0:00:08 > 0:00:09Mum?
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Mm-hm?
0:00:10 > 0:00:14What...what are you doing?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- I'm your new teacher, sweetie. - SHE CHORTLES
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Today's assignment.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22The Teenage Brain.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Inside...
0:00:27 > 0:00:30..Lily's Diary.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Everyone, turn to page 29.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39CLASS TITTERS
0:00:46 > 0:00:48NO!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55So, Lily. You don't think Hitler was evil?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Erm...That's right.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Want to tell us WHY Hitler wasn't evil?
0:01:05 > 0:01:06SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Erm, Hitler was vegetarian.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14And we all know how cows' bottoms create major greenhouse gases.
0:01:14 > 0:01:22So he was...an environmentalist.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24An eco-warrior, you might say.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Well.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30He was a vegetarian.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- The diary dream again?- Mm-hm.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Now everyone thinks you like Hitler. Ha-ha!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09So awkward!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13FEEDBACK OVER TANNOY
0:02:14 > 0:02:16'Is it on?'
0:02:16 > 0:02:17'I don't think it's on.'
0:02:19 > 0:02:20STACCATO BUZZING
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Oh, why do I bother?!
0:02:23 > 0:02:24FEEDBACK AND BUZZING
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Arrrgh!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27YOU. WILL. DO. AS. I. SAY!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29LOW-PITCHED FEEDBACK
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Oh! It is on.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Attention, students.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36'Big news.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41'The national Young Inventors competition is coming to our school.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45This is our chance to shine on the national stage.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49'Please register your teams by the end of the week.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Don't let us down. We have a real chance of winning this!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54BUZZING
0:02:54 > 0:02:56'Oh, we have no chance of winning this.'
0:02:56 > 0:02:57FEEDBACK
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Ooh, look at you, you're beside yourself.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04I couldn't be more excited.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Finally, a proper competition!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09National!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Team Fish back in action.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Team Fish?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Fi for Fitzgerald...
0:03:15 > 0:03:18S for Salford...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20H for...Where's Lily?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22She's ruining my explanation.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Lils? Did you hear Mrs Griggs, then?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Do you want to team up?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32You and me?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Well, I always do badly at this stuff and I figured, if I had you,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I might actually pass something for a change.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43What would, what would we be called? Like a couple name, like Brangelina?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44What about Mally or...
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I was thinking The A-Team.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48A-Team's good.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Seeing as I might finally get an A?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Let's meet round your crib for a brain sesh?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Meet round your what for a what-what?!
0:03:58 > 0:03:59I thought you'd be happy for me.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01I didn't even have to trick him or anything!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Lily!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06On a different team?
0:04:06 > 0:04:07I think you broke Martha.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10But it's just this once. You won't miss me.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12You can't spell "FISH" without the H!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Is that the only reason I'm on the team?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- OK, I've come up with a solution. - What?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- You cancel Matt.- Excuse me?
0:04:19 > 0:04:24It's the only way. Together, we're a perfect, finely-balanced team.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Jas is the protons, I am the electrons and you're the neutrons.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30You can't have an atom without the neutron!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'm sorry, you'll have to cancel the ion.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Who's the ion?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Matt. Is no-one listening?!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39This has nothing to do with atomic theory, for once.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41You just can't handle change.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I can handle change just fine.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44- Can't.- Can.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Really? Then why do you never change your hair?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Or walk a different way to school?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Or, why do you freak out if someone sits in your chair?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Who's been sitting in my chair?!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I can change. Join Matt's team, I don't care.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59But don't come running back
0:04:59 > 0:05:02when he wants to invent an edible football, or something.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04That is actually genius.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06You don't mean that.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08You'll cave in and beg me to come back
0:05:08 > 0:05:10cos the change will eat away at you.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14I'll bet you my Stephen Hawking talking alarm clock I don't!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17You're on.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Do you think maybe Lily had a point?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Absolutely not.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46You're sitting in my seat.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57See?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Easy-going Martha.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Rolling with the punches.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01What does that mean?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10"Adjust to difficult events as they happen".
0:06:10 > 0:06:11I've got something to cheer you up.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18SOPPY MUSIC
0:06:18 > 0:06:19MUSIC GRINDS TO A HALT
0:06:19 > 0:06:21That won't be necessary.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22I've already found her replacement.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Roxanne Bunce.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Roxanne Bunce.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Why does that name sound familiar?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33She was only the best thing to happen to Year 8!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35She was incredible.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36A total legend.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Nope. Can't place her.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50She beat a thousand applicants
0:06:50 > 0:06:53to go to France on an engineering programme.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Can you imagine what Team Fisb will be able to achieve?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Team Fisb?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Ends in B for Bunce instead of H for...
