The Running of the Trolls

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- # But only half as big!- Sidekick!- #

0:00:32 > 0:00:36CHEERING

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Awesome!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Welcome to Splitsboro's 125th annual

0:00:42 > 0:00:44running of the trolls!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46CHEERING

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Trolls are ugly!- Trolls are crass!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Trolls are nasty!- I've got gas!

0:00:52 > 0:00:53No, Trevor - don't!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55RUMBLE BLART

0:00:55 > 0:00:57TREVOR SIGHS

0:00:57 > 0:00:59I kept most of it in.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00SQUAWK

0:01:01 > 0:01:04It's almost midnight, everyone.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Now, we all know the rules, right?

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Memorised them.- They're so well-written.- Nope.- Absolutely -

0:01:09 > 0:01:10and also, nope.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16At midnight, the trolls are released from their cave.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18You must herd them to another cave,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21on the opposite side of town.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Once there, you must seal them in,

0:01:24 > 0:01:26so they can subdue the dragons.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30If the trolls aren't contained by sunrise,

0:01:30 > 0:01:32they'll turn to stone

0:01:32 > 0:01:34and the dragons will destroy us.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37ERIC GULPS

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, and if the trolls capture you,

0:01:39 > 0:01:41they'll most likely crush you and eat you.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46So have fun - and run!

0:01:46 > 0:01:47BWONG

0:01:50 > 0:01:52TROLL ROARS

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Get them!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57SHOUTING

0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Hi-yah!- Augh!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03TREVOR CACKLES

0:02:05 > 0:02:06ERIC WHIMPERS

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Aieee-ya!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Hey, Troll Hunter - a little help?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14TROLL ROARS

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Gob smash human.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19This thing's name is "Gob"?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Hey, do you have a younger brother with green shaggy fur, named "Hork"?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25No. Sound like cousin from Sweden -

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Name "Phlegm". - BA-DUM-TSHH

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Smash human!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32ERIC GASPS Hoik!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Troublemeyer has the Eric!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37He passes the 30, the 20,

0:02:37 > 0:02:40the 10 and...touchdown! Uh!

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Oh, yeah!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Wrong game, Brainius.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45This is the running of the trolls.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Oh, right. Spike and zap.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50ERIC SCREAMS

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Guys, a little help?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Aw... It has an injured leg!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Poor widdle baby!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Kitchy-kitchy-coo...

0:03:05 > 0:03:07TROLL LAUGHS

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- KITTY GROANS - Aw...

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Never trust a troll!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Uh-oh. They're headed into the city.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19VANA BATTLE CRY

0:03:27 > 0:03:31I think I saw one come in here. Let's split up, so we're vulnerable.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Ha!

0:03:47 > 0:03:48CREAK

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Eric?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52TROLL GROWLS

0:03:52 > 0:03:53TREVOR SCREAMS

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Oh, no! Trevor!

0:03:56 > 0:03:57THEY GASP

0:03:57 > 0:03:59GOB LAUGHS

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Wha..?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Don't squeeze him!

0:04:07 > 0:04:08BLART

0:04:09 > 0:04:11ALL SCREAM

0:04:17 > 0:04:19TREVOR CHUCKLES

0:04:19 > 0:04:21All right, let's get back to work.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Excuse me, sir - but have you seen any trolls around here?

0:04:26 > 0:04:27In the sewer?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Quick, after it!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31GOB LAUGHS

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Raar!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I can't believe I fell for that.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38- I can.- Sorry, me too.- Ha...

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Fell for what?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh, yeah, yeah!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Ha-ha! Bye-bye, boy!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53ERIC SCREAMS

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Ha-ha!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I bet you're wondering if me falling on you was planned,

0:04:56 > 0:04:58or just a lucky accident.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00It was accident.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01It doesn't matter,

0:05:01 > 0:05:05because I'm the one holding the laser prod - so who's laughing now?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07I am, that's who!

0:05:07 > 0:05:08ERIC LAUGHS

0:05:08 > 0:05:09..And so on.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Gob... Gob sorry.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Nice try, but there's no way

0:05:17 > 0:05:20a troll is going to lull me into a false sense of security

0:05:20 > 0:05:24by staring at me with ridiculously cute eyes...

