0:00:02 > 0:00:05So, it's official - you're my boyfriend.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Yeah, I guess I am.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11It'll be nice to actually tell people now.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Yeah, and this badge will definitely help.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Do you think it's big enough?
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- The thing is, Lily, I'm worried I can't be your boyfriend.- Why?
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Is it because I told you there's no such word as "brung"?
0:00:22 > 0:00:25It's just it's "brought", as in, "I brought my homework to school."
0:00:25 > 0:00:27No, it's not that.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I'm an alien.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30I'm sorry, what?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Yeah, these aren't my real ears.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38I knew there was something weird about those.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- Sorry, Lily.- It's fine. I guess we can still go out.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43The thing is, on my planet,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46hand-eye coordination is really important
0:00:46 > 0:00:50and a girl can only go out with a boy if she's good at sport.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53So, it's a good job I've brung this, eh?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54No!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- You not eating that? - No, I wasn't ready!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Sorry?- You shouldn't skip breakfast.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Here, have an apple.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05No!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10# Ooh-ooh, ooh
0:01:10 > 0:01:12# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
0:01:12 > 0:01:14# Ooh!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17# So, so, so, so, so, so
0:01:18 > 0:01:21# Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh
0:01:22 > 0:01:26# Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh Ooh-ooh
0:01:26 > 0:01:30# So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so
0:01:32 > 0:01:35# So Awkward! #
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Right, Jason, what do you think?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Well, I think you can tell it's not your real hair.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Ha-ha! I mean the colour. I feel like a change.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Take my photo so I can see what it looks like.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Shouldn't you have asked Taylor Swift
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- if you could steal her hair? - Ah, she won't mind.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Lily, you haven't even taken a bite out of that apple.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Oh, I'm not really hungry. - Oh, too in love?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- What about this one? - I think it looked better on Beyonce.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Yeah, you might be right.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hang on. In love?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Yeah, with her boyfriend Matt.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Matt's your boyfriend?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Um, yeah, I think. - Does he know that?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Aw. He's a lovely lad. - He's all right.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20He's just a perfectly ordinary boy with perfectly ordinary...ears.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25Well, you'll have to bring him round for dinner. What about tonight?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- I could do my tuna and banana bake. - Uh, I don't think so.- Why not?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31You're not embarrassed about your family, are you?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- HE GASPS - Is that will.i.am?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37SHUTTER CLICKS Of course I'm not embarrassed.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40It's just he doesn't really like home-made food.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Oh.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Well, there's lots of other things we can do.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47We could put the speakers outside
0:02:47 > 0:02:49and have a disco dance in the garden.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- MUSIC PLAYS - Yeah! Let's do that.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- We could invite the neighbours.- Yes!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57And you can show off all your groovy moves.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Mum, no!- Come on!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03There's nothing embarrassing about dancing with your mum. Whoo!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- SHE LAUGHS - Come on.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Well, if Matt is an alien,
0:03:15 > 0:03:17he's got to reveal his true form sooner or later.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I don't actually think he's an alien.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Anyway, alien or not, he's still quite good-looking.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24He's more than just good-looking, Jas.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28He's kind and considerate and we have really deep conversations.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Hi.- Hi.- Are you all right?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Yeah, you?- Yeah.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- ECHOING:- I'm an alien.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- What, is it my hair? - No, no, nothing.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Ah, cool. Catch you later.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Wow. That was a pretty deep conversation.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Have you guys seen Martha? We were supposed to meet at 8.17.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I think the problem is
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'm not sure if he actually is my boyfriend.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Well, you need to ask him. - I know, but how?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01It's so hard.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Wow. This relationship stuff, it's a minefield.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I dread the day when girls start asking me to go out with them.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Ollie, you've got to be sympathetic to Lily's situation.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15She might actually have her first real-life boyfriend,
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- and that's a big change. - I don't like change.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21That's what I admire about Martha - her consistency.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26In an ever-changing world, she's predictable, unchanging.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27What is it?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Martha?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Hey, Martha. How's it going?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Oh, yeah, really well. Legend.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Why have you got a hockey stick?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54You hate hockey.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Actually, I've always admired the savage ballet of hockey.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00It's legend.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Savage ballet? Legend?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I love your new look, Martha. I haven't seen anything like it.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Actually, I think I have.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14That was a great goal, Amber. It was legend.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22What?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Ow, my eye! My eye! Ow!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33That's basically what happened in the Battle of Hastings in 1066.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Thanks, sir. That was legend.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Oh, thank you very much, Martha. Is that a new scarf? Very nice.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Legend.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Why don't you just change your name to Jade, as well?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I happen to admire Jade.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49She is head of the school council, gets straight As in everything
0:05:49 > 0:05:53and excels in a host of extracurricular activities.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55We'd make excellent friends.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- What about us? - I still value your friendship.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, legend.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01But studies show that girls with older friends
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- do about 26% better in their exams. - So, that's why you're copying her?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Showing Jade how similar we are is just phase one.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Phase two will be the PowerPoint presentation
0:06:09 > 0:06:11outlining why we should be friends.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Martha, that's not how you become friends with someone.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Isn't it? It worked with Ollie.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Now, in order to bring the Battle of Hastings alive...