0:07:02 > 0:07:03SOPPY MUSIC STARTS AND CUTS OUT
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Yeah, I know what it means.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08What kind of name is that?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10It's the sound of victory.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Where are you going?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Oh, I have to greet this exchange programme girl coming back today.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27Mrs Griggs made me Head of Student Body Questions for Exchange Kids.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28That's a made-up title.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I knew it!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38How's "a" Team?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41No, it's "A-Team".
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Matt and I came up with an app last night,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47that converts texts into audio and vice versa.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's for the visually impaired.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Well, that's nothing.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Wait till you see what we three come up with.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55We three?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I'm glad you asked.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I've replaced you with one of the smartest people in the school.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02It's just possible we'll finally solve flying cars
0:08:02 > 0:08:04or meals in a pill.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07What's up with her?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09She's rolling with the punches.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11This isn't even my seat.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14We're Team Fisb now.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16"Team Fisb"?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19The B is for Roxanne Bunce.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Bunce.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Why does that name ring a bell?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26FEEDBACK
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- SPEECH ECHOES:- Precision engineering.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35That is what I hope to achieve in my upcoming trip to France.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Nope. Nothing.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Hello, everyone.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44One of our brightest students, Roxanne Bunce,
0:08:44 > 0:08:48is returning home from her exchange programme in Paris today.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51She will say a brief hello, and then Matt Furnish,
0:08:51 > 0:08:57Head of Student Body Questions for Exchange Kids, will ask her
0:08:57 > 0:09:01questions about her time there, on behalf of the student body.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Please give her a warm welcome!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Bonjour, tout le monde.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Er...
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Uh, I'm sorry. I can't stop speaking French!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16But I'm really happy to be back.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Thank you, Roxanne.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Oh, I'm Roxy now, Mrs G.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Roxy?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24"Mrs G"?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27ROMANTIC MUSIC
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Wow.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Matt Furnish.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Who's...Matt Furnish?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37You're Matt Furnish!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Me?!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Sorry. I, uh...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45He's tongue-tied.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Matt Furnish doesn't get tongue-tied!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Roxy, could you tell us something you learned as part of
0:09:54 > 0:09:57your time on the engineering programme in Paris?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Well, I learned that shoes and bags should always match,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02and never wear tights with open-toed shoes.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03She's matching clothes?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Roxanne Bunce doesn't match clothes!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Am I the only one rolling with the punches here? I like her.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22So, what do you think about using open-source speech recognition code?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26How do you think she gets her hair so shiny?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30She's like one of those Disney animated princesses.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31They turn into witches, you know.
0:10:31 > 0:10:37I really want to meet her properly, talk to her, but I just freeze up.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Really? I hadn't noticed(!)
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yeah. I just seem to get tongue-tied.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I NEVER get tongue-tied!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I think it's because she's so smart.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Something the matter?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53No. I, I just don't like change!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Has this ever happened to you?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Getting tongue-tied around someone.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Yeah.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59What do you do?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I text you...THEM.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02I, I text them.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04That's genius!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06You're so smart, Lils. Can you help me talk to her?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Fake fur is made from acrylic polymers
0:11:13 > 0:11:17that come from fossil fuels, so the thing is, is to wear fake fake fur,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- if you want to be truly ethical. - I do! I do!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Who thinks we should begin our brainstorming session
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- for the Young Inventors idea? - Ooh, me!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I was thinking we could do something from the engineering category,
0:11:28 > 0:11:30to draw on your expertise.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Oh, sure. We could do that,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34but, well, that stuff doesn't get a lot of buzz, though, does it?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Buzz?- Yeah, you know.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I was thinking we should be focusing on more famous science?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Stuff that gets noticed, like denim, or cheese in a can?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I LOVE cheese in a can!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47PHONE TEXT ALERT
0:11:49 > 0:11:50What is it?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh, it's this boy from school.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54He didn't used to know I exist and
0:11:54 > 0:11:57now...he's texting me.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01"You were under my nose all this time and I didn't notice.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04"But now you've blossomed, like the flower you're named after,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06"and all I see is you."
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, that's so beautiful!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Can we get back to the...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I don't know what to text back!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14He's so cool. And I don't know how to speak cool.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I speak cool.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18He called you a flower, right?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Tell him he's a bee you don't mind buzzing around.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23And then ask him to meet up,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26where you guys can "be one garden paradise".
0:12:26 > 0:12:29I can't go on a date! I wouldn't know what to say.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Don't worry about that.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Knowing what to say is my speciality.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Wait a minute, isn't "Lily" a flower?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Er...Roxy's a flower, too. More of a weed, actually.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45TEXT ALERT
0:12:45 > 0:12:46She just texted back!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49She says she wants to form "a garden paradise".
