0:00:02 > 0:00:04CHILDREN CRYING
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Please stop!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Trust me, this was the last thing I wanted to happen.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19I'm sorry, OK?
0:00:20 > 0:00:22I'm afraid it's too late for "sorry".
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Three words, Jas.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Best. Performance. Ever!
0:00:31 > 0:00:37- I know.- I think you might be the best actress in the whole world.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- I know.- Your Juliet was brilliant!
0:00:39 > 0:00:43So beautiful! So feminine!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I'm giving you a Double A Star.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Achoo!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52And then Mrs Griggs will give us a Double A Star,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55and we'll be carried out of the school shoulder high.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Jas, it's one scene from Romeo and Juliet.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03It's only for assembly and you can't even get the lines right.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Plus you have a cold so bad it's scaring Ollie.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Stay away from me, you cold-ridden demon.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15So what? My Juliet is brilliant.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I'm beautiful. I'm fembidinde.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19You're what?
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Fembidinde!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22And again?
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Fembidinde! I am fembidinde, like a girl.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Oh, feminine.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Of course you are.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33In a snotty, dribbly kind of way.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38So, maybe you should just stay home.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43No way! I need to rehearse and I am definitely not contagious.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Achoo!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57# Ooh, hoo-hoo
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# Ooh-hoo ooh-hoo
0:02:00 > 0:02:03# So, so, so, so
0:02:04 > 0:02:09# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo
0:02:09 > 0:02:12# Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- # So, so, so, so - So, so, so, so
0:02:19 > 0:02:22# So awkward! #
0:02:22 > 0:02:24DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Welcome, welcome.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Where's the patient?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Achoo!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Thank you so much for having her.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I am doing a half day today so I'll be back by...
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- 8.00pm tomorrow. - I'm sure she'll be no bother.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Of course she won't.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Now just keep the humidifier on medium for optimum air quality.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I've highlighted her symptoms in my medical dictionary
0:02:48 > 0:02:50here, here, here, here and here.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52That's my number, the GP, the hospital
0:02:52 > 0:02:53and the Institute for Tropical Disease.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I'll need hourly updates via the webcam.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58What medication are you using for Jas?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Er...Sugar Puffs?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Great!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I'm not sure about this. He has egg on his top.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Well, eggs are very nutritious. Right, Mr Salford?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Darling, you're not thinking straight.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14What if you get egg on your top, too?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I'll... I'll be fine.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Take this...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21as well.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24SUSPENSFUL MUSIC
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Welcome to the party!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oh, you were hiding.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43No, it's just where I sit.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Crisp?
0:03:46 > 0:03:47No, thanks.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I'm just going to sit down.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Well, don't get too comfy. We still need to work on our assembly scene.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59You're still directing, right?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02No, I'm not up to it.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05But don't worry. I've found a replacement.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Who knew there were so many books about Shakespeare?!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14OK, I've split them up and catalogued them by date
0:04:14 > 0:04:15and by theme.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19And as long as we don't eat or sleep,
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I'm pretty sure we can read everything anyone's
0:04:21 > 0:04:23ever written about him by morning.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Guys! Guys, wait.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Look, you need...
0:04:40 > 0:04:43I guess it's just you and me, then.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45What am I doing?
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Playing Juliet.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Er, no. That would be Jas.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I've done my research
0:04:52 > 0:04:55and nowhere does it say Juliet was a viral incubator.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59And since everyone else has just quit,
0:04:59 > 0:05:00you're my last resort.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Aw, that's so sweet.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04So you'll do it?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05No!
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Wait, please, I can't get sick, OK?
0:05:09 > 0:05:14I'm not like normal people. I have a very sensitive immune system.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15So, please,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17if you won't do it for me,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19then do it for my mucous membranes.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Oh, please.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Wait!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Please...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29help me...
0:05:29 > 0:05:30save...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32my...
0:05:32 > 0:05:33nose!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Get off!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's ridiculous!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38I'm sure Jas will be fine.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Romeo, Romeo!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Wherefore art that remote control-eo?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Don't tell me...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54..it fell behind the sofa.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01What?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Stop making it up!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I'm improving it.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Look, there's no point doing this if you're not taking it seriously.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Now, try again and this time try to get at least one of the words right.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Yay! It's Mr Sicky Bear!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Hello, everybody! How are you today?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23We're not very well, Mr Sicky Bear.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24We've caught the sniffles.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27That's what you have to say.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Oh, no, not the sniffles!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Would you like me to chase them away?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Do the song!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35There's a song?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38# I'm Mr Sicky Bear, and I'm on the sicky chair
0:06:38 > 0:06:40# And won't you say hello
0:06:40 > 0:06:43# To my sicky, sicky hair!
