0:00:00 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:03 > 0:00:07# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:12 > 0:00:16# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- # But only half as big! - Sidekick!- #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32CHEERING
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Super pet lovers, welcome to the Splitsboro Super Pet Show,
0:00:36 > 0:00:40where the town's best super pets will compete for the super title
0:00:40 > 0:00:42of "Super Best In Show"
0:00:42 > 0:00:45and "Super Second-place" and super so forth.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48This contest will be no walk in the park,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50especially the "walk in the park" event.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Who are you talking to, Brain? You're not the show's announcer.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Oh, you just worry about winning Super Best In Show, Eric.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Maxum Man has achieved that glory the past 19 years running,
0:00:59 > 0:01:01so no pressure.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Ha! I am being ironic.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04The pressure is colossal!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Glory, schmory.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08It's all about prizes - and I'm finally going to win one.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Hm. Perhaps you have forgotten all the competitions
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Maxum Man has won over the years,
0:01:13 > 0:01:15that you have not!
0:01:15 > 0:01:16ERIC GRUNTS
0:01:16 > 0:01:18The Super Lifting competition.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Augh!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- The Super Eating competition. - ROPE CREAKS
0:01:25 > 0:01:26We know the stink of failure
0:01:26 > 0:01:29follows you like a stink of failure cloud, Eric...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34..but trust me, there is no way you can lose this Super Pet Show...
0:01:34 > 0:01:36MAXUM MUTT GROWLS
0:01:36 > 0:01:38..worse than you are going to,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40since Maxum Mutt hates you so much!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42BRAIN LAUGHS
0:01:45 > 0:01:46ERIC YELPS
0:01:46 > 0:01:48FANFARE
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Strange. I see Maxum Mutt, but not his doofus owner.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Dog chew toy? Sounds about right.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04That was, er...
0:02:04 > 0:02:08me getting Mutt prepped for taking you and everyone else down.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Yeah, right. Like you could ever come close to beating us.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Right, Mr Mumbles-wumbles?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Eric, meet my super pet robot spider monkey, Spider-Mo.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22SPIDER-MO SCREECHES ERIC SCREAMS
0:02:24 > 0:02:25KITTY GIGGLES
0:02:25 > 0:02:27He's ready to compete.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28SPIDER-MO HOWLS
0:02:28 > 0:02:30So is my super pet - Button Jam.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34BUTTON JAM PURRS So cute.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35XOX CACKLES
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Your puny creatures don't stand a chance
0:02:38 > 0:02:41against my super evil gerbil, Gerbie.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43GERBIE SNARLS
0:02:43 > 0:02:44- See? - JUNGLE DRUMBEAT
0:02:44 > 0:02:47My eardrums are already pounding a victory march!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Yow! What did you say? Gak... Speak up!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Mutt, all I'm asking is for you to be a good boy
0:02:56 > 0:02:57for just a couple of hours,
0:02:57 > 0:03:01so I can show the judges how good a super pet owner I am.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03What do you say, bud? Deal?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Gahh! - CRASH
0:03:05 > 0:03:06I guess not.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Welcome to the Splitsboro Super Pet Show!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I, the Referator, will be judging this event,
0:03:12 > 0:03:15alongside Herr Pamplemoose.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18So prepare for judgment!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20The winner of today's show not only gets
0:03:20 > 0:03:23this bludgeoning weapon-slash-trophy,
0:03:23 > 0:03:27but also a valuable coupon for an all-you-can-spray flea-spraying
0:03:27 > 0:03:30at Renegade's Flea-begone Dungeon.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35The first event is the talent competition.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Show these feeble-minded leeches
0:03:37 > 0:03:40how you can float like a cute, furry balloon.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41No offence.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Eh.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Ow, oh! Not poke, float!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49XOX GROANS
0:03:53 > 0:03:55TREVOR CHUCKLES
0:03:55 > 0:03:57BUTTON JAM PANTS
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Button Jam!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Heel! Heel!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03CHEERING
0:04:03 > 0:04:05# Meow, meow
0:04:05 > 0:04:08# Meow, meow, meow
0:04:08 > 0:04:09# Meow, meow
0:04:09 > 0:04:12# Meow, meow, meow. #
0:04:12 > 0:04:14CHEERING
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Great. You hate me, but annoying music chills you out?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21I'm sure that won't be important to remember shortly.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Button Jam?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25OK, Mutt - like we practised.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28TANGO MUSIC
0:04:28 > 0:04:30TAP HEELS CLICK
0:04:41 > 0:04:43GASP MAXUM MUTT GROWLS
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Oops... - ERIC SCREAMS
0:04:47 > 0:04:50This is not how we're going to win.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Let me go!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Nice work on the talent competition(!)
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Show him how it's done, Mr Mumbles.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57# Meow, meow
0:04:57 > 0:05:00# Meow, meow, meow, oh!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02# Meow meow
0:05:02 > 0:05:05# Meow, meow, meow! #
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Meow. - MAXUM MUTT PANTS
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Hey, I can't believe it -
0:05:10 > 0:05:11music makes Mutt behave!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I'm sure that won't be important to remember shortly.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Button Jam? Where are you?
