0:00:01 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing
0:00:10 > 0:00:11# Now we rule the school
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# I'm a sidekick, sidekick
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Sidekick, sidekick
0:00:22 > 0:00:23# What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Just like superheroes
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- # But only half as big! - Sidekick! #
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Students and...others,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40this week, some of you will graduate to become full-fledged sidekicks.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- ALL: Yay!- Silence!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I said "SOME of you".
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Others will be held back for yet another year of sidekick training...
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Eugene.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55But for those of you who earn your sidekick diploma at graduation,
0:00:55 > 0:01:00I have one last word of important, life-saving advice.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Meh, you'll figure it out.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Yay!
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Graduat...
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Ow!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Yay!- Woo-hoo!- Yay!
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Argh!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Yay!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19No more school! No more...
0:01:23 > 0:01:27When I said some of you will be becoming full-fledged sidekicks,
0:01:27 > 0:01:28I didn't mean you, Needles.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Is this because of all the cheating?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Nein.- The class napping?- Nein.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34The never showering?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Nein! Ew.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39This is because you are this year's recipient of...
0:01:39 > 0:01:42the Maxum Man Super Scholarship!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Scholarship? But I barely passed.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49True, there were more qualified candidates, namely...all of them,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52but thanks to a generous donation from Maxum Corp,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55you will attend Super University.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Roll film.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Congratulations, Insert Student Name, and get ready
0:01:59 > 0:02:03for the best time of your until-now pathetic sidekicking life.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Welcome to Super University!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09At Super University, you'll study to be a real superhero
0:02:09 > 0:02:13with classes in super posing, super punning...
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Hey, Clint. Shocked to see me?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Heh-heh.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20And, of course, our par-tay.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21FUNKY HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Ooh! Ah-ah!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Mm-mm!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30See you around campus, Insert Student Name.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I'm going to Super University?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I'm going to be a...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Super?! You?!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38YOU?!!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Super orientation starts tomorrow.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Hey, how come you didn't get a scholarship?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44You deserve it way more than I do.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46SHE SCREAMS
0:02:49 > 0:02:52At least I have Pinata Eric to remember you by.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I'll...miss...you...so...much!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00That's so amazing, Eric!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Wouldn't it be so funny if I just held on to you
0:03:03 > 0:03:04so you had to take me with you?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Gulp!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Cock-a-doodle-doo!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Rise and shine, Mr University.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13I made your favourite.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Bacon pancakes?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Bacon waffles?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Scrambled bacon on bacon with a side order of bacon bacon?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21And a freshly squeezed bacon.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28BELL TOLLS, SOBBING
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Ah! I could get used to this!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Don't get too used to it.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Today you move to your new dorm room in Laser Headquarters.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I didn't realise university meant
0:03:37 > 0:03:39giving up the only home I've ever known.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Other than the orphanage.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43And the box they found me in.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44WOMAN GASPS
0:03:46 > 0:03:48HE GURGLES
0:03:48 > 0:03:49PARP!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Oh, boxy! I'm going to miss you most of all.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54And you too, Brain.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Oh, that is sweet.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Hyah!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Aaagh!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05HE GROANS
0:04:09 > 0:04:12What's up? What's your major? Want to start a super study group?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Race you to the...
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Maxum Mutt? You're...
0:04:16 > 0:04:18You're not ripping me to shreds.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21He can smell the Maxum on you, kid.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Right, Melvin?- Mom, it's Mel now!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Ha-ha!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Now show Eric the suit.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Eric Needles, from this day forth,
0:04:35 > 0:04:38you will be known as Maxum Eric!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Whoa!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Why don't you take it for a test flight, son?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48You mean I can fly?
0:04:48 > 0:04:53With that suit you can do anything Maxum Man can do.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Just take it easy at first.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56CLANG!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00GROANS: This is going to be awesome!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03ALARM BELL RINGS
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Not so fast, villains!
0:05:07 > 0:05:12There's a new soon-to-be-super in town - Maxum Eric!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14PARP!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Mmm, chilli dog!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20PEOPLE CHEER
0:05:20 > 0:05:22We love you, Maxum Eric!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Grr!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Uh-oh.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Ah-ha-ha!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Ha-ha! Skidmarks!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35SHE SCREAMS
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Worry not, citizens.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Maxum Eric is here!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47All right, meteor, Maxum Heat Vision go!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Not X-ray vision! Heat! Heat!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Aaaah!
0:05:55 > 0:05:56CRASH!
0:05:56 > 0:05:57CAR ALARM BLARES
0:05:57 > 0:05:58ERIC GROANS
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Hey, I wonder what Vana is up to.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Maxum X-ray Vision go!
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Heat Ray Vision, X-ray Vision - this hero stuff is kind of tricky.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17VANA SCREAMS
0:06:17 > 0:06:19What? Another meteor?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21And it's huge!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27OK, really giant meteor, this time I'm sticking to the basics.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Good old Maxum Strength.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Ha! I did it! I...
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Um, where's the moon?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I just destroyed the moon, didn't I?
0:06:42 > 0:06:46And the final pick in the sidekick draft goes to, um...
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Um, who are you?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Not Evile Guy!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53And I pick Trevor Troublemeyer to be my sidekick.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54HE SNORES
0:06:56 > 0:06:57What?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01And now I take down the supers from the inside.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02HE CACKLES
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Sweet! Let's take 'em down!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07What? Oh, you heard that?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Hey, guys. Sorry I'm...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Give the kid some room.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Ow!- Argh!- Ah!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Thanks, Maxum Mom. Sorry I'm late.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I got held up on a super, uh...
0:07:20 > 0:07:25- glueing-the-moon-back-together mission.- That sounds so exciting!
0:07:25 > 0:07:30Being a soon-to-be-super is exciting and all, but it's pretty hard, too.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I kind of thought supering would be, I don't know...easier.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Still better than being a sidekick. Am I right?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yeah! It's way better...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42HE SIGHS
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Students, faculty, graduation marks the moment that
0:07:45 > 0:07:47you officially become sidekicks.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Or, in Eric's case, something far, far, far better!
0:07:51 > 0:07:52HE GURGLES
0:07:52 > 0:07:56But until each of you have your diploma...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58you are still mine!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00And as per tradition, I have one final test for you.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03RUMBLING
0:08:03 > 0:08:05THEY GASP
0:08:14 > 0:08:15IT ROARS
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Meet Robo Dragon!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21IT BELLOWS
0:08:21 > 0:08:23ASSORTED PARPING
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Retrieve your diploma from Robo Dragon, and you graduate.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Fail, and you must start Sidekick School all over again.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Any questions?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34No more questions! Go!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Hyaah!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Hey, Eric! I'm a marshmallow!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48BATTLE CRY
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Get in there, kiddo, and grab your diploma!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57IT GROWLS
0:09:00 > 0:09:02All right, Robo Dragon,
0:09:02 > 0:09:05you may be a virtually indestructible mechanical monster
0:09:05 > 0:09:07and I may have just peed my pants,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10but that diploma is mine!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Hoo-hoo!
0:09:29 > 0:09:30CRASHING
0:09:34 > 0:09:36IT ROARS
0:09:46 > 0:09:48THEY GASP
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Eric!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54SHE SOBS
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- ALL:- Yay!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Eric! Eric! Eric!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Woo-hoo! We all get to graduate!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Yay!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10All righty, now to find which one is my diploma.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Maxum X-ray Vision, go!
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Um, oops.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Oh, come on!
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Once again, Eric has snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26It's back to Sidekick School for everyone!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31HE GROANS
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Uh-oh.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37It was an accident! An accident!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39PUNCHING
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Oh, no!