0:00:07 > 0:00:10The results of your careers predictor test are in.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Don't tell me - Prime Minister?
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Or is it Nobel Prize Winner for World Peace?
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Actually, it's neither.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19It says you're most suited to stay at home and not pursue a career.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Excuse me?
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Stay at home.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26And in a change to the curriculum,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29you've actually been pre-designated a husband.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30A what-band?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Ollie?
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Hello, Ollie. Can you show in Scott, please?
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Martha, Scott. Scott, Martha.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49You make a lovely couple.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56SHE SCREAMS
0:01:36 > 0:01:40So, you dreamt you had a husband? What was he like?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44He's... Forget about it! You're missing the point.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47It was a dream - a nightmare - about my future career.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Ah, I see.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Today's visit from the careers guidance counsellor has
0:01:55 > 0:01:58manifested itself into your REM brain activity.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I thought as much. I was hoping she'll confirm I've chosen the right
0:02:01 > 0:02:03career from this list.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Wowser, this is...pretty long.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08That's just the contents.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Atomic scientist,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16aerospace engineer,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18cathode timeloop technologist?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22You know, I'm not sure that's a career, but if it is...
0:02:22 > 0:02:23then I want in!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28So which one did you plump for?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Martha? Martha?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38All I'm saying is we're young.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Why should we pick what we want to do now?
0:02:41 > 0:02:46Yeah, forget the future. Enjoy today for the gift it is.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48That's why it's called the present.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49A motto-for-the-day app.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53My mother always says that choosing a career is life's most
0:02:53 > 0:02:54important decision. So why wait?
0:02:54 > 0:02:59Because Jas can't even choose what colour socks to wear.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Rude!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04How did they get there?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06This is it, ladies.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08What we're about to hear will open our minds,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11jump-start our imaginations and help us choose our careers.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Are you ready to meet the women we're destined to become?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Not really.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Let the inspiration begin!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Choosing the right career isn't easy.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26That's why I'm here.
0:03:26 > 0:03:33To stop you making ridiculous choices, ruining your lives
0:03:33 > 0:03:35and regretting it forevermore.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Right, well, thank you.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42THROAT CLEARS
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Any questions for Mrs Lazarus?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50No? In that case, I'll ask one.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Do you think it's possible to change careers late in life?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'm asking for, um, a friend.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58A common question -
0:03:58 > 0:04:01but no. Definitely not.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04I'll, um, tell my, um, friend it's a maybe.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Don't. It's a no.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14So you can discuss your career plans with Mrs Lazarus, Mrs Rennison
0:04:14 > 0:04:17has drawn up a schedule. First up is...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Martha Fitzgerald, human rights lawyer.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22It's my natural calling.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23After all, it's in my DNA.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I've got my mother's ambition and intellect,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28so why not follow in her footsteps?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31So if you'd just confirm my decision, I'll be on my way.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34SHE BLOWS NOSE
0:04:34 > 0:04:35You want my advice?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Advise me.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Aim lower.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Thank you, I knew you'd...
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Pardon?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Statistically, it's virtually impossible you'll become a
0:04:45 > 0:04:48human rights lawyer. Do you even know what they do?
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I doubt it. I repeat - aim lower.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Choose a simpler career.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57What - why would I?
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Aim lower.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Have you seen my grades?- Aim lower.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I never lose an argument.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I'm just going to keep saying aim lower. Try me.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I am rarely, if ever, wrong.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Aim lower.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Believe me, you'll look back on this day in a few years...
0:05:15 > 0:05:16..and thank me.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27The day I've always feared has arrived.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Look.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35"From today, for sixth formers only."
0:05:36 > 0:05:39They've banned us from the school vending machine.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43It's part of the school's so-called healthy eating drive.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I can't survive without snacks.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49SHE INHALES DEEPLY
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I feel weak already. I do funny things when I'm hungry.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm hungry. Shall I call the police?
