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0:00:07 > 0:00:10I love mufti day. Doesn't everyone look great?

0:00:10 > 0:00:12They look OK, I guess.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15But I was hoping for much more, Natasha.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Do you know what I really want?

0:00:19 > 0:00:22ROUSING MUSIC PLAYS I...I want to be amazed.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25I want some girl to walk through the door and blow me away.

0:00:25 > 0:00:30Not just to wear any outfit, but an outfit to end all outfits.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33THEY CHEER Thank you, thank you.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37You mean like this?

0:00:37 > 0:00:40No, that's not what I'm talking about.

0:00:40 > 0:00:45I'm talking about THE most incredible outfit in the world.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47THEY GASP

0:00:47 > 0:00:50I would go out with that girl in a second.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54But I guess it just isn't going to happen.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Don't be so sure about that.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Lily, you look so cool. And so do all your friends.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Tell us something we don't know.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Would you take my coat?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Lily, why are you wearing chicken legs?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27THEY ALL LAUGH

0:01:32 > 0:01:37ECHOING: Why are you wearing chicken legs? Why are you wearing chicken legs?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- JAS GIGGLES - Chicken legs?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Your worst nightmare is turning up on mufti day in chicken legs?

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- That's extremely unlikely. - Yes, but HOW unlikely?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52I'm not sure, but I can do the maths for you.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Lily, it was just a dream. That stuff doesn't happen in real life.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01I guess not.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04OK, panic over. Shall we?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Lily, you've dropped, er...

0:02:29 > 0:02:31# So, so, so, so

0:02:31 > 0:02:33# So, so...

0:02:42 > 0:02:45# So, so, so, so, so

0:02:45 > 0:02:46# So, so...

0:02:48 > 0:02:51# SO AWKWARD! #

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- No! Absolutely not! - What do you mean, no?

0:02:55 > 0:02:59- I'm always in charge on mufti day. - I mean no.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- But I haven't even said what... - Please, I'm begging you.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03No more home-made T-shirts.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- At least we weren't in uniform. - I took my tie off!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- I've got it! Why don't we... - No, we're not going as zombies.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Every year you try to.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20I suppose you'd like to dress like that boring Natasha Jones.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I don't care about Natasha.

0:03:22 > 0:03:28With her gorgeous clothes, and her perfect hair...

0:03:29 > 0:03:33I've got it! Why don't we have a trying-on party?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Lily's house tonight?

0:03:36 > 0:03:41- Come on, it'll be fun. - Um, I guess we could, but...

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Where's Ollie gone? - Under the table.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Oh, no, not again.- You were talking about clothes.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Where was he meant to go? - I thought we'd got past this.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Ollie, please!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Are you guys finished? Because I'm not coming up until you've finished.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58- SHE SIGHS - For goodness' sake.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Yes, we've finished.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Interesting. You were under there 3 minutes 40.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05You're getting quicker.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09I'm not asking again - stop timing me!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- You have got to be joking. - But we agreed.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21We all wear the same colour and take a photo.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Nobody mentioned pink! - I didn't say pink.

0:04:24 > 0:04:29- I said a lovely shade of rose. - Rose is so in right now.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- How about a lovely shade of no? - Come on, Matt.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Why are you fighting this? You know you always dress up with us.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39There's always yellow.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Yellow? The colour of maths. Yay!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48OK, I'm going to go.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50You are a genius.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Yellow is so in right now. - How did we not think of it?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55HE MOUTHS

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Lily, you're doing it too, right?- Me?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Er...- Well, it was your idea.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- Your ideas are so in right now. - Even Matt's doing it.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Um, I guess.- Great. Welcome aboard.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14I'd better go.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Lucky escape.- Hmm?

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Natasha - she's about as boring as King Boring of Yawn Town.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- King what of where? - It's my new catchphrase.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- So, what time do you want us round? - Erm, for what?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Our trying-on party. You didn't forget, did you?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35No - trying-on party, great!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Maybe we can try on some yellow things.- Yellow?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Ugh, no way. I'd never dress you in yellow. Don't worry, Lily.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45This is going to be cooler than King Cool of Chill Town.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56HORROR MUSIC

0:06:02 > 0:06:04HORROR MUSIC

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Oh!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Oh, there you are. Why are you wearing earmuffs?

