The Nox Factor

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05This is limestone. Found in a supermarket car park last August.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08And noted for its layers of calcite. Which make it sedimentary,

0:00:08 > 0:00:11not to mention one of my personal favourites.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14Calcite is SO in right now.

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Any questions?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Me, me!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19How do you make geology so interesting?

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Tell us about the andesite again!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24- I'm not sure...- Please!

0:00:24 > 0:00:25We have to hear it.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27I think once is enough.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33I don't think you understand.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34It's not a request.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39- CHANTS: - We want rocks!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- ALL:- We want rocks! We want rocks!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Aaargh!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57So... limestone...

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Car in an August last foundpark!

0:00:59 > 0:01:00SHE SNORES

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Thanks for listening!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:01:08 > 0:01:10# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:01:10 > 0:01:11# Whoo!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14# So, so, so, so, so

0:01:14 > 0:01:15# Awwww...

0:01:15 > 0:01:19# Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh

0:01:19 > 0:01:23# Ah-ah, ooh, ah-ah, ooh, ah-ah

0:01:23 > 0:01:28- # So, so,- so,- so - so,- so,- so,- so

0:01:28 > 0:01:30# Ooh

0:01:30 > 0:01:32# So! Awkward! #

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Well, that was interesting(!)

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Classic speech anxiety. She should've come to me for help.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Ollie, you gave your last presentation via text.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Exactly. Portable, practical, permanent.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48We sat there for two hours on our phones.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52And was there a problem with the facts? No.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Because I triple-checked them with this...

0:01:59 > 0:02:02It's not just about the facts though, is it?

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Gah!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05How could you say that?!

0:02:05 > 0:02:10This is the oldest and most expensive book in the library!

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Oh, it has everything.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Diagrams... charts...

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Even its appendices come with appendices.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23It's the ultimate learning...

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Wow.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29I don't know what's more gorgeous - his hair or his eyes.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Or his chin...

0:02:32 > 0:02:33What? It's a good chin.

0:02:35 > 0:02:40"Coming soon, Nox Talks with Dr Simon Nox."

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Seriously? He's just a jumped-up TV presenter!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Oh!- Dr Nox is not JUST anything.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50He is a serious scientist and cosmologist.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53And his Nox Talks are genius.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57And you can get a badge with his actual face on it.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Hey, Lils. Did your batteries run out?

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Hmm?

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Are you OK there?

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Yeah, sure.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09OK, who is he, and why are we looking at him?

0:03:09 > 0:03:14Don't ask. Maybe Martha can talk some sense into these two...

0:03:18 > 0:03:19No!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Yes!- Seriously?!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Totally! The last three tickets to the final Nox Talk!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Not you too?- Of course.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30His calculations may be occasionally flawed

0:03:30 > 0:03:34but his hypotheses on particle physics are dreamy!

0:03:34 > 0:03:35So are mine!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38But Dr Nox...

0:03:38 > 0:03:39he's just...

0:03:39 > 0:03:40different.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44He's got that certain...

0:03:44 > 0:03:45something.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I have that certain something too!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51My presenting is just as good as his.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52- Mmm...- Meh.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53- OK...- Uh-uh.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Isn't it?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56- No.- No.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Fine!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02I'll show you.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I'll show all of you. And when I'm done showing you?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07You may all consider yourselves shown.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12So, who wants the last ticket?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Erm... There are three...?

0:04:17 > 0:04:22Yeah, well, my mum's coming and I can only take one of you...

0:04:22 > 0:04:23So...

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Rock, paper scissors...?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29POLITE LAUGH

0:04:36 > 0:04:37What kind of show?

0:04:37 > 0:04:41A science show. I was thinking "Ollie Talks"?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Yes, that's a great idea!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47You'll be just like that lovely Dr Nox!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50His Nox Talks are genius!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Yes. I've heard.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Yes, he's got that certain something, hasn't he?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00And you can get a badge with his actual face on!

0:05:02 > 0:05:06I'll show you. You shall all consider yourselves shown.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13SHE MOUTHS

0:05:17 > 0:05:18And now I can't decide.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21How do I chose between my two friends? It's impossible.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Yes. That's a tricky one.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Do you think you could give up your ticket?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29How do you mean exactly?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I know that you were planning on taking me.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33But if you don't then I can take both my friends.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35No!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Ahem, I mean... I'd hate to let you down.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I don't mind.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Yes, you do!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44And I can't miss quality time with my favourite 12-year-old!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'm 13.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Maybe there's something else we could do together?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Well maybe we could but... - MAKES STATIC NOISE

0:05:52 > 0:05:54OK, darling I've got to go!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Thanks for helping me with this.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15No problem, someone has to.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17This Nox guy is taking over the school.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19THEY GIGGLE

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Right.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21OK.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25We just need to find my most dreamy science pose.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26How about this?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Did you say dreamy or weird?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Watch and learn, my friend. Watch and learn...

