0:00:05 > 0:00:06What?
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Nothing. I'm just glad we're finally on a date.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Yeah. To think we've liked each other...
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- All this time... BOTH:- ..and were both too shy to say!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18There's just so much to say, I don't know where to start.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20I think I know what you mean.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Oops! Sorry!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28You were saying?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Oh, no,
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Matt, have I paused you?
0:00:34 > 0:00:38What...are you...doing?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Make...it...stop...!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42AT HIGH SPEED: Stop doing that, you're making it worse.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Call an ambulance or something.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47IN SLOW MOTION: Please...just...try.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57It's OK! I'm me again!
0:00:57 > 0:01:02- SLOWED SPEECH:- What a relief! I thought I'd never get you back!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04SHE GASPS
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Isn't plant species compatibility just marvellous?
0:01:40 > 0:01:41The very stuff of life.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Oh, look, it's me, a lily!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Lilies have a scaly underground bulb
0:01:49 > 0:01:52and large trumpet-shaped heads...
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- I'm not named after the flower. - What else are you named after, then?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Other girls...called Lily.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I'm named after the name.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Fascinating!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09The common fig and the creeping fig
0:02:09 > 0:02:11are not meant for each other after all.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I can't take it any more.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Oh, come on. Where is your sense of curiosity?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- What would Lily say if she were here? - I can't take it any more.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23I can't say one thing normal in front of Matt.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Last night, I had a dream we were stuck on different speeds.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Do you think that's telling me something?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Don't eat cheese before bed.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32That we just might not be compatible!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36If I can't act normal around him, what hope is there?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I might just give up.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Yeah.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42This is the bit where you talk me round.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Oh, sorry. You made a compelling argument.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- I know! I know! - I feel a bad idea coming on.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Three words - plant species compatibility.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Not even close to the three words I was thinking of.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Don't you get it?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58We can assess your and Matt's compatibility
0:02:58 > 0:03:01using the plant species comparison software!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You do know I'm not an actual lily, right?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Obviously, despite your...
0:03:07 > 0:03:10trumpet-shaped head.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18All we have to do is create a human database instead of plants.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20It'll work out which people are right for each other.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23And where are you going to get this human database?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- BELL RINGS - Leave that to me.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33I'm just glad she's finally woken up to the joys of hybridisation.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Open it. I've only gone and done it.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Oh...
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Made your laptop into a toastie maker?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53That's where it went!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03I've hooked the plant compatibility software
0:04:03 > 0:04:04up to the school database.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09It now compares couples! I call it the Love Machine.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13You hooked it up to the school database?!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Relax, it's only slightly illegal.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Let the Love Machine predict.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30See! There's nothing to worry about.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33But what's that 3% not compatible?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Nothing.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Little stuff, like you not being into sports,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- and his earlobes. - What about his earlobes?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43One's bigger than the other, flaps like a cat door.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46That bothers you a bit - so that goes in the 3%.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48I've never even noticed that!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oh, yeah.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02What's the other 3%?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I'll e-mail you the list.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Your turn.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Who's your most compatible mate...?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11COMPUTER PINGS
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Well, I never saw that coming.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- BOTH:- Really?
0:05:18 > 0:05:23ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:25 > 0:05:27My turn!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Love Machine - predict!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Mrs Griggs! That's got to be a mistake.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42Look, the school database has parents and teachers on it too.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45You clicked on your dad's profile by mistake.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Ah. So, Mrs Griggs is my dad's perfect partner...
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Mrs Griggs is my dad's perfect partner!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Delete! Delete! Oh, it's burning my eyes!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01You just saved the report and posted it on Mrs Griggs' profile.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Ahh!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Now you've posted it to everyone on the database...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Ahh! Undo! Undo my life!
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Now you've killed the Love Machine.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I've got to stop this!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I've got to get to another computer!
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Apparently we have a high intraspecific hybridity.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- I'm sorry? - We're made for each other.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Based on what?
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Based on proven species compatibility software.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Jas turned it into an annoyingly accurate Love Machine.- Huh.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48That's what I said.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50So...it's based on science.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- BOTH:- So it must be right.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- What now?- I guess we're a couple.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Excuse me.- Hoy!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Come on...
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Please delete, please delete.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Sorry. Love emergency.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- What are you doing?- Hmm?
