0:00:03 > 0:00:06Surely they can't make us do this.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08It's child labour.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Yeah, well, at least you're not wearing clothes from lost property.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20You need to be on the other side of the net.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Oh.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43- Good shot.- Thanks!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01CHEERING
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Yes! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- CROWD:- Martha! Martha! Martha!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Can't go on...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Bag too heavy...
0:02:13 > 0:02:14What have you got in there?
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Library books.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Research for this year's Excellence in the Written Word competition.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Lucky for me, I don't need books. My brain is my library.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Martha, remind me who won last year.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's not the winning, it's the taking part.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31And last year, Lily "took part" best.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Yeah, using books - books from the actual library.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I nearly broke my back THAT year, as well.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Good job this'll all be over in a couple of days...
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Two days, you say?
0:02:44 > 0:02:45It completely slipped my mind.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Just 172,800 seconds until I beat Lily.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Come on, do up your laces and let's go.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04That's the second time since we left yours.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Third.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09It's these laces. My mum made them...
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Cool.- ..out of elastic from her old pants.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Cool squared!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- CAR ENGINE STARTS - OK, step away from the laces.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21MARTHA GASPS Hey! Stop! My bag!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27My library books! What am I going to do?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Don't panic, it'll be fine.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32How?! How will this be fine?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Well, they'll have a really interesting adventure.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I don't care about my books' adventures!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40They're due back today!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I'll get banned from the library.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I won't be allowed any more books -
0:03:44 > 0:03:46and I won't be able to win back my trophy.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Ahem, my trophy.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Relax, it'll be OK. I'm sure the librarian will understand.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Unless Mrs "No Excuses" Jones is on duty, of course.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59It's been nice knowing you.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08SCANNER BEEPS
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Lily.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I trust you enjoyed the books,
0:04:15 > 0:04:18which, as we both know, are due back today.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Yeah, well, it's a funny story, actually...
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Funny?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Well, there's definitely a story -
0:04:26 > 0:04:28a true story...
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Um... I lent them to another student...
0:04:32 > 0:04:37..and, er...this student temporarily mislaid them.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Does this careless student have a name?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Uh...
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Clementine.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Last name?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Moustache. Clementine Moustache.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55JAS LAUGHS, TURNS INTO COUGH
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Pips.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58No eating in the library!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07There's no Clementine Moustache registered at this school.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Not yet - she's officially starting tomorrow.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12She's been studying abroad.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Milan, Dubai... She's Lily's...
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Cousin...- ..niece. - ..niece.- ..cousin.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Well, which is it?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Both. It's complicated.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30I shall verify Clementine's sorry existence with Mrs Griggs -
0:05:30 > 0:05:31but she sounds like trouble.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33And you know what I do with trouble?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Ban it!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41"Clementine Moustache"?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43What were you thinking?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I wasn't thinking, I was panicking!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49And as soon as Mrs Jones checks with Mrs Griggs, I'm finished.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51There's no way out of this one.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I can think of a way out.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Convince Mrs Griggs that Clementine exists.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58How?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Phone her and pretend to be Martha's mum.- What?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Your mum's the chair of the governors,
0:06:03 > 0:06:05so we pose as her and tell Mrs Griggs
0:06:05 > 0:06:08that Clementine's transferring to our school.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Brilliant.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12And when Clementine never shows up?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15We leave Mrs Griggs a message saying that Clementine's...
0:06:16 > 0:06:18..exploded...
0:06:19 > 0:06:22..or just moved to a different area.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Case closed. Problem solved.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27"Thank you, Jas." That's OK, don't mention it.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30And who's going to pose as my mother in this insane scheme?
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Well, Lily's a gibbering wreck - no offence.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38I'm, well, me - no offence - none taken - which only leaves...
0:06:39 > 0:06:43I can't convince Mrs Griggs that I'm my own mother!
0:06:43 > 0:06:49Of course you can. Just be scary and emotionless, like a robot.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50It might just work...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52We're violating at least three school policies
0:06:52 > 0:06:54even discussing this plan.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Please...?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Besides, I should be working on my essay, so I can beat you.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02PHONE RINGS
0:07:05 > 0:07:08'Hello? Hello?'
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Please?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13'Speak!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16'Speak to me!'
