0:00:02 > 0:00:03Ladies and gentlemen, she's had
0:00:03 > 0:00:05a string of critically acclaimed pop hits.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08She's won Best Hair Of The Year eight times in a row.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11She's dated, like, every celebrity ever,
0:00:11 > 0:00:13even the really cool ones.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15But even they weren't as cool as her,
0:00:15 > 0:00:17because that's just how cool she is.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Give it up for...Lily Hampton!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22SCREAMING, APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thank you, thank you.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Um, yes, great to be here.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30I just want to sing a little song for you, I hope that's OK.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33This one goes out to my boyfriend, Matt.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Hi, Matt.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39But before that, I'd just like to introduce my band.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Everybody give it up for...
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Tricky Wordsearch!
0:00:44 > 0:00:45CROWD GOES QUIET
0:00:52 > 0:00:54THEY PLAY TUNELESSLY
0:00:54 > 0:00:56CROWD BOOS
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Uh, hello?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Kazoos are awesome!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13I'll just, er, stick with this, thanks.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And that's what's great about Sniffles Hedgehog Hospital.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49AUDIENCE SOBS
0:01:49 > 0:01:50They save lives.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Take little Boris, here.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53AUDIENCE: Aww!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55When he first arrived, he was thin.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56He wouldn't eat.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59The vet wasn't sure he was going to make it.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00And the sad truth is,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02not all the hedgehogs do.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Can we have the next slide, please, Josh?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Josh?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14This is little Boris today.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15AUDIENCE: Aww.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Look at his face! He's so happy!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Lily?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Lily!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23What?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Everyone's crying.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Yes. It's emotional.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Lily?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Why is it emotional?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Because Boris is OK!
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Did you not see the pictures?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Yeah.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Of a well-fed, perfectly healthy hedgehog.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Why all the tears?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I mean, they only live for five years anyway.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Martha!
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Well, I'm just saying.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Why all the fuss?
0:02:54 > 0:02:55I don't know, OK?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Ask Jas.- How?
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Look at her.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02So we just really need your support on this one.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Please donate generously, and help spread the word.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Thanks, guys.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15And thank you, Jade.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Next week, there will be a charity fundraiser for the hedgehogs,
0:03:18 > 0:03:19featuring...
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Scary...
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Books...
0:03:25 > 0:03:26and her band...
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Toe Jar.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30AUDIENCE GIGGLES
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Glasses, where are my glasses?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I put them somewhere...?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Ah, yes, of course.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Scarlet Brooks, and her band, Clodar.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Where are you, Scarlet?
0:03:48 > 0:03:53So, yeah, we're, like, auditioning for new members and stuff?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56And if anyone can, like, play the guitar and stuff,
0:03:56 > 0:03:57totally let me know.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Let's do this for Boris, guys.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Lily?
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Erm, Lily?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Because it's sad, OK?!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Aw, so cute!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Yes, I know, everyone loves hedgehogs.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Not hedgehogs, you.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Collecting flyers to impress Jade.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30It's so sweet.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Jas!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Don't worry, I'd never tell Jade that.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Oh, hi, Jade!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Er, she's just kidding, Jade.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42As if I care about impressing you.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Well, I am impressed.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oh! Are you?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Thank you!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Erm, well done on your presentation, it was amazing.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Very...presentationy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Aw, thank you. I was so moved when everyone cried.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Oh, yes. Crying's brilliant.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I... I love crying.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Not just crying. Empathising.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05If we can't empathise,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07then how can we change the world, right?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Erm...
0:05:09 > 0:05:10We can't?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Exactly.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15It's what sets us apart from...insects, in a way, isn't it?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16And not just insects, Jade!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Plants!- Very true.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20And amoebas.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I am not an amoeba!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I mean, I was just saying to Jas, how sad I am today.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Look.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- What are you doing?- Crying.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Aren't I?
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Hang on, let me try something else.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41SHE WHINES
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Erm...
0:05:42 > 0:05:45OK, I should probably head off.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Nice chatting to you.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I don't believe it!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51I'm an amoeba!
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Fascinating.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59It says here, hedgehogs have over 5,000 spines,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01and that they eat cat pants.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Eat caterpillars.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ugh.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Did you lose something?
0:06:08 > 0:06:09No, no. I'm fine.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh, cat pants!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21What do you think's cooler?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Guitar or bass?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I don't know.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25They're both pretty easy.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Really? You can play the guitar?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Can I play...?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Let's just say,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I've got quite a few strings to my bow!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yes, I can play the guitar.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48That is so cool!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Would you... Could you teach me?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I mean, don't worry if you're busy.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58But it's just that I want to spend every minute of every day with you.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Not with any other girls,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02and DEFINITELY not Scarlet Brooks!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05And when the time is right, and we both feel brave enough,
0:07:05 > 0:07:06I can finally admit that we're...
