Pouncing Tigers

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04So that took us up to the half-time whistle.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06By the second half, we were on much stronger form and

0:00:06 > 0:00:08we scored twice in the first two minutes,

0:00:08 > 0:00:12which, as you can imagine, was very exciting.

0:00:15 > 0:00:19I know, OK? I know what you're all thinking.

0:00:19 > 0:00:24Every week I get up here, I do the match report, nobody cares.

0:00:24 > 0:00:28And honestly? Neither do I.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Yeah, that's right, I ripped it up!

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Do you want to know the real reason we won on Saturday?

0:00:40 > 0:00:45The same reason we always do. Because of one girl.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46And not just any girl, either.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49The most incredible girl in the whole school.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53She's supportive, she gives good advice,

0:00:53 > 0:00:56she has the best sweets out of anyone.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Seriously, she is a total life saver!

0:01:00 > 0:01:04So without any further ado, come up here!

0:01:05 > 0:01:06You know who you are!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Jas Salford!

0:01:17 > 0:01:23Wow! A massive trophy filled with ice cream? You shouldn't have!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26YEAH!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Please, stop! I've heard enough!

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Jas, I don't want to hear your weird dreams about my brother.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39OK, first of all, you interrupted. So, rude.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Second of all, what's so weird about ice cream? Right, Jason?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Nothing?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54# Oh, oh, oh

0:01:54 > 0:01:57# Oh, oh, oh, oh

0:01:57 > 0:02:01# So, so, so, so, so, so

0:02:01 > 0:02:04# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

0:02:06 > 0:02:10# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

0:02:10 > 0:02:14# So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so

0:02:16 > 0:02:18# So awkward! #

0:02:23 > 0:02:28- Was it your lunch? Did you forget your lunch?- No.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Homework? - No, it was nothing like that.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34It's something I was meant to tell you guys. I've totally forgotten.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Martha, do you remember?

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Please. It's so creepy when you do that.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45This is us, Lily. This is what we do.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Yeah, maybe you'd prefer it if we went for a run or something!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Or signed up to a sports team!

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Apparently, we have.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oh, yeah! That's what I was meant to tell you guys!

0:03:06 > 0:03:10I signed us all up to a basketball tournament!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12What were you thinking?!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15We don't do sport!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18And you know Lily is terrible at catching.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Hey! I'm not that bad!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Yeah, Lily's great. She can catch anything!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Thank you!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I can't do this.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35I can't let Matt Furnish see how rubbish I am.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Erm...- What did you do?

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- I sort of signed him up, as well. - As if it wasn't humiliating enough!

0:03:45 > 0:03:46I er... I need a lie down.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50We're doing a charity match. Raising money for a good cause.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52How can you hate goodness so much?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Is everyone OK for a lunchtime practise?

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- You're organising this?- Well, I thought no-one would sign up.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Jas, you're a total life saver.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Do you want to borrow my bear?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16He's my lucky mascot. He's a bear.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- He's lucky. - Thanks. I'll see you guys later.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Can't wait!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Don't tell me this is all to impress my brother!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29I can't believe you'd even think that!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Bye, Jason!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- He turned up. - OK, here's what we'll do.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49I'll stand in front of you, and he won't even know you're here.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51This could work. Yeah, are you sure?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I promise. I won't leave your side.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56If everyone can come up this end!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Guys? Can I get...? Can I get everyone's attention?

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Hello! I'm Sophia and I'm in charge of fundraising for Save the Bees.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Go, bees!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I just... I wanted to say thank you.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17It's really great to have so many of you supporting

0:05:17 > 0:05:20our little buzzy friends. Right, Jason?

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Hmm? I mean, yeah, definitely. I love the bees.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Gorgeous! I mean, I'm glad to hear that.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35I'm glad you're glad.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Actually, I'm really glad Jason's glad. So... Just saying.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47OK, everyone, grab a partner!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50We'll start with some catches, if I could just pair you up...

0:05:50 > 0:05:57Two here, two here, two here, you two, you two, you two.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02And two here! Whoo hoo!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Sure. Why not?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11We have to get out of this.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12What were you thinking?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Well, we have a few tried and tested options...

