0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like super heroes Just like super zeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #
0:00:32 > 0:00:33SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- VANA & KITTY:- It's test day today!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36It's test day today!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Tests are the enemy!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42No-one can make us take them! No-one!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Stop avoiding it, Eric! This test is HAPPENING!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Check it out, dude,
0:00:47 > 0:00:49she's foaming at the mouth.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51So get ready to fail.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- BOTH:- No-o-o!
0:00:53 > 0:00:54She's right.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Unless we do that thing where we grab the wall's nose and it screams.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59WA-HA-HA-HO!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oh, you mean pull the fire alarm.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Yeah!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Ah, you've already pulled it 82 times to get out of tests.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Along with the bowel alarm, the typhoon alarm, the body odour alarm.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11PIG SNIFFS, GRUNTS
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- What's that alarm? BOTH:- Huh?
0:01:15 > 0:01:16A gravity alarm.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Sold!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Yuh! Yuh-huh-huh. Ha-ha-ha! BOTH:- Whoa!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hey, the planet's not pulling me down any more.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26What's its problem?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Gah!- Woo-hoo!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Awe-some!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36BANG! A-a-ah.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Zero G pranksters,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40prepare for 100 years of detention!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Oh, my, this is delightful.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49No! These rabble-rousers must be punished!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Oh, it's too enjoyable!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Whee! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55# La-di-da. #
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Wow, Pomplemoose is almost...
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- fun.- Ye-e-e-e ha!
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Oof! ALARM BLARES
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- ALL:- Uh-oh.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05The superintendent has been summoned.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I can't be seen engaging in school time shenanigans. Nyee.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10- ALL:- AH!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12BANG!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Why was I summonsed to this suspicious situation?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19What?! Oh, this alarm?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Nobody pushed it, no rules broken.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25So who left these Pomplemoose-shaped fingerprints on the alarm?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Ha-ha-ha hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Grrr.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I'm fired, aren't I? AREN'T I?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Aren't I?- Yes, yes and yes.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Also I'm deporting you.- To where?
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Wait, you don't mean...
0:02:41 > 0:02:42I do.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I'm sending you back to your hometown.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Freaksville!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50No-o-o-o-o!
0:02:50 > 0:02:51That place is a nightmare!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54A nightma-a-a-are!
0:02:55 > 0:02:56That was harsh...
0:02:56 > 0:02:59-ly rewarding. Woo-hoo!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02No more Pomplemoose to ruin my life and everything in it!
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Wicked.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05But-but-but who's going to run the school now?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I NEED school. We all NEED school, right?
0:03:08 > 0:03:12It will be a long hard search to find someone equally qualified.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- I'll do it.- Done. - What?! She isn't qualified to teach!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I'll investigate that allegation by hiring a qualified investigator.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- I'll do it!- Done.- What?!- Done.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24And while I verify your qualifications... Oh, look, grass!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Wargh! - SMASH!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Maybe Freaksville isn't as awful as I remember it.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Wargh!
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Ah!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40A-A-ARGH!
0:03:40 > 0:03:41It's not.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43It's WORSE!
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Oh-ho-ho-ho...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- SCHOOL BELL RINGS - I am so excited.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53No more Pomplemoose AND one of my best friends...
0:03:53 > 0:03:56ish...is teaching us.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Welcome, class. I need a volunteer
0:03:58 > 0:04:00for a How To Catch Spiky Objects.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01- Eric...- Huh?- ..catch!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Yeow!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Hey!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I didn't volunteer.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07A-A-A-RGH!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14F for the lesson and for not volunteering.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Next lesson - Escaping A Flaming Costume. Anyone?
0:04:18 > 0:04:19- Oh, oh, me, me, me! - Me, me, me, me!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Eric?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Ooh!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25You mean a different Eric, right?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Ah-ha! Wa-ha-ha!- F minus.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Vana is WAY worse than Pomplemoose was.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Only escape from this torture trap is to bring Pomplemoose back.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I thought our only escape was through a tunnel we've been digging
0:04:39 > 0:04:41under the class using chopsticks?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43SNAP!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I will annihilate you!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50It is SO nice to have you back, Pampy.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52We have missed you, old chum.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Are you trying to poison me?- Ha-ha.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57With good neighbouring, you bet.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00In actuality, no. They're oatmeal,
0:05:00 > 0:05:01with the CHUNKY peanut butter chips,
0:05:01 > 0:05:03the ones YOU love.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Om-nom-nom. Yummy!
0:05:07 > 0:05:08BANG! BANG! BANG!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11You tricked me! Now your face-eating beast will devour my skin!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- YAP! YAP! - Oh, Dinky.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16He is just loving him some Pampy.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19He's full of kisses, wet and slobbery ones.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Could these foul things actually be...
