Oppoxox

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes

0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# But only half as big

0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Sidekick! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Oh! Mwah!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Finally, I have saved enough for my retirement.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Now, just to deposit in into ze bank...

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Oh.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Oops.- What do we have here?

0:00:43 > 0:00:45A senior citizen that requires

0:00:45 > 0:00:47the aid of a friendly young man?

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Well, thank you,

0:00:48 > 0:00:50incredibly innocent-looking young boy.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53It's so nice to see children with manners!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Aah!- This is a robbery!

0:00:55 > 0:01:00I'm Unusual Suspect, Splitsboro's newest supervillain,

0:01:00 > 0:01:03and I'll take that sweet cash.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Oh.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- What do we have here? - DING DING

0:01:07 > 0:01:08THUD

0:01:08 > 0:01:13This bank, and all the banks in town, belong to Xox!

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Understand?

0:01:14 > 0:01:15HE GROANS

0:01:15 > 0:01:16RAPID THUMPING

0:01:16 > 0:01:18I can't hear you!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20DING DING

0:01:20 > 0:01:22I said I understand!

0:01:22 > 0:01:23- You don't have to yell! - DING DING

0:01:23 > 0:01:25THUD AND SCREAM

0:01:25 > 0:01:27CRUNCH

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Did you see that?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Xox saved the bank from a supervillain! He's our hero!

0:01:32 > 0:01:33- CHEERING - No!

0:01:33 > 0:01:34What, no, no! I wasn't!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36ALL: Xox! Xox! Xox!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39They're cheering... For me?!

0:01:39 > 0:01:40I... I'm...

0:01:40 > 0:01:44I'm feeling something I haven't felt in so long.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46CREAKING, MAGICAL HARP

0:01:46 > 0:01:47BA-DUM BA-DUM

0:01:47 > 0:01:48I...

0:01:48 > 0:01:50feel...

0:01:50 > 0:01:51good!

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Nein, nein, nein!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Herr Xox wasn't trying to save...

0:01:54 > 0:01:55SCREAMS

0:01:55 > 0:01:57MARCHING BAND PLAYS

0:01:57 > 0:01:59XOX LAUGHS, CREAK

0:01:59 > 0:02:01CRUNCH, UNICORN WHINNIES

0:02:01 > 0:02:03There's only one person who can help me

0:02:03 > 0:02:04with these confusing feelings.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06SMASH

0:02:06 > 0:02:09But since I sent that person to a black hole... Nyah.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Might as well see Eric Needles.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12WACKY TV NOISES

0:02:12 > 0:02:16SLURPING

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Trevor? The last drop?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21It was the perfect mix of spit, backwash, and what I ate for lunch!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23SIREN WAILS

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Aah!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's a Category One Xox alert!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Kiss your motherboards goodbye!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33THUD-THUD-THUD-THUD

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Aah! He made it past the front door defences!- Do not worry, Eric.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40I'm sure the secondary defences will stop him.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Er... OK, well, there is always the main hall.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44It is impassable.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47BOTH SCREAM

0:02:47 > 0:02:48EXPLOSION

0:02:48 > 0:02:50This is it, Trevor, the end!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52- No more secrets.- Erm...

0:02:52 > 0:02:55I was the one who put live eels in your underwear that time.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Aah! I knew it!

0:02:57 > 0:02:58I knew it was you!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Thanks for that, by the way.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01EXPLOSION

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Maxumbrain, h-e-e-elp!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08BEEP

0:03:08 > 0:03:10XOX LAUGHS EVILLY

0:03:10 > 0:03:12THEY WHIMPER

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- HOOVER WHINES - You kids do make a mess!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16HE CHUCKLES

0:03:22 > 0:03:25I don't get this. You're not evil any more?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- But you're worst, most despicable villain on the planet!- Ohh.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Don't you think I know that?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33But I've realised that I want to do good.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34And it's not going well.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39ROMANTIC MUSIC

0:03:39 > 0:03:42TYRES SQUEAL

0:03:47 > 0:03:48TYRES SCREECH EXPLOSIVE CRASH

0:03:48 > 0:03:50ALARMS WAIL

0:03:50 > 0:03:51- SLAP - Oh-h-h.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54FOG HORN BLARES

0:03:54 > 0:03:55HE WHIMPERS

0:03:55 > 0:03:57EVIL CHUCKLE

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- ALL:- Yeah! Yay!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04CHEERING

0:04:04 > 0:04:05WIBBLING

0:04:07 > 0:04:09SCREAMS

0:04:09 > 0:04:10HE CACKLES

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- SLAP - Oh-h-h!

0:04:15 > 0:04:16SCREAMING

0:04:16 > 0:04:18FANFARE

0:04:18 > 0:04:20PINBALL DINGS

0:04:20 > 0:04:21What!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23EXPLOSION, SCREAMS

0:04:23 > 0:04:24- SLAP - Oh-h-h-h!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28I still haven't quite got the hang of it.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30That's why I need your help.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31THUD

0:04:31 > 0:04:32ROMANTIC MUSIC

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Eric, you're the most snivelling goody-goody in town.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Who better to help me be good?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Ewww.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Fine! But first, you have to pass

0:04:43 > 0:04:44one test to prove

0:04:44 > 0:04:46your un-Xox-iness.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49OK. Time for some good training.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Not that the training itself is good,

0:04:50 > 0:04:52it simply prepares one for being good.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Now, make sure you only blast targets

0:04:55 > 0:04:57a good guy would blast.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03MEOW

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Grr!