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Don't you see, Trevor?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I have the secret to controlling Maxum Mutt!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Look out, super pet owners - you're about to get owned.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32And now for the second event - the grooming competition...
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Oh!- Let the grooming begin...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37..Und don't forget the judging!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39CHEERING
0:05:40 > 0:05:41GERBIE HISSES
0:05:41 > 0:05:43XOX SCREAMS
0:05:46 > 0:05:47- Yuck.- Eh...
0:05:49 > 0:05:50SPIDER-MO SCREECHES
0:05:50 > 0:05:52JUDGES SCREAM
0:05:52 > 0:05:54TREVOR SOBS
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Button Jam!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Handsome.- Me likey.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03MAXUM MUTT GROWLS
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Ugh.- Meh.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07MAXUM MUTT GROWLS
0:06:07 > 0:06:09OK, Maxum Mutt - time for you to obey.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12ERIC HUMS MR MUMBLES' SONG
0:06:13 > 0:06:14MAXUM MUTT PANTS
0:06:17 > 0:06:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:22 > 0:06:24How's my winning taste?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Like sandpaper on my tongue.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27And since sandpaper hurts,
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I'm assuming that means bad!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Ha!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, no - you're craving human flesh again!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Fight it, Spider-Mo! Fight it!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I'll just wait for his batteries to run out.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42See you in six months.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44# I control you
0:06:44 > 0:06:45# No more eating Eric! #
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Instead, more Eric eating dog biscuits.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51# La-ha-ha la-la-la #
0:06:51 > 0:06:54ERIC RETCHES
0:06:54 > 0:06:56My voice!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58MAXUM MUTT GROWLS
0:06:58 > 0:07:00ERIC GROANS
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Button Jam?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04And now for the last event -
0:07:04 > 0:07:06the walk in the park obstacle course.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09So scenic, so deadly!
0:07:09 > 0:07:10LASER BLAST
0:07:10 > 0:07:12That was my line!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15It was all worth it...
0:07:15 > 0:07:17BOOM
0:07:17 > 0:07:18It's an all-out race,
0:07:18 > 0:07:22where owners and super pets must survive a forest of flaming acorns,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25walk across acid-spurting fire hydrants,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27avoid biting robot dogs
0:07:27 > 0:07:30and navigate a stoop and scoop minefield.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33First one across the finish wins.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Contestants, on your marks...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42You and your hairy rat don't stand a chance, Xox.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Gerbil!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- We find "rat" very offensive. - Whatever.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47The race begins in five,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50four, three,
0:07:50 > 0:07:51two... Go!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53GUNSHOT
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Button Jam? Where are you?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57MAXUM MUTT BARKS ERIC SCREAMS
0:07:57 > 0:07:58BUTTON JAM SQUEAKS
0:08:00 > 0:08:02ERIC WAILS
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Oof!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Agh! Hot gerbil, hot gerbil!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11If you can't take the heat, Xox,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13stay out of the super pet show!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17ERIC WAILS
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Herr Needles, dodging flame-corns?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Preposterous!
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Mr Mumbles is showing great balance in a fire hydrant zone.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32MAXUM MUTT BARKS
0:08:32 > 0:08:34TREVOR SIGHS
0:08:34 > 0:08:36BUTTON JAM GIGGLES
0:08:36 > 0:08:38TREVOR GASPS Button Jam!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Let's never part again.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41SQUELCH
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Eh.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47ROBOT DOGS BARK
0:08:47 > 0:08:48MR MUMBLES SCREES
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Ooh! Mr Mumbles got the tail end of that bite!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53ERIC SCREAMS
0:08:55 > 0:08:56ROBOT DOGS BARK
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Come on, Mumbles!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02If you want that third addition to your kitty palace,
0:09:02 > 0:09:03you'll do this for me!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09The remaining teams have entered the last leg -
0:09:09 > 0:09:11but will they survive the doggy bombs?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13ERIC WHIMPERS
0:09:13 > 0:09:14ERIC YELPS
0:09:18 > 0:09:20VANA PANTS
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Yes!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25ERIC WAILS
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Grr..
0:09:28 > 0:09:30ERIC GROANS
0:09:30 > 0:09:32CHEERING
0:09:32 > 0:09:34We lost to that animal -
0:09:34 > 0:09:36and his pet?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39This is an embarrassment...
0:09:39 > 0:09:40of riches!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42What super pet skill!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I... I won?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47And the prize for Best In Show goes to...
0:09:48 > 0:09:53..Maxum Mutt, for your exquisite control over your super pet, Eric.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Enjoy your all-you-can-spray flea-spraying prize.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Wha...?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59VANA LAUGHS
0:09:59 > 0:10:02LAUGHTER
0:10:02 > 0:10:04BLART
0:10:04 > 0:10:06ERIC GROANS
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Hey...
0:10:09 > 0:10:11MAXUM MUTT BARKS
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I've got my voice back, so I can hum you to calmness again.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17ERIC HUMS