0:06:18 > 0:06:21MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:30 > 0:06:36Hmm. Or, we play really badly until they beg us to go home?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Excellent.- After you.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Lily? I think your laces might be tied now.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49I need to be sure. Wouldn't want any distractions.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52OK.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57Cos when I get going, I'm in the zone and that's it.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58You know?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01So I need to do the other lace.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- You already did.- Did I? - Three times!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Right. Well... Erm...

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Actually I need a tissue because I need to blow my...

0:07:14 > 0:07:19I mean, I need some water, because we might get...

0:07:30 > 0:07:35Look! We've run out! Erm... Be right back.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41What are you doing?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I don't know!

0:07:44 > 0:07:49No matter what I do, the stupid ball just keeps going in!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52This is ridiculous! How hard can it be to miss?

0:07:52 > 0:07:56I'm doing my best! Hang on, let me try something.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10And once I'd got water, I tried to come straight back...

0:08:10 > 0:08:14- OK...- But then I realised that the door was jammed shut

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- and I couldn't get back in. - Right...

0:08:16 > 0:08:21So, then I tried to find Mr Robson, the caretaker, but he was...

0:08:21 > 0:08:22off sick.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Hi, Mr Robson.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25He's fine now.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30And then when I got back, I realised that practice was over.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Such a shame!

0:08:31 > 0:08:36It's OK, you didn't miss much. I did some catching with Jas.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38She's really got it bad for your brother, hasn't she?

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Is it that obvious?

0:08:39 > 0:08:43It's so obvious when someone likes someone. Don't you think?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Anyway. I'm not worried.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52It's not as if she'll start hanging out with him

0:08:52 > 0:08:54at school or anything.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56They're just so cute, aren't they?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I don't see the difference.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Do you know what I mean?

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Martha? We have a Code Orange. You know the drill.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Come on! This is ridiculous! At least let me finish my sandwich!

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Hello?

0:09:17 > 0:09:21OK, very funny. We had a laugh, you made your point.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Now, please just let me go!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Don't worry, Jas. We're all friends here.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Right, Martha?

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Now, listen, we want to help you. But you need to help yourself.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Can you help us to help you?- What?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Stop fancying my brother! It's embarrassing.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45For the last time, I don't know what you're talking about.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49I see. Looks like we'll have to be a little more...

0:09:49 > 0:09:50persuasive.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58You wouldn't dare!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Wouldn't we? Leave Jason alone or the bear gets it!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07I don't know what you mean.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Very well. Martha?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15No!

0:10:15 > 0:10:20It's for your own good! Don't make us do the ears!

0:10:24 > 0:10:29Hey! Check out the new kid on the block! Martie, right?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32I think he means you.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oh, that's not my name. It's Martha.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Martie, Marth, whatevs.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Just Martha.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Zac.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I'm a point guard but I sub as a power forward on match days.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- What's he saying?- No idea.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49I heard about the action courtside, and I just wanted to say,

0:10:49 > 0:10:52respect, dude. Awesome skills.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56You were bringing it big time and we was like, "Whoa!"

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Do you want to hang out?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Um, Zac, is it?

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Well, er, thrilled to meet you and fantastic you're a fan.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10But, er, thing is, this isn't exactly our thing.

0:11:10 > 0:11:16- And we're kind of on a schedule, so, perhaps...- I'm free now.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Martha? It's Book Swap Wednesday!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- So?- Well, you know how quickly the hobby shelf goes!

0:11:23 > 0:11:28Or would you rather go off with the cool people and hang out,

0:11:28 > 0:11:30or whatever that's supposed to mean?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh, well, when you put it that way...

0:11:35 > 0:11:36So, Zac.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40I've been shooting from mid range but I can't get the spin I need.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Jason? Are you home?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53You will not believe the day I've just had!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56But the good news is, the Jas situation is definitely

0:11:56 > 0:12:00under con...trol.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Can you give us a sec?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04We're in the middle of a strategy meeting.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07It's very important. Apparently.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Yes, it is!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I even had to tell Save the Bees girl not to come.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Boy, did that take some doing.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Sophia? Sophia wanted to come?

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Yeah, she was REALLY determined.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22She doesn't bring a lot to the table, apart from bees,

0:12:22 > 0:12:24and who needs them, right, Jason?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31So, pens...