0:07:28 > 0:07:33Oh. Well, I got this text book on the subject - how to be a couple.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35It says we should hold hands. So...
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh. That makes sense.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Oh, and I got you these.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Thank you.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50What do I do with them?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Nothing. It's just a sentiment.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56So, they have no practical application?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58They just show I care.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You killed a plant. How does that show you care?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Um...
0:08:07 > 0:08:09..I don't know.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I can't believe another laptop's just died.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I guess it was its time.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Oh...argh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Mrs Griggs.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Oh, come on. Just get out!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38What do you mean, "Mrs Griggs"? What does that mean?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Oh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41She's adorable, isn't she?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43SHE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I can't breathe!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- What's wrong?- Nothing.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Just...
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Cringe attack!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Oh. Oh, come on!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02It's OK, Jas, it's OK.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05The most important thing is Mrs Griggs doesn't find out
0:09:05 > 0:09:06that Dad thinks she's adorable.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Your father thinks I'm adorable?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Admirable. He admires you.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15As a woman.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19As a... As a...thing!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Teacher!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Teacher.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27It's funny you should bring him up.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Something came to my attention concerning him yesterday.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Oh, no.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Before then, it hadn't occurred to me, but then I realised, actually...
0:09:36 > 0:09:39he's perfect.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44What's that?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I wondered if you wouldn't mind giving him this letter.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- It's from me.- No!- I beg your pardon!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54No...problem!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Oh, curse that Love Machine!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Matt says, "No way" a lot.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Even though there is a way.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Pfft!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I can handle that.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Channel surfs, laughs at anything...
0:10:14 > 0:10:16chews food noisily!
0:10:16 > 0:10:19I've never even noticed that!
0:10:19 > 0:10:24HE CRUNCHES
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Hey, Lils.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Lils?- Sorry,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Um, I was...doing a sum in my head.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- No way.- Way.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40I've got to lobe - GO! I've got to go.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44It doesn't matter, Lily. It doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48It matters!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Curse that Love Machine!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Do you feel anything?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I feel your hand.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Anything else?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Awkwardness. What about you?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Do you think about me when we're apart?- No.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16- Have you ever scribbled my name on your pencil case?- No.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Does your heart skip a beat at the very mention of my name?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Ollie.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I'm more compatible with this book!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31But it must be right, it's science.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34If it isn't then what next?
0:11:34 > 0:11:35The theory of relativity?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Don't even joke.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39But what if we've been living a lie?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41What if science has...
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Don't say it! - ..betrayed us?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Oh, you said it. You said it.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Curse that Love Machine!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:09 > 0:12:11HE CRUNCHES
0:12:21 > 0:12:24"It's not your letter, you can't open it."
0:12:24 > 0:12:25But I need to know for sure!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27"But it's private."
0:12:27 > 0:12:30"Do you want your step-mum to be Mrs Griggs?"
0:12:30 > 0:12:33"OK, you win, open it."
0:12:42 > 0:12:45"Dear Mr Salford, it would be an honour if you would go out..."
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Argh!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I feel bad.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58OK, that's gone. Just relief now.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Phew! Glad that's gone!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07"Dear Mrs Hampton, it would be an honour if you would go out
0:13:07 > 0:13:10"of your way to contribute to the school fair once again..."
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Blah, blah, blah...
0:13:11 > 0:13:13KNOCK ON DOOR Come in!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18You wanted to see me, Mrs Griggs?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Ah, yes. Lily, would you mind giving this to your mother?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25The school fair is upon us, and it occurred to me yesterday that
0:13:25 > 0:13:29your mother could supply the weird food.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30The what?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I mean food.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Cool!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Hey, Lils.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Hey, Matt. What are you doing tonight?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Uh... nothing.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Great. Want to hang out? - Uh...yeah, OK.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Cool. See you then.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Martha, I'm cured! I can be normal around Matt!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09All that 3% stuff has made me feel...
0:14:09 > 0:14:12not intimidated by him any more.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15For the first time ever, I wasn't awkward, I was cool!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18I was cool, Martha!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You're celebrating losing your quirky individuality
0:14:21 > 0:14:24and becoming another dull member of the herd?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I know, isn't it great?!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29And for the first time ever I asked him to hang out.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Can you believe that? - I- asked him.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34This Love Machine has transformed me! Do you want to come?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37We can double date with you and Ollie.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41For so many reasons, a scenario I never saw coming.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Come on, it'll be fun. The Love Machine says so.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45- Pfft!- Pfft?