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- SHOUTING:- I can't hear you. I'm wearing earmuffs.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Can you take them off?

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- SHOUTING:- Why don't I take them off? Then I can hear you.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27- What?- Nothing.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30OK, I've been studying you all day,

0:06:30 > 0:06:32and I've put the data into this chart.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36It's a list of what clothes scare you the most. What do you think?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- You can't use a table to measure my fear of clothes.- Why not?

0:06:39 > 0:06:44Well, for one thing, you haven't even put a formula in column B.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49You've put camisoles next to skirts, and I find blouses a lot scarier.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Interesting. What if we base it on how long you hide?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56But we would have to factor in running away.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Good point. This is complex.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Work on it later?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03My place? Excellent.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Martha! There's a thing.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Basically - Jas, Natasha, pink, yellow, mufti day.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Maths book!- I see.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Trying-on party. Photo. Matt Furnish.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Oh, that IS awkward. - Can you come over tonight?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- I'm busy, I'm afraid. - It's fine.- Please!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- I need you to help me talk Jas out of making us over.- I promised Ollie.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- I REALLY don't mind. - Bring him along?- Oh, good idea.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Have I gone invisible?! - Great. See you later.- Perfect.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Now, where were we?

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- Lily! All set for wearing yellow tomorrow?- Oh, yeah.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Well, you see, the thing is... - Great!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54We're meeting first thing in the break room. 8:45 OK?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Er...yeah, can't wait.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Hey, Lily! All set for the trying-on party tonight?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Uh, well, you see, the thing is... - Great. We're meeting at yours later.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Five o'clock OK? - Er...yeah, can't wait.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11SHE WHIMPERS

0:08:15 > 0:08:16- SHE SIGHS - I know, right?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Can you believe someone just left this in a skip?

0:08:20 > 0:08:25- I look like an evil caretaker. - Which is a very fashionable look.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Yeah, in horror movies. Mum, tell her!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Maybe with a belt?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Fine. I'll be right back.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, cheer up.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I used to love mufti day when I was your age.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Once we even snuck into the boys' changing room

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- and stole their clothes! - THEY LAUGH

0:08:45 > 0:08:50- When did you give them back? - We didn't. We just let them freeze!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52There were a lot of colds that year.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Richard Pearson got pneumonia.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- SHE GIGGLES - How we laughed about it.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59When he got out of hospital.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02OK, so just to recap -

0:09:02 > 0:09:05you're fine with socks and cardigans...

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- No problems.- ..but not shrugs?- No.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11And the less said about tights the better.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13You didn't even warn me!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Well, I can't. It would invalidate the results.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- OK, next item. - Look, can we just take a break?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24It's not that I don't appreciate any of this...

0:09:24 > 0:09:26HE WHINES

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Ollie, you're ruining the experiment! - This isn't science, OK?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38It's torture. It's an abras... I mean, ABUSE of my tights.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- I mean, rights!- I thought you were a scientist.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I just can't do it, OK?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46I'm just one brason. I mean, person! I mean...

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Bras and big pants!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57So, are you ready for your new look?

0:10:02 > 0:10:07- And what's great is, it comes in a range of different shapes.- Right.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10And you can just adapt the style however you want.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12That's because it's a tablecloth.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Now you're just being difficult!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17It's still got jam on it!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- SHE SIGHS - Look, I'm not asking for Cinderella's ball gown...- Ooh!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- ..and I don't want to look like Natasha Jones...- Ugh!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25..but I am not wearing this.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- I could make a ball gown! - No, you couldn't.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- £2.50 says I can.- £5 says please don't.- OK, it's a bet.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- I'm not sure I agreed to a... - DOOR OPENS

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Oh, my word.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Ta-da!- What have you done to her?!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Martha, are you OK?

0:10:54 > 0:10:59Listen, you don't have to wear this.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Yes, I do. I look fantastic!

0:11:08 > 0:11:12OK, so we meet first thing, girls' loos, 8:45.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- 8:45?- Yeah, what's wrong with that?

0:11:14 > 0:11:18We're meeting first thing in the break room. 8:45 OK?

0:11:18 > 0:11:22Um, how about we make it 8:40?

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Someone's keen to lose their cash!

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Seriously, though - thanks for trusting me with this task.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Any time.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Night, then. See you tomorrow.