0:06:46 > 0:06:48What?

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Nothing.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I was just thinking how nice you look today.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57So was I! Have you done something with your hair?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I brushed it?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I can really tell.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04You are so good at brushing hair!

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- That's what I was going to say! - So was I!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09You just did.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Thank you.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I should probably get back to...

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Are you comfy? Do you want a footrest?

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Another?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Better?- Erm...

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Are you thirsty?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Hungry?

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Mostly just scared...

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Let me get you a drink.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40A sandwich!

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Hello, everyone!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Great to see so many of you here!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Who wants to hear about science?!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Whoo-hoo!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Right, well... We're going to start off with a look at light waves...

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Which, as I always say - light waves are a lot better than heavy ones!

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Because the meaning of light has two meanings...

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Which of the opposite... I, erm...

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Erm...

0:08:24 > 0:08:30Serifferem...perba...terra ferthum...piff.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Geoff.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Erm... Sorry. I, erm...

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Erm... Ollie? The light waves...?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Brilliant(!)

0:08:51 > 0:08:55What he meant to say was, erm...

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Light waves are better than heavy ones!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03LAUGHTER

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Do I really need a manicure?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I thought it would be fun.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Plus, I think this red is going to look amazing on you.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Actually, Jas. I think you'll find Martha prefers the pink.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Don't you, Martha?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I think you'll find Martha prefers red. Right, Martha?

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Erm...

0:09:23 > 0:09:26I guess...

0:09:26 > 0:09:28the red?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Yes!

0:09:29 > 0:09:30I win the tickets to...

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Martha's lovely friendship.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Is this is about the Nox ticket?

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Nooo!- What?! No!- Of course not!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- You must be crazy! - Why would you even say that?

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Good. Because I am not going to be persuaded by bribery.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Mmm!

0:09:54 > 0:09:55That's really delicious.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Another?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Yeah, go on.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- You got any more of these? - Yeah!- Yeah!

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Hello?

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Nails first.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Which, is shown, is equal to 1 over n.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Now, if you want to see that in action,

0:10:18 > 0:10:21just ask the lovely Jodie to flick the switch.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Thank you very much for watching.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34And remember - science is a journey,

0:10:34 > 0:10:35not a destination.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37APPLAUSE

0:10:37 > 0:10:38HE MOUTHS

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Little more waft, please.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Are you sure you don't want to read anything a little bit lighter?

0:10:54 > 0:10:55No way!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58This is the best compendium of facts I've read for days!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00I just can't put it down.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Which means you can't either!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Aww.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Just look at you over there.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13I know I shouldn't have favourites but you really are terrific.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Aw, come here.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Where would I be without you?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Remember - don't bend his spine!

0:11:24 > 0:11:25I won't.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27And don't touch his pages.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29And don't breathe on him.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Remember - I'm watching you.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Maybe we should put it back?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Good idea.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48THEY GASP

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Oh!

0:12:00 > 0:12:01I'm very disappointed.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05This is a precious book. It should be treated with respect.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- How did this happen? - It's complicated.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I'm supposed to be going to the Nox Talk,

0:12:17 > 0:12:19but Lily and Jas both want to...

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Wait, wait, wait! The Nox Talk? As in Dr Nox?

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Yeah.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26I've got tickets.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32And it just ripped!

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Right on the front row...

0:12:34 > 0:12:36You could almost touch his feet!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40I mean...

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Oh, no! That's a shame.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Maybe you could take a teacher instead? Or something.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47Maybe?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50No, I definitely want to take a friend.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52OK. Fine. Whatever.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57But these tickets are obviously causing disruption.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58And bad behaviour.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00And damage to school property.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02I'm going to have to confiscate them.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06You're excused.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Are you OK?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- What did she say...? - You know it was all Jas' fault...

0:13:20 > 0:13:21How was it my fault?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23You were supposed to be on book duty!

0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Yeah! But you're the one who ripped it out of my hand!- Just stop!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29It was both of your faults.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34It was, it really was.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Please, forgive us.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- We just really wanted that ticket. - Nobody's having it now.- No!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Please don't say that!

0:13:43 > 0:13:46No, it's just that they've been...

0:13:47 > 0:13:53Listen, we know you're upset, but just, please,

0:13:53 > 0:13:54don't take away that ticket.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Please? We'll do anything...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'm not surprised you were in trouble,

0:14:08 > 0:14:11the Cambridge Complete Compendium is a very important...