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- We're going to act out the battle on the school field!- No, no.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24They won't let us do that again.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27The Bayeux Tapestry showed us the events in the battle.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29It's kind of like the action movie of its day.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31So, we're going to make...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Our own action movie!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36No. Our own tapestry!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Yeah!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40And then I'm going to put it up for the school's open day.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- BELL RINGS - Oh, good. Break.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I mean, uh, pack up, please.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- Hey, do you want to work on the tapestry together?- Oh, yeah.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- It'll be good to work as a team. After all, you are...- Yeah?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- ..really good at history.- Oh, yeah.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Hey, are you two going out?- What?!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Cos if you are going out, I'd take your coat. Looks like rain.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I can't believe you're joining the Gardening Society
0:07:20 > 0:07:21just cos Jade's a member.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Gardening is the ultimate natural science.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Anyway, how do you know Jade's a member?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Because I belong to the Gardening Society.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Who do you think invented the cross between the carrot and a potato?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- You invented the "creato"?- I did.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Well, I'm sure Jade and I could invent our own vegetable,
0:07:38 > 0:07:39if we put our minds to it.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Jade's three years older than us. You'll have nothing in common.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Look, if Jade and I are friends, it'll benefit you, too.- How?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48She has an electron microscope
0:07:48 > 0:07:51so I won't have to keep asking you over to borrow yours.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Oh.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Good.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Do you and Matt chat online? - All the time.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Do you hold hands?- Yeah.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Although we were doing Irish dancing
0:08:12 > 0:08:15and sort of everyone was holding hands at various points.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Sounds like going out to me.- Yeah!
0:08:17 > 0:08:23But are we really going out or just hanging out?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25How about I ask him?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27You can't. You're a girl,
0:08:27 > 0:08:31and apparently, boys only talk about girls with other boys.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- BOTH:- Ollie!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Well, darling, are you friends with Jade yet?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39No.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Oh. Have you shown her the PowerPoint presentation?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Lily says that's not the right strategy.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Really?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49It's the one I used for the GlenCorp proposal.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51It won us the contract, didn't it, Martin?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54It was very persuasive.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I think I need to do Jade some sort of favour.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59If I could help Jade out in some way,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01she'd think I was legend.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Like Androcles and the lion?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Androcles removed the thorn from the lion's paw
0:09:05 > 0:09:07and the lion was forever grateful to him.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Shut up, Martin.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Well, you'll just have to find some situation
0:09:10 > 0:09:11where Jade needs help, darling.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Yes, I'll have to be super aware and keep looking for an opportunity,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17so that when I get the chance, I'm ready.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Good girl. Bye, darling.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Satsuma?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29MOUTHS SILENTLY
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Why me?- Because you've got great people skills.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43No, I haven't.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- People confide in you. - No, they don't.- Here he comes.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Just talk to him man-to-man and find out if he's Lily's boyfriend.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Man-to-man.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Hey, Matt.- Hey, Ollie.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Ow!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07School, hey?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- School.- Yeah.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Where would we be without it? - At home.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Yeah, I suppose so.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19It's a place to learn, sure, but it's also about the people.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Boys, girls.- Teachers.