0:07:06 > 0:07:08BOTH: Boyfriend and girlfriend!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12And with your help, Scarlet will definitely let me join her band.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- What?- You'll help me, right?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Get into Scarlet's band?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Yes.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I would love to(!)
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Awesome!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32This really does show you why it's so important.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Why is she doing that?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36She's sad about the hedgehogs.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40What's that water coming out of her eyes?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41- Tears.- Fascinating.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44This hedgehog seems fine.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46She knows they only live for five years, right?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49That's what I said. But, apparently,
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I can't change the world unless I get some feelings.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56What makes you sad, Mother?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Well, I...
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I was pretty attached to my last briefcase.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Martin? You're always crying.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07What's your secret?
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Ooh, I don't know.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Erm... Just a relentless work schedule
0:08:10 > 0:08:12and constant fear of losing my job.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14He's not wrong there.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16THEY LAUGH
0:08:16 > 0:08:20No. I think this feeling thing is much more complicated than that.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'm sure we can work it out. You get the tissues,
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I'll get the whiteboard, we are going to burst into tears
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- if it's the last thing we do. - Hooray!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Do the whole thing again?
0:08:36 > 0:08:37He's off again.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I don't know how he does it.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46So, all I have to do is learn every single guitar chord.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Right.- And play them in time.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Without stopping.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Or looking.- How long have you got?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55STRING SNAPS
0:08:57 > 0:08:59It's just a school band.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02It really isn't a big deal.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Maybe you're right.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Scarlet isn't THAT cool.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07What?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Scarlet Brooks?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13She is meant to be amazing!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Don't worry, Matt might not even get in.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Of course he will!
0:09:20 > 0:09:21You know what he's like.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26He's probably some kind of amazing, talented, musical...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28MATT SINGS BADLY: # Yeah, yeah, yeah! #
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Nightmare?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30# Like my hair
0:09:30 > 0:09:32# Do you like my hair?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34# La, la, la, la
0:09:34 > 0:09:35# La, la, la
0:09:35 > 0:09:38# It's brown, brown, whoo! #
0:09:42 > 0:09:45What do you think? I wrote it myself!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Do you want me to be honest?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Yes! I need the truth if I'm going to impress Scarlet.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I LOVED it.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Really?- And Scarlet will too!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00That's exactly what you should do in the audition.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Hello!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11I need a data cable for a hard drive upgrade!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- ANIMAL CRIES - Is this a...?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20..bad time?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Animal howls from around the world.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28We're learning how to cry.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31This is the sound of a Lithuanian pygmy goat.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Pretty sad, right?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35This is not how you learn crying.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Think about it - what is the golden rule of research?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Oh, controlled experimentation, of course.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50Thank you. All of this data is useless without a test subject.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52How do you mean?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55He means we need someone to show us how it's done.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Someone emotional.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Someone whose feelings are always running away with them.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07I'll call her now.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Thanks for getting me round - I was looking for something fun to do.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Now, let's get you crying.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21# And brown is a good colour for hair to be! #
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Is it over yet?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Oh, I mean... Aw, is it over?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Does it need another verse?
0:11:31 > 0:11:32No!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I mean, you can't top perfection.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Cos I was thinking something like...
0:11:38 > 0:11:41# Yeah, yeah, I want you to... #
0:11:41 > 0:11:42No!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46I mean... No need to practise.
0:11:47 > 0:11:53All this guitar-ising might damage your synaptic nerve
0:11:53 > 0:11:55in the peristernum.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I never even knew I had a pesteri...
0:11:59 > 0:12:00I'll just focus on my look.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Thanks for understanding just how important this is.- The thing is...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Thanks to you, Scarlett will be so impressed, right?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Scarlett won't believe her ears.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Isn't that a bit young for you?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It's very educational, actually.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Lovely pictures. Big, clear letters...
0:12:31 > 0:12:35If you're looking for your glasses, maybe you should try looking on...
0:12:35 > 0:12:37The desk, I already did that!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40No. You should try...
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Making up flyers that say, "Have you seen my glasses?"
0:12:43 > 0:12:45and handing them around the school.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- Good idea! - I think you should try looking...
0:12:49 > 0:12:52In my own time. I know, OK?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Fine. Flyers it is.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- I'll make them up, shall I? - Mm-hm.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07OK, so, we just need you to look at these flash cards and cry
0:13:07 > 0:13:11into my tear catcher here, so we can measure your sadness.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Then we can use the data to create an empathy programme
0:13:14 > 0:13:15that will help me cry, OK?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Yay, clowns! Hee-hee!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25It's a sad clown, Jas.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Mm.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Yay, flowers!
