0:00:02 > 0:00:03I can't believe you're defending it.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05I'm just saying it's not that bad.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Not that bad? We don't even know what it is.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11It's a fascinating creature that we can learn a lot from.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Yeah, the first thing we learn, keep it in the hutch.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Unfair! Cuddles was just being friendly. Right, Mrs Edwards?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20SHE CRIES
0:00:20 > 0:00:22He's a monster.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Don't listen to her, Cuddles.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28She's right, Jas. That, young lady, is not a pet.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Now, this is a pet.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33GROWLS AND SNARLS
0:00:36 > 0:00:38SCREAMING
0:00:38 > 0:00:40SHE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I must get him to stop doing that.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46And then we all ran away.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49I know it was just a dream, but it was so real.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Luckily I don't think there's much chance of that actually happening.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- No, obviously.- Hiya.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- What?- You know very well, what.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03That, young lady, is not a pet.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Now, this is a pet.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09THEY SCREAM
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Aww! Nibbles is such a cute little gerbil, don't you think?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21# Oh-uh-oh
0:01:21 > 0:01:22# Uh-hu, uh-hu
0:01:24 > 0:01:26# So, so, so, so
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# So, so
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# Uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu
0:01:33 > 0:01:36# A-ar, a-ar ,a-ar
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- # So,- so,- so,- so
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- # So,- so,- so,- so
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# So awk-ward! #
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Who's my iddle-biddle locusts?
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Yes, you are.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52You're so cute with your widdle thoraxes
0:01:52 > 0:01:55and your iddle-biddle exoskeletons.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I can't decide who's cuter. Loakie or Custy?
0:01:58 > 0:02:02They're not pets, Jas, they're a biological study.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06I know, my interest in them is purely scientific.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Have you made them little hats?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- They looked cold.- Unbelievable.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- What is it with you and pets? - I don't know what you mean.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Fetch! Fetch!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Go on! Go on!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Some food.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38You were such a cute bunny.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43I am not a pet and they're just a biology assignment.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- What?- Please tell me that isn't our biology assignment.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Well, it is about them and it's only polite to let them read it.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I think they like it.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- How can you tell? - Well, they're eating it.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Right, I'm going to go ask Ollie for his copy.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03It'll be nice to have a sensible conversation for once.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Who's my iddle-biddle phone? Yes, you are.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14You're so cute with your widdle operating system
0:03:14 > 0:03:17and liddle-biddle data add-ons.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Watch this.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Appli-KATE... That's her name.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23What is my timetable for today?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Today, you have maths followed by French.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I checked your homework and you made three spelling errors.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30How can she check homework?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I am installed with innovative voice recognition software.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36She answers any question in ten seconds.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37It's like magic.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Not really, she's just a smartphone, right?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Maybe, but a smart phone is better than a scruffy one.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- HE LAUGHS - Good one, Kate.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47She's like you...but funny.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51We should probably go.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Yeah, I'll be right behind you, Kate.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Martha. I meant Martha, obviously.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59It was an honest mistake.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07What do you think, Dad? Loakie ate all his breakfast,
0:04:07 > 0:04:09but Custy is still looking a bit peaky.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Doesn't your dad have stuff to do?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I don't know, ask him yourself.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16There you are, you two!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Look at you with your little faces.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21I'm guessing he doesn't mean us, right?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Are you off your food, Custy?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Does he look off colour to you?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27He's a locust, they're meant to be green.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Let's cheer him up... with some lunch.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I've got pizzas or fish fingers.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I don't think locusts eat pizza, Mr...- Napkins!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I've got them in my locker, Dad.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Again, napkins, not so much a locust thing.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45They need some air. I'll move them to the window.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46- No!- Oh!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Oh, my.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Don't panic, we still have plenty of time to get them down
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- before Jas...- Before Jas what?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06No. Not Loakie.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Custy too?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- I'm afraid so, sweetheart. They've both gone...- They're next door.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14They've gone next door.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18We put them there so we could...
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Clean the tank?- Yes!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22So dirty. Urgh!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Urgh! Horrible, filthy.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Is this true?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Yeah, why not?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Can I see them?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- OTHERS:- No!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Because they're...sleeping.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37But don't worry, they'll be right back and wide awake
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- tomorrow morning.- Amazing! I guess I'll see them then.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49What are you doing?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I've got an exam in here in five minutes.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I need to get them out before...
0:05:56 > 0:05:57..that happens.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03All right, class.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14For what it's worth,
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I think Ollie's mad, dumping you for Kate.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Ollie's not my boyfriend, I haven't been dumped.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Ollie dumped you?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22I never even knew you were going out.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24That's because we weren't, so...