0:12:49 > 0:12:50I think she means "date".
0:12:50 > 0:12:52But you can't!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54You clam up in person, remember?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56You'll just have to settle for one of those
0:12:56 > 0:12:58wave-across-the-room sort of relationships.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- Unless... - What unless? There's no unless.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02We could use the app!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I could have my phone under the table
0:13:04 > 0:13:06and you use the app to tell me what to say.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08That actually IS a good idea.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Where was this mind in the brainstorming session?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12You and me, Lils, a team.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Together we've invented the app that will set me up with Roxy!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Hey. How's Roxy working out? Terrible, I bet.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28As a matter of fact, she's working out great.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Just last night we were talking about
0:13:30 > 0:13:32other foods you could get into a can.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Three words - spray-on cake.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Really? No possibility of...
0:13:36 > 0:13:39getting me back on the team? There'd be no shame in it.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42And lose the momentum of Team Fisb? Never.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I'm normally the one that submits the entry form.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Oh, well, er, things change, right?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51We're all rolling with the punches.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55As a matter of fact, I'm entrusting Roxy with submitting the entry form.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03So, here I go, entrusting Roxy
0:14:03 > 0:14:05with submitting the entry form.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Can I get a copy of your new app?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16You know someone visually impaired?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18I know someone socially impaired.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21I'm schooling her in Cool.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Testing, testing, do you read me?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33TEXT ALERT
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I am actually reading you.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36She's coming!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Hey.- Hey.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51TEXT ALERT
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Bonjour.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55TEXT ALERT
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Yo.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Getting your text was like being hit by awesome lightning.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Well, that's no wonder.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Mobile phones attract lightning.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14You shouldn't use them in a lightning storm.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Who is this guy? Her mum?!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18TEXT ALERT
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I meant like a...happy accident.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27Like dropping a chocolate bar in a deep...frier.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30What?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Oh, nothing. Just something YOU'D say.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38If we're not meant to have a midnight snack,
0:15:38 > 0:15:41then why is there a light in the fridge?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46You, er, mention food a lot.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47TEXT ALERT
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Uh, yeah.
0:15:50 > 0:15:56Three words - I, sleep, eat.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Jas, is that you?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Lily?
0:16:07 > 0:16:08JAS!
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Oh, boy.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19This was you?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21You are the worst date...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23How could you help Roxy get Matt like that?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26I didn't know it was Matt she liked!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Wait. Why would YOU help Matt get Roxy like that?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35So.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Isn't it weird how you don't see baby pigeons?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41That IS weird!
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Is that true about mobile phones and lightning?
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Can we focus, please?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52The date!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57TEXT ALERT
0:17:00 > 0:17:03OK, it's been a lovely date but I've, er,...
0:17:03 > 0:17:05..got to go now.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07TEXT ALERT
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Yeah, shall we do it again?
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Ow!
0:17:11 > 0:17:12TEXT ALERT
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Or not.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Bye now!
0:17:20 > 0:17:21OK, OK.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24This is good!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- How is this good?- Think about it.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29If we can control what they say, we can make them say stuff
0:17:29 > 0:17:31that'll put them off each other!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Evil Cupid!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I don't want them to hate each other. They can be friends.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Just find each other kind of gross.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Right, right. So just ease them apart.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41I'll fix everything.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Just get Matt to arrange a second date with Roxy
0:17:43 > 0:17:45and we'll break them up in no time.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Oh, hello!- What is this? Hmm?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I don't know, you're moving it too fast.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15Let me tell you. It says here our Young Inventor Competition entry
0:18:15 > 0:18:17is a "global dance craze".
0:18:17 > 0:18:19You know, like Gangnam Style. They're very lucrative,
0:18:19 > 0:18:21and affect the world in a positive way.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Our invention was a gadget to reduce exhaust gases!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Yeah, I tweaked it.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29A dance is not an invention!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Sure it is. It's in the Media category.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37And it's not a dance. It's a dance craze. Social data mapping.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40We go viral, sit back and let the props roll in, yo.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I don't know what any of those words mean.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53OK, so it's one, two, three-flex,
0:18:53 > 0:18:56four, five, six, dazzle!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00A craze only works when you do it in unison!
0:19:00 > 0:19:01OK, from the top.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03One, two, three-flex,
0:19:03 > 0:19:06four, five, six, dazzle!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Erm, what is this?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Our invention!
0:19:12 > 0:19:13That's right.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Which is not only lucrative but affects people in a positive way.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Yeah, Martha's loving it, aren't you, Martha?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27OK, so once again from the top.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29One, two, three-flex,
0:19:29 > 0:19:31four, five, six, dazzle!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48SERENE MUSIC
0:19:53 > 0:19:54MUSIC CUTS OUT
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Is it me, or are you not enjoying change so much as you say?