0:06:43 > 0:06:48# My Mr Sick-y Face is really round, not square
0:06:48 > 0:06:53# And my sicky tummy-tum, it rumbles here and everywhere! #
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Well? Say hello, then.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I don't talk to bears.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04That's OK. You can hug me instead.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Hello, Mr Bear.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07It's Mr Sicky Bear.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Get the name right.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, OK.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh, erm...
0:07:17 > 0:07:18..so,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21have you washed recently?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23LAUGHTER
0:07:23 > 0:07:25You don't wash Mr Sicky Bear!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27That would be like washing the cushions.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30LAUGHTER
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Or hoovering the carpet!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Zebra. Three down. Striped horse.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Thanks.- Which then makes three across Zulu
0:07:45 > 0:07:48and four down, umbrella
0:07:48 > 0:07:50and then 17 across is anvil!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Wow! You finished that quick!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55You've got time to do the scene now.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59For the last time. It's Jas' part.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00I couldn't do that to her.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03OK, loo... Oh, no.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- What?- It's Natasha Jones.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07She keeps showing me dresses.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Yeah. Martha put her in charge of costumes.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, yeah, like that's an excuse.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Just, er...tell her I'm out.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Hi, Ollie.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18What do you think?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Juliet gets to wear that?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I know! I was thinking hair up?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Oh! That would be amazing! I've got a clip that would...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Jas will look great.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Would you mind trying it on?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- I just need to check the hem. - Really?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I mean, sure, if that's helpful.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I'll help. Whatever.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Ooh, are those the shoes?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I don't know, darling. Is it some sort of dishcloth?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55He's a bear, mother.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Fascinating.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57What's he for?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Hugs, apparently.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02And do you wear some sort of protective equipment?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05No, not that I'm aware of.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, dear. Really?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Maybe it's time to open the bag.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ooh, I don't know.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I don't want to be rude.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15No! It'll be a nice surprise.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Anyway, I've got to go, darling.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Client meeting.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20The one with the breath.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Right, Mr Wilson. You're up.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25You've got five minutes. Shoot.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38What do you think?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's beautiful!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Yes, it is!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49You, the dress.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51It's like it was meant to be.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52No, this is bad.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I shouldn't be doing this.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Take it away!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57No, don't.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59No, do!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Why are you fighting this
0:10:02 > 0:10:04when you should be asking yourself,
0:10:04 > 0:10:05"What would the dress want?"
0:10:10 > 0:10:11I think...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13maybe...
0:10:14 > 0:10:16..it would want me to wear it?
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I mean, it's not my fault Jas got sick!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23And it's definitely not the dress' fault.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29So all we're saying is,
0:10:29 > 0:10:33me playing Juliet would be the best for everyone.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Including Jas!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Exactly! You're such a good friend!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Now, if you'll excuse me,
0:10:42 > 0:10:43I've got lines to learn.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Don't you give me that look!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'm doing this for your immune system, too.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Oh, the sweet smell of potpourri.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Lavender and Jasmine. Perfect.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Romeo, Romeo,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07what's your favourite cereal?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09That's how you should do it.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Are you all right, Martha?- Yeah.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I was just wondering if you noticed anything.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Anything different?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Awww. You got crisps!
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Hang on a minute.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41What?
0:11:41 > 0:11:47Juliet can't do the famous balcony scene if she hasn't got a balcony!
0:11:47 > 0:11:48We should build one!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51You are so right.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Mm, me, me, we need wood, obviously.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Have you still got that glue gun we got you?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Can I just get everyone's attention?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Hello!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Well, first off, I'd just like to thank you all for coming.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Now, obviously, I can only pick one Romeo, but to me you're all winners.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44It's OK. I'm only here for the grades.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47It was either this or failing English, so...
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I mean, yay! Theatre!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'll go first.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00What are you doing?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Plate spinning.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Did Romeo spin a plate?
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Dunno.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09OK. I'm not sure that Romeo spun a plate,
0:13:09 > 0:13:11that's the thing.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15I can do it on one leg if that helps?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Sorry, sorry. One sec. One sec.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Congratulations!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28You've got the part.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Sorry, Rufus!