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Come here.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Look, it's perfectly normal to feel sad.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Second best.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Rejected.- But the important thing is that you don't take it personally.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- I don't.- Use this as an opportunity.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Don't get bitter, get better.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Get it into your heads, OK, Ollie's not my boyfriend,
0:06:41 > 0:06:42and I wasn't dumped.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47It's such a shame.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Martha, why is everyone saying Ollie dumped you
0:06:54 > 0:06:56when you're not even going out?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Wow! Made-up news travels fast.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Why are you wearing a T-shirt that says "locusts are evil"?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Subliminal messaging.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08I thought if I wore this and put these posters up around school,
0:07:08 > 0:07:10then maybe Jas will go off locusts.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Good luck, Jas has never had a normal pet in her life.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Say that again.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Jas has never had a normal pet.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18You are a genius.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Who cares if Ollie dumped you?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26For the last time, we are not...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Ollie, finally.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Did you know people keep saying...? - One sec.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Kate's just breaking down the nutrients in my sandwich.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Don't I usually do that? - I do it in ten seconds.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37She really does.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Yeah. Do you have time for a chat? - Er...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Negative. You are scheduled a toilet break in one minute...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Yes, maybe later.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48..followed by 30 minutes of library time.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Oh, right. Maybe much later.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You let your phone tell you what to do?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56What is she, your mum?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Kate merely organises my schedule.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59I'm still my own man.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04I'd better go.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- WHISPERS:- She gets a bit antsy when I'm late for stuff.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Yeah...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13It's hit me pretty hard as well.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I still can't believe you did this.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Can we really keep him?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31For the last time, he's next door's, and he's due back in an hour.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Can I come down now?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34One second.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37So, we're agreed? We introduce Benji, Jas falls in love with him,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40wants a puppy, locusts forgotten, job done.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43HE SOBS
0:08:43 > 0:08:44What?
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Just thinking about those little locust guys trapped up there.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Loakie's afraid of heights.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Sorry.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55OK, sweetheart.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, wow!
0:08:59 > 0:09:00You've got grapes!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I wonder if Loakie likes grapes.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Aren't you going to say hello to our new friend?
0:09:09 > 0:09:14Hi. Custy does that exact same thing but way cuter, obviously.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Grape?
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Do you know anyone with a kitten?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Right...
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Plan C. Can you come into school tomorrow?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Well, if it will help my little angels.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Well, yeah, it will help me and Jas because...
0:09:32 > 0:09:34You're talking about the locusts, aren't you?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Hello? Is this customer services?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Yes, it is. - Yes, I'd like to report a theft.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- OK.- The Appli-KATE software has stolen my friend.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Stolen?- Yes, that's what I said, stolen.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53They're inseparable and now it's completely replaced me.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Is there a friendship department or can I talk to your manager?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58PHONE DISCONNECTS
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Hello?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06What am I doing?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Good morning!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24OK, it's not just a bad dream.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- How can I help you?- Lunchbox.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32I mean, Jas forgot her lunch in the box, which is here, and so am I.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34See?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35- Oh!- Oh...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Er... Er... Er...
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Raspberry?- How nice.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I think I'll head off.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- That would be an idea. - Yeah. I'll just take this,
0:10:52 > 0:10:56borrow the ladder and get out of your hair.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Of course.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Borrow the what?
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Oh!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Ta-da.- Chess For Champions, three.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14It finally came.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- It's got an amazing chapter on ten ways...- To play a pawn.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I know. Kate suggested it last night.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Kate's amazing at chess.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23She does this really cool move, where all she does is...
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Why can't Martha and Kate just get along?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Girls are complicated.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Kate isn't. That's why she's special.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33You've got it bad.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Is she pretty?- Oh, her HD display is quite impressive.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Right.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Net.- Net.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Ladder.- Right here.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Fake insect fact sheet.- Check.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54OK, gentlemen. Let's do this.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Operation Fool Jas Into Thinking The Locusts Have Been Taken
0:11:57 > 0:12:00To The Biology Lab, Which Buys Us Time To Rescue Them From The Light -
0:12:00 > 0:12:01phase one.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03That name could do with a bit of work.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- No.- Yes.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Seriously?- Totally.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Let me get this straight.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12While cleaning the tank,
0:12:12 > 0:12:15you noticed a very unusual mark on my locusts'...