0:05:54 > 0:05:55BOTH: No!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59This is a nightmare!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00This is perfect!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04This is the perfect opportunity to show Mrs Lazarus
0:06:04 > 0:06:06that I can be a human rights lawyer.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10This is clearly an injustice. An abuse of our human rights.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13You're right. It is!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17We're just as entitled to use that machine as the sixth formers.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20We can't just sit here, do nothing and accept it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21So what are we going to do now?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25We need a strategy. Think, Martha.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I'll call the police.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28BOTH: No!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35It could be worse, Martha.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39She told me I was destined to be a technical support engineer.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41That's good, you like tech.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Yeah, I love tech.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45But I don't love spending my days with bumbling fools
0:06:45 > 0:06:47who have no idea how to work a computer.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51That's my idea of hell. Hell.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Thanks for updating the antivirus software on my laptop, Oliver.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Always a pleasure, Mrs F.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58"Bumbling fools"?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- COUGHING:- Present company excluded.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Now to business.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Aim lower, Martha?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I've never heard such nonsense.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Avoid disappointment by not even trying?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13If I hadn't aimed high from a young age, I wouldn't be where I am today.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14That's what I said.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Martha, mug handles face west to maximise space.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Of course.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Attention to detail, Martha. That's the key to success.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24So now you must prove to yourself that you can jolly well
0:07:24 > 0:07:27achieve anything you put your mind to.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Starting with the vending machine injustice?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Good, we're on the same page.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Stage a protest against the out-of-touch,
0:07:35 > 0:07:36fuddy-duddy school governors.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yeah! Show them who's boss, Mrs F.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41That's correct, Oliver.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45But you're chair of the "fuddy-duddy" school governors.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48That means I'll be protesting against...you?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51True, but you're making an elementary mistake.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Don't think like a daughter, think like a human rights lawyer.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Blood is thicker than water but justice is thicker than blood.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Did you just make that up?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Yes, I did.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Nice sentiment, Mrs F.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Thank you, Oliver.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Honestly, I'd like to give Mrs Griggs a piece of my mind.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Promise me you won't do that.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Would you like an honest reply?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Yes.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Then don't ask me to promise.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27I'll show Mrs Lazarus I can be a famous dancer.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Famous dancer, famous dancer, famous dancer, famous dancer...
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Oh. Headteacher!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42It must need more oil.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Are you sure this is necessary?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54We've been through this.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57The bubbles draw attention to our cause without causing any
0:08:57 > 0:08:59irreparable damage to the property.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Nobody seems to care.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05They just need some encouragement. Watch this.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08CHANTING: What do we want? Sweet justice!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10When do we want it? Now!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13What do we want? Sweet justice! When do we want it? Now!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Everyone! What do we want? Sweet jus...tice...
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Permission to stop blowing bubbles?
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Granted.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Right, we need to take this down the official route. Follow me.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32..and therefore, I formally request the paperwork
0:09:32 > 0:09:35to the new school vending machine policy.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39School policies can only be viewed by the policy makers.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43School Policy - Section 8, Clause 6.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Ouch! Love-15.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Yet students have the right to request copies of school records.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Section 3, Clause 8.
0:09:51 > 0:09:5215-all!
0:09:52 > 0:09:58That's true, but Section 5, Clause 3 states that only
0:09:58 > 0:10:01applies to records in which they're mentioned by name.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Ohh... 15-30.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Indeed, yet school policies use the collective term "students"
0:10:10 > 0:10:12to represent each individual.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Therefore, I am, indirectly, mentioned by name.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I'll need a specific clause for that, please.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Ahh...
0:10:24 > 0:10:27If you'll excuse me one moment?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35CLOCK TICKS
0:10:35 > 0:10:36How's your mum, Lily?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Er... yeah, she's fine, thanks.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46That's it!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49This computer is so slow.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Oh, have you tried defragging the...
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- MUFFLED:- I will not become a technical support engineer.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Are you all right?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Defrag the hard drive!
0:11:06 > 0:11:11It worked! My own little tech support elf.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14It's official. I'm in hell.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Section 10, Clause 13!
0:11:19 > 0:11:20I'm impressed.
0:11:21 > 0:11:27Look, collect 50 signatures on a petition within 24 hours
0:11:27 > 0:11:31and you can appeal the decision. Section 8...
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Clause 6!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Exactly. But you didn't hear it from me.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Now, here's the new vending machine policy.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44OMD!
0:11:44 > 0:11:47You are not going to believe who's authorised it.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50How could you?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I agree with the policy. Healthier kids are happier kids.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57According to who? You? It should be an individual choice, not yours.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01What are you suggesting? I can't just undo my decisions willy-nilly.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- That's not how life works. - Mum, please don't say willy-nilly.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06This is your moment, Martha.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Build a strong team around you, back me into a corner.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Leave me no option but to revoke my decision.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13But you're my mother.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Blood is thicker than water, but...
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Justice is thicker than blood.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19That's my girl.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Martha.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24I'll see you in court.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Famous dancer, famous dancer, famous dancer, famous dancer...
