0:00:03 > 0:00:05DOORBELL RINGS
0:00:05 > 0:00:09- Hello.- Hello.- Ah, not expecting me, then. Well, this is awkward.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Er, you're telling me.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Who are you?- I'm you.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Well, technically, I'm the new you. You know, the upgrade.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19You're obsolete now. You should have had notification.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23- What do we do now?- Usually, the upgrade process is automatic.
0:00:23 > 0:00:24Sorry, would you mind?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- So I just...- Mm-hm.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40- Ollie.- Hello, Martha.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Being upgraded too?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Voice-activated digital assistant, improved user interface.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Yeah, I'd say it's the best upgrade yet.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52But what happened to the previous version?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54You're happy to just discard it, are you?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57You're cruel, Ollie Coulton. Cruel.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01But... I just wanted to show you how brilliant it is!
0:01:01 > 0:01:06THEME MUSIC PLAYING
0:01:29 > 0:01:32So Awkward!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36So, if the universe is infinite and there are infinite universes,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39then that means that somewhere there is a universe where we three
0:01:39 > 0:01:41aren't friends. What would that be like?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Quieter.- Less crunchy.
0:01:43 > 0:01:49- More hygienic.- Wait, so, do other people exist in this universe?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Like, I don't know, Matt Furnish, to pick a totally random example.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Yes, but he doesn't even know you.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58What kind of broken, twisted universe is this?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Jas, there's a photo here of a boy that looks like your dad.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Oh, that IS my dad!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07He was a bit of a hockey legend when he was in Cranmede.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Wally Salford?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11No, it's "Wall-y".
0:02:11 > 0:02:13You know, like a wall. Because, when he was in goal,
0:02:13 > 0:02:15nothing ever got past him.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Stupid, stupid computer!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Does anyone know how to do that thing where you highlight
0:02:22 > 0:02:23all the words on a computer screen?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- You mean select all? - Control A, Mrs Griggs.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Thanks, Cassie.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Cousin Oliver. Martha.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Weird. They're like mini versions of you two.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Upgrades.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Hello, Jade. You're looking very sportsperson-like.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Erm, yes, I've got hockey practice.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57# Yellow hat, yellow hat, on your head, rat-a-tat-tat. #
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- One, two, three. No returns.- Don't mind her.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02She's superstitious about everything.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04It's when I see a yellow hat,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I have to do the ritual, otherwise I get jinxed.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Sorry.- It's completely illogical, obviously.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14No, I get it. It's like broken mirrors and stuff, yeah?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Anyway, they're looking for a new goalkeeper for
0:03:17 > 0:03:20the junior hockey team. Any of you interested?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23How about you, Jas? You could follow in your dad's footsteps.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25You know, Wally mark two.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28It's "Wall-y".
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I don't think Jas inherited that set of genes, Lily.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34She's just got the clumsy chromosome.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36That's unfair!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39For all you know, I could be brilliant at hockey.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Well, give it a go, then. Regional qualifiers coming up.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Yeah, maybe I will.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Oh, look! A bird!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49# Hello, bird, have you heard? We're all eating lemon curd. #
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Guess what? I'm following in your footsteps.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I'm going to be the new goalkeeper for the hockey team.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Good one.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, you're serious.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I mean, er, wow! That's great.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13And that's 100% definite, is it?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Well, the tryouts are tomorrow, but that's just a formality.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Well, I'm sure you're right, but, just in case,
0:04:20 > 0:04:22remember you're really good at...
0:04:24 > 0:04:28..loads of other stuff that isn't sport related.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Erm, thanks, I think.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33CUP CLATTERS
0:04:36 > 0:04:40# Drop a cup upon the ground, pick it up and turn around
0:04:40 > 0:04:44# Woo! One, two, three, ah! #
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Where's my lucky rabbit's foot?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59When I'm an international hockey superstar,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- you'll still be my friends, you know.- Oh, thanks, Jas.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Yeah, I'll pick you all up in my golden helicopter,
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- and we can fly to my private island. - That's ridiculous.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12You never know! I could be the best player in the world.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15No, the helicopter.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17It would never take off if it was made of gold.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Well, we'll just use my diamond jet, then.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Oh, cute!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- MEOW - Oh, no! I'm jinxed for a whole week!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Can't you just do one of your things?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36No, you don't understand.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39A black cat crossing your path is the ultimate bad luck.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41It's unbreakable.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Quick brush-up on atomic structure and isotopes before class?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- You read my mind. Usual spot?- Mm-hm.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50I'm done for.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54It's just a cute little kitty cat.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Aren't you, kitty?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Guys?
