Library vs Tree

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09How long do you think this tree's been here?

0:00:09 > 0:00:13I'm not sure, but it's a mature European beech,

0:00:13 > 0:00:18so...probably about 150 years.

0:00:18 > 0:00:24Wow. So, this actual tree could have seen, like, the American Civil War?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Yeah. If it had eyes.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30And if the American Civil War had taken place in England.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33On a school field.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Wow, this is so amazing.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- The beech endures... - Like our friendship.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46No! No! No! It's "ALWAYS WILL".

0:00:46 > 0:00:48"Like our friendship always will."

0:00:48 > 0:00:53And, Jas, you put your hand on Martha's.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Now go again! This is a film about friendship.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Make me believe it!

0:00:58 > 0:01:01And...ACTION!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05The beech endures...

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Like our friendship always will.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Ow!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12That's it! You're both fired!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Now get me some fresh actors!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19And...ACTION!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23The beech endures.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Like my love for Lily always will.

0:01:26 > 0:01:31If only she knew how my heart lifts at the sound of her name.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Lily... Lily...

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Lily...

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Lily.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Lily...

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Lily.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Lily... Lily!

0:01:45 > 0:01:46LILY!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50You're dribbling cereal down your shirt.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00# Ooh-hoo-hoo

0:02:00 > 0:02:02# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

0:02:02 > 0:02:04# Ooh!

0:02:04 > 0:02:05- # So!- So!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- # So!- So!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

0:02:10 > 0:02:12# Ooh-ooh

0:02:12 > 0:02:14# Ah-ah, ah-ah

0:02:14 > 0:02:16# Ah-ah

0:02:16 > 0:02:18- # So!- So!- So!- So!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- # So!- So!- So!- So!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22# Ooh

0:02:22 > 0:02:25# So Awkward! #

0:02:26 > 0:02:29I love this tree. I wonder how old it is.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32I don't know. Chop it down and count the rings.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Don't be so mean!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36You're the one who wants to know how old it is!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38It doesn't mean I want to kill it!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41I don't know how old Mrs Griggs is, but I wouldn't chop off her legs.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Good, because it doesn't work on headmistresses.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Hold still.- Ow! What's that?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49- It's just a badge.- Well, it hurts.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I don't wear hurty things unless they're crazy funky.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57It is crazy funky. It says, "I Love Libraries." Now hold still.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Ow! Get off!

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Guys, come on. This is supposed to be a film about friendship.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Can you try not to impale each other for a second?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Lily, I'm campaigning for a new library here.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12I think that's a little more important

0:03:12 > 0:03:15than friendship, don't you? Here, put this on.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I'm NOT wearing that.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25It'll cover up the cereal on your shirt.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Do you know what I love? Anyone?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Ooh! Goats! LAUGHTER

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Yes! And badgers.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52But I also love big, fat cheques to spend on new school buildings.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Like this one.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59CHILDREN GROAN

0:03:59 > 0:04:04I've also enjoyed reading your suggestions for what we might build.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07The sixth form say they'd like a new common room.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- SIXTH FORM:- Yes!

0:04:09 > 0:04:13The drama group have asked for a dedicated theatre.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Jazz hands!

0:04:16 > 0:04:20And there's also been a very persistent campaign

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- for a brand-new library. - KIDS GROAN

0:04:22 > 0:04:24I knew I should have built a scale model.

0:04:24 > 0:04:29It was a tough decision, but I'm sure that a minority of you

0:04:29 > 0:04:32will be pleased to hear that the governors have opted for...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Library. Library. Library...

0:04:34 > 0:04:36..a brand-new library.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38YES!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Work will begin over the summer,

0:04:40 > 0:04:44starting with the felling of the old beech on the school field.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- What did she say?- She said...

0:04:47 > 0:04:50It's OK. I know what she said.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- IN DEMONIC VOICE:- Our glorious new library will crush

0:04:53 > 0:04:55the puny tree to dust!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58DEMONIC LAUGH

0:04:58 > 0:05:00N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

0:05:03 > 0:05:07I'm sorry, Jas. The decision's been made. They can't change it now.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Well, try! They listened to you before. Think of the tree.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15- You think of the library. - I am. I'm thinking of stopping it.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Friendship. A part love, part respect,

0:05:21 > 0:05:23part support and understand...