0:10:22 > 0:10:27Yeah, but I'm talking about the special people in our lives.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- Parents?- No.- Pets?- No. - I've got a cat. He's called Fluffy.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Yeah, sure. What I mean is we're growing up.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37We've got friends,
0:10:37 > 0:10:41but we're starting to want some people to be more than friends.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Yeah.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47And I just wondered if you're the sort of person
0:10:47 > 0:10:49who wanted to be more than friends with someone.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- What, like, go out with somebody?- Yes.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- HE SIGHS IN RELIEF - Oh, I see.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Well, you're a really great guy, Ollie,
0:10:57 > 0:10:59but I don't think of you in that way.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- No.- I'm sure you'll find someone who does one day.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- No, I didn't...- OK.- Wait!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06I didn't mean it like that!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- HE SIGHS - Oh, dear.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12This is book three in the Night Falls trilogy.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14My mother got it from America,
0:11:14 > 0:11:17so Ollie and I are the only ones in the UK that have it.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20According to her blog, Jade has just finished book two,
0:11:20 > 0:11:22so when she leaves the school council meeting
0:11:22 > 0:11:24in room four over there, I'll bump into her, drop it,
0:11:24 > 0:11:26and when she sees it, lend it to her,
0:11:26 > 0:11:30thus bonding us lifelong friends. What do you think?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Right, yeah, yeah. Very good.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Don't suppose you've got a pen on you.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Don't worry. Don't worry.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40And the school council meeting -
0:11:40 > 0:11:43that's moved from room four to room 41 upstairs.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45What?! No!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Wow. What an ending.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Ooh, sorry.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Hi, Ollie. Congratulations on inventing the "creato".
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Well, someone had to. - And you won the chess tournament.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Well, we were all winners, really. But I definitely did win, yes.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Well, my chess could do with a bit of a tune-up.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Are you free some time for a practice session?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Yeah, of course.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Night Falls book three? I've been dying to read that.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17I've just finished it. You can borrow it, if you like.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Wow. Thanks, Ollie.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- See you around. Legend.- Bye.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Looking for someone?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Yes! It's lasagne day!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Legend!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Ollie, how did it go with Matt?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46It's difficult to say.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48What do you mean?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Did you find out if he was my boyfriend?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Not exactly. - So, I still don't know.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- That's so annoying. - I know, right? So annoying.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- You don't seem annoyed. - Lily, it's lasagne day.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Nothing can bring me down.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Oh, no!- What? What is it?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08It's Jade. There's only one seat left.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09I'm not going to get there in time.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I guess you and Jade just aren't meant to be.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15No, Jade and I will be friends. It will happen.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21You must have another idea, Jas. You're full of them.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Lily, I'm looking inside my brain and all I can see is lasagne.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Finished with that? Thanks!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Yeah. Legend.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45PHONE BEEPS
0:13:45 > 0:13:48My mum wants to know if I'm going to ask Matt round for dinner.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Are you?- As if. You know what my mum's like.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55She'll get out all the baby photos of me and tell embarrassing stories.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Like when you used to get inside a sleeping bag
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- and pretend to be a caterpillar? - HE LAUGHS
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Yep.- And when you used to think cats were girl dogs.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- HE LAUGHS - And when you...
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Thank you, Jas.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- I've got it!- What?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28If Matt comes round for dinner,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30your mum's bound to ask him if he's your boyfriend.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32He'll have to answer and then you'll know.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Jas, you're a genius.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Finally, the world realises.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Excuse me.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53CLATTERING
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Shall I ask Matt if he's free tonight?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Um, I know I've been a bit tongue-tied with Matt in the past,
0:15:16 > 0:15:19but even I can't mess that up.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Do you want to have dinner with my mum?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- Uh...- And me, obviously.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35My mum and me.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Let me guess. Gardening Club?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Yes.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47And it was amazing.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Where else can one witness photosynthesis in action
0:15:49 > 0:15:51while cultivating the precious orchid?
0:15:51 > 0:15:55True. So, what were you doing today?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Manure spreading.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Ah, yes, it's Manure Monday.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I always try to avoid that. Too much manure.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Yes, well, obviously, Jade feels the same way
0:16:05 > 0:16:07because she wasn't there either.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09And you're signing up for Bug Club.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I think Jade's a member of that, too.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Oh? Really?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I didn't know that.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- I thought you hated insects. - No, I'm fascinated by them.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Yeah, and I suppose you express this fascination
0:16:23 > 0:16:26by standing on the table and screaming,
0:16:26 > 0:16:28like you did that time a daddy-longlegs
0:16:28 > 0:16:30landed on your pencil case.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I was standing on the table to get a better view of it
0:16:33 > 0:16:38and screaming in admiration.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Oh, of course. - PHONE BEEPS
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Yes!- What is it?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Sasha from year seven just spotted Jade in the library.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51She's reading book three from the Night Falls trilogy.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53How did she get a hold of that?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Uh...