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Guys?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07You know, this is the most precious time of the day -
0:06:07 > 0:06:09getting lost in study whilst sitting in our favourite nook.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I couldn't agree more.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Hello, Cousin Oliver.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15You're in our favourite nook.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Really? It's ours, too.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24If I didn't know any better, I'd say they're trying to replace us.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26It's just a coincidence, Ollie.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Yes, we love to sit here and get lost in study.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32It's one of our most precious times of the day.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Maybe it's OK. It didn't actually cross my path.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Yes, it's probably fine.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- GASPS - It's the curse!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47It's just an accident.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50You're Jas. Accidents happen to you all the time.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51FABRIC TEARS
0:06:52 > 0:06:54My trousers!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- HEAD CLUNKS - Ow!
0:06:59 > 0:07:00My head.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03I'm doomed.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Can I help? - It's Tuesday, Mrs Rennison.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13We're here to check your computer security status.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- As usual.- It's already been done. - OLLIE CHUCKLES
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I don't think so. I mean, who else apart from us is qualified...?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Cassie and Maxwell did it.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- What? But... - Yes, they did a very good job.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34They also de-thingyed the hard thingy.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Defragmented the hard drive?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Yes. Working better than ever now.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Shut the door on your way out.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47We can't let them get to us.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49You're right. We should just rise above it.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Or...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55we could find a way to put them back in their place.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- We could... - Turn to the dark side.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Well, I was going to say reassert our authority, but, yes,
0:08:04 > 0:08:05dark side's more powerful.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10I don't even know why I'm here.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12You're obviously going to get picked instead of me.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Don't be so hard on yourself. You never know.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18No! It's the cat. It's unbreakable.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Right...
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Ah, Jas!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Dad.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30You forgot your Salford special energy shake.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32And your homework.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Thanks, Dad. At least something is going right.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Ah. Yeah, must have leaked. Sorry.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Ah, girls. Good.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Now, remind me.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Why am I here? - Hockey tryouts, Mrs Greggs.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Mr Salford! How did you get in?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Well, there's a gate. - Mrs Rennison, code red.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I repeat, code red, playing field.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Where were we? - We were waiting for Mrs Hingis.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Ah, yes, of course. I have news.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Mrs Hingis unexpectedly went into labour this morning.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Tryouts are cancelled.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16See? Curse.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Wait, it's obvious.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22"Wall-y" Salford.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27You need a hockey coach. You're looking at him!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oh, no. Please, no.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Don't worry.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36- I really don't mind.- No, we really mustn't take up all of your time.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Mrs Rennison, code red, level three.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40I repeat, level three.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Time's no problem.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48No, but you are. I mean, you are too good for them.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54I know what you're worried about, Mrs Griggs.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Favouritism. - Right. Yes, favouritism.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Exactly. Jas wants to be on the team, it's a conflict of interest.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Way ahead of you. Trust me.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08I promise I'll treat her like any other player.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- The team comes first.- Er...- Good.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13That's settled, then.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18OK, girls, we've got a regional qualifier to win.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Code red, Mrs Griggs.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Where is he?- Too late.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh, bubble wrap.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Matt. What are you doing in the library?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40It's a short cut to the football pitch.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44But the football pitch is on the other side of the building.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Is it? Oh, that's why it takes so long.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Where are the others?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Well, they must be on their way,
0:10:53 > 0:10:57because they wouldn't have forgotten that we meet here to review our
0:10:57 > 0:11:03workflow strategies every second Thursday at the same time,
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- without fail, ever. - Right. Anyway, better go.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Getting a bit freaked out by all the...
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Books?- Yeah. Ugh!
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Are you sure this is really necessary?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Health and safety.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Hockey can be a dangerous sport.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30SHE YELPS
0:11:31 > 0:11:32In my day, we just wore pads.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36I have to be honest, Mr Salford, it's not just for YOUR protection.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I'll see you out. For insurance purposes.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Is that your science homework? - Yeah, it's soaked.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Oh! Providing a practical demonstration of the topic,
0:11:52 > 0:11:54porous and non-porous materials.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Ingenious!- Even better -
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Dad's the new hockey coach, so I'm bound to be picked as the keeper,
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- curse or no curse.- Don't you see that's proof that you're not cursed?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Or it's proof that I've un-jinxed myself by passing the curse
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- onto someone else.- I give up.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13The question is, who?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Quack, quack.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Ow!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Suppose I'll never know.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33They're taunting us.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Not for much longer. Watch.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Oh, hi. Didn't see you guys there.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46But we just waved at you.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Oh, yeah.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Anyway, have you heard about mathletics club?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52It's been rescheduled for tomorrow morning.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Really?- Yeah. 6.30am.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- That's a bit early. - Thanks for letting us know.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- We'd hate to miss it.- Yeah, well, Jade asked us to spread the word.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Martha!- What's that, Martha?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Oh, Martha was just helpfully explaining that mathletics
0:13:10 > 0:13:15- has been rescheduled.- No, it's this afternoon at 3.45, same as always.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Suppose I must have made a mis...
