0:00:02 > 0:00:04I am now going to show you the yoga position of the Startled Beaver.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10My wide eyes reflect the startling of the beaver.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14And now, I'm going to show you the Eagle In Thought.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23By learning these moves, we are not being weird or embarrassing.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26No. We're helping you find your inner balance,
0:00:26 > 0:00:27and become whole.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29It's that amazing.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30It really is.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34An absolutely terrible idea!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36A complete waste of time!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Nothing but a load of touchy-feely mumbo jumbo.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42And I couldn't be more against it...
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Are you listening?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hm? Good! I'm glad you approve.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55A class in social skills.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Some days, I marvel at the brilliance of my own ideas!
0:01:02 > 0:01:03You really shouldn't.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Lily! Are you OK?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Do you want a hug? What am I saying, of course you need a hug!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Ow!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- What was that for? - At least you've got me, Lily.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49And your hair looks really good today.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Look at your brave, brave face!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53How can I look at my own brave, brave face?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And can you please tell me what you're on about?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57You haven't heard?
0:01:57 > 0:01:58I thought he'd tell you first.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Matt's emigrating to Australia.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04No, he's not.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Uh-huh.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Fatima said he was talking to Amy about surfing.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Matt's always talking about surfing.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Doesn't mean he's emigrating.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Uh... But she also said
0:02:14 > 0:02:16he was talking about emigrating to Australia.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Really?- His mum's going to open a kangaroo sanctuary,
0:02:19 > 0:02:21and they're leaving in, like, three weeks.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22His mum does like kangaroos.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25It's the pouches.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27That's why she always wears a bum bag.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28I'm sorry, Lily.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31How could Matt not tell me he's emigrating to Australia?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Maybe it slipped his mind.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Things are always slipping my mind.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38I can be absolutely sure I'm going to do something and then, shoop!
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Slips right out of my mind!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Well, are you absolutely sure you've got this right?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Well, Fatima was pretty sure.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Hey, here he comes!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Why don't you just ask him yourself?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I can't just ask him!
0:02:50 > 0:02:51That'll look really lame.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53And if he hasn't told me already,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55then he obviously doesn't want me to know.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Yeah, but you could just find out.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Hiya!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Don't you mean goodbye?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, all right.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Bye.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Hey, are you emigrating to Australia?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10No.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Oh.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14But isn't your mum going to open a kangaroo sanctuary?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15No...
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Oh!
0:03:16 > 0:03:17That's Matt Tompkins.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Yeah, his dad's rehabilitating angry sharks.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh! Well, that's quite an important bit of information.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I really hope that doesn't slip my mind!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh, snack craving! See you!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Are you OK, Ollie?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Um... Yes?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Do you need a hug?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Not that I would administer it. But I could get Jas.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Why would I need a hug?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Because of that mistake you made during our chess game.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Leaving your king in the centre of the board by not castling!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52If I'd made a rookie error like that,
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about it!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56You know, we could do some practice sessions
0:03:56 > 0:03:58if you're feeling a little rusty?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I don't think you'll have time, Martha.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I think you're going to be very busy.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I have to go to social skills class?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10But I have excellent social skills!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Name one.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14I'm helpful.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I offered to help you after your embarrassing chess mistake.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I hope tactfulness is part of this social skills class.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I'm more tactful than you.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26How about every time you gloat whenever you beat me at something?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I don't gloat!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I merely allow myself a short, tasteful victory speech.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33There must be some mistake.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37How come I have to go to social skills, and you haven't?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I would like to mark this victory over you
0:04:43 > 0:04:45with a short speech.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55SHE SIGHS
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:- I'm so pretty,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59you don't need to think about Lily ever again.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Isn't it great?- Yeah.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04You know, I never even told Lily I was leaving.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Ha-ha! Hey, I've got a koala!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Lily!
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Sorry.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16I was miles away.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Just like Matt's going to be.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21You know, I'm sure there was some important information
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- I was supposed to tell you about him.- I don't want to know.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25It's best to just forget about him altogether.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I mean, he's clearly forgotten me.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Well, it's surprisingly easy to forget stuff.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Oh! Look, there's a squirrel!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh, no, it's just a crisp packet.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Carry on!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42May I suggest that you've made a mistake
0:05:42 > 0:05:43by putting me in social skills class?
0:05:43 > 0:05:48And also that it's probably not a good idea to stand that way.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49It looks painful.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51This is the Focused Deer.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's actually very relaxing.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Ahem.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Martha, social skills is about being more.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Being more than just an academic achiever.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Do you know how many academic achievers
0:06:06 > 0:06:08apply to our top universities every year?