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- How would I know?- Got to go.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11I talked to Matt and he's up for coming around mine for dinner.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Great! It's going to be brilliant.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Your mum's bound to ask him if he's your boyfriend.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19It'll be a bit embarrassing, but at least you'll know for sure.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Only thing is making sure my mum doesn't embarrass me too much.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25But what can I do? It's not as if I can give her a list of subjects
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- she's not allowed to talk about.- True.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Right, subjects you can't talk about -
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- when I cut my own hair...- Yep.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37..when I tried to glue my hair back on...
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- SHE SNIGGERS - Mm-hm.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42..when the barber had to shave my head.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45When you wore your slippers to school.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Oh, that's not on the list. Let's add that one.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55BUZZING
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Martha, you forgot this. As a new member of Bug Club,
0:17:58 > 0:18:00you get to look after the school fleas for a night.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Oh, great.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05This is the sort of privilege Jade is missing out on
0:18:05 > 0:18:07ever since she left Bug Club to join Cupcake Club.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Yeah.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Who needs cupcakes when you've got fleas?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Right, see you after football. - All right, love.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23"The dinner with Matt action plan."
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Wow. And who said romance was dead?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I didn't.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Jas!- Good luck.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Hope nothing embarrassing happens.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37That's all the baby photos.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Now, napkin code.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42If an embarrassing topic not on the list is mentioned,
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Lily will raise her napkin like this
0:18:43 > 0:18:46and you, Mrs Hampton, will change the subject.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48And in case there's something really embarrassing,
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Lily will say the emergency phrase,
0:18:50 > 0:18:52"Did you know Matt's got a lovely, fluffy cat?"
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Fluffy cat.- Brilliant.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Are we done? I just need to put this new hair dye on.- Yeah.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Sorry, Mum. It's just I really want this to go right.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Oh, I know.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I remember when I met my first boyfriend's mum.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Oh, I was really desperate for the loo and I...
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Oh.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'm home, Mother.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Hello, darling! Are you friends with Jade yet?
0:19:21 > 0:19:22No.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Good luck, and let me know if Matt says he's your boyfriend.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I will. Thank you. I hope I wasn't too hard on my mum.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I mean, I know I say she's embarrassing sometimes,
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- but she's not that bad, really. - What do you think?
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Got to go.- It's great, isn't it?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I'll be turning a few heads with this.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- DOORBELL RINGS - Ooh, that'll be Matt.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Now, I'll try not to be too embarrassing.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Hello, Matt.- Whoa.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Oh, yes, sorry. I mean, "Whoa, Matt."
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Honestly, I can't keep up with the way you youngsters talk.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Come in.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Matt's here.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Oh, I must check on the food.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Sorry I'm late.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I was looking for my cat, Fluffy. He's gone missing.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Oh, no.- Hopefully, he'll turn up soon.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- I mean, he did last time. - Well, thanks for coming.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I mean, I know it's a bit weird, just me and my mum...
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- Oh, no. It's about time. I mean, you are my...- Yes?
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Dinner's ready.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Barbecue chicken from the supermarket hot counter,
0:20:41 > 0:20:44pre-packed coleslaw and microwave chips.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46You know, I've never heard of somebody being allergic
0:20:46 > 0:20:48- to home-made food before. - Oh, no, I'm not...
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Mum, did you know that Matt plays for the school football team?
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Oh, really? What position?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55On the wing, but I prefer being a striker.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Oh.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Lily, don't you think you should save some chicken for other people?
0:21:00 > 0:21:01You've taken three pieces.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Lily did a football skills session once.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10The coach told her to kick the ball and she...