0:05:24 > 0:05:26GOB SOBS

0:05:27 > 0:05:29OK, crying might work.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33But... No! Never trust a troll.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Trolls not bad. Trolls good.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Then why are you wrecking everything?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Trolls smash things when trolls like things.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Gob like you, so Gob smash you.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Gob really like you,

0:05:52 > 0:05:54so Gob really smash you.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57ERIC GROANS

0:05:58 > 0:06:00CHICKEN CLUCKS

0:06:00 > 0:06:02That makes painful sense.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Trolls want to be friends, not enemies.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07For real? Do you promise?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Do you cross your heart? - Gob promise.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Gob cross heart.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14OK, then. Let's be friends.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16ERIC SCREAMS

0:06:20 > 0:06:23All right, guys - we've got a lot of trolls to prod

0:06:23 > 0:06:25and not much time to do it. Let's move!

0:06:25 > 0:06:26VANA BATTLE CRY

0:06:26 > 0:06:28SHOUTING

0:06:31 > 0:06:33BABY CRIES

0:06:33 > 0:06:34TROLL LAUGHS

0:06:34 > 0:06:37CROWDS SHOUT

0:06:37 > 0:06:39TROLLS GROWL

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Everybody stop!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47ALL GASP

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Citizens of Splitsboro, the trolls aren't our enemies,

0:06:50 > 0:06:52they're our friends.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Friends?- Wha? - How are they our friends?

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I know you don't trust them, but trust has to start somewhere.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01The trolls just want to be our friends -

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Gob promised and I believe him.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05You should too.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06GOB SOBS

0:07:07 > 0:07:10That is beautiful...

0:07:11 > 0:07:12BLURT

0:07:15 > 0:07:18What part of "never trust a troll" don't you get?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- ERIC SIGHS - Poor, poor Vana.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22You always let your anger blind you to the truth.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Yes, Vana - Gob is friend. Gob is...

0:07:25 > 0:07:29POSH BRITISH ACCENT: Oh, I can't keep a straight face any more.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31You are so gullible!

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Wah!

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Wait, this was a trick?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I can't believe you lied!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37GOB LAUGHS

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Thanks for gathering everybody in one spot.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41It'll be so much easier to eat everyone now.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44British-sounding trolls, attack!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46TROLLS ROAR

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Whoa!

0:07:52 > 0:07:53KITTY SCREAMS

0:07:53 > 0:07:57TREVOR SCREAMS

0:07:57 > 0:07:58VANA BATTLE CRY

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Everyone stop...

0:08:07 > 0:08:08again!

0:08:08 > 0:08:09- Huh?- Huh?

0:08:09 > 0:08:10What?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Huh?- What?

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Let's handle this in a civilised way -

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I challenge you to a duel.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Winner takes Splitsboro.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28DING

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Hmph! Prepare to be schooled!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Ha! King me.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Huh? GOB ROARS

0:08:36 > 0:08:38CHEERING

0:08:40 > 0:08:41DING

0:08:41 > 0:08:43CHOMPING

0:08:43 > 0:08:44ERIC LAUGHS

0:08:44 > 0:08:47BELCH GOB LAUGHS

0:08:47 > 0:08:49THUNDEROUS BELCH

0:08:49 > 0:08:50TROLLS LAUGH

0:08:53 > 0:08:54DING

0:08:54 > 0:08:55ENGINES REV

0:09:12 > 0:09:13CRASH

0:09:20 > 0:09:22DING

0:09:23 > 0:09:26ERIC GRUNTS

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Um...

0:09:28 > 0:09:30DING

0:09:34 > 0:09:36ERIC GIGGLES

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Ow!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Last round. You got this, buddy.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47GOB CACKLES

0:09:49 > 0:09:51DING DING

0:09:51 > 0:09:52GOB ROARS

0:09:52 > 0:09:53ERIC WHIMPERS

0:09:53 > 0:09:55TREVOR GASPS

0:09:55 > 0:09:57GOB GROWLS

0:09:57 > 0:09:59ALARM CROWS

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Huh?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05No!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Ha-ha! You forgot about sunrise!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Rise and shine, Gob -

0:10:10 > 0:10:12rise and shine!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hurk!

0:10:18 > 0:10:19CHEERING

0:10:19 > 0:10:21ERIC CHEERS

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yeah, we did it!

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Yes?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Um, aren't you forgetting something, Eric?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- What? - ROAR

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Aw, man...

0:10:33 > 0:10:35SCREAMING

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Hey, I smell bacon...