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Sorry, Jas, I'm going to be Juliet. Sorry, Jas, I'm going to be Juliet.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Ollie's making me be Juliet!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Can't stop, I'm defrosting the freezer.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48OK.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49It's been nonstop today.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Don't ask me when I'm going to get round to those cupboards!
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Um. I won't.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Oh, look at you. Come here.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Is Jas home?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Living room. Shoes off, please, I just cleaned the floor.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05OK, Mrs Fitzgerald.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I mean, Martha.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08I mean, thanks!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Wow.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I know, right?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20It's going to look even cooler once we've finished painting it.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22No.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23I mean, whoa!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Please don't tell me this is for assembly.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30It's the balcony scene from Romeo And Juliet.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Obviously it needs a balcony.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Of course it does.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37It's costing me a month's pocket money!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Even my great-aunt Sue is driving down to see it.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Right.- From Scotland.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Oh, boy.- She's 98!
0:14:44 > 0:14:45The doctors say she shouldn't,
0:14:45 > 0:14:48but we're just so excited about me playing Juliet!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Anyway, sorry. What were you going to say?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55I was just going to tell you...
0:14:57 > 0:14:59..about the costume.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I think it'll really suit you.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Achoo!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16You don't understand. It was all she could talk about.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18I should never have let you talk me round.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Lily, we've been through this. - No! I mean it.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23And this time nothing is going to change my mind.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Hi, guys. Ready to rehearse?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33OK, I've changed my mind.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Hey, Matt. So, any particular reason why do you wanted to play Romeo?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40The poetry? The love story?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Er, no. Just want to pass my English.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Right. Me too.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Really?- Yeah!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I mean, who cares about the stupid play...
0:15:51 > 0:15:54..with all the romance and the kissing.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57And the romance and the kissing...
0:15:57 > 0:15:58and kissing.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Are you done?- Yeah.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Great, so you can both meet up later?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08What? Later tonight?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10But it's the Champions League semifinal.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Which I won't be watching.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Yay.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Theatre.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Great.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24OK, cast, let's do this.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Let's put on an assembly!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Achoo!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Who's ready for their special break-time biscuit?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42BOTH: Yay!
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Indoors voices, please. Only quiet people get a special biscuit.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49But first we wash our hands!
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Having fun?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Of course!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58In fact, I've got a surprise for you.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Fingernails, please.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06You know you said you didn't have time to clean the house?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07No, I didn't.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- Yes, you did.- No, I said we don't want to clean the house.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- You did?- We like things the way they are.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15We'd never even think of...
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Is that what I think it is?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Where is he, Martha?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- I don't know. - Just tell me where he is!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Nooooooo!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Oh, er, surprise!
0:17:47 > 0:17:48You washed Mr Sicky Bear?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I think he likes it.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Hello, I'm Mr Bear! I love being clean!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02That's not how he talks.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05You washed Mr Sicky Bear?!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Be brave, sweetheart. We can get through this.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Maybe you will, one day,
0:18:11 > 0:18:13but I'm not sure if I can.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Jas, please, I can explain.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Stay away from me. I need to be alone.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- I hope one day someone washes your bear.- Oh!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Then you'll understand.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33She doesn't mean it.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35She's just angry.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Oh, dear.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I never meant for any of this to happen.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Oh, speak again, bright angel,
0:18:50 > 0:18:51for thou art...
0:18:53 > 0:18:56..as glorious as this night as a...
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Yes! Get in!
0:18:59 > 0:19:00CHEERING FROM PHONE
0:19:04 > 0:19:05I mean...
0:19:05 > 0:19:07messenger of heaven.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Achoo!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Was that OK?
0:19:15 > 0:19:19We can practise the kiss if you want.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Achoo!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Your mum said to come through.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33We were just waiting for you!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Are you OK?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40There's no easy way to say this.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Martha washed my bear today.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Oh, no!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I am so sorry.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50It's probably better if we just don't ask.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Yeah.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Are you rehearsing?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Have you replaced me?
0:19:59 > 0:20:04What? No! We could never do that! It wouldn't be the same without you.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Aw.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10What are you doing? No, don't come over here.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17What?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25# He's a little sicky bear... on the sicky chair...
0:20:27 > 0:20:29# On the...