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Headteacher again?!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49SHE GROANS
0:12:49 > 0:12:52SHE SCREAMS
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Feeling any better?
0:12:58 > 0:12:59They feel abandoned.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05I meant you, not the snacks.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Maybe this will cheer you up.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Ta-da!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Is that from the machine?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15No, I got it on my way to school.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18It'll taste wrong.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Of course it won't. It's exactly the same. Try it.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Ew!
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Your act of kindness is noted,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39but it just doesn't taste of the machine.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Listen up, team.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44The rules state we have to get 50 signatures in black ink
0:13:44 > 0:13:46on plain, white, unlined paper.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Simples.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52They do this in team building.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55We have one hour to get the signatures. We can do this.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Can I help you?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Oh, hello, Mrs Rennison.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Your hair looks lovely.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25Have you done something different? Makes you look younger.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Seeing you unexpectedly like this reminds me...
0:14:28 > 0:14:33Is the 2.00 one-to-one session with Mrs Lazarus still free?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Um... Yes.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Great, then book it in for...
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Sorry, could I have a name please?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45INDECIPHERABLE MUMBLE
0:14:45 > 0:14:47No, no, I need a name. School policy.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Surely as headmistress I'm above the rules?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Name?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Alfred Alfredson?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02There's no such student.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Martha Fitzgerald. She's a student.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Yes, and she's already had hers.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Elizabeth...Windsor?
0:15:14 > 0:15:19The Queen? Her Royal Highness wishes to discuss her career?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23It's for you, isn't it?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Congratulations!
0:15:25 > 0:15:29You've passed my Do Staff Members Enforce Policies At All Times? test.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Well done.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42Chocolaty chocolate - crispy crisps - sweetie sweets!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Jas, stay focused. And don't call the police.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47You're so right, I won't mention snacks again
0:15:47 > 0:15:50until we've got ten crisps - signatures.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52I can't chew it - do it.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Jas is weak.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59Caramel bars, chewy chews, salt 'n' vinegar...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01SHE GROANS
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Whoops. Did I already say oops? I'll say it again, just in case.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Whoops.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15What are we going to get people to sign?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Plain white paper. We need plain white paper.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Pink!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Perfect.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Really perfect.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Did somebody report a paper jam?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46BOTH: You didn't see me here, OK?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Kerching!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Plain paper, plain paper.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57They're all lined!
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Come to your senses yet?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Well, er, Cranmede School has introduced a new policy that
0:17:12 > 0:17:14infringes our human rights.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17So I'm fighting to get the rule changed with this petition.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Oh, I see. Most admirable.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Really?- May I?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Thank you.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32"Aim lower."
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Any joy?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43What are we going to do? We've only got 30 minutes left.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47SHE SIGHS
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - I hope not.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Thank you!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02What you doin', Lils?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Is that...bog roll?
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Um...
0:18:05 > 0:18:10Well, it may look like I'm holding a roll from a bog,
0:18:10 > 0:18:14but there's a actually a very good reason for me
0:18:14 > 0:18:17to be playing with a roll from a bog...
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Less talking, more signing, Matt.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Count me in.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Snacks from elsewhere just taste...
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Ew!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32They don't taste of the machine.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Good luck, Lils.
0:18:36 > 0:18:4127, 28. You need 50 signatures.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Here are the rest.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Plain white paper.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47This is highly irregular.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51I'm sorry, girls. I don't think I can accept toilet tissue.
0:18:51 > 0:18:56No, there's no choice but to say "petition denied".
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Nooooooo!
0:18:59 > 0:19:03I need my snacks, don't you understand?! I can't be responsible.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08I could eat anything. And I mean ANYTHING.
0:19:08 > 0:19:14Mrs Rennison, are you familiar with the case of McPitt vs Parchment 1832?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19The judge ruled every item is legally binding
0:19:19 > 0:19:20if it's signed and dated.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Congratulations, girls.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27You've earned yourselves an appeal hearing.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30THEY CHEER
0:19:30 > 0:19:36Looking at the diaries, the only option is...
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Next week is good.- Yeah, then you can have time to prepare.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40..tomorrow morning.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I believe the phrase is "Oh, dear."
0:19:50 > 0:19:52David and Goliath.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Federer and Nadal.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Fitzgerald and Fitzgerald.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Two greats going head-to-head.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Good times.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Don't forget the collar, Martha.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08You've got to look the part.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12The key to success is...
0:20:12 > 0:20:13- Attention to...- Detail.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27'Battery has 1% remaining.'