0:06:08 > 0:06:09No.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Neither do I, but it's probably a lot.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14And they all have excellent grades.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16So to get into those universities,
0:06:16 > 0:06:20you also need to charm them with your winning personality.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24But nobody's ever mentioned anything about a winning personality before.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25If I'd known,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28I would have started working on a winning personality in year seven!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Have you heard of Guru Holeman?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Um...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Doesn't he make pasta sauces?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39His book, Being Whole, is the basis of social skills class.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42He developed his ground-breaking methods
0:06:42 > 0:06:45in the mountains of the Himalayas by a stream.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47He also makes delicious pasta sauces, yes.
0:06:47 > 0:06:53So you're saying I should go to the Himalayas and sit by a stream?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56It's OK, Martha, because you can simply close your eyes
0:06:56 > 0:06:57and visualise a stream.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58OK.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Are you visualising the rushing stream?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Yes.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Are you listening to your inner waterfall?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07- I am.- And?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I think I need to go to the toilet.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Yes, me too.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Hey, do you like my jeans?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19They're a looser fit on the waist, see?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Hm, they're OK.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Do they fit into a suitcase?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I don't know, why?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, no reason.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Hey, so I've been listening to this band,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34but I've forgotten the name. It's just bugging me.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's just gone, you know?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39It's horrible when things just go, isn't it?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42It's like, one minute they're there, and then they're just...
0:07:43 > 0:07:44- ..gone.- Exactly.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47So this band have a song that goes...
0:07:47 > 0:07:48# Yeah, yeah, yeah,
0:07:48 > 0:07:50# I'm riding in the air... #
0:07:50 > 0:07:52# On an aeroplane
0:07:52 > 0:07:55# Going far, far away to another continent. #
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Is that how it goes? - No, that's not it.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Let's talk about, mm, I don't know, kangaroos.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Oh, my mum loves kangaroos.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04She loves anything with a pouch.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- That's why she... - Always wears a bum bag, I know,
0:08:07 > 0:08:11but does she know that kangaroos are actually very violent animals?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13In the wild, they're always fighting.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I could show you some videos online.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I thought you were going to help me with my science homework,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20but if you want to watch violent kangaroos...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I just thought it would be interesting
0:08:22 > 0:08:25to see quite how violent they are, and then afterwards,
0:08:25 > 0:08:29we could watch some videos about massive Australian spiders.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Six hours watching wild kangaroos!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41We watched kangaroos boxing, a kangaroo kicking a farmer,
0:08:41 > 0:08:43and a kangaroo fronting off with a crocodile.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Oh.- That one was pretty cute, actually.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49But the whole time Matt said nothing about emigrating to Australia!
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Emigrating to Australia?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I think there was something I was supposed to tell you about that.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Yeah, Matt's emigrating to Australia, you already told me.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Really? Oh, good! I thought something had slipped my mind again.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04I just wish he'd open up.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08You know what I like about Australia?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I don't have to open up to Lily about anything.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12And the hats with corks on.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Wasn't my hair blonde in the last fantasy?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21If you really want Matt to open up to you,
0:09:21 > 0:09:23you should get stuck in a lift with him.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Uh... Why?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Because, in films, whenever two characters really need to talk,
0:09:28 > 0:09:29they always get stuck in a lift together.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Well, we haven't got any lifts in school.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35No, but there's a stationary cupboard!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Mr Malone, exactly the man I was looking for.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Griggs!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Er, sorry, I mean Mrs Griggs.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Sorry about that, little bit tired.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Have you ever had one of those nights where you and your mates
0:09:51 > 0:09:53watch the Lion King with the lyrics, so you can sing along,
0:09:53 > 0:09:57and then it's that good you watch it again, and again.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00And then it's 4am, you've watched it five times, your mates have left,
0:10:00 > 0:10:02you've got a sore throat and you wonder what the point was?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I can't say that I have.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07But this'll perk you up.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10I want you to teach the new social skills class.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Have you heard of Guru Holeman?