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Stephanie, it's Mrs Fitzgerald.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Hello. Um...how are you?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Since when do I do small talk? - Of course.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28The board has decreed that a new student will be starting tomorrow.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Right. That sounds... - Don't interrupt.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34She's of the female variety. Year 8.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37And Lily Hampton's...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Cousin.- Niece. - Niece.- Cousin.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41..relative.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45According to the dossier, she's clever, sporty,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47musical and artistic...
0:07:48 > 0:07:52..with a passion for ballet, tap and modern.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53- HAIRSPRAY HISSES - Shh!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Did you just shush me?!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Heavens, no. Just... Must be a bad line.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02MRS GRIGGS HISSES
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Her name is Clementine Moustache.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Repeat it back to me. - Clementine Moustache?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Oh - you mentioned "ballet, tap and modern".
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I did.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17She could be my new leading lady, in Jazz Hands!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24You will inform Mrs Jones of Clementine Moustache's arrival
0:08:24 > 0:08:25immediately following this call.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Message received and understood?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Roger that! By which I mean, yes. Thank you for your...
0:08:31 > 0:08:32PHONE HANGS UP
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Wow. Just... wow!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I saw Matt do it -
0:08:46 > 0:08:48in my dreams.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50I think it's called a "fist bump".
0:08:50 > 0:08:53OK, so we ring back tonight leaving Mrs Griggs a message,
0:08:53 > 0:08:56saying Clementine's exploded -
0:08:56 > 0:08:57or whatever...
0:08:59 > 0:09:01..and it's bye-bye Clementine Moustache!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's a shame, really. We could have been BFFs...
0:09:08 > 0:09:10..or BFs.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Well, definitely Fs.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24KEYBOARD TAPS
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Going to win you a little roommate, Mr Trophy.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Can't have you being lonely for another year.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Ooh, that's good.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Award-winning.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58First prize award-winning.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Right, Clementine...
0:10:09 > 0:10:13you can have my mouth, Lily's forehead,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15and what shall we do with your hair?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Chess club, archery, sewing and crafts... Oh, she'll love that.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32My, my, Clementine, you are a busy girl!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Trendy haircuts?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Clementine knows all about them.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43"This cut was all the rage at Milan Fashion Week."
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Yes!
0:10:58 > 0:10:59I can hand it in early!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06COMPUTER BEEPS MODEM SCREECHES
0:11:06 > 0:11:07SHE YELPS
0:11:09 > 0:11:11No-no-no-no-no!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Please don't do this! Please don't do this!
0:11:13 > 0:11:14SHE YELPS
0:11:18 > 0:11:20We have a code lilac.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I repeat, a code lilac.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24This is not a test.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Well, it's a virus, obviously.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32A beautiful specimen.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33I've never seen coding like it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Everything's gone.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Control, Alt, Deleted - as we say in the trade...
0:11:41 > 0:11:43SHE YELPS
0:11:43 > 0:11:45It's wiped out every device in the house.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I'm going to have to recover the hard drives from scratch.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50It'll take about a week.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54But my essay is due in tomorrow!
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- I need to start again - now! - You can.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01You'll just have to do it by hand. SHE YELPS
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- I wish you wouldn't do that. - I wish this hadn't happened.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Martha?
0:12:10 > 0:12:14You won't tell anyone about...this...will you?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16SHE YELPS
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I'll just take that as a no.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29So, Lily - was your school ID lost, stolen,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32eaten by a pet and/or sibling,
0:12:32 > 0:12:35sold, put in the washing machine, or other?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Does it have the option,
0:12:38 > 0:12:41"I was doing up my underpant elastic shoelaces
0:12:41 > 0:12:43"and a car drove off with it"?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I'll just tick "Other".
0:12:45 > 0:12:50It's all the rage in Milan, according to Clementine Moustache.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Clementine Moustache?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Excuse me?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Oh, nothing.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I was just...hearing things.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Jazz Hands!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Any other tips for the new kid at school?
0:13:33 > 0:13:34PHONE BEEPS
0:13:38 > 0:13:41In the canteen, the vending machine eats your change,
0:13:41 > 0:13:45the cutlery already has food on it, and NEVER eat the fish fingers!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49They refused to cook fish fingers at my old school.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Ask me why.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Why?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55They had bigger fish to fry!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Ha, I made Matt LOL!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I made Matt LOL!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Clementine made Matt LOL. Clementine made Matt LOL.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17How's it going?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I've calculated my average words per minute
0:14:20 > 0:14:22and how many minutes there are until the deadline,
0:14:22 > 0:14:26then factored in sustainability variables and unforeseeable risks
0:14:26 > 0:14:28to plot this chart.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34If I follow it to the letter, I'll complete my essay on time.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Which means...?