0:05:23 > 0:05:26SHE SQUEALS

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Sorry, Matt.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30It's OK. Do you want me to do that for you?

0:05:32 > 0:05:37- No-one cares about a stupid little library.- What was that for?

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- A library is just a building. - A tree is just a lump of wood.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43No, it isn't! It's a majestic living thing!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Not for much longer... - You monster!

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Well, don't think you're invited to my library victory party!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56There's a library victory party?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Of course. Everybody's coming.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09I can't believe no-one came.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Shh!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Well, it's not much of a party, is it?

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Oh, come on. We've got lots of books about parties.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Let your hair down...

0:06:31 > 0:06:33VUVUZELA BLARES

0:06:37 > 0:06:39VUVUZELA BLARES

0:06:40 > 0:06:42VUVUZELA BLARES

0:06:42 > 0:06:44No more libraries! Save the tree!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47No more libraries! Save the tree!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50LONG BLARE

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Stop this noise! We're trying to read about having a party!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56VUVUZELA TOOTS

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Don't threaten me with a vuvuzela!

0:06:59 > 0:07:00VUVUZELA BLARES

0:07:00 > 0:07:05- Right. Give that here!- Not until you call off the library apocalypse.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07What's all this parping?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Whoops...

0:07:22 > 0:07:26A whole lunch break as allotment scarecrows.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28This is all your fault.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- It's all your fault! - All YOUR fault!- All YOUR fault!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Your fault.- Your fault!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42OK, er, let's leave it there for today.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54SHE GASPS

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Are you OK?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Er, yeah...

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Erm...thanks for helping with this.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04No worries. I'll do some more if you lend me a camera.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- You can have anything you want... - Thanks!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09I could really get into this film-making.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- 'You think of the library.'- 'I am.'

0:08:14 > 0:08:17I'm starting to wish I'd never entered this competition.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19All I've managed to do is film my friends hating each other.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23You'll be fine. If anyone can bring those two back together, it's you.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25You think?

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Actually, you could be on to something...

0:08:33 > 0:08:38Conflict Resolution! This is the answer. It's all in here!

0:08:38 > 0:08:42We can make a film about mending a friendship. Matt, you're a genius!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Thanks, Lils.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Here we go... Step one of resolving conflict -

0:08:57 > 0:08:59get the parties talking.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Simples!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Why have you brought him?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12My client's exercising her right to remain silent.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15I will be acting as her LEGAL representative.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19TOY SQUEAKS

0:09:19 > 0:09:21How come I don't have a representative?

0:09:26 > 0:09:31- What am I supposed to do? - I don't know. Just copy him...

0:09:31 > 0:09:35My client has put together a list of her...

0:09:35 > 0:09:37demands.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50"Jas to stop being random. Jas to abandon library protest.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53"Vuvuzela to be snapped"?!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- We aren't accepting this!- Huh. Then there's nothing more to say.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Wait a minute! My representative hasn't done anything yet.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Do something!- What?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I don't know. Challenge them to a duel.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09He challenges you to a duel!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Go on, duel them!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Well, that didn't go quite as well as I'd hoped...

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Take this. And that. And a little bit of this. Hah!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26TOY SQUEAKS

0:10:26 > 0:10:27..but at least they're talking.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Take this, you fiend.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Well, they're doing something.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Um...I don't really know what that is.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39But things can only get better!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- ALL CHANT:- Save the tree! Save the tree!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48We don't need no lib-ra-ry!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Save the tree! Save the tree!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54We don't need no lib-ra-ry!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Save the tree! Save the tree!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59We don't need no lib-ra-ry!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03You're wasting your time! Popular uprisings NEVER achieve anything.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- What about the American Civil War? - And votes for women?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08And bringing back Windows 7?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13OK. Fine. But two can play at that game...

0:11:14 > 0:11:20Pulp the tree! Pulp the tree! Make books for the lib-ra-ry!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Come on, everyone, join in!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26VUVUZELA BLARES

0:11:26 > 0:11:29No vuvuzelas! I will not be parped!