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Oh, who hasn't?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Great pasta sauces.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21He's also the author of quite an exceptional book on being whole.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Read it, learn it, teach it.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Um...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Isn't there someone else?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27You'll do a marvellous job.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Mm. Thanks.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Next time you're doing a sing-along Lion King, do let me know.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38My Circle Of Life is quite spectacular.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47What are you doing?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Standing on a chair.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Of course. Wrong question.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I should have asked, why?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Mrs Griggs says I'm socially awkward,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57and balance makes a person more graceful.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Rufus, could you fall more quietly, please?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Yes, I'm trying to read.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13And I'm practising my three octave B-flat minor scale.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- But there's no piano. - I don't need one.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18All right?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Social skills! Let's just try and make it through this, shall we?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Then we can get back to our lives.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26But you won't rush it, will you, Mr Malone?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I need to be good at this.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Very good.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Why's that?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Apparently I won't get accepted into Cambridge University
0:11:33 > 0:11:35without a winning personality and charm.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40And I mean to get that winning personality and charm.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42All right, fine, yeah.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Chapter one.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Oh, great.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Eye contact.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Here he comes, this is going to be great!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I wish I could be in the cupboard with you.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Hide.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57And remember, let us out after ten minutes.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Of course I remember. I'll time it on my phone.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Oh, Matt!- Hey, Lils.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Can you help me get this book, please?
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Sure.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Why have I got my phone in my hand?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Well, I'm sure it's not important.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I wonder if my library book's come in?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Ooh!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Um... Mr Malone?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Is this supposed to be terrifying?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Um,... I'm thinking, no.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Eye contact shouldn't be terrifying.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I want to look away...
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- ..but I can't.- Rufus, come on,
0:12:39 > 0:12:43there's no way having eye contact with Martha's that scary.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Ah! Actually, I take it back.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51That's terrifying.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55We're locked in. Who would do that?!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Maybe we could use this time to talk?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Lily, you're right.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03There's something I need to tell you,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05but the thought of us being apart makes me so sad...
0:13:06 > 0:13:10..that no amount of cute wallabies hopping across sandy beaches
0:13:10 > 0:13:11could change that.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14It's like there's a massive hole in my heart,
0:13:14 > 0:13:16and the only thing that could fill it was you.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21And I'm also having trouble breathing.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Excuse me?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I can't breathe!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Oh, sorry, I lost focus for a second.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30It's just that I'm not really good in small spaces!
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Oh. Uh... Pretend we're in a lift.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35They're even smaller!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh, OK, imagine you're in a box,
0:13:39 > 0:13:41a locked box?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Someone help, Jas, anyone!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Don't let Matt die!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- It's your move.- I know.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I'm really enjoying this chess game with you, Olly.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05- How was that?- That was...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Did the way I made my move show my winning personality?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Did I move my chess piece with charm and good eye contact?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I suppose so. Yes.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- But...- Yes?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Checkmate.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23The dictionary defines victory
0:14:23 > 0:14:27as an act of defeating an opponent or enemy in battle,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30game or other competition, but in truth,
0:14:30 > 0:14:31it is so much more.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I'm really sorry.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45It's not your fault, you didn't lock us in.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46No...
0:14:46 > 0:14:48But I did want to talk to you.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52To see if there was anything you wanted to tell me?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55You've been acting really weird.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57No. I'm cool.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Everything's cool. So totally cool.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Of course.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03What does that mean?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06It's just that you're so easy-going, you've got a...
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Nothing ever bothers you, sort of attitude.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Yay.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Thanks.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18That's right, Dwayne, the symbol for iron is Fe.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Another point for the boys.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Martha?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Do you think I have a nothing-ever-bothers-me attitude?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28If you say so, Lily.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29But you can be whatever you want to be.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32That's what Guru Holeman says.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34What? The pasta sauce guy?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36What would he know?
0:15:36 > 0:15:37SHE LAUGHS
0:15:39 > 0:15:40You're funny. Don't change.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Martha?
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Can you tell me the symbol for our old friend beryllium?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Yes, but may I first say what a nice outfit that is?
0:15:50 > 0:15:51White really suits you.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Oh. Thank you.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56But do you know the symbol...
0:15:56 > 0:15:57And may I also thank you for your tireless work
0:15:57 > 0:15:59in bringing science alive for us?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03You're welcome, but I am going to have to pass it on to the boys.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05And may I also say how much I'm looking forward
0:16:05 > 0:16:07to this experiment today?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Ollie.- Be, it's Be!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Yes. The boys win.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20This victory may be mine, but I owe a debt of thanks
0:16:20 > 0:16:23to the many great scientists that have come before me!
0:16:26 > 0:16:32Now, the main thing to remember is to carefully measure the chemicals.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35You don't need much, you see.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Oh! It's working, it's working!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42There's not very much smoke.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46And with only a few grams, you'll see a surprising amount of smoke.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51BOOM
0:16:54 > 0:16:55THEY COUGH
0:17:01 > 0:17:03There's smoke in every room, Jas!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Guru Holeman says that, "There is a time and a place for exuberance,
0:17:07 > 0:17:11"and to be truly whole means knowing that time and that place."