0:20:29 > 0:20:33# On the sicky chair with his sicky hair... #
0:20:37 > 0:20:39HE SOBS
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Oh, please don't cry. You can't imagine how sorry I am.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I'm fine. It's just the paint's got in my eyes.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48There must be something I can do.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Can I help?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51No need.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52But I want to!
0:20:55 > 0:21:00I love dirty bits of wood covered in splinters and dust.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05And...what a lovely smell!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- I don't think you mean that. - Yes, I do.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- No, you don't.- I do! See?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Careful! You're going to... - HE GASPS
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh...good.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I was hoping that would happen!
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Interesting.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31That was actually quite fun.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36That was really fun!
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Are you OK?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I'm better than OK, Mr Salford.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Now pass me that drill.
0:21:53 > 0:21:5637 degrees. It's rising, it's definitely rising, I can feel it.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58How's my neck? Is my neck swelling?
0:21:58 > 0:21:59- No.- OK.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Stay back! You've done enough!
0:22:03 > 0:22:04I think I should write a will.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Get me a pen and some paper. And a solicitor.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09I want a solicitor! Get me a solicitor!
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Ollie, calm down!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Calm down? Calm down?!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16This never would have happened if you'd just stayed at home
0:22:16 > 0:22:18and let Lily play Juliet!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Let Lily do what?
0:22:22 > 0:22:23He's joking.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25No, I'm not.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Lily wanted your part so you wouldn't come back.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- STRAINED:- I think... I think my voice just went.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I'm seeing spots!
0:22:37 > 0:22:38You tried to steal my part?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40I was defending you!
0:22:40 > 0:22:45THEY ALL ARGUE
0:22:45 > 0:22:47QUIET!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Thanks. I'm glad I got your attention.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Well, this has been fun, obviously.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57But I would love to get home before midnight.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59If I even make it that long.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I said, quiet!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Now, there's an easy way to decide this.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Which one of you actually knows the lines?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Well, obviously I...
0:23:13 > 0:23:15..don't know them.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Here you go, Lily.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Are you sure?
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Of course. I never really wanted it that badly anyway.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Honestly! I've already forgotten. What were we all talking about?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Cos I don't know!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38What do you think?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Hmm. Not sure.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Is it a smidge on the bright side?
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Nothing a lick of paint can't fix.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46DOORBELL RINGS
0:23:48 > 0:23:50The important thing is that we don't hold back.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Just slap it on with our hands, brushes...- Er, Martha...
0:23:53 > 0:23:55I could use my sleeve!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Er...
0:23:58 > 0:24:00We were just, er...
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Darling, what have I told you about painting indoors?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09You have to use a roller for even coverage!
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Right. Thanks!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Crisp?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18MARTHA: No!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Beautiful. Just beautiful.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I'm not too sure this is such a good idea.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I think you'll be great.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Of course, if you don't believe me, you can always ask someone else.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52You dirtied him back!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08You look great! Not at all fembidinde!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- What?- Fembidinde.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12You know? Like a girl.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Right, we're losing the tights.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Whoa, whoa! You have nothing to worry about.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Really?
0:25:19 > 0:25:23The worst that can happen is everybody just laughs at you...
0:25:23 > 0:25:26And maybe throws stuff...
0:25:26 > 0:25:31And this goes down in history as the most embarrassing day of your life.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Better?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39OK, one last rehearsal, everyone!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Shall we start?
0:26:01 > 0:26:02What's in a name?
0:26:02 > 0:26:07That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called,
0:26:09 > 0:26:13retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Romeo, doff thy name,
0:26:16 > 0:26:20and for that name, which is no part of thee, take all myself.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27Bravo! Well done, Jas. So beautiful!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29So fembidinde!
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Fembidinde! You know, like a girl!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Oh. Feminine!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38It's such a shame it's been cancelled.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Sorry. I thought you said "cancelled".
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Well, didn't you get the message?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48With so many people off sick, they've decided to postpone it.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50But... But we've been...
0:26:52 > 0:26:53It's not all bad news!
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Rufus is going to do some plate spinning in the break room instead!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Yay!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02It's the kind of thing Romeo would have done anyway, right?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12How are you feeling?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Much better, thank you. Thanks for having me.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Don't worry, it was the least we could do. Oh, I almost forgot!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Really? Are you sure?
0:27:28 > 0:27:29I trust you to keep him dirty.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Sorry. I can't.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I know we talked about this, but...
0:27:36 > 0:27:38it's too soon.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Don't worry. He just needs more time.