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Yes, pfft. Science has broken my heart.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Aw, you're jealous.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56No, I'm not. That's the problem.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Science says I should be and I'm not.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Everything I believe in is wrong!
0:15:02 > 0:15:06It's OK, calm down. Breathe.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08You're just not used to it, that's all.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Not a problem. I can teach you how to be jealous.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16I'm no expert, but this sounds like one of those things that ends badly.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Do you want science to be right or not?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20What do I have to do?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Simples. Just give him the silent treatment.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Jas!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Did your father receive my letter?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- What was his response?- Um...
0:15:40 > 0:15:42We should...sit down.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Mrs Griggs, my father has declined. - Oh!
0:15:57 > 0:16:01But I don't want you to feel bad. It's not you, it's him.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03But I need him.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06You'll learn to move on. Everybody does.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Listen, if it's an issue of money,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I can pay him.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Mrs Griggs! You are an attractive woman.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Oh! Thank you.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- You don't need to do this. - But I need a bouncy castle!
0:16:20 > 0:16:24I don't know what that means, and I don't want you to tell me.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- I've left it too late. - Not true. Not true.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31You've got plenty of time to find someone.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Just let this one go.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I haven't seen you for 16 hours and 12 minutes.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Where have you been?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Longitude and latitude will suffice.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Hmm. Curious...
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Subject displays selective perceptual impairment -
0:16:58 > 0:17:01possibly both visual and auditory.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I shall investigate further.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12- Stop it! I'm giving you the silent treatment.- Why?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Lily said it would convey my anger.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16What are you angry about?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19About you talking to another girl.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- That bothered you?- Apparently.- Hmm.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Well, your attitude is making me angry.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- It is?- Yes.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Doesn't say why though.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36You're irrational. I think this is a fight.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Ah, yes. Neither of us are rational during a fight.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40What do we do now?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Um, we storm off.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49- No, I think in different directions. - Right.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- I just got a voicemail from Mrs Griggs.- Really?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01She said she was offended that I turned her down
0:18:01 > 0:18:04and she thought I'd be perfect.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Drunk, obviously.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09OK, it was me.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I told her you weren't interested.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Why would you say something like that?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Look...
0:18:17 > 0:18:21I just feel that...we don't spend enough time together.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Yes, that's it.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26And that, if you did this...
0:18:26 > 0:18:29the thing with Mrs Griggs,
0:18:29 > 0:18:33then we'd spend even less time together.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Yes, that makes sense.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38But... We're with each other every day.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Good point.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Um, well, I'm worried that
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I'd lose your attention.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48OK...
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I won't get involved.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Just for you.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Let's spend more time together instead.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Thanks, Dad.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Do you want to watch Dog Hospital with me?
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Can't. Got stuff to do.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14You are sending mixed signals.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16You need to make your feelings more clear.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22OK, that's...pretty clear.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26What's up with them two?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29They're having a couple fight.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31They're a couple?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Only in the way that gloves are a couple.
0:19:36 > 0:19:41There's something...different about you.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43You seem...
0:19:43 > 0:19:45HE CRUNCHES
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Cool?- You're always cool.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Really?- To me.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Really? Cos, like...
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Normally I, like, think I make a bit of a...
0:19:55 > 0:19:58'Don't say donkey. Don't say donkey.'
0:19:58 > 0:20:01..donkey of myself.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Donkey?- Yeah.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Donkey.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Like, you know, like...
0:20:09 > 0:20:10'DON'T do the donkey noise.'
0:20:10 > 0:20:13HEE-HAW!
0:20:21 > 0:20:22What's wrong with you?
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Don't you see?! He's completely adorable!
0:20:26 > 0:20:27That's so annoying.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30It means I'm falling for his quirky traits.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34All his little habits - they're suddenly becoming cute!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Suddenly, I LIKE the way he eats.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40And don't even get me started on his sweet little earlobe.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42So...
0:20:42 > 0:20:44So, he's perfect again!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47And I'm back to being intimidated.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49What is this madness?!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Does it matter?
0:20:51 > 0:20:52DOES it matter?!
