL GASP - Hold on...

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Kitty smells like farts?

0:05:19 > 0:05:20CRASH

0:05:20 > 0:05:22ERIC GROANS

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Step on it, Eric. We're following a super-chair, not a marching band.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32BA-DUM-TSHH

0:05:33 > 0:05:36I have triangulated Professor Pamplemoose's location

0:05:36 > 0:05:38to this creepy, abandoned warehouse.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45I can't imagine the terrible things

0:05:45 > 0:05:48that chair could be doing to the professor.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50HISS

0:05:55 > 0:05:56ALL SCREAM

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Whew, it's just a spa treatment.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I hate spa treatments!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Can't let him get away!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Brain, activate super-tail.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Boop-beep-boop-boop-beep.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS

0:06:15 > 0:06:16OLD MAN WHISTLES

0:06:16 > 0:06:18JOINTS CRACK

0:06:18 > 0:06:20SUPERSONIC WHINE

0:06:23 > 0:06:26PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Six minutes until Eric's poor judgment

0:06:28 > 0:06:31explodes his teacher into little tiny bits.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Brain, patch me into Pamp. I have to confess to him -

0:06:34 > 0:06:37and also, Vana and Kitty won't stop staring at me.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS

0:06:42 > 0:06:43PHONE RINGS

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Pamplemoose's chair?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Professor, I'm sorry.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49I switched your work order with the Maxum Mobile because I thought

0:06:49 > 0:06:51controlling your chair with the remote would be high-larious.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53And you were right!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Remote-control?

0:06:55 > 0:06:59That might explain why my mind link with the chair has been disrupted.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Even though my newly-renovated wooden chair was great,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06things were about to get much better...

0:07:06 > 0:07:08What are you doing?!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Sorry to interrupt your super-boring story,

0:07:10 > 0:07:12but the countdown is at five minutes

0:07:12 > 0:07:14and we can't risk you exploding in a populated area.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Look, the chair's taking evasive action,

0:07:19 > 0:07:22with the Maxum time-space warp zone modulator.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28ALL SCREAM

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Wow - where are we? It looks like a giant mini-putt.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38That shouldn't be too dangerous.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42ALL SCREAM

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Great - we're in jail now?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55No, I can't go to jail!

0:07:55 > 0:07:56I don't look good in orange.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00MINOTAUR ROARS

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Whoa...

0:08:06 > 0:08:08What is this place?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10According to my guidance system,

0:08:10 > 0:08:13we have entered the animation procrastination zone.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Are we moving?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Are you guys still chasing me? It's so hard to tell.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18No kidding.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22It feels like whoever thought of this zone should be fired.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Yes! The chair has disengaged the warp zone modulator.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- This is our chance! - That's good, because...

0:08:35 > 0:08:37the countdown is at two minutes!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Two minutes?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42That is barely enough time for one last nostalgic tale...

0:08:44 > 0:08:45When I first had the chair,

0:08:45 > 0:08:48I had even worse control than I do right now.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51But The Chair Whisperer taught me how to connect with my chair

0:08:51 > 0:08:53and control it with my brain...

0:08:55 > 0:08:57ALL: Boring!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Wait a sec... That's it!

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Brain, disengage Maxum-tail and get as close as you can.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04One minute, Eric!

0:09:08 > 0:09:09MAXUM MOBILE REVS

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I have to time this just ri...

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Ahh!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18ERIC GROANS

0:09:18 > 0:09:21OK, Professor - we've got to concentrate

0:09:21 > 0:09:23and take back control of this chair.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25ERIC AND PAMPLEMOOSE: Hrrrgh....

0:09:26 > 0:09:28CONTROL PANEL BEEPS

0:09:28 > 0:09:31It's not enough. Come on, we need as much brainpower as we can get!

0:09:39 > 0:09:40CLOCK BEEPS

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Oh, no! We're too late!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Concentrate!

0:09:50 > 0:09:51CONTROL PANEL KLAXON

0:09:58 > 0:10:00BOOM

0:10:00 > 0:10:01We did it!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03CHEERING

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Yay!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07TREVOR SCREAMS

0:10:07 > 0:10:08CRASH

0:10:08 > 0:10:10ALL: Trevor!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13ALL SOB

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Whoo-hoo-hoo! Ugh!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Trevor, you're alive!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Ahem. You know, I am being here too.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25And I managed to save the remote.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28What do you mean? It broke back in class...right?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31What? No, it just needed new batteries.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36You were controlling Pamp's chair this entire time?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Well, duh.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42ALL GROWL

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Wait, why are you all looking at me like that?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Stop, what are you doing?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49No!