0:21:12 > 0:21:13..kicked it.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Nowhere near his face.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- And didn't injure him at all. - SHE CHUCKLES
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Not at all.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:34 > 0:21:36What's this, darling?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Have you made something in food science?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48So, Mum, I'm sure there's lots you want to know about Matt.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I'm sure Matt doesn't want me asking him lots of questions.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- He doesn't mind, do you, Matt?- Oh, no.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Well, there is one thing I'm curious about.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Forgive me if this is embarrassing,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01but I can't help wondering if you and Lily are...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- DOORBELL RINGS - Who's that?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Excuse me.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Oh, heeeello.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I mean, hi.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21I'm Lily's hairy...history teacher.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Oh, Mr Malone, isn't it?- Yes, yeah.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Lily forgot her Bayeux Tapestry homework.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I was just passing, so I thought I'd drop it in.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31That's so kind of you. Come and join us for dinner.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Oh, no, no. I don't think that's appropriate.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37It's only ready-cooked chicken, microwave chips and coleslaw.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- So, you didn't cook it? - Not really, no.- I'm in!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Have you heard anything about your cat?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Oh, no, I forgot about that.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Oh, sorry. I shouldn't have reminded you.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50From now on, no more mentioning cats.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Are you having a nice time?- Yeah.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56It's good to spend some time away from school stuff.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Yeah, definitely.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Look, it's Mr Malone.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Are you all right?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Ooh.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Are you around tonight?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I could bring over my electron microscope.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13I'm sorry, Ollie. You can't come round.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15My mother and I have fleas.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17You know, there's no need to be sarcastic.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20You could just say you don't fancy it.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Get off me!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25This is all Jade's fault.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29This is great.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- I hope you don't mind me using my fingers.- Oh, no.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36You know, the fork is a relatively new invention.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Until the 16th century, most people just used spoons.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Ah. Isn't that interesting?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Aren't we lucky to have a history teacher with us?- BOTH:- Yeah.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46We do a lot of things we didn't used to.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48In medieval times, no-one even took a bath.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Oh, I think Lily would've liked medieval times.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I can't get her in the bath when she's engrossed
0:23:53 > 0:23:54in one of her nature programmes.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I'm like, "Lily, you're starting to pong."
0:23:57 > 0:23:59THEY LAUGH
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I say, "You'll grow stuff behind your ears if you don't wash them."
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Mum!
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Did you know that Matt's got a lovely, fluffy...
0:24:07 > 0:24:10ECHOING: 'From now on, no more mentioning cats.'
0:24:12 > 0:24:15A lovely, fluffy...
0:24:16 > 0:24:17..head.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23That used to happen to me. I just changed shampoo.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Can I have some more chicken? - Oh, yes.- Oh, yeah.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Oh, sorry. I've spilt the barbecue...
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Do I really have a fluffy head?- No.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I thought you had a lovely, fluffy cat.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40If I ever see him again.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41- Mum!- Ah!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50I am so sorry.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Where do you keep the tea towels?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56No!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Is that Lily as a baby? Oh, she hasn't changed a bit!
0:25:13 > 0:25:16HE CHUCKLES
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Has a bit more coleslaw now, but...
0:25:32 > 0:25:34BELL RINGS
0:25:34 > 0:25:37So, I still don't know if Matt's my boyfriend.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39When I invited him round for dinner,
0:25:39 > 0:25:41I didn't think we'd both end up wearing it.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- Oh, no.- I was so embarrassed.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47I didn't know what was redder - my mum's hair or my face.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- But at least I convinced her to dye it back brown again.- Hi.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Martha, you're the old you again! - You were right, Ollie.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Trying to hang out with someone older than me, that's ridiculous.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I would have absolutely nothing in common Jade.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I'm just sorry it took me so long to realise it.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Hey, thank you so much for lending me this, Ollie.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Amazing ending. Are we still on for chess practice later?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Uh, um...
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Yeah, yeah. - Thanks, Ollie. See you later.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Hey, guys, let's go look at the...thing.- What thing?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Right. The thing.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26- WHISPERS:- Let's go.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- My cat came back.- Oh, good.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33And I changed shampoo, so no more fluffy head.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Great.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38And I just wanted to say sorry if I was a bit embarrassing last night.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- YOU were embarrassing? - Yeah, I took all that chicken.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Don't be silly.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46I'm sorry you had to see all those baby photos.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Hey, I was a baby.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51It's not like I came out of a pod like an alien.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53True.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Well, I hope you had a nice time.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00- Course I had a good time with you, Lily. I mean, I am your...- Yeah?
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Well, what I'm trying to say is we both like each other a lot.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- Hopefully, you see me as your... - CAR HORN BEEPS
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Lily!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12You've forgotten your Bayeux Tapestry homework.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Mum!