0:20:52 > 0:20:57I lost my cool. I had cool Martha, and I've lost it.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Come on. It's not that bad.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04I made a donkey noise.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06A very authentic one.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08You make a compelling argument.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16And you couldn't give the little guy another chance?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22HE SOBS
0:21:22 > 0:21:25That's a sad episode.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Sad episode.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Dad...? Are you OK?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Of course, sweetheart. Just got...
0:21:37 > 0:21:39something in my eye.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Tears!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's tears!
0:21:52 > 0:21:56My dad's lonely and I think it's my fault.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Me preventing him seeing Mrs Griggs is obviously breaking his heart.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04What's with you guys?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Lily lost her cool and science broke my heart.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Ollie and I aren't compatible. - How are you not compatible?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15You share all the same interests, do everything together,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18can be mistaken for each other in the dark...
0:22:20 > 0:22:23But we don't feel anything for each other.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26What do you call admiration and respect?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Not to mention irritation and disdain?
0:22:29 > 0:22:33You're saying there are different types of compatibility.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35No, but OK.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Where are you going?
0:22:40 > 0:22:41To win science back!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Where are you going?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51To hook up my Dad and my headmistress.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Um... Who's going to fix my cool?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- My Dad would like to apologise... - Hmm.- ..and would...
0:23:00 > 0:23:01SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:23:01 > 0:23:05..love to accept your invitation.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Oh, I see. Changed his mind, has he?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Just like a man.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12He's really sorry.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Well, you can tell him he's too late.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18I've found someone else.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Time to step it up a gear, Jas.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I figured it out -
0:23:30 > 0:23:32we're using the wrong book!
0:23:34 > 0:23:39"Compatible. Well suited or able to exist together in harmony."
0:23:39 > 0:23:42There are different types of compatible.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44There are different types of couples!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Like friends... - Who finish each other's sentences!
0:23:47 > 0:23:51I was going to say, "Aren't romantic."
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Whatever! We don't have to be the gross kind of compatible!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I know! Which also means...
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- BOTH:- Science IS right!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08So...what now?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I guess we've broken up.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Dad, I'm sorry.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- What'd you break?- A woman's heart?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Eh?- Forget that.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I feel bad about the other night.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39The chocolate bar in the washing machine? Or chewing my phone?
0:24:39 > 0:24:45No, the other night when I said you don't spend enough time with me.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Oh.- Well, you do. Loads.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51I take up all of your time and it's not fair.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- You deserve a life too. - I can go salsa dancing again?
0:24:57 > 0:25:01No, I mean the thing with Mrs Griggs.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05I'm cool about it so you have my blessing.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08That's very nice of you, sweetheart,
0:25:08 > 0:25:11but you forget that it was tonight and you've already turned her down.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Well, I've got a solution for that.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Just turn up and give this to Mrs Griggs.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19It'll take care of everything.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Go! Get out of here, big guy.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31What's in the envelope?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33A recorded love poem.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36It's beautiful, if I do say so myself.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Sure to melt Mrs Griggs' frozen heart.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41You're in some weird territory.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43I stitched it together with samples of my dad's voice...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45That must have taken a while.
0:25:46 > 0:25:51Sorry I'm late. I just had a 15 minute conversation with Matt
0:25:51 > 0:25:54and I managed to do three animal impressions.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57But, hey, that's normal, right?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04What's that?
0:26:04 > 0:26:09It's a request for my mum to help out at the school fair.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11This is all about the school fair?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Didn't your dad get one?
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Mrs Griggs wanted someone with a bouncy castle.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Oh, no.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Oh, no, no, no!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Is she worth following?
0:26:30 > 0:26:34She recorded a love poem for Mrs Griggs, with her dad's voice...?
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Yes, she is.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50VARIOUS VOICES: 'I've never imagined that there could be this day.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54'A day that lo-o-o-ove might find its way
0:26:54 > 0:26:58'out of my heart and into your soul.
0:26:58 > 0:27:03'These feelings I have are beyond my control.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08'All my life I have waited patiently for a goddess like you -
0:27:08 > 0:27:11'so beautiful, so lovely.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13'Words can't express the way I feel.
0:27:13 > 0:27:18'These feelings towards you are all for real.'
0:27:18 > 0:27:20That's beautiful.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24It's adorable.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30CURSE that Love Machine!
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Subtitles by Ericsson