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Look on the bright side.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05At least it can't get any worse.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Sorry I'm late.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Our outfits arrived.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Outfits?!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12So it can get worse.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18OK, but now it can't get any worse.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21They're for our dance routine presentation in front of the school.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26I'm wrong. There are no limits to how bad this can get.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28SHE GROANS
0:20:33 > 0:20:37OK, so I got Matt to arrange another date with Roxy. Now what?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43What's this?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45I've written us a script to follow for this date,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48so there are no surprises this time.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50And we'll be talking directly into their ears.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53So there are no predictive texting problems.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Where have you been?
0:21:00 > 0:21:01It's about to start!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Sorry. Mrs Jones grabbed me.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05She wants me to stack books in the library!
0:21:05 > 0:21:06What?!
0:21:06 > 0:21:11It's OK. I know my script off by heart, and I'll bring my phone in.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Let's have a good break-up!
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Matt, are you ready?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21She's coming!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Hello, Roxy. How it gladdens me to see you again.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35How have you been since our last disastrous meeting?
0:21:36 > 0:21:40I have been well. Thanks for asking, Matt. And you?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Well also.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47But I am troubled.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49What about?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Erm, subject or alphabetical?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Subject or alphabetical?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Huh?- Oh, just put them up any old way. Mrs Jones won't notice.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I worry that you're too good for me, Roxy.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12I worry you're too good for me, Roxy.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Oh, no!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Oh, no.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21And you must worry that I'm too good for you.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23No, no, no!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26No, no, no!
0:22:26 > 0:22:27YES!
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Yes!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Why are you doing this to me? - Why are you doing this to me?
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Inferior! You're...
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Inferior!
0:22:44 > 0:22:45We...
0:22:45 > 0:22:46..Would be better off apart!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55'You call that easing apart?!'
0:22:55 > 0:22:59I'd call that sledgehammering apart!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Hi, I just came to...
0:23:12 > 0:23:15..bleed from my eyeballs.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Ollie, can I ask you something?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Please don't ask me about fashion. Please don't ask me about fashion!
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Do you think I can handle change?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28If I say "yes", will you go back to being normal?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- What do you mean? - I don't like the new you.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34She dresses weird and dances in unison.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36You sound like YOU don't like change.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39I don't like change! What's wrong with that?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- STEPHEN HAWKING:- 'Wake up and smell the coffee.'
0:23:43 > 0:23:48You're right, Stephen. Lily wins. She gets to have you.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50'It is a new dawn.'
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I'm sorry it went so wrong.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09I...got called away by Mrs Jones.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11It's not your fault.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13It's not like you planned it.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Uh-huh?
0:24:15 > 0:24:20I guess she and me just weren't meant to be.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Well, that's what I wrote...Thought!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25It's a good thing, right?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33We can't affect people in a positive way if you're miserable.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36TEXT ALERT
0:24:43 > 0:24:46OK, we've got to ease them back together.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Evil Cupid turns good!
0:24:56 > 0:25:01OK, so, er, one, two, three, flex,
0:25:01 > 0:25:04four, five, six, dazzle.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05KNOCK AT WINDOW
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Roxy! Come to the window!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I'm sorry I said the things I said.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I don't know where it came from. It was like I was possessed.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16It was like I was possessed!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Ask him why he acted that way.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Why did you act that way?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Because I was nervous and...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I was nervous! And I just wanted...
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I don't want to be invisible any more!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Then come and be on my team and...
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Then come on my team and I'll see you all the time!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Lily?
0:25:40 > 0:25:45- Argh!- Erm, I just wanted to say that you were right, and...
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Martha? Can I come back to Team Fish?
0:25:49 > 0:25:53I miss you and I liked things just the way they were.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Yeah!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Erm, what's behind your back?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Oh, erm,
0:26:00 > 0:26:02it's my Stephen Hawking alarm clock.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14So that's everything, really.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18In a nutshell, the "Lily" app uses voice recognition to make
0:26:18 > 0:26:21people's lives easier, but it can also be used to ask out girls.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Thank you.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24APPLAUSE
0:26:27 > 0:26:28You called it the Lily app?
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Seemed to fit.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Where's Roxy?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Oh. She left the team.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Turns out we weren't that great together.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39We couldn't talk on our own.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40It wasn't like with you.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46And now please welcome Team Fish,
0:26:46 > 0:26:50with their unique dance craze, the Munka Munka!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52APPLAUSE
0:26:59 > 0:27:03UPBEAT TECHNO
0:27:19 > 0:27:21APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:27:34 > 0:27:36ENTHUSIASTIC CHEERING