0:11:29 > 0:11:31THEY ALL BLOW VUVUZELAS

0:11:35 > 0:11:37This might be harder than I thought.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Time to move to stage two - bring in the power-brokers.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Here we go. Now, is everyone all right for food?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Yeah, that's great.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59Sensational!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01SHE CHUCKLES

0:12:01 > 0:12:03I just wanted to say thank you both for coming.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- I hope you don't mind... - No. No, it's fine.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11- And Mrs Fitzgerald? - 'Tell them we'll see them in court.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16- 'Sorry, what?'- I was just saying, thanks for coming. I...

0:12:16 > 0:12:19'Yes, yes. Lovely to be here. You've got three minutes. Shoot.'

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Oh, um... OK, well, Jas and Martha have fallen out.

0:12:22 > 0:12:27- 'With whom? Be specific.'- With each other.- Oh, is this about the tree?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- 'What tree? Who's that?' - Oh, it's Jas's dad.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Hello, Saskia. Sorry. Bit jammy.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37HE CHUCKLES

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Yeah, Jas's a bit upset. Martha's been going round trying

0:12:40 > 0:12:42to get her favourite tree chopped down.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I'm sure it's just one of those crazy Martha schemes

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- that's got out of hand. - 'Is it?'- Yeah.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Maybe you can have a word with her? Make her see sense?

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- 'Mr Salford.'- Mm.- 'Keith. If my daughter has been "going around"

0:12:54 > 0:12:57'campaigning to remove a plant, I'm sure she has a good reason.'

0:12:57 > 0:12:59It's for the new library.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02'Ah! The one she's been campaigning for for months?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05'Well, that explains it, doesn't it? Good for her.'

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Bad for her. What about the tree? - 'What about the library?'

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Who cares about a library?- 'Well, Martha does and therefore I do.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14'And I'm going to do everything I can to support her.'

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Well, I'm going to do everything I can to help Jas protect that tree.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19'I'm sure that won't worry us much!'

0:13:19 > 0:13:21HE MIMICS HER

0:13:21 > 0:13:24- 'I don't talk like that!' - Yes, you do!- 'No, I...'

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Ow!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36I can't believe that went so badly!

0:13:36 > 0:13:41They were supposed to be solving this conflict, not escalating it.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Why is there a hockey girl on my screen?

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Oh, I was just doing some extra filming.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Just capturing stuff that looks...nice.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54You mean that I look nice?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Ugh! Is that a dog poo?!

0:13:57 > 0:13:59No, I think it's just a...

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Oh, no, I think it is. Cut it out! Cut it out!

0:14:02 > 0:14:06- Sorry, you were saying? - Oh, nothing. Nothing.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Let's stay positive. Maybe their parents haven't fallen out

0:14:09 > 0:14:11as badly as we think.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Hi, I'm Jas. This is my dad and this is a film about three words -

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Save. The. Tree.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25And... Beat. Saskia. Fitzgerald.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Erm, actually, it's still a film about friendship.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30The friendship between a girl and a tree.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33And beating Saskia Fitzgerald.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41The plan is - Dad's going to live up there, in a treehouse.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Then they can't cut it down.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49And no more little leaves will have to die.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55My dad's brilliant at protesting - and building things.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59We're going to stop this library, aren't we? Yes, we are!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05OW!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12'OK, what's your first move when you're facing

0:15:12 > 0:15:14'an organised public protest?'

0:15:14 > 0:15:18- Control the news agenda.- 'Good girl. And how are you going to do that?'

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- The school newspaper?- 'Honestly, Martha, is that the best you can do?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24'Come on, think bigger. Why is there a person filming us?'

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Oh, that's just Matt. He's helping Lily make a film.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- 'About your fight for education.' - Not really. It's about...

0:15:30 > 0:15:33'About stopping this tree protest! Oh, good.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36'That will get the public on our side. Well done, Martha.

0:15:36 > 0:15:42'Did I mention, I've got a contact on the local news?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44'Let's show these Salfords how to play hardball.'