0:13:33 > 0:13:34They're dead, Jas.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Oh, yay! Ice cream!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44DROPPED ice cream, Jas.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Dropped and left on the ground to melt.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Melted ice cream is the best kind. You can just drink it down.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51MARTIN BLOWS NOSE
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Sorry, I can't bear dropped ice cream.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Shut up, Martin. - If you're not going to collaborate,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I will just go and find someone that will.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Can you actually see out of those?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Duh, obviously.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Sorry, Rufus. - Don't worry, we're all nervous.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- I hardly slept a wink last... - BELCHES
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Sorry. Performance anxiety!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32How about you, you feeling prepared?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Oh, yeah. Got a makeover.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Rufus?
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Right. Well, I guess I'd better...
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Good luck.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Poor Rufus. I feel sorry for him.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I know, right? It's going to be pretty awkward.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57IMPRESSIVE GUITAR SOLO
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Unreal!- That is not a flute. - Yeah, I got that.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29That was amazing.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Cheers, dude. I wasn't sure about those arpeggiated chords in
0:15:32 > 0:15:37the final riff, but sometimes you've just got to go for it, right?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Yeah, to... totally.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Matt, are you ready?
0:15:52 > 0:15:56It's a tear catcher. Just in your own time.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Ta-da!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Look who I found in the library - my replacement.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Go on, Chantelle, tell her what you told me.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06I don't get algebra.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Really? That's fantastic!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13I know, right? And apparently, there's loads more just like her.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Brilliant!
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Save the hedgehogs.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Find the missing glasses.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Save the hedgehogs.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Ah, Jade, you're helping spread the word.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I had to, it's important if we're going to...
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Find my glasses. Yes, I suppose you're right.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Your glasses, but aren't they on your...?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Mind? Yes, constantly.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Thank you, Jade, you're a star.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Find the missing glasses. Find the missing glasses.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Save the hedgehogs.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51I guess I need more than a makeover to get in.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Aw. Well, at least it's over now.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58And we can forget it. And never mention it again, right?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59I don't want to forget it!
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Lily...
0:17:04 > 0:17:06..will you perform with me in assembly?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09You? In front of everyone?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- With me? - Yeah, it's like Rufus says -
0:17:11 > 0:17:14"sometimes you just need to go for it."
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Unless you're just... PLAYS CHORD
0:17:15 > 0:17:18..stringing me along. Get it?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21SHE LAUGHS POLITELY
0:17:27 > 0:17:30LAUGHTER TURNS TO SOBS
0:17:32 > 0:17:34It's a tear catcher. In your own time.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Finally, actual tears.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Erm, sorry. Carry on.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Question one - why are you crying?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Because, how can you add X and Y? They're not even numbers?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- They're letters.- Well, that's actually pretty easy to explain,
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I can show you if you like.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Where's your book?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Ooh, can I help? I used to love algebra!
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Guys, we want tears.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08We're not supposed to be helping the test subjects.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Ooh, I have got a really good trick for working this one out.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24I had no idea factoring replacements was so much fun.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26My top-ten algebra tips are in there.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I took the liberty of restocking your pencil case.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31You were a little low on highlighters.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Thank you so much!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35We're glad 2B of help.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37A little algebra joke for you. OK, right...
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Well, I suppose that didn't exactly go as planned.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Don't worry, there's plenty more where she came from.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47I'm thinking...
0:18:47 > 0:18:51boil wash, 60 degrees, shrink it right down.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54'Athletes foot. I've got a cream for that.'
0:18:54 > 0:18:55SHE MOUTHS
0:18:55 > 0:18:58How do I get Jade to notice me?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Erm, you could build her a website?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05'Oh, just get him another one. They all look the same anyway.'
0:19:05 > 0:19:08You're doing it again - you're making people happy.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10We just can't stop solving problems!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12It's just too much fun.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Well, in that case, I've got an idea.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- Let me join in!- Erm...
0:19:21 > 0:19:24how do you propose to make people happy, Jas?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Happy stickers!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Will people want happy stickers, Jas?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Ooh! Happy stickers!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32I feel so much better!
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Thank you.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44D chord!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46GUITAR STRING BREAKS
0:19:48 > 0:19:53Hey! Look what I got from Jas. Happy stickers! Cool, eh?
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- What, am I late? - Oh, only 20 minutes.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59We're only performing tomorrow.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01In front of everyone.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Yeah, but it's like you said, there's no need to practise.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Yes, I may have failed the audition, but I can still impress Scarlett.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10No, you can't!