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Mis...- A mistake?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I feel for you, Martha. I made one of those once.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- It was awful. - Don't remind yourself, Maxwell.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29It's in the past now.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- Well, that went...- Let's never talk of this again, Ollie.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Mm-hm, right you are.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45The vending machine's just given me two granola bars
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- for the price of one. - That's good, isn't it?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51The dispensing mechanism obviously needs recalibrating.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Or it's even more proof that
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I've passed on all my bad luck to someone else.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Actually, we've got something a little more serious
0:13:58 > 0:14:04- to deal with, Jas.- They're there, watching us, even as we speak.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Who are?- Our upgrades.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Here you are. I've been looking for you everywhere.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I thought we were supposed to be reviewing our workflow.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Actually, we have to...
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Go. - Oh, and I've got hockey practice.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Oh, great work, Jenny!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36You're a natural! Not that you're not, Jas.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Whatever you say, Dad. You're the boss.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Right, Jas, your turn. In you go.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Make sure you don't go easy on me, Dad.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50You might want to turn the stick the other way round.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55- Oh, of course. Silly me.- You might want to turn yourself round, too.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Ah.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Look at Cassie, desperately sucking up to Jade.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10It's quite pathetic how she constantly craves her approval.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Yeah, and Maxwell does nothing to stop her, either.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15He's such a wet blanket,
0:15:15 > 0:15:18letting himself get pushed around by her all the time.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- Keep writing.- Sorry, sorry.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Come on, mathletes, not long left. Let's crunch those numbers.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28There. Perfect equation.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Unsolvable by algebraic methods. The best you can do
0:15:31 > 0:15:34is use numerical techniques to get approximate values.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Amazing. If they're really like us,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40they won't be able to rest until they've solved it.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42They'll be here for weeks.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Cassie, Maxwell,
0:15:45 > 0:15:49what do you think of this algebraic equation?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Oh.- Er...
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Well?- We think you might have made a mistake.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58What?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01This equation can't be solved by algebraic methods.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03The best you can do is solve it numerically,
0:16:03 > 0:16:09to get an approximate value of X equals 1.0618829.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13They're right, you know.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16You might want to look at that again.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Night, love. Sleep well.- Night, Dad.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Jas, you know there's no shame in pulling out if you didn't want to
0:16:32 > 0:16:36play in the big match tomorrow. Just saying.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Thanks, Dad, but I think I'd quite like to play.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Yeah. Thought so.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45That's...great.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52OK, so, we slingshot ourselves around the black hole,
0:16:52 > 0:16:55thus distorting the laws of space-time and preventing them
0:16:55 > 0:16:57from even being born. That could work.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00We need rest.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03We'll get a good night's sleep, and our brains will have thought of
0:17:03 > 0:17:05something brilliant by morning.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11I didn't sleep a wink.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Me neither. Where are they? Can you see them?
0:17:14 > 0:17:19They're probably hiding, waiting. Waiting to humiliate us again.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Hi, guys. You didn't knock for me this morning.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- What? - Well, you always knock for me.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Anybody would think you didn't like me any more.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Of course we do. I mean, we have so much fun.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33And now we must go.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Jas!- Sorry, Lily, can't stop.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40It's OK.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I'll just be here, on my own, again.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Here, kitty, kitty.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57So I'm pleased and mildly apprehensive to introduce
0:17:57 > 0:18:01our temporary junior hockey coach, Mr Salford.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Mr Salford... SLAM, SHE YELLS
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Cor, It's a bit dark back there!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Light bulb went out. Just my luck!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22That's who I passed the jinx on to.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Dad. I need to tell him.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28So, some of your parents may remember Mr Salford
0:18:28 > 0:18:32as the legendary goalkeeper, Wally Salford.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35It's "Wall-y".
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Like a wall.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46So, the big hockey match is this afternoon - how exciting -
0:18:46 > 0:18:48and Cranmede is hosting.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51so I'd like volunteers to look after the refreshment stalls, please.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Refreshments, as if.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Yeah, we've got far more important things to be wasting our time on.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Go, go, Cranmede.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Sorry, Lils. Something up?
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Nothing. Nothing I'd want to burden my friends with.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Not that I've got any friends any more.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- I'm your friend.- You don't count.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Thanks(!)- It's Jas and Martha.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31They're just ignoring me.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- It's like I'm invisible. - They're probably just busy.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Why not remind them what a great friend you are?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39What, bake them a cake or something?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Yeah! Or something they can't ignore, some sort of big gesture.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Do you think?- Yeah, why not?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Anyway, Miss Vine needs me to take these back to the...