0:12:15 > 0:12:16- Head.- Back
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Er... back and head, all over.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24And that was when you realised they were a rare breed of locustium...?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Locustium insectium, yeah.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Never before seen in this country,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32and they're currently being verified by Mrs Edwards in the biology lab?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I know. It's almost impossible to believe.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38But it's all in here, in this latest scientific research paper.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Bug Facts For Kids.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45It was all I could find.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46You must think I'm an idiot.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Why didn't you tell me sooner? There's so much to do.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56We have to inform the British Bug Association.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Change the tank.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59We should tell TV presenter Nikita Stricken.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Nikita Stricken, she's great. I've got her book I Love Bugs.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- I'll e-mail her.- But I doubt she'll reply to us, right, Mr Malone?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I must have e-mailed her 50 times.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I'll tell her it's an emergency.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Right, phase two.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24We just need to make sure we get someone to...
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Oh, boy!- I should do this bit.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31We don't want any accidents.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Schedule alert, toilet break.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Not now, Kate.- Go to the toilet.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Go to the toilet.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I...am going to the toilet, Kate.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I'm going right now.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Go to the toilet.- All right!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Listen, this is silly.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13If you make Ollie happy, then that's great.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I hope we can be friends.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Well, it's not really a question.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Request denied.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- I'm just trying to be friends here. - Request denied.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- But...- Request denied.- Just... - Shutting down.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Why does it have to be this way?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- ALARM SOUNDS - Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Hey! What are you doing? Get off her!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Intruder alert! Intruder alert! - Ollie, please, I can explain.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Intruder alert!- I hope someone can. My office now.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46It's OK, Loakie.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Custy.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Daddy's here.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Whoa!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13She's here.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Hurry up! She's coming!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19The door's stuck.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Did anyone know the door was stuck?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Weird. Is that mine?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I'm going to go and check on Mrs Edwards. See you later!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Disaster averted.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Whoa! Argh!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Oh!
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Oh!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Martha, you can't be cross with Ollie just because he dumped you.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Why does everyone keep saying that?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Would you like me to tell you?- No!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Unbelievable. - Yes, it is. A talking phone.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Is it real? - Yes, I'm definitely not phoney.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19THEY LAUGH
0:16:20 > 0:16:22A talking phone that tells jokes.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Plus, she can answer any question in ten seconds.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Where did you get her?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30I am available to download from a number of websites.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Great!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35So, can we go?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Yes, yes, yes. Stay out of trouble, you three.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39You three?
0:16:42 > 0:16:46You have to choose, Ollie - me or Kate. Which is it?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Please, you don't know what you're asking.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53It's complicated, Martha. Kate has feelings, too.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55She's not even a proper person.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59That's a horrible thing to say.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Come on, Ollie.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Seriously?
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Hello, Appli-JANE.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09I'm so excited to meet you.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Download complete. Yes!
0:17:45 > 0:17:49I know you've got them, Mrs Edwards. Lily told me.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Hamsters, you say?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53No! Locusts! Locusts!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Please, you have to find them! - This is getting daft.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Jas...- No, you don't understand.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Nikita Stricken is on her way right now.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Really? What, lovely, smiley Nikita Stricken off the telly?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Yes, she e-mailed me this morning.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09What were you going to say?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Where did you put the locusts, Mrs Edwards?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Think!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I am Appli-JANE. May I help you?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Tell me a joke.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Here is your nearest launderette.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Why did the chicken cross the road?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33The human body has 206 bones.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37No. Why did the chicken cross the road?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Chicken.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Searching for recipe for sausage casserole.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- How you doing?- I don't know.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I'm up, I'm down.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57My head's saying one thing, but I've got to listen to my heart, you know?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59When the time's right, you'll know what to do.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Does Kate understand?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02It's not really in her programming.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05OK.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Maybe I can speak to her?
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Sure.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11You want me to call her?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'm Appli-KATE. Happy to meet you.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Please, tell me you're joking.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22What?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Oh, sorry, didn't see you there.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Allow me to introduce ARON-APP.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I answer any question in five seconds.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Five seconds? Wow! Amazing.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56How long does yours take, again?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02All we had to do was stick to the story.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Now we've got two missing bugs
0:20:04 > 0:20:07and Nikita Stricken coming to visit an empty tank.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Hello, Auntie Simon.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12We have to put her off.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15No, we can't cancel lovely, smiley Nikita.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16I want her to sign my book.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- I think we should go to the moon. - I've heard worse ideas today.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22When did you last see the locusts?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- I was up the ladder...- OK.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27And Jas came in with the tank, and...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31# Old MacDonald had a farm
0:20:31 > 0:20:32# Ee-aye ee-aye-oh
0:20:32 > 0:20:33# And on that farm he had... #
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Maybe we should just tell Jas the truth. She'll understand.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Are you kidding? She loves her locusts.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41She'll never forgive us.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45If we have to cheat, steal, change our names and move to Peru,
0:20:45 > 0:20:46we are keeping this going.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50And if I go down for this, so help me, I'm taking you both with me.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51HE CONTINUES SINGING
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Enough with the singing!