0:11:39 > 0:11:44- Is she going home like that? - I'm sure her mum will love it.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Hello, darling. Did you have a nice time with your friends?

0:11:57 > 0:12:01I did, actually. We had fish fingers, peas, and I'm a goth now.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03That's nice, darling.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Goodnight, Mother.- Sweet dreams.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31- I'm sorry, Lily.- It's OK. No-one can make a ball gown overnight.

0:12:31 > 0:12:36- I didn't expect...- I'm sorry, Lily, because you're out of £5!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40What do you think?

0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Er...- The sleeves were the tricky bit, but I got there in the end.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49It's OK if you hate it.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53No, I love it!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55It's...

0:12:55 > 0:12:57so...

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- ..green!- Great!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08EERIE MUSIC

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Six people,

0:13:43 > 0:13:47a door and a locker. Interesting.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59- Oh, no, left my coat behind. - Didn't you just have it?

0:13:59 > 0:14:03- Nope, better go and get it. - OK, but don't be long.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04I want us to plan our big entrance.

0:14:04 > 0:14:09- Erm, OK, where are we making this big entrance?- You'll see.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Just meet me here at break. - Break, OK, I'll catch you up.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Five minutes, yeah?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Oh! What are you doing?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Sorry, can't talk!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Oh, not the robot.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48THEY GASP

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Lily, you made it.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Did you not get the e-mail? We loved your idea and everything,

0:15:23 > 0:15:27and then we were like, "What's even cooler than yellow?"

0:15:27 > 0:15:29I'm going to guess red.

0:15:29 > 0:15:34Yes, how did you know? You're so switched-on to fashion.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Red is so in right now.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- You can borrow my jacket. - Thanks, Natasha.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Meet us back here at break. We're taking a photo with the whole gang.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- I'm in your gang?- Of course.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51See you later.

0:15:56 > 0:16:01- Well, I guess she just wants to make us look nice.- You already do.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04You know, Lily, I really wanted to tell you something.

0:16:12 > 0:16:17- What?- You just grabbed my hoodie and threw it over your head.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20I was just...trying it on.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Do you know what? This really isn't my size. See you later.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42OK, I have had an extraordinary morning.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50So far I've had over 50 responses to my outfit,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52and there is a definite pattern.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56I can start to break this down by tracing...

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Looking fabulous, everyone. Are we all here?

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Yes!

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Can I maybe try something?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Perfect.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Thanks, Natasha. - I'm just glad you could make it.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- And if you ever want to borrow... - I've got to go.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- See you in art.- Yes, art.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Jas doesn't do that - neither do many other people.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35They're missing out. All the more art for us, eh?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- There you are. I've been looking for you.- Where, in a sauna?

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Ha-ha-ha(!)

0:18:00 > 0:18:01What's that?

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Oh, how did that get there? Ha-ha-ha(!)

0:18:05 > 0:18:10- OK, crazy, ready for our big entrance?- Definitely.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13I thought we could make our big entrance in art.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17- You don't do art.- I switched last week, I told you.- Uh-huh.

0:18:27 > 0:18:32Ugh! Stupid, pointless art...

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Stupid! Ah!

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Ow!

0:18:38 > 0:18:40HE LAUGHS

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Why are you in the boys' loos?

0:18:43 > 0:18:47Well, I might ask you the same thing.

0:18:47 > 0:18:52- Right, well, I was just doing a... - Don't need to know! Just testing.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Well done, cos that was a tough one. Have fun.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Don't forget to dry your hands.

0:19:16 > 0:19:21- Scaring people? Me? - Yes, all over the school.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23People are terrified.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27They're just doing what you tell them and you don't even have to ask.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Well, if I'm not saying anything to them, then...

0:19:30 > 0:19:32how can they do what I tell them?

0:19:32 > 0:19:36I don't know but that's what makes it so scary.

0:19:38 > 0:19:39How are you doing it?

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Well, I'm not sure, to be honest with you, but I'm working on it.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Do you want to see? - Oh, no, no, you stay there.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50I think the real question here is,

0:19:50 > 0:19:52"Can you get those boots in my size?"

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Hey, crazy, are you painting today?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Yeah, I'm just protecting my dress.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10In fact, I might keep this on all day.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Brilliant, why are we shouting?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Ha-ha-ha(!)

