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0:00:01 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:09# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Now we rule the school

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Flying, smashing, bashing Stomping, looking super cool

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I'm a sidekick, sidekick That's the life for me

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# But only half as big Sidekick! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:35HE SNORES

0:00:37 > 0:00:38HE YAWNS, JOINTS CREAK

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Whoa!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Ugh...

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Why was I in a bunk bed?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48TREVOR SNORES Trevor, wake up!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51That's not my banana!

0:00:51 > 0:00:52What? Where am I?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54I'll answer that.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Welcome to Vapo House!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Sidekick edition!

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Six Sidekicks go in, only one survives.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Who stays and who goes?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10You'll have to watch to find out.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Ooh! I'm wondering who is going to be on tonight's show.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Ah, if only it would be that Eric.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Und now I vill be entertained.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21All right, let's meet our contestants.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Say hello to Kitty...

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Vana...

0:01:25 > 0:01:26- Mandy...- Ugh.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28..Trevor...

0:01:28 > 0:01:29- and Eric!- Hey!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Whoo-hoo!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Nobody panic, but we're on a reality show.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36They kidnap people, put them in a house then viewers vote them

0:01:36 > 0:01:40off one at a time. It's ruthless. It's backstabby. It's nasty.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43It's probably the best show ever!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46And our final contestant is...

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Random other guy!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'm...I'm not random. I'm Mole Boy.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55I'm in your classes.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Nothing? Nothing at all?

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Uncomfortable! The rules of the show are simple.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05You can either escape through the front door or wait to see

0:02:05 > 0:02:07if the viewers vote you off.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12If you are the last one standing, you'll win a brand-new car,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14a supply of chocolate bacon popcorn logs

0:02:14 > 0:02:18and a key that opens any lock in the city.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Hmm...what happens if we're voted off?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22You're vaporised!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26THEY GASP

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Good luck!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Yep, they always zap someone right away as an example...

0:02:30 > 0:02:32which is awesome!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34I mean, erm, poor, random other guy.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38So, I'm thinking escape?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Wait! You don't want to do that!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Because the door is electrified.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Which I guess I could have said first.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47SHE GROWLS

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Hi-yah! Whoa!

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Aaargh!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:55 > 0:03:00Evil delivery! Am I late?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02THEY GASP

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- TREVOR:- No way!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06This is why TV was invented.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Xox! Now this is being interesting!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13HE LAUGHS

0:03:13 > 0:03:18A classic twist. They put Xox in the house to shake things up,

0:03:18 > 0:03:21put us on edge, turn everyone against each other.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22We'll be fine, though.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25HE SIGHS

0:03:25 > 0:03:27RUMBLING NOISE

0:03:30 > 0:03:33You and Xox are both evil. You're working together, aren't you?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Hey, I'm a contestant just like everyone else.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Or it could be a fix.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44The point is, I'm going to win.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Because once I sow the seeds of doubt,

0:03:47 > 0:03:49these "friends" will tear each other apart for me.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53There's nothing more backstabby than friends.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Which is why I have none.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Oh...

0:03:56 > 0:04:00So, winning would be pretty sweet, huh, girlfriend?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Up high!

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Well, I figured you could use a friend, you know, what with Mandy

0:04:10 > 0:04:14and Kitty working together to vote everyone off.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Me and Mandy? She's a smelly henchgirl, I would never trust her!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I guess, but you trust me, right?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Should we work together?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Uh-oh...

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Listen, I heard Xox try to convince Vana that you

0:04:31 > 0:04:33and Kitty were working together.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Then Vana try to convince Kitty to work with her.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40I need your help to convince everyone to work together to get out of here.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Can I count on you?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Aaaaargh!

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Uh...

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Nobody plots against a henchgirl, y'all.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49What, what!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51HE SNORES

0:04:52 > 0:04:54THEY SHOUT

0:04:56 > 0:04:58OK, that's enough!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01It's Xox, he's causing all this backbiting and arguing.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04All I want is for all of us to work together.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06So you're the one manipulating us?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Wait, what? No...

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Did you tell Mandy that Vana and I were working together?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12No! Well, yes, but...

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Get him!- Argh!