0:15:52 > 0:15:56"Huge Nut Found In Tree." Why would the news say something like that?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Maybe they're talking about a different huge nut?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08"Accident-prone, tree-bound fruitcake Keith Salford

0:16:08 > 0:16:11"plans to tear down local school library."

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Hm. It does sound like you...

0:16:14 > 0:16:16This is Saskia Fitzgerald, isn't it?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19I knew she'd try something like this.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21We've got to come up with a response -

0:16:21 > 0:16:23something to make her back down.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25But what could it be?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Hmmm...

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Hmmm...

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Hmmmmmmmmmm...

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Hmmmmmmmmmm...

0:16:36 > 0:16:38A-ha!

0:16:45 > 0:16:49'This is unbelievable.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- 'Unbelievable!'- And he's released squirrels into the attic.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- 'What?!'- He says they're going to need somewhere else to live

0:16:55 > 0:16:58if we chop down the tree.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02And he's signed it with a picture of a huge nut.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06'That's it! Martin, cancel my meeting with the Ambassador.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09'I'm coming home!'

0:17:18 > 0:17:20It's hard to sleep up a tree.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Really hard.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Especially when you're covered in squirrel bites.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29But we'll get through this. Won't we, old friend?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Just me and you...

0:17:32 > 0:17:36We don't need much. Just water and cold pizza.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38And a bucket, in case I need to...

0:17:42 > 0:17:44..you know.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47And of course...

0:17:48 > 0:17:50..our secret weapon.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53'Squirty, squirty!'

0:17:53 > 0:17:57You don't think this is all getting a bit out of hand, do you?

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Lils... SHE GASPS

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Of course, it is. Of course it's getting out of hand.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03This movie's going to be awesome!

0:18:16 > 0:18:20I'm sorry, Jas. My mum says I have to stay away from you.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Yeah. And my dad says I have to pretend you don't exist.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29That means I'm talking to no-one! This is weird.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31I didn't want things to go this far.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I begged her not to write the article.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38And I told my dad to leave those squirrels alone.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39If they poop in our water tank,

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Mother says she's going to make your dad drink it.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47This is all my fault. I just wanted you to be friends

0:18:47 > 0:18:50for my stupid film.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53It's OK, Lily. We know you meant well.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55You only ruined our lives by accident.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57And bad planning.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Can we make up? Ple-e-e-ease?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Of course we can.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Martha... Is that your mum?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09CLASS CHATTERS EXCITEDLY

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Get down here right now! - You can't make me!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I can cut this tree down! What do you say to that?

0:19:39 > 0:19:43What the...?! Oh, you...! Stop that!

0:19:43 > 0:19:47What is that? Pizza? Oh, fine!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Fine, fine, fine!

0:19:49 > 0:19:51If that's the way you want it...

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Stop that!- Apologise to Martha!

0:19:57 > 0:19:59YOU apologise to Jas!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm warning you...

0:20:08 > 0:20:14No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Right!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Saskia, please! Please!

0:20:32 > 0:20:35It's only held together with string...

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- I knew this would be awesome! - Stop that!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Keith, you're an idiot!

0:20:43 > 0:20:47- This is it. This is the way to do it.- Do not pull that rope!

0:20:47 > 0:20:51- Stop pulling that rope! - You deserve this, you stupid...

0:20:51 > 0:20:53No!

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Argh!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- ALL:- Ooh!

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Awesome!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Mum?- Dad?

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Someone should get Mrs Griggs... - You're right. I'll get Mrs Griggs

0:21:14 > 0:21:18and get this WILD MAN ejected from school property!

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Agh!

0:21:20 > 0:21:24No. I'LL get Mrs Griggs and get this mad axe woman arrested!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- No, I'll get Mrs Griggs...- No, I'll get Mrs Griggs!- I'll get Mrs Griggs.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- I'll get Mrs Griggs.- I'LL GET HER!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Do you have a favourite subject, Amelia?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Oh, that's just the Wheel of Punishment. Ignore that.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Nothing to worry about.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00- No, no...- Mrs Griggs!

0:22:00 > 0:22:03I do hope you'll like our school.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06I like to think of us as a happy community

0:22:06 > 0:22:09of hard-working students, backed up by committed parents...