0:05:23 > 0:05:24friendly?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Time for a lesson called Check Your Head.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30PIG SQUEALS Eric, what's your neck size?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Eric?
0:05:32 > 0:05:33He and Trevor snuck out.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Since you're the teacher now, I can't help but betray
0:05:36 > 0:05:38even my closest friends to get a good grade. Hn-hn.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42What? No-one sneaks out of my class!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Come on, Kitty, time to dole out some PAIN-ishments!
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Whoa!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Really? The tunnel goes back into the class we're trying to escape?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54That's not where we wanted it to go?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57ERIC SIGHS Bus to Freaksville it is.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- BOTH:- Um.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06CHATTERING
0:06:06 > 0:06:08GULP!
0:06:08 > 0:06:09This is Freaksville?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Where are the constant explosions?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14The laser fights? The acid sprays?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I can't stand it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- AH!- Now THAT'S how a tunnel is dug.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20THEY BOTH GASP
0:06:21 > 0:06:24We'll never find Pomplemoose's house before Vana gets us!
0:06:24 > 0:06:25BOTH: Oof!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29# La-da-dee dee-da-da da-da-da. #
0:06:30 > 0:06:33An extra coat of paint is an extra coat of love.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- BOTH:- Pomplemoose?!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36What happened to you?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39You're even weirder than your usual weird self.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Off my lawn, punks. My friends and I are about to start a bridge game.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Yoo-hoo! Come on, Pampy!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I don't even know what that means.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Where's the angry pain-giving teacher we all hated?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- SLURP! - I got neighbourly.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Plus lemon-ade is so lovely. Who knew?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58That is true.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02But still, Pomplemoose, we need you back.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I have a new life now that's better than my old life,
0:07:05 > 0:07:07so you can tell my old life to GET OFF MY LAWN!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Don't you care about the quality of our educations?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Of our lives?- Meh.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Ye-eagh!- Argh.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18You are SO getting a week's worth of detention!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20See, if you were teaching again,
0:07:20 > 0:07:24you'd give me a month's worth of detention in the sharp object room.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Don't you care about the quality of our punishments?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Yes! Oh, I mean, no!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31That "yes" I shouted first was insincere.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Nrgh.- Stop struggling or you're going in the acid vat again.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37And acid vat with no piranhas or sharks?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39That's amateur hour.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41You had your chance to punish students, Pampy.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Back off!- Back on!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46You can ask the superintendent for a second chance.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Nrgh. Yah!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- ALARM BLARES ALL:- Ah!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Why was I summoned to this...
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Oh, it's this bunch again. Make it fast.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Sir, Pomplemoose wants his job back.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02No, I don't!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Because Vana is terrible at it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05No, I'm not!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07How can we solve this?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Through brutal combat or peaceful dialogue,
0:08:09 > 0:08:10in the form of brutal combat.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I don't "brutal combat" any more.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I lemonade.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Battle me and you'll see what REAL punishment is, Pampy.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Ah!- I do not take that lip from one of my students.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Oh-ho. Former student. - PIG GRUNTS
0:08:24 > 0:08:27You're right, I don't need this any more,
0:08:27 > 0:08:29we have bridge to play...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Too late, I'm already wrathed up!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Ha-a-a-a-a yah!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Eugh! Ya! Ah!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Wa-a-a-gh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41I hadn't put cheese on those yet!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42- Dinky... - YAP! YAP!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43..bone shower!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh-oh! Yah! Ow!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Burgers? Dog bones? La-a-ame.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Where's the black hole power laser cannon when you need one?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I forgot it at home!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Ha-ya!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Uh-oh.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Argh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06My white picket fence is ruined!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10You're MOWING down.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Ee-ee-ee-ee!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Is this a super battle or are they gardening?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Nrgh!- A-a-argh!
0:09:20 > 0:09:21- Woo-hoo-hoo!- Nyeh!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Ah!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, which authority figure is going to win?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I HAVE to know who to suck up to.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Ah!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Whoa, these really are spacious.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40And they have large gas tanks.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43A-a-a-a-argh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49This feeling. The exploding of a student.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Lemonade just can't compare.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- We have a winn... Agh.- Whatever.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58The word "painishment" is still mine. He can't use it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Needles, thank you for reminding me
0:10:00 > 0:10:02how much I enjoy punishing students.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Fresh agony awaits you.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Yippee.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Your dedication to punishment
0:10:08 > 0:10:11is beacon to teachers everywhere! You are reinstated.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14We'll have your house choppered back immediately.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I have a better idea.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Hoo-hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Maybe Vana being our teacher
0:10:20 > 0:10:22wasn't so bad after all.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!