0:05:14 > 0:05:15ERIC SCREAMS, GIRLS GROWL

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Hello? Sleeping here!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Unless you're talking about forming an alliance, then I want in.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23And what's an alliance?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Guys, teamwork is the only alliance that'll get us out of here.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- HE GASPS - A lion?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32You're going to ride a lion out of here?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34HE CACKLES

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Girl one hates girl two, who hates girl three, who hates girl one,

0:05:38 > 0:05:39and they all hate Eric.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42It's a good day.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48And now it's time for the immunity challenge,

0:05:48 > 0:05:51where the winner is immune from being voted off.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Play ball!

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Sweet! Plasma dodge ball! We play all the time.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Remember, let's work as a team or...

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Ugh!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02You eliminated Eric!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Meh.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Sorry...ish.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Vana, team spirit, remember?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Hey, look what I found!

0:06:19 > 0:06:20No! Trevor, don't!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Lions deserve respect!

0:06:24 > 0:06:25HE LAUGHS

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Hey, I have won! I have won!

0:06:30 > 0:06:31HE CACKLES, CROWD CHEERS

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Immunity, Xox!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35DRAMATIC NOTE

0:06:35 > 0:06:38All right, folks at home, it's time to dial in your vote.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43Who's going to be vaporised? It's up to you.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46I know who I'm voting off!

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Boop-boop-bee-boop-beep...

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Wow, I cannot vote fast enough!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56And we're back!

0:06:56 > 0:07:00The votes are in and the next contestant to be vaporised is...

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Please be Eric, please be Eric, Please be Eric...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Trevor!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Yes! I'm the winner!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Aaargh!- Trevor! No!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12My son!

0:07:12 > 0:07:13MUSIC FADES ABRUPTLY

0:07:13 > 0:07:16..nny day, which is what I'm having

0:07:16 > 0:07:20because I'm, erm, winning.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Oh...

0:07:23 > 0:07:26HE CRIES HYSTERICALLY

0:07:27 > 0:07:30He's...he's really gone!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:07:32 > 0:07:35He was such a half-evil friend.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Well, I'm not going to let that happen to anyone else.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Not on my watch.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I know these shows, they want to pick us off one at a time.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49They want drama, well, I say we give them some action instead!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Who's with me?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Eww!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY One second.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Who's with me?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00ALL: Yeah!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02GROWLING

0:08:02 > 0:08:04We're ready on this end. You guys keeping Xox busy?

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Yes, but you might want to hurry.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09FRENCH ACCORDION MUSIC Hmm...

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I just hope this laser can burn through the super key's forcefield,

0:08:15 > 0:08:18then we unlock the door and we're out of here.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19I'll boost you up.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22MANDY GRUNTS

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Uh, how about we try...this?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Whoooa!

0:08:30 > 0:08:31SHE GASPS

0:08:33 > 0:08:38No! This is exactly what viewers like on these shows! Epic failure!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Not just viewers! Me, too!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42You know, I really do like that.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44That Xox is so cheeky!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Great stuff!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49And there are even more exciting twists and turns on the way,

0:08:49 > 0:08:51so get ready to vote!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54That's it! Whoa!

0:08:54 > 0:08:55HE GROANS

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Seriously?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00These shows need excitement to keep people watching.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Well, it's time for some un-excitement.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05HE HUMS

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Wha?

0:09:07 > 0:09:08JAUNTY MUSIC

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Here you go, girls. Plain pancakes.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17KITTY SNIGGERS

0:09:19 > 0:09:20THEY BICKER

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ah-ah, manners, girls.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Yes, sir.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Why, Xox! Good of you to join us.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Plain pancake? Maybe some dry toast?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Everyone's so sweet...

0:09:34 > 0:09:37and boring!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Make it stop!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Nice? Who is wanting to watch nice?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Boring.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50RAT SQUEAKS

0:09:50 > 0:09:52BOOING

0:09:55 > 0:09:56HE GASPS

0:09:56 > 0:09:58My ratings!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03What happened? You killed the show!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Nobody likes nice on TV.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I'm ruined! Thanks a lot, kid!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10THEY CHEER

0:10:15 > 0:10:16So thirsty!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22I can't believe the only thing the laser did was super-dehydrate you.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24So thirsty!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Yeah, and I can't believe Xox got his own sitcom.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Why didn't I get one?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Whoa!

0:10:35 > 0:10:36CANNED LAUGHTER

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Eww!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Detention for you!

0:10:41 > 0:10:42HE LAUGHS

0:10:42 > 0:10:44This is so lame.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Turn it up.