0:14:37 > 0:14:38I don't have time to talk.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Hey, Lils. What you doing?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Shh! Lost, Mr Furnish?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48The gymnasium is down the hall.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Thanks for caring, Mrs Jones, but I've found what I was looking for.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Sorry.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Don't worry, that's OK.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02You never told me you had a cousin.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Because I don't.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Your sense of humour is just like Clementine's.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09You know about Clementine?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Shh! Last warning, Mr Furnish.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15We've met.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16What? Where?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Online. But I was kind of hoping you could introduce me,
0:15:20 > 0:15:22seeing as you're blood and all.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24But it can't appear as a set up.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27It's got to be, "Oh, fancy meeting you here"
0:15:27 > 0:15:28and I'll take it from there.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Huh?- I've got it!
0:15:32 > 0:15:36You could arrange for us to sit together at the essay awards thingy.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Is that cool?
0:15:38 > 0:15:39- Yeah...- Sweet!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Right, Mr Furnish. Time to vacate the premises.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50The film was way, way better.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58How does Matt know about Clementine?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01How can he have met her online?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- BOTH:- Jas!
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Shh!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Tell us everything.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08You're going to love this.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Clementine's clever, she's funny, she's sporty,
0:16:11 > 0:16:13she's a chess club queen...
0:16:13 > 0:16:15and you should see her grades.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Girls, meet Clementine!
0:16:22 > 0:16:23What have you done to her hair?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25I got a little creative.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27You created a monster.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30No, I've created the most popular kid in school.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Six teachers voted for her?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37She built them an app that automatically grades homework.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I only did this - all of it -
0:16:41 > 0:16:43to keep Lily out of trouble.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45The more proof that Clementine exists,
0:16:45 > 0:16:47the more people will think she's real.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48What else have you done?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51You know I said Clementine's great at everything?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Yeah?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55And you know Mrs Griggs' dance troupe, Jazz Hands?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Yeah?- Well...
0:17:00 > 0:17:04How is Clementine going to audition for The Lion Queen?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07DRUMROLL
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Without further ado,
0:17:09 > 0:17:13I'd like to introduce the newest addition to Jazz Hands -
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Clementine Moustache!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:19 > 0:17:24Now, Ollie, as we agreed, in exchange for - well, doing this -
0:17:24 > 0:17:27You get my signed photo of Professor Brian Schmidt,
0:17:27 > 0:17:28which I know you've wanted
0:17:28 > 0:17:31ever since he touched it with his lovely pen.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I don't care about his pen.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36I care about his research into cosmological probes.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39One more minute...
0:17:39 > 0:17:40I'll miss you so.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Let the show begin! - APPLAUSE
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- I've changed my mind. - You can't back out now!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Those kids have come to see you.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56No, they haven't - they're all on detention.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Apart from Matt. He's here to see Clementine -
0:17:59 > 0:18:01and that's nearly sort of you!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Clementine Moustache?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Think like a lion, move like a lion.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08You are a lion.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- APPLAUSE - They'll eat him alive.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
0:19:04 > 0:19:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Encore!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19They loved you, they really loved you!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Computers... Circuit boards...
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Binary numbers...
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Must...purge...my...soul...
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Let's get you cleaned up before someone comes.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Hey, Clementine. That was awesome!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I've never seen anyone dance like that before. Where did you learn?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39What's wrong? Why aren't you saying something?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42It's because he's...SHE's... still in character!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44When she's in that mask, she IS a lion.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Isn't that right, Clementine?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Wow. That's dedicated. Let's take the mask off, then...
0:19:49 > 0:19:51OLLIE ROARS
0:19:52 > 0:19:54So wild, so untamed!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Yeah... Lily's setting us up at that essay awards thingy.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Do you think I've got a chance?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02With Clementine, anything can happen.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Growl!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Shhh!- Sorry.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24SCANNER BEEPS
0:20:30 > 0:20:32There's no barcode.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I don't make the rules, I just have the pleasure of enforcing them.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Um... It's not my essay!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- What? Well, whose is it?- It's...