0:20:27 > 0:20:29'Battery level is critical.'
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I'll see you...
0:20:38 > 0:20:39In court.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Hi, Mrs Fitzgerald, have you seen Martha?
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Very funny, Jas. Now, listen up. We're ready for this.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52We've earned our right to be here.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55So let's go give Lady Justice a helping hand.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Go team Fitzgerald junior!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I even wore matching socks.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01They don't match.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Well, they match the other pair at home.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Please tell me you practised your opening speech.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Hello. Vending machines have feelings.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Can you imagine how upset ours is
0:21:16 > 0:21:18because so many kids are ignoring her?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22If we disrespect computers, we all know where that leads.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Remind us.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26The end of the human race.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I rest my case, your honours.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Was I blabbering?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Not at all.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Strike that whole speech from the record. Apart from the word hello.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44This policy...
0:21:44 > 0:21:46I object!
0:21:46 > 0:21:47To what?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Your argument. - You haven't heard it yet.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51But I know I object.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53She's good.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Shall we go?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- This policy...- You said that.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58You interrupted.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59I objected.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01This policy breaches the human rights
0:22:01 > 0:22:04of every non-sixth former at this school!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- I object.- Why?
0:22:06 > 0:22:11This policy improves lifestyle choices by removing temptation.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Shouldn't we be able to choose for ourselves?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16The right to choose is earned with age and experience.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Which neatly leads me on to my first witness.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I'd like to call Jas Salford to the stand.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Yes!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25BOTH: No!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28So, you were a frequent vending machine user, Jas?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Yes, your honour.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33And how many days in a given week did it tempt you?
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Five, your honour.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Five. And how many times in a given day?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Five.
0:22:43 > 0:22:49Five times a day. 25 times a week.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Gasp!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52The numbers speak for themselves.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56I ask that the judge dismiss this appeal immediately.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I object!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Jas isn't normal.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03It's true.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07She needs snacks to function. They keep her mind healthy.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10If you take snacks away from the Jas equation,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13what's left doesn't equal Jas. Is that what you want?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I repeat - 25 times a week.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19The numbers are pretty damning.
0:23:19 > 0:23:25I told you, Martha, attention to detail, that's the key to success.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Attention to detail, Martha. That's the key to success.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I'd like to call a surprise witness to the stand.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Chair of governors, Mrs Fitzgerald.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Mrs Fitzgerald, do you recognise this signature?
0:23:51 > 0:23:52It's my signature.
0:23:53 > 0:23:58Mrs Rennison, can you please recite Article 7, Section 3,
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Clause 14b of our school regulations?
0:24:02 > 0:24:07All school policies should be signed by the chair of governors
0:24:07 > 0:24:09or be deemed invalid.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12And your point is?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Yes, your point is?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Do you recognise this?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18That's my signature stamp.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Your what?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26I put it to you, Mrs Fitzgerald, this policy wasn't signed.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28It was stamped.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31This signature is invalid.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34This policy is invalid.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Therefore I ask the court to quash
0:24:36 > 0:24:39the new vending machine policy forthwith.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40I rest my case.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47By the power invested in me, I hereby pronounce the vending machine
0:24:47 > 0:24:52open to all students from this day forward and forever, no returns.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Can you get me one of those?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03My signature though, not hers.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Time to face the music.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20At least I've got you two as backup.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Hello.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Are you OK?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Darling, I couldn't be happier. You were brilliant.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36A real chip off the old block. You reminded me of me.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42You were a worthy adversary. There's no-one I'd rather lose to.
0:25:44 > 0:25:49Now, get to class and learn so you can earn.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51(That's Mrs Lazarus.)
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Mrs "Aim Lower" Lazarus?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Mrs Lazarus?
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I'm Martha Fitzgerald's mother.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00She taught us a valuable lesson today.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I'm all ears.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Two words.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Aim. High.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Silence in court... - SHE SIGHS
0:26:13 > 0:26:15She's flat-lining.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I object. Overruled. So do I.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19One snack coming right up.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28SHE GASPS
0:26:29 > 0:26:31THEY GROAN
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I'll call the police.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34BOTH: No!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39THEY GASP HAPPILY
0:26:44 > 0:26:46I made this for you.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49It's a T-shirt that says "I'm a human rights lawyer."
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I ran out of sequins.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57It's perfect.
0:27:06 > 0:27:12Famous dancer, famous dancer, famous dancer, famous dancer...
0:27:12 > 0:27:13I knew it!
0:27:13 > 0:27:16My true calling in life revealed at last.