0:05:12 > 0:05:13A-a-a-ah!

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Hmm.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Stop the test! Stop the test!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28What happened out there, Xox?

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ah... Er... Grandma was

0:05:29 > 0:05:31about to perform evil experiments

0:05:31 > 0:05:32with that evil cat.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34The Super stood by, without helping.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36The campfire girl was selling

0:05:36 > 0:05:38radioactive cookies.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39And why blast a gorilla

0:05:39 > 0:05:41that's obviously brushing his teeth?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Dental hygiene is so important.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47FLIES BUZZ

0:05:50 > 0:05:52APPLAUSE

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Bravo, perfect score!

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Now it's time to mask up

0:05:55 > 0:05:56for your final test...

0:05:56 > 0:05:58The real world.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Oppoxox!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I love that new name.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08It's way less evil.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Come on! Let's do some good!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13METALLIC THUDDING

0:06:14 > 0:06:15ELECTRIC BUZZ

0:06:15 > 0:06:16CHEERING

0:06:21 > 0:06:22DING

0:06:22 > 0:06:23ARMS WHIRRING

0:06:23 > 0:06:25BEAST PURRS

0:06:26 > 0:06:27CHEERING

0:06:29 > 0:06:30CLOCK PINGS

0:06:33 > 0:06:36CROWD GASPS

0:06:36 > 0:06:37SNIP

0:06:37 > 0:06:39CHEERING

0:06:48 > 0:06:49THUNK

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Owww!

0:06:51 > 0:06:54That was some seriously good do-gooding.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55I feel sick.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56TREVOR SQUELCHES

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Hmm. It actually feels nice.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Instead of rage-fuelled hatred,

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I have love-fuelled happiness to spread.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04I hope you have a lot,

0:07:04 > 0:07:07because the villains of Splitsboro seem to be on a crime spree.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Check it out!

0:07:10 > 0:07:11EVIL LAUGHTER

0:07:11 > 0:07:13SCREAMING

0:07:13 > 0:07:15BABY CRIES, MONSTER GRUNTS

0:07:15 > 0:07:16It's never been this bad!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Maybe one doomsday explosion per day, but now, it's like ten an hour!

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Hmm.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Wait! I think I know why these villains are going crime crazy.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31As the town's most evil villain,

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I kept the others in line.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34And the best crime from myself.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37VANA: Yeah, and now that you're good, all these creeps are running free.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42So... Yeah.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- Anyone else think we need to turn Xox evil again?- No.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48And that's how I'll solve the energy crisis

0:07:48 > 0:07:52and the world economy at the same time. Bu...

0:07:52 > 0:07:58- This is a crime-tervention, Xox. - That's Oppoxox, Eric. Remember?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01VANA: Well, not any more, it isn't. This city needs you to be bad again.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Xox, since you've been good,

0:08:04 > 0:08:07you've dismantled 18 doomsday devices,

0:08:07 > 0:08:10you actually gave evil laser-firing mutant piranhas a good home.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12GLASS SMASHING, SCREAMING

0:08:12 > 0:08:14But worst of all,

0:08:14 > 0:08:17you haven't tried to annihilate me or the mansion even once!

0:08:17 > 0:08:18And that hurts.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20But I'm not the one you've hurt the most.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Dad of Xox...- Aah!- ..who I've never seen before

0:08:22 > 0:08:24but looks suspiciously like Trevor's grandfather.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Oh, you were such an evil baby!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Being evil is your birthright.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36I'm sorry, Dad.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38I don't want that life.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I want to be good.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Bah!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42You promised me pudding!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45HE EATS NOISILY

0:08:45 > 0:08:46HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Good day. Brute misses mean man.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Brute lonely.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Also, me hungry.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58- DING - 'Wicked!'

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I told you, I'm good now.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02ALARMS RING

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Central City Bank of Splitsboro! It's being robbed as we speak!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Let me handle this.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13It is the birthplace of Oppoxox, after all!

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Wa-a-a-ah!

0:09:14 > 0:09:15THUD

0:09:15 > 0:09:17I forgot I can't fly.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18HE GROANS

0:09:19 > 0:09:21CHEERING

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Oh thank you, thank you!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I love you! Oppoxox loves you!

0:09:25 > 0:09:26HE SIGHS

0:09:26 > 0:09:29That's it. We lost him for good. To good.

0:09:29 > 0:09:34VANA: We made the world SO much worse by making it somewhat better.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Who knew I would miss the most evil super villain around?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Waaaa!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42He was so beautifully evil!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45HE SOBS LOUDLY

0:09:45 > 0:09:47XOX CACKLES

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Oh! Looks like this is left over from the crooks' haul!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Hmm! I'll just put it back in the vault.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55ELASTIC SQUEAK

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Oh, that's funny.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Can't seem to...let...go!

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- I'll give it back, right... - HE GRUNTS

0:10:03 > 0:10:05..now!

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Oh.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Or...will I?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10That's it, Xox, take that penny!

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- VANA: Take all the pennies! - Rob this bank blind!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Hmm. Hmm!

0:10:16 > 0:10:17XOX CHUCKLES

0:10:18 > 0:10:20PFFFT

0:10:22 > 0:10:25HE CACKLES EVILLY

0:10:26 > 0:10:28EXPLOSIONS AND SCREAMING

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Yeah, we did it!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38We turned the most evil person to ever live evil again!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Go us!- Aah!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41ALL SCREAM

0:10:41 > 0:10:43XOX LAUGHS