0:12:34 > 0:12:36(I need help.)

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Well, there is someone you could talk to.

0:12:42 > 0:12:47Don't get me wrong, Mr Salford. Jas is great. She's very...

0:12:48 > 0:12:50..enthusiastic!

0:12:50 > 0:12:53I just think she might be getting a bit carried away.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56It's all right, Jason. I know exactly what you mean.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01So, what do you mean exactly?

0:13:02 > 0:13:08Erm. Just maybe she's getting a bit distracted.

0:13:08 > 0:13:13I'm sixth form, she's year eight, it's getting a bit awkward.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Perhaps she needs to focus on the game a bit more?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18I think I know what you're trying to say here...

0:13:18 > 0:13:23And my answer is, yes. I would love to coach the team!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh, I don't think I said that.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Who told you? - Sorry, told me?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30About my coaching technique?

0:13:30 > 0:13:34You defeat your opponents with the art of surprise.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38I call it The Pouncing Tiger. Grrr.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43What does the tiger do? He lies in wait!

0:13:45 > 0:13:47How long do I lie in wait?

0:13:47 > 0:13:52Yeah. I think we might just be getting a bit off the subject.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Just to get back to my point, I...

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Hello?

0:14:00 > 0:14:04- Mr Salford.- Grrrrr!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I know, right?

0:14:10 > 0:14:14Don't feel bad. It gets everyone first time.

0:14:14 > 0:14:20- Do you want to try?- I'm OK. Thanks, you've been really...

0:14:22 > 0:14:24I'll see myself out.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26So, I'll see you tomorrow, then? Maybe lunchtime?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30I am very excited about this opportunity!

0:14:37 > 0:14:38You think this is fun?

0:14:41 > 0:14:44You think this is a game?

0:14:44 > 0:14:51Well, listen up, ladies, because basketball is not a game.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55I mean, obviously, it is a game but don't think of it as a game!

0:14:55 > 0:15:01Think of it as a jungle and you are the tigers!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Grrr!

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Grrr!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Where's Martha?

0:15:12 > 0:15:17MUSIC PLAYS

0:15:19 > 0:15:21S'up dudes.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Erm... What are you doing?

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Oh, me and Zac were just chilling, shooting some hoops.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30And he was like "Whoa, you should totally join our team!"

0:15:30 > 0:15:33So I was like, "Whoa," and he was like, "Whoa,"

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- and I was like, "Whoa!" - OK, thanks, we get the idea.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38So, it's cool if I switch teams, yeah?

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Well, sure. I mean, if that's what you want?

0:15:46 > 0:15:49I don't get it. Can she even keep up with them?

0:15:49 > 0:15:52MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Yeah, I think she'll cope.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09OK, tigers, listen up, because those stripes

0:16:09 > 0:16:11aren't going to earn themselves.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16We'll start nice and simple, bit of throwing. And remember...

0:16:16 > 0:16:18what are you?

0:16:18 > 0:16:22- A tiger! Grrr! - Good girl! Lily?- Wait!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- What?- What's the line again? - I am the tiger.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27- You're the tiger. - No, YOU'RE the tiger.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28YOU'RE the tiger?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Right, let's start again.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35OK. You're the tiger!

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Just catch the ball!- Wait! - Ready?- No!

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Do you need a hand?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Thanks.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56It's lovely to see so many people caring about the bees.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00Oh, yeah, the bees. I just want to save them all.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04The bees. The wasps, the ants, the earwigs.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06I think the earwigs are OK.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Oh, yeah, yeah, but for how long?

0:17:10 > 0:17:14I mean, I just want you to know how much I care.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Really care...about the bees.

0:17:21 > 0:17:26Thank you. I really care too... about the bees.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Jason!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37I should go to lunch. I'll see you later?

0:17:37 > 0:17:41OK, someone wore their grumpy trousers this morning!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Soph? Wait a sec!

0:17:43 > 0:17:48Good idea, you guys go on ahead! I'll save you a seat, yeah?

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Dude.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Hi.- The action on the court was a total bust.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- I'm hanging for a soda, you know what I mean?- Not really.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00You know how it is.

0:18:00 > 0:18:05You're courtside, you're chasing the net, you...