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Clementine Moustache's.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Yes, your niece... - Cousin.- Cousin?- Niece.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Exactly - and as you know, she's banned from the library,
0:20:51 > 0:20:52so she couldn't hand it herself
0:20:52 > 0:20:55And she doesn't have a barcode sticker thingy
0:20:55 > 0:20:58because she's only just started here.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's highly irregular.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Please accept it, Mrs Jones. She's worked so hard.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08And she really needs to win this competition again.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10I mean, for the first time.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12For you, I'll allow it.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Thank you so much...
0:21:16 > 0:21:19which is what I imagine Clementine would say.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Finished. 3,000 of the finest words you will ever read -
0:21:27 > 0:21:29written by hand.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30I knew you'd do it.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Thanks, Lily.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Oh, and, good luck!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Oh... Thanks, and you.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Oh, it looks like they've posted
0:21:46 > 0:21:48the Excellence in the Written Word results.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh. I might go and take a look.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Yes. So might I.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Yes! Yes...
0:22:07 > 0:22:09You entered as Clementine?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Well, I had to. I lost my barcode.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13But I still won...
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Yes!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18No, you didn't. Clementine did.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20They chose her because she's popular.
0:22:20 > 0:22:26She creates apps for teachers, sets hair trends, and makes Matt LOL.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29You turned this into a popularity contest.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Second place is still good.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33You're not even listening.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35How long do you think you can keep this going?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37What are you going to do
0:22:37 > 0:22:40when Clementine doesn't show up at the awards ceremony, huh?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Well...I'll accept it on her behalf.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Come clean, Lily. This is getting out of hand.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51I can't.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Who are you?
0:23:14 > 0:23:15You OK?
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Try the opposite of OK.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20KO...?
0:23:22 > 0:23:27Here we are again. Another year, another award, blah, blah, etc.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31So, in third place, we have Jasmine Salford.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34In second place, Martha Fitzgerald.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38But the winner of the award for Excellence in the Written Word -
0:23:38 > 0:23:40and quite possibly the finest dancer
0:23:40 > 0:23:44to ever grace these hallowed halls - is...
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Clementine Moustache! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Clementine Moustache?
0:24:11 > 0:24:16I'm afraid Clementine can't be here, because...
0:24:16 > 0:24:17AUDIENCE GROANS
0:24:17 > 0:24:19..she's not really my cousin...
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Niece.- ..niece.- Cousin.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26In fact, the truth is...
0:24:27 > 0:24:30..she's not real. AUDIENCE GASPS
0:24:32 > 0:24:33I made her up.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I made a mistake.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I told a little white lie.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42And Clementine...was that lie.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46AUDIENCE GASPS
0:24:48 > 0:24:51And to keep me out of trouble,
0:24:51 > 0:24:54my friends did everything they could to help me out.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59But rather than thank them, I lost focus of what matters.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03It's not important who wins, or who's most popular.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09What matters is friendship.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Take a look around you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18These are your friends.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19These are your Clementines.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Only, they're real.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27You wouldn't be you without them...
0:25:27 > 0:25:29and I wouldn't be me without my friends.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33That is what Clementine's taught me -
0:25:33 > 0:25:36and that is what Clementine can teach all of us...
0:25:52 > 0:25:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:05 > 0:26:07LILY COUGHS MIC FEEDS BACK
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I'm afraid Clementine can't be here...
0:26:12 > 0:26:14..because, um...
0:26:16 > 0:26:18..cos she exploded!
0:26:18 > 0:26:19AUDIENCE GASPS
0:26:19 > 0:26:21What?
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Yeah. Just like that. Bang!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Um...
0:26:28 > 0:26:31So, the winner is Martha!
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Well done, Martha!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35APPLAUSE
0:26:35 > 0:26:38How do you mean, she exploded?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Lily...?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Lily...?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50I can't believe I got banned from the library for a whole month.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I can't believe our only punishment for creating Clementine
0:26:54 > 0:26:55was to wear these signs...
0:26:57 > 0:26:59And I can't believe you gave me the trophy.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Well, I guess you're right.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I did turn it into a popularity contest.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Not that you're unpopular...
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Let's just call it a joint award...
0:27:08 > 0:27:09..but I get to actually keep it.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Excuse me, I think someone from this school
0:27:14 > 0:27:16left their bag on the back of my car?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18My bag!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- Your bag?- Yeah!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Thank you so much, Mrs...
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Moustache. Clementine Moustache.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27LILY SCREAMS
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Grey. Gail Grey.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Well...I'd best be off.