0:20:10 > 0:20:15Your guitar playing makes car alarms sound melodious and tuneful!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17And your singing makes me wish I lived in a world
0:20:17 > 0:20:19where there were no ears.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21You could be good if you put the work in
0:20:21 > 0:20:23but you actually have to try.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27You have to concentrate, turn up and practise.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I'm sorry but I quit.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35And unless you do some serious practice, I think you should too.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39But what about my synaptic nerve?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Find the missing glasses.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Ah, please take a seat. Martha will be with you in a moment.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07We just have a couple of forms.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13And then I snapped at him and walked out.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16People can't be good at everything.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is tell the truth.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21And Matt's still Matt, right?
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Yeah.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25I guess he is.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Happy sticker?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Thanks, Martha. You know, you're pretty good at this.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42What on Earth is going on here?!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49GENTLE STRUMMING
0:21:55 > 0:21:57What happened?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Someone told me the truth and I listened.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Someone also lost their temper and they shouldn't have.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04You're right. It doesn't matter what I look like if I can't play.
0:22:05 > 0:22:10So what if I had it daring look? Fabulous accessories, big hair...
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Erm, Matt...
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Right. Sorry, so...
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I'm going to forget all that.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Practise and give it my best shot.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Good for you.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- HE SINGS OUT OF TUNE:- # Yeah, yeah
0:22:22 > 0:22:27# I want you to say if you like my hair, do you like my hair?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- What?- Can we talk about the song choice?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37All right, I should be the responsible one here.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39She started it!
0:22:39 > 0:22:40- That is so unfair! - If you hadn't gone out
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- and brought everyone into this... - It wasn't my idea!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- You're the one...- ..it would never...- Ah!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I am not interested in who started it.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51All I want to know is what kind of problems are you solving here?
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Hmm?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I mean...
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Say someone lost something, like...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00I don't know, a pair of glasses or something.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- GETTING EMOTIONAL:- And maybe that person has searched high and low
0:23:03 > 0:23:07because all they want to do is read about hedgehogs.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10And maybe they're starting to think they'll never find them.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I would ask that person to check their head.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Yes!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Amazing! How did you do it?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Together again at last, after all this time!
0:23:28 > 0:23:32It's such an emotional moment.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I think we just have to face it, we're not criers.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36I've been looking for you everywhere!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39We did it - we saved the hedgehogs!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Josh's website. That was your idea, right?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49It's going to bring in masses of donations
0:23:49 > 0:23:50and help us reach our target.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52All because you, Martha!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I mean, obviously, I did the work.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57People like you change the world, just by being themselves.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59You must be very proud, Mrs Fitzgerald.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Oh, yes, actually, I am.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06- Mother?- Oh...
0:24:07 > 0:24:09How odd...
0:24:09 > 0:24:12I appear to have something in my eyes.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15I'll need a minute.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17I'll go see if she's all right.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49How are you feeling?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Don't worry, you can do this.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56And I actually mean it this time.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- (Thanks, Lily.)- At least we're finally getting somewhere.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Where did your voice go?
0:25:02 > 0:25:07- (I think I lost it.)- You lost it? Why didn't you say something?
0:25:10 > 0:25:11OK, let's not panic.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13We've still got plenty of time.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Please welcome to the stage,
0:25:15 > 0:25:18singing his own song, Matthew Furnish.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20APPLAUSE
0:25:48 > 0:25:51# Hey, hey, I wanted to say
0:25:51 > 0:25:53# Do you like my hair?
0:25:55 > 0:25:59# Hey, hey, I wanted to say
0:25:59 > 0:26:02# That I really don't care
0:26:03 > 0:26:07# Cos there's an odds-on chance that we'll disagree
0:26:07 > 0:26:09# No matter what we do
0:26:11 > 0:26:15# But there's a 20-1 that we'll work it all out
0:26:15 > 0:26:18# Before the day is through
0:26:19 > 0:26:23# And I don't know why I never seem to know
0:26:23 > 0:26:27# Why the figures always come out wrong
0:26:27 > 0:26:31# But I can tell you this time if the number is prime
0:26:31 > 0:26:34# Division doesn't have to be long
0:26:34 > 0:26:38# It just has to be fair
0:26:38 > 0:26:41# Do you like my hair? #
0:26:41 > 0:26:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Martha! Are you...?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59crying?
0:26:59 > 0:27:03The lyrics...! They're so mathematical!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14That was amazing.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Thanks.- Me and some of the others are going to hang out,
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- if you wanted to come?- Oh, I'll probably hang out with Lily.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22After all, she's my girl...
0:27:23 > 0:27:25No worries. Another time?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- Do you need a minute?- No!
0:27:33 > 0:27:36I'm fine. Completely cool, actually.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38So, whatever!
0:27:38 > 0:27:39GUITAR STRING BREAKS