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Are those chocolates?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Yeah, they're from Lily and Jas. They really want that ticket...

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Hmm. Maybe I should look after the tickets for a while.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Erm...

0:14:25 > 0:14:29Well, the thing is...

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Mrs Griggs confiscated them.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33She did what?!

0:14:33 > 0:14:35How could she do this to me?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Erm...you?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Look at you, you're devastated!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42This is completely unacceptable!

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Don't worry, darling.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46I will get this sorted,

0:14:46 > 0:14:50even if means I have to personally write to Dr Nox myself.

0:14:50 > 0:14:55- OK...- Of course, I don't have to write to him...

0:14:55 > 0:15:00I could just take him for dinner...

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Followed by a midnight stroll...

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Look at the moon...

0:15:06 > 0:15:08- Mum?!- Yes?

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Eat your soup.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18I mean, seriously! How cool was that?

0:15:18 > 0:15:22One minute I was standing there, next I was, like, bam!

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Eat my science!

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Uh-huh.- I never knew I knew so much about it!

0:15:27 > 0:15:30You don't. You were reading my notes.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33And what was that line at the end? "Science is a journey."

0:15:33 > 0:15:36I was thinking of making that my catchphrase.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40People don't want catchphrases. They want facts.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43You've got a lot to learn.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49- TV:- 'Thank you very much for watching. And remember -

0:15:49 > 0:15:52'science is a journey, not a destination.'

0:15:55 > 0:15:57That was amazing!

0:15:57 > 0:16:01Your presentations are SO in right now!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Can you say it again?

0:16:03 > 0:16:04What? The thing?

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Say the thing!- Yeah! - Go on, do it!

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Science is a journey, not a destination.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Please, can I have your autograph? - Sign this, please!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- You're amazing!- We love you so much!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Ta-da!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I thought we could clean out my locker today.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Well, I say "we". You'll be doing all the work, obviously,

0:16:27 > 0:16:29but I'll be there to supervise.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Lily? That locker's not going to disinfect itself.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Lily!

0:16:46 > 0:16:49That locker's not going to disinfect itself.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Do you want this ticket or not?

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Hmm?- The ticket to Dr Nox?

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Which I definitely still have. You said you'd do anything, remember?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01I'm sure Jas would be happy to do it.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Matt, can I have your autograph?

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Can I help you with something?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Yeah, I wanted to talk about the next one.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25What next one?

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Video! We've got to keep the fans happy, right?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31I don't think I have time.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Besides, the science labs are shut this lunchtime.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37It's OK, we can just do it in the library.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39I just need you to do the boring bit.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41I'm the one they're watching, right?

0:17:41 > 0:17:44"The boring bit"?! Well, I'll tell you...!

0:17:46 > 0:17:52Well, there is one thing you could help me with.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56But... I don't know. I'm not sure you're ready for it.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Yes, I am!

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Ready for what?

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Well, if you're sure.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13This is a whale's egg.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Freshly laid.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Do whales lay eggs?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Of course. What do you think baby whales hatch out of?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Oh, yeah. Of course.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Are we allowed to use this?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Oh, yeah.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Leave it with me.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36I'm sure I can arrange something for you.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40You missed a spot.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48It's the least I can do.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50When can I have my ticket?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Soon... Soon...

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- When I'm finished, can I at least see it?- No!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I wouldn't want you to lose it.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02You know how...

0:19:02 > 0:19:06Jas-y you are.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08You're SO right. I'm VERY Jas-y.

0:19:12 > 0:19:17Do you think Lily will be really sad if she finds out you picked me?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20No, she's not bothered. She's too busy staring at Matt.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Wait a second.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Are you saying she doesn't want to go any more?

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Well... Not really...

0:19:29 > 0:19:32So why have you got me cleaning out your locker?

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Oh, come on. It's not like you don't owe me.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36If you two hadn't ripped the book,

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Mrs Griggs would never have confiscated the tickets!

0:19:40 > 0:19:42So you don't even have them.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46Well, not as such, but my mum said she'd...

0:19:46 > 0:19:48You know what - just forget it.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50I don't want to go with you any more.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Jas!

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Wait!

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Who am I meant to take now?

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Ugh!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11After careful consideration, I've declared today

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Get To Know Your Pupils Day!

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Yay!

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I thought you could help me choose which pupil to get to know.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24So just reach in and choose someone.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Oh?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Yay! You've selected yourself!

0:20:38 > 0:20:41So... Did you have anything in mind that we could do together?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Anything at all?