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh, look, a weasel!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Oh, no, it's just a pine cone.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I'm talking about Guru Holeman.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Oh, I love him!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Oh! You do?
0:17:22 > 0:17:27Yeah. His tomato and basil pasta sauce is just delish.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33As if I need social skills class!
0:17:33 > 0:17:34What was your problem?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Excessive exuberance.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37It's ridiculous!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40I'm too exuberant, Martha was too serious.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41You can't win.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Yeah, I'm getting a bit worried about Martha.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Please stop, Martha.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Sorry.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Wow, all this grinning and staring is making my face hurt.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I could never be a game show host.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57You're lucky you haven't got anything wrong with you, Lily.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I do! I'm too easy-going.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Hey, Lils, got any of those weirdly amazing biscuits
0:18:04 > 0:18:06your mum always makes? You know, the ones with the peas in.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Yeah, sure, you can have all of them if you want.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Oh, thanks! You're the best.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12See?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I'm so easy-going!
0:18:14 > 0:18:15No wonder he's emigrating.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Aw. Were you looking forward to those biscuits?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21No. They had peas in.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28But you're such a friendly girl.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30You don't need a social skills class!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33I do! I'm too easy-going.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35And if a person is too easy-going,
0:18:35 > 0:18:39then people emigrate, and then everyone will emigrate.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41And then I'll be all alone.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45It sounds like somebody hasn't been listening to their inner waterfall.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46I agree with you completely.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Oh, no, I'm being too easy-going again.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52You can start this afternoon.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Thank you, Mrs Griggs!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Mrs Griggs? Oh.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59So you're still doing that, then.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02This pose represents bird in flight.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Would you mind signing these invoices?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Well, can I do it while visualising rainbows?
0:19:07 > 0:19:08If you insist.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Ah! THUMP
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Whoa! This class is getting bigger. What are you doing here?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Mrs Griggs saw me giving a short, tasteful victory speech,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27and said I needed help being less gloat-y!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Mm. She might have had a point there.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Right. What's next in the book?
0:19:32 > 0:19:37Chapter two. Positive Faces With Positive Words.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41"Your face is your window, and you must let people look through it."
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Well? How's my window?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Very good. You can clearly see that you are a warm and friendly person.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50But I don't WANT to look warm and friendly!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Oh! I know. Why don't I show you my not-easy-going-at-all,
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- angry, negative face.- OK.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Looks quite cute and endearing. - Really?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Ugh.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Mr Malone? What do you think of my angry window face?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Aww, you look like a grumpy koala.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Hey, Lily.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Do you want to do something tonight?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19We could watch violent kangaroos?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21They were pretty awesome.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I can't see you tonight.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'm not ready.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28I still look like a grumpy koala.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Yeah, but only when you're angry.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36My last girlfriend looked like a grumpy koala when she was angry.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38She sounds really silly and immature.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Not like me.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42No, I like the suit and glasses.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Thanks. I'm still totally pretty, though, right?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Oh, yeah. Totally.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Aargh!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Failing in social skills class has made me a failure at everything!
0:20:59 > 0:21:02I was so busy focusing on my eye contact and winning smile
0:21:02 > 0:21:05that I lost the science quiz for the girls.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07And I'm so easy-going that people I really like
0:21:07 > 0:21:09just emigrate to Australia without telling me.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12And I don't know how to be less exuberant!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14If I try to bottle up all the exuberance,
0:21:14 > 0:21:16it just suddenly comes out in different ways!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19And when I try to be less easy-going,
0:21:19 > 0:21:20I just look like an angry koala.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Look.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26And trying to be calm just makes me want to...
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Does this face make you want to emigrate to Australia?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Does it?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Does this make you want to accept me into Cambridge University?
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Does it?
0:21:37 > 0:21:41I don't know what you're doing in social skills, Mr Malone,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43but whatever it is...
0:21:44 > 0:21:45..you've broken them.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49This book...
0:21:51 > 0:21:53It's bad.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58But what are we going to do without the book?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00I'm still too easy-going!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- I'm still too serious. - I'm still too exuberant!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Right, I'm no expert, but how about this?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08You're all OK, just the way you are.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09There you go!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Job done.- That seems unlikely.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Yeah. We still have problems.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17And Rufus won't stop falling off chairs.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22OK, OK, we're going to try something else.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I do not understand the point of this exercise.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30If anything, it seems even more pointless than the other exercises.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I wasn't always this confident and cool.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36I mumbled, I couldn't even talk to girls,
0:22:36 > 0:22:38and I spent so much time looking at the floor,
0:22:38 > 0:22:39I kept walking into things,
0:22:39 > 0:22:42and when I did that, everybody laughed at me.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45But my drama teacher, he was one of those cool teachers
0:22:45 > 0:22:48that everyone looked up to, a bit like I am now...