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Oh.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Think. Where did they go?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- I put them in the lunchbox. - OK, this is good.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Jas eats lunch at 1pm, which means we need to get to her...
0:21:07 > 0:21:09In the next five minutes.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Knock-knock.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19The capital of Honduras is Tegucigalpa.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21DISTANT CHEERS
0:21:23 > 0:21:24- Ohhh!- Yeah?
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Well, your device doesn't even have wireless charging as standard.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Ohhhh!
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Yeah? Well, at least my dual core processor is over 1.5 gigahertz.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- GIRLS CHEER - Meow!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Everyone knows a single core CPU can outperform a dual core
0:21:40 > 0:21:43if it has a greater clock speed.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45BOYS CHEER
0:21:45 > 0:21:47What is going on in here?
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Martha started it.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53I had no idea things were getting so out of hand.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I'm afraid there's only one way to settle this.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Call our parents?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59It's gone way past that, Martha.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02We're going to have...a phone-off!
0:22:03 > 0:22:08That's right - two phones, ten questions and a battle to the end!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10But there hasn't been a school phone-off
0:22:10 > 0:22:13since the battery charger incident of 2012.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I realise that, but I don't see any alternative.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Sure, why not make it 20 questions while you're at it?(!)
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Good idea. Go and get them.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- No, I didn't mean... - Let's do this! Yay!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27THEY CHEER
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- You OK? - Yeah, I just love break time.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Right, I need 20 questions.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Will these do?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Bug Facts For Kids? Cool!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Erm, really?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Do you want a sandwich?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54No, I was just looking at...
0:22:56 > 0:22:58SHE SHRIEKS
0:22:58 > 0:23:03Oh...it was just a bit of lettuce.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07You might want to dial down the crazy before Nikita gets here.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Don't worry. Compared to next door, this is normal.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I don't think today can get any weirder.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Did I tell you that I read your book I Love Bugs?- Yes.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Yeah?
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Meow!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32And you don't remember any of my e-mails?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35No, sorry. Is he OK?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I'm better than OK.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40I'm the king of Spain!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Hi, Jas. Thanks for inviting me.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Thank you for coming. Do you want to go straight through?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Oh, what's the rush? Maybe she'd like to have lunch first.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- She's not hungry.- She looks hungry.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Just the locusts will be fine. - Really?
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Most people prefer a sandwich.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Fine. I've got some left over in my bag.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Lily, can you hold my bag, please?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Lily, what are you doing?
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Help! Those zebras have stolen the Crown Jewels.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27And this is why I stick with bugs.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31ALL SHOUT
0:24:47 > 0:24:48OK!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51I want a good, clean fight.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54No cheating, no gouging and no rebooting.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Understand? Silence for the first question.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Why do bees hum?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Because they've forgotten the words.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Ha, yes! Yes!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10I knew you could do it, Appli-JANE!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Wait a minute.- We have a winner!
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Hello? 20 questions, you said.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18We're only just getting started.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22Nobody move! This is an emergency locust situation.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I want my bag back!
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Ow!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:25:36 > 0:25:38What on Earth is going on in this school?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41You're not as smiley as you are on TV, are you?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Here you go, fully rebooted.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I don't understand?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Why are you repairing your sworn enemy?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55I don't know. I guess he's important to you, and we're friends.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Plus, this way, I can thrash you in a rematch.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01You're on!
0:26:01 > 0:26:02What's wrong with you?
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Loakie and Custy weren't rare after all. They're not special.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09This might cheer them up.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14It says here they can fly up to 200km a day.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16That's pretty special.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Yeah, I suppose it is.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22And the other thing I love about the book
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- is the way that it's got you in it. - Right!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26You're on the cover, see?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Plus there's loads of pictures of you on the inside as well.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32There's space for an autograph there. OK, well...
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Thanks very much for coming. Come back soon. I'll e-mail you.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39They were in the tank.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43But they can't have been.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46But they were.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Hi, guys! Guess what I just did? Loakie and Custy are finally free.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53They can run and jump and fly as many kilometres as they want.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I mean, yeah, it was a tough decision,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57but now I can get new pets.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Two words, guys - stick insects.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11OK.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12For the tie-break.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14What is the temperature in Madrid?
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- BOTH SPEAK AT ONCE:- The temperature in Madrid is 28 degrees.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Can we please just go home now?
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Correction - invalid request.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Best of 27?
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Come on, we can do this! Whoo! Yes!
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Come on!
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Come on. Whoo!