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Some kind of learning event maybe?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Kind of talk? - KNOCKING

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Yes?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Just came to check on the patient.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59What have they done to you?!

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Can I take him?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Thank you! Thank you so much!

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Look, if this is about the Nox tickets, you can have them.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18What? Seriously?!

0:21:20 > 0:21:24They've upset my friends, my mum's acting really weird,

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Ollie keeps doing a strange pose all the time.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29They're a curse. Just take them.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Yes! Ah-ha-ha!

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Best day ever! Ho-ho!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40I mean, thank you, Martha.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Excellent.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44That will be all.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10How's the whale egg doing?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13OK, I think.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I put it in a saucer of water, like you said.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Good. Is it salt water?

0:22:18 > 0:22:19No. Should it be salt?

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Matt, whales live in the ocean!

0:22:22 > 0:22:26How do you ever expect it to hatch in tap water?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28If only we had some salt.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32What, what?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34How do we get the salt off?

0:22:34 > 0:22:37No need. Just arrange it around the egg.

0:22:42 > 0:22:47- What do you think?- I think I'm really going to enjoy this talk.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Wait, where are you going?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52No, no. I need you here.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53This is your talk too.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55No it isn't.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Look, I know I took over,

0:22:57 > 0:23:00but I really appreciate what you've taught me.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04I guess I just liked being the smart one for a change.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08So, are we going to do this together?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10I'll take that as a yes.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Hey, guys! Who wants to hear about science?

0:23:22 > 0:23:23Thanks for seeing me.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Always a pleasure.- How nice.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Biscuit?

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Yes, it is.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I'll get straight to the point -

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Martha tells me that you took her tickets.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36"Took" is a very big word.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I just confiscated them for a while.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40They get so carried away with their heroes, don't they?

0:23:40 > 0:23:44- They really do. - THEY LAUGH

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I suppose this Dr Nox is OK.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- In his own way.- Yes.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52If you like that sort of thing.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56Don't get me wrong. I haven't got his face on a badge or anything.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03- I take it you'll be returning the tickets?- Well, naturally I...

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Sort of now.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Well, naturally I would, but Martha doesn't want them any more.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- She gave them to me. - She did what?!

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I mean...

0:24:13 > 0:24:16No, that's impossible. She's going with me.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17- No, she isn't.- She is.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Isn't.- This is getting silly.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24- Is ten times and no returns! - Finders keepers, losers weepers!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Give them back or... I'm telling!

0:24:26 > 0:24:28You wouldn't dare! Besides, I...

0:24:31 > 0:24:32Where...?

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Oh, no.- What?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Nothing. Not important.

0:24:43 > 0:24:44I should probably...

0:24:52 > 0:24:56What we're about to show you really is a miracle of nature.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59- Right, Ollie?- Kind of.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02It's something you'd never imagine you'd ever see...

0:25:02 > 0:25:06It's my pleasure to present you with...

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Ooh!- Wow!

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Ladies and gentlemen, it is our pleasure to present you with

0:25:11 > 0:25:12a genuine dinosaur skull.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16What happened to the egg?

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I guess...

0:25:19 > 0:25:22I guess I decided it wasn't such a great idea after all.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Ladies and gentlemen, this is a genuine Allosaurus.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30It's, ah...

0:25:30 > 0:25:31It...

0:25:34 > 0:25:38Iiiitttt'ssss...

0:25:38 > 0:25:41It didn't get invited to many parties.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Why not?

0:25:42 > 0:25:47Because he had no BODY to go with.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50THEY GROAN

0:25:50 > 0:25:53I say, I say, I say - this dinosaur's got no nose!

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Then how does it smell?

0:25:55 > 0:25:59With chemoreceptor cells connected to the olfactory bulb in its brain!

0:25:59 > 0:26:01BEMUSED MURMUR

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Give me that book!

0:26:06 > 0:26:07So that's where you hid them!

0:26:07 > 0:26:09- No, I hid them...- Argh!

0:26:09 > 0:26:10AUDIENCE: Ooh...

0:26:18 > 0:26:20- Let go!- YOU let go...

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Oh...

0:26:38 > 0:26:39Well, carry on then.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- When does it start?- Five minutes.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Are you sure you're OK?

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Of course. Why?

0:27:03 > 0:27:06You could be on the front row right now. Don't you mind?

0:27:07 > 0:27:11I'm with my friends. Why would I want to be anywhere else?

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Besides, I think the tickets went to the right people.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23This actually IS genius.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24I know.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28He's just got that certain something, hasn't he?

0:27:28 > 0:27:29Shh!