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Short cut room. - You mean the library.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55That's the one.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Whoops!
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- The curse!- Seems like I'm even clumsier than normal today.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Er, Dad, there's something I need to talk to you about.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Actually, Jas,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14there's something I need to need to talk to you about, too.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Listen, I've got to do what's best for the team,
0:20:17 > 0:20:21and I can't show any favouritism, so I'm going with Jenny in goal.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I'm sorry, love. I hope you're not too disappointed.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26No, actually, I'm relieved.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27- Really?- Yeah, because,
0:20:27 > 0:20:30if I haven't made it to the team even with my dad as a coach,
0:20:30 > 0:20:32it means I'm still cursed.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Cursed?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35You see, there was this black cat...
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Oh, no! Unbreakable!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Exactly! And that's when I thought I'd passed it on to you.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Wait, you jinxed me?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44No, that's what I'm saying -
0:20:44 > 0:20:46as long as I don't play, everything's fine.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52So am I jinxed or not? I'm sure it's fine.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Oh!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Martha, Oliver,
0:21:02 > 0:21:05would you care for a complimentary glass of fizzy lemonade?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07We believe we've discovered the perfect formula.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16This is really good.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20That's it, Martha. We might as well just put ourselves on the scrapheap.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I'm not so sure, Ollie.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I think it could do with a little more fizz, don't you?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- No, it's absolutely delicious as it is.- No, Ollie.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Won't that make it too bubbly?
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Exactly. So much for their PERFECT FORMULA.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Oh, right, yeah. I get it. Imperfect formula, more like.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Ollie. Too much dark side.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Right. Yeah.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Matt better be right about this.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13SHE SIGHS
0:22:21 > 0:22:22No!
0:22:25 > 0:22:26HE BELCHES
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Yes!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44SHE BELCHES
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- You see, it's working! It's me lucky rabbit's foot!- Aah!
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Ewww!
0:23:04 > 0:23:05How does this thing work?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09FEEDBACK
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Well, Jas, it's up to you now.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20I can't. I'll ruin it for everyone.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- Jinx, remember?- You know what?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Forget about bad luck and superstitions.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Just go out there and show them what the Salfords are made of.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- You can do this.- You're right.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33I can do this.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Oops.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05'Come on!'
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Don't worry, Jas!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10A draw will do. We'll still qualify!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14But it's undrinkable.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15You shouldn't be serving this stuff.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19You've made everybody, well, burpy.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20It was fine before.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22It must be my fault.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24I was in charge of fizziness.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26What have I done?
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- AMPLIFIED:- Martha! Jas!
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Up here!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36WHISTLE BLASTS Foul.
0:24:36 > 0:24:43- Penalty flick.- Guys, I didn't have much time, but I wrote this for you.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46It's called Forever Friends.
0:24:46 > 0:24:51Martha and Jas, Jas and Martha,
0:24:51 > 0:24:56lots of fun and lots of laughter.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Martha's kind and never mean,
0:24:59 > 0:25:02she's the best at maths I've ever seen.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Jas brings joy to all around.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08She'll never let you down, I've found.
0:25:08 > 0:25:15Jas and Martha, you are my friends, always, always, till the end.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Not a good time?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Lily, what do you think you're doing?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I'm taking your advice.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27This is my big gesture.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29I meant bake them a cake or something.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35You can do it, Jas!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40OK, here goes.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58SHE BELCHES
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- Yeah!- I did it, Dad!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13I guess it proves there's no such thing as bad luck.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16We're just a bit accident prone.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Um, here's your problem, guys.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26I think someone's tampered with the CO2.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27But who would do such a thing?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Er, me.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I did it. Sorry.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Why? Your actions are illogical.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37We thought you were trying to replace us.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Replace you? That's absurd.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43We're trying to be like you.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46You're our heroes. You really are the best.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Lily's right.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53I wouldn't go that far.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Sorry!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03It seems I owe you an apology, Jas.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04When's your next match?
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Oh, hockey? I'm over that.
0:27:06 > 0:27:12I might try horse riding next week, or maybe extreme origami.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Well, I'm just glad we're all friends again.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16We were always friends.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Oh, yeah.- But if you ever publicly declare your friendship through
0:27:19 > 0:27:23the power of poetry again, we might have to re-evaluate.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Yeah, I think I'll just stick to cakes.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Speaking of which...
0:27:32 > 0:27:34And how are Cassie and Maxwell?
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I think they're OK.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38We felt really bad about the whole lemonade thing,
0:27:38 > 0:27:40but we're making up for it.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44Yeah. We're allowing them to conduct an in-depth behavioural study,
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- with us as their subjects. - That explains it.