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Is that Chess for Champions 2?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Yeah, it's the deluxe edition.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14It comes with extra diagrams and a free bishop.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20- Want it?- Hey!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Boom!

0:18:29 > 0:18:30How you going, Martie?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33That's what we're calling her.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Martha's fine. That is my real name.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Sure it is, Martie! Mazza! The M-ster!

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Hey, what about M-Dude?

0:18:41 > 0:18:45- Yeah! Or the M-Dog? - Ha, ha, I love it!

0:18:45 > 0:18:50- Or M to the A, to the... - OK! Let's go get lunch.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Er, that's Jason's seat.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02No, it isn't. Can you just leave my brother alone?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Actually, we've got team stuff to talk about.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07No, you haven't.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10It's not like my brother is going to sit with a bunch of year eights.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Jas?

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Your turn, Martie!

0:19:34 > 0:19:38Hey! Two points to the Marth-atron!

0:19:38 > 0:19:43Listen. Erm. Well...it's just...my name's Martha.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46That is what I'm called. I mean, I'm used to it now, and...

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- He's not that great, you know. - Who?- Jason.

0:20:08 > 0:20:14I mean, I love him, he's my brother, but he always hogs the remote.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16And his feet stink.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Have I been acting like a total idiot?

0:20:21 > 0:20:24At least you can catch.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27All I've been doing this week is run away from basketballs.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29That's OK.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31You have to drop a few balls before you catch one.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- I wasn't talking about the game. - Neither was I.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Are you sure you'll be OK?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Of course. Can you put this back for me?

0:20:49 > 0:20:52No way!

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Did you just..,?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55That was amazing. I feel amazing!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59I feel like I can do anything!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Hey, Martie. Check out the fans.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33For the last time, my name... Did you say, "Fans?"

0:21:35 > 0:21:36CHEERING

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Pretty cool, right?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46I love them!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58I...I just wanted to say well done for today.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Both of you. You make a good team.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Thanks, Jas.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13OK, tigers. I want you to strike hard, strike fast.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15And don't worry about injuries

0:22:15 > 0:22:18because a broken arm never hurt anyone.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23You've done the work, you've got the skills, you have the attitude.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26You are winners. And what do winners do?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28They win!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Yeah! What else do they do?- Win!

0:22:30 > 0:22:36- What are you going to do?- Win! - Oh, yeah! You are going to win!

0:22:47 > 0:22:52On second thoughts, it's only a bit of fun. Win, lose, whatever!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55OK, good luck.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58WHISTLE BLOWS

0:23:00 > 0:23:02We're going to lose, aren't we?

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Not necessarily! We're a good team.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06I'm sure we'll be fine.

0:23:06 > 0:23:12MUSIC PLAYS

0:23:37 > 0:23:39I'm done for! Go on without me.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42I'll only slow you down!

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Mother? - No, it's me, Martha. Are you OK?

0:23:56 > 0:24:00In case I don't make it, there's something...

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- You're giving me this? - It's the right thing to do.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12I mean, it's just a loan, obviously.

0:24:12 > 0:24:18- Oh, sure. Yeah.- I will definitely want it back. So don't get attached.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31What are you doing?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34The thing is, I don't really care about winning.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38There are things that matter more. Like loyalty and kindness.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41And do you know what matters most?

0:24:41 > 0:24:47- Friendship?- No! Getting my name right! Not just making it up!

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Not just using some nonsense name that doesn't mean anything.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Calling people by their actual given name.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58That, Zachary, is what matters most.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04Ladies. Shall we?

0:25:05 > 0:25:07MUSIC PLAYS

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Grrr!

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Yes!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Grrr! Thank you.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Lily, here.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Well done.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18We still lost, though.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20You did your best. You were brilliant!

0:26:24 > 0:26:29Awkward! Did you see that? How badly he's into me?

0:26:29 > 0:26:32I'm going to have to let him down gently.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Do you not still wish you were picked by the other guys?

0:26:38 > 0:26:39I was picked by the other guys.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43- What? - Zac asked me last week. I said no.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48There was only one team I wanted to play on.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Is she OK?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58I think we lost her.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02I'm fine. In fact, I think I'm brilliant!

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Things are going to be very different from now on.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Watch this...

0:27:12 > 0:27:16Guys! Wait, one more time! I can totally do this!