0:22:09 > 0:22:14- Get out of... - Mrs Griggs, this woman has...

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Are you aware that this man has been living in a... Agh!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- (Now, look what you've done!)- (What YOU'VE done!)- You did it!- You did!

0:22:41 > 0:22:43This is all your fault!

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Your fault...- Your fault...

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Was not.- So was...

0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Not.- Was.- Not.- Was.- Not.- Was.- Not. - WAS!

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- This is it, isn't it? - There's no way back from this.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05It's the end of our friendship. Your parents will keep you apart.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07It's like Romeo and Juliet!

0:23:09 > 0:23:11But in modern times.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13With girls.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15And less stabby.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17No. I'm not having it!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20I'm not being compared to some stupid Shakespearian cry-baby.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24- We're better than that.- Really? We're better than Shakespeare?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Yes!- You sure?

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Yes! And we're going to find a way out of this.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32We're going to stop our parents hating each other.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Yes! Using conflict resolution!

0:23:35 > 0:23:36BOTH: No!

0:23:36 > 0:23:39This time we need a strategy that's actually going to work.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Good news - we might get the tree condemned.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53It's always useful to have a tree surgeon who owes you a favour.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Remember that, Martha.- Thank you, Mother. I'll add it to my file.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00- What have you got there?- Oh, it's just the film Lily's been making.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Would you like to have a look?- Mm.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12- Blood On Your Hands?- Mm.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I thought trees had sap...

0:24:14 > 0:24:18You're right! SAP On Your Hands.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Aw! That was my last tin of paint!

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Never mind. Have a look at this.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28'They were the best of friends...

0:24:28 > 0:24:31'Full of joy. Full of song.'

0:24:31 > 0:24:34'Make books for the lib-ra-ry!'

0:24:36 > 0:24:38'Full of laughter.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41'Nothing could prepare them for the horror they would face...

0:24:42 > 0:24:44'..when parents go bad...'

0:24:47 > 0:24:48HE ROARS

0:24:50 > 0:24:51'Man ejected...'

0:24:51 > 0:24:53SOUND DISTORTS

0:24:53 > 0:24:56'Arrested! I'll get Mrs Griggs...

0:24:56 > 0:24:59'I'll get Mrs Griggs... I'll get Mrs Griggs...'

0:24:59 > 0:25:01SNARLING ON VIDEO

0:25:04 > 0:25:06'I'll get Mrs Griggs...'

0:25:15 > 0:25:18- So, what did he think of it? - I don't know.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21He watched most of it from behind a cushion.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Turns out there's nothing grown-ups fear more than embarrassment.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Hey, Martha! Hey, Mrs F!

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Girls...

0:25:34 > 0:25:36SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Lovely day we're having.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Although they do say it might rain later.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Yes, there's an area of low pressure over the...

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Atlantic.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52I do hope I didn't cause any...

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Jas!

0:25:55 > 0:25:57You...

0:25:57 > 0:25:59You forgot your lunch.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06- I heard it might rain later...- Yes!

0:26:06 > 0:26:10There's an area of low pressure over the, erm...

0:26:10 > 0:26:11over the, er...

0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Got to go.- Yes, must dash.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Good morning!

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Yes. Weather! Rain later!

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Got to go!

0:26:29 > 0:26:31There's still one problem, though.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Library or tree?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41I'm sure you're all aware of the disruption

0:26:41 > 0:26:44the proposed new library has caused.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47So, I was very pleased to receive this excellent late submission

0:26:47 > 0:26:49by Matthew Furnish.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Quite the Spielberg, aren't we, Mr Furnish?

0:27:12 > 0:27:15In fact, the film was SO good that the governors have changed

0:27:15 > 0:27:16their decision,

0:27:16 > 0:27:19and we'll be getting a brand-new sports hall instead!

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Whoo-hoo!

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Building work will begin over the summer,

0:27:24 > 0:27:28- starting with the demolition of the old beech...- The tree?!

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Sports hall?!

0:27:33 > 0:27:36BOTH: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:27:40 > 0:27:42# Ooh-hoo-hoo

0:27:44 > 0:27:46# Oooh-ooh. #