0:22:49 > 0:22:52He got me to put a blindfold on.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53And that helped?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Well, I still bumped into things, but...
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I didn't care that people were looking at me,
0:23:00 > 0:23:02because I couldn't see them.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I could still hear them laughing...
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Anyway, that's not the point.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I want you to wear blindfolds
0:23:07 > 0:23:11so you can feel free to live your lives
0:23:11 > 0:23:14without worrying about how people see you.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Off you go!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Yeah, all right.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23I should have shown you where the exit is first.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Will this take long?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Only, as you can see, I'm rather busy.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33This counts as busy, does it?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Yes. This is the pose of the Busy, Busy Bee.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39I must do it 17 times a day in order to remain...
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Busy. Yes, fine.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44I don't really care. What I care about is the social skills class.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Oh?- I would like it to end.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Social skills are important for the next generation.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Not everyone can succeed without them like you have.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I think you'll find I have all the important social skills -
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- confidence, assertiveness... - Intolerance.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Absolutely.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Good old-fashioned intolerance, and...
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Is that my daughter?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Wandering dangerously around the playing field with a blindfold on?
0:24:07 > 0:24:08MRS GRIGGS GASPS
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Martha!
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Martha, stop.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14No, Martha, carry on.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17If it's a Guru Holeman exercise, then it must be helpful.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Mrs Griggs?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20No, she's to your left.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Mrs Griggs.- Still no.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- There.- Thank you.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Mrs Griggs, Guru Holeman's exercises weren't helpful.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31They made me feel awkward,
0:24:31 > 0:24:34they made me feel insecure, and they hurt my face.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Now, if they ask me about my winning personality
0:24:38 > 0:24:41in my interview for Cambridge, or perhaps my second choice, Oxford,
0:24:41 > 0:24:43I will tell them it is very winning,
0:24:43 > 0:24:46because I win academically all the time.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Matt, are you in here?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Oh, Matt! Matt Furnish, I need to talk to you!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59All right, I'm only here.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Oh, sorry.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Hello.- Why are you wearing a blindfold?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Because what Mr Malone said was right,
0:25:07 > 0:25:09if I can't see your adorable cheeks,
0:25:09 > 0:25:11then maybe I can tell you how I'm feeling.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Mr Malone said I had adorable cheeks?
0:25:13 > 0:25:14That's not the point.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16The point is, is I can't tell you I'm mad at you.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18You just did.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20I did! See? It works.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22So I'm going to carry on.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I'm mad at you because you still haven't told me
0:25:24 > 0:25:26- that you're emigrating to Australia. - What?!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Look, I know I'm cool about stuff,
0:25:30 > 0:25:32but I'm not cool about all stuff,
0:25:32 > 0:25:35and there are things that I am definitely not cool about.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Like how much I'm going to miss you.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39There, I said it.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I'm really going to miss you.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Lily! Lily!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Yeah, I'm over here.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Lily, I've remembered something I have to tell you.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Um... That's a fire extinguisher.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Oh.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Matt's not emigrating to Australia!
0:26:01 > 0:26:02No, I'm not.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04But your mum loves things with pouches.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07She does, but we're not moving anywhere, Lily.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Matt Tompkins is moving to Australia.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12His dad is going to rehabilitate angry sharks.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Exactly. Exactly that.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Wait, how long have you known this?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19A...little while.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I have to go now. Bye.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29So, you're not interested in Australia OR me?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- No.- Why not?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Cos you're just a figment of Lily's imagination.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Oh, yeah. Oh, well.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Have a nice life.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Yeah, you too.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44What are you thinking about?
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh, nothing.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I always thought that Matt Tompkins' dad was more into the platypus.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Sharks, platypus - whatever.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58I don't care.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I feel very easy-going about it.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Yeah, I'm glad don't have to smile any more.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06You're smiling now.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Oh, yeah.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Weird.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12I think we're OK just the way we are.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Didn't Mr Malone say that?
0:27:13 > 0:27:14It's better when I say it.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Ridiculous book, meet ludicrous penguin.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I'm sure you'll be very happy together.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Mrs Rennison, have you seen my book?
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- No. - MRS GRIGGS SIGHS
0:27:32 > 0:27:36But I did see Rufus blindfolded in the stationery cupboard.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38You'd better hurry if you don't want his parents
0:27:38 > 0:27:41launching an official complaint.