0:20:15 > 0:20:18I don't know. OK, let's go do some art.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29It's not what it looks like.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32It looks like you've ditched something I spent hours making

0:20:32 > 0:20:38- and you lied to me.- OK, it is what it looks like.- You traitor.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41You're worse than a traitor, you're King Traitor of Traitor Town.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45- Don't use your stupid catchphrase on me.- I thought you liked it.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47I was being nice.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51I'm sorry, OK, but you and I have very different taste in clothes.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Maybe I should put THAT on a T-shirt.

0:20:56 > 0:21:01- I didn't mean that.- Wow. - Jas, come on.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04None of this would have happened if we'd done zombies.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23So first off, I'd just like to say thanks for coming to this meeting

0:21:23 > 0:21:26and your friendship's been appreciated.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- We've had some fun times, haven't we?- Yes.

0:21:30 > 0:21:35Course we have, but there comes a time when the fun stops

0:21:35 > 0:21:40and the work has to begin. I'm sorry to say, it's just not working out.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44- I'm going to have to let you go. - Are you firing us?

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Your friendship isn't meeting its targets, it's not performing,

0:21:47 > 0:21:52- it's redundant. - Ollie, you can't sack your friends.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Of course not, not without the proper paperwork.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02"Official Contract of Friendun..."

0:22:02 > 0:22:07Friendundancy, I'm making you friendundant.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11You just need to sign here... and here.

0:22:21 > 0:22:26And if you ever need a reference, just give me a call...

0:22:26 > 0:22:28but it might not be that good.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39- Let's just go to lunch. - What makes you think I want to?

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Maybe you should go and eat with your new friends.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Fine, maybe I will.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- This is for you.- What is it?

0:22:58 > 0:23:02I'll be in the nurse's office. I need a lie down.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Oh, I love your dress...

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Oh, so we've all agreed,

0:23:25 > 0:23:28we're going to be wearing blue for the rest of the day.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Blue is so in right now. - I know, right.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Seriously, how many outfits did you bring?

0:24:04 > 0:24:07KNOCK AT DOOR Ollie, are you in there?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09No, I'm not. Try next door.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Please, we have to talk.- About what?

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Have you got some old pants to show me, or do you want to see

0:24:17 > 0:24:20how many times you can knock me over before I start to cry?

0:24:22 > 0:24:27- Unbelievable, you're writing that down, aren't you?- No, I mean...

0:24:27 > 0:24:32No, I just wanted you to have this. It's the report of my findings.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37"The Scary Clothes Effect,

0:24:37 > 0:24:42"by Martha Fitzgerald and Ollie Colton."

0:24:42 > 0:24:44I couldn't have done it without you.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Well, bye, then.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Wait!

0:24:52 > 0:24:55What happened to the hair?

0:24:55 > 0:24:59Oh, erm, it was getting in the way.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Let's just say it went to a good home.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07- GIRL SCREAMS - Oh, so afraid.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08Ha-ha-ha!

0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Ready?- Have I said that I think this is insane?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18- About 100 times. - Excellent, shall we?

0:25:30 > 0:25:32"Wear this"?

0:25:35 > 0:25:37"Check locker". Yes!

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Hee-hee. Ha-ha-ha!

0:26:00 > 0:26:04- This isn't blue.- I know.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09I love it, how did you get that look?

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Jas?

0:26:13 > 0:26:16It's very simple, you take an old top, any colour will do.

0:26:16 > 0:26:21You give it a few rips, a bit of sparkle...

0:26:21 > 0:26:24FABRIC RIPS

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- Looking fabulous, guys. - Zombies are so in right now.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39THEY GROAN

0:26:46 > 0:26:50- Oh, I can't believe it.- I hate to say I told you so.- No, you don't.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54- No, I really don't. - It's fascinating stuff,

0:26:54 > 0:26:56I can't wait to tell Ollie.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58He'll be...

0:27:01 > 0:27:05Please sign and confirm that you are A, feeling better,

0:27:05 > 0:27:08B, feeling worse, or C, none of the above.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Thanks, Mrs Rennison. - BELL RINGS

0:27:12 > 0:27:15I'll be fine. I just need to take it easy.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Phew.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23ZOMBIES GROAN

0:27:23 > 0:27:25OLLIE BREATHES HEAVILY