0:00:02 > 0:00:03Hey, your hair's looking great today, Lily.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Oh, thanks, Jas. What a nice thing to say.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Warning! Error detected!
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Lily's hair looks exactly the same as always.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Ever since Ollie sold his body to science and became a robot,
0:00:13 > 0:00:15he's been even more pedantic.
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Yeah. And also better looking!
0:00:18 > 0:00:24Anyone for popcorn? Three flavours - haddock and crab, pea and gravel...
0:00:24 > 0:00:25mud and carpet!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26- Mmm, yummy!- Delicious!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Anyway, Lily, I have to ask - how are things going with Matt?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- Really well, thanks. - Warning! Warning!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Boredom threshold reached! Switching off...
0:00:37 > 0:00:38ELECTRONIC FIZZLING
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I like Matt more and more every day.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45He's lovely. And whatever happens,
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I'll always be glad to call him my boyfriend.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Aw, cute!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- DOORBELL RINGS - That'll be him now.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Hi, Lily.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Matt! What have you done?!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I am now...Mattbot.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03I donated my body to science to help discover what makes someone
0:01:03 > 0:01:06really cool. And they gave me £1,000.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Result!
0:01:08 > 0:01:09SHE SCREAMS
0:01:09 > 0:01:11MUSIC STOPS, SCREAMING CONTINUES
0:01:11 > 0:01:13What? Don't you like the popcorn?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, eh, it's all right.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- What flavour is it? - Haddock and crab.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Noooooooo!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Mmm, fishy!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I can't believe it's finally here.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Journeys To The Deep.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I've been waiting for this ever since Journeys To The Stars.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- BOTH:- Exemplary.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05OK, so the next batch is caramel...
0:02:05 > 0:02:06- Yum!- ..and liver.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Ugh.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Sit down, Jas.- OK.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I just need to sort out Lily and Matt's relationship.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- What, now?- Can I point out that this evening is supposed to be dedicated
0:02:16 > 0:02:18to the wonders of science,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- not... - HE SHIVERS
0:02:20 > 0:02:21..relationships.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23It won't be that long. Have some popcorn.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I am not eating that. Your hand's been in there.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29That could be harbouring a billion bacteria.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Things are going very well with me and Matt, thanks for asking, Jas.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34In fact, I've got big news.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I can now eat in his presence without choking!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Shush!- Anyway, I have to ask the big question -
0:02:42 > 0:02:43what was your first kiss like?
0:02:43 > 0:02:48Right, that's it! Ollie does not talk about kissing.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I'll watch this on catch-up.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53There hasn't been any kiss!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55So you're still not really going out, then?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Well, I'm 60% sure we definitely...
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- might be.- Why do you think that? - The no-choking thing.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Still not really going out, are we?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Probably not.- Martha?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Even I know you're not and I'm not even listening!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Then it's clear what I've got to do.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Stop talking? Go to another room?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16I've got to kiss Matt!
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Even when the deep sea submersible
0:03:25 > 0:03:27stumbled across a rare breed of sea cucumber,
0:03:27 > 0:03:29they still kept talking.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32It's sickening to see science treated with such contempt.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33OUT OF TUNE PLAYING OF TIN WHISTLES
0:03:33 > 0:03:35It's not even like they were talking
0:03:35 > 0:03:37about anything interesting, just all about kissing.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41A truly disgusting habit. Just imagine the germ transfer rate.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I won't even let my mum kiss me!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I made this especially.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54It's not often you hear Mozart played on the tin whistle.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56There may be a reason for that,
0:03:56 > 0:03:59but thank you nevertheless to the Witty Whistlers.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Now, today I want to talk about comfort zones.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11We all like to feel comfortable.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15I presume that's why Miss Jackson always wears a tracksuit.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Someone needs to tell her that Miss Jackson's the PE teacher.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23But, sometimes, playing it safe can mean you limit yourselves,
0:04:23 > 0:04:27because when you step outside your comfort zone,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30amazing, life-changing things can happen.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Isn't that right, Mr Malone?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Now, stepping outside your comfort zone...
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Did you hear what she said?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42When she starts talking, I recite the periodic table in my head.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44If we want to be truly great,
0:04:44 > 0:04:45we have to step out of our comfort zone, Ollie,
0:04:45 > 0:04:49and our science project is the place to start.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Great idea. How about instead of typing up our results
0:04:52 > 0:04:55in Times New Roman, we go crazy and do it in...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Helvetica instead?!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I was thinking of an even bigger challenge.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I refuse to do it in Comic Sans.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Germs! We could research the transfer of germs
0:05:04 > 0:05:07from various contaminated sources onto a human subject.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10And where are we going to find someone insane enough
0:05:10 > 0:05:12to act as that subject?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Absolutely not! - Germs are your kryptonite, Ollie!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19This is a chance for you to step out of your comfort zone
0:05:19 > 0:05:21and challenge yourself.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I really think Mrs Griggs' speech was a sign!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25No, THIS is a sign!
0:05:25 > 0:05:30And it most definitely says no to germs.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Very well. Obviously you're happy
0:05:32 > 0:05:35with us becoming merely mediocre scientists
0:05:35 > 0:05:38and not the first people to win three Nobel Prizes.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Gah!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44All right, then. I'm in.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Works every time.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Do you want to be my partner for the science project?
0:05:54 > 0:05:55I thought we could do,
0:05:55 > 0:05:58"Can science explain why my hair always acts weird
0:05:58 > 0:05:59"when I'm late for school?"
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I can't. I'm going to ask Matt to be my partner.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Fun!- Fun?! Fun?!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06This is NOT about fun!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08This is about my future happiness,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11my self-esteem and my entire sense of wellbeing.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Wow, you really want to get an A on this project.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I don't care about the project!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Well, that's not true,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23but I also care about being Matt's girlfriend,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25and if we're partners, it gives us more time alone.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28For the kiss! Great plan, Lily.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Isn't it?! It's a great plan! Great!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34OK, Lily, you need to breathe out...
0:06:34 > 0:06:35and in...
0:06:35 > 0:06:37and in again.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40There he is! You can ask him now, but don't forget to keep breathing.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42That's really important.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Wait! People who are going to kiss always eat mints.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Eugh.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Breathe and eat mints.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Breathe and eat mints.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Matt!- Oh, hey, Lily.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19SHE CHOKES
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Are you OK?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22SHE GULPS
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Yep! I'm good.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Erm, I was just wondering if you
0:07:26 > 0:07:29wanted to do a science project together.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I was thinking about doing the history of heart transplants.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34We could do something really good if we put our lips together.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Heads! Heads together.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yeah, I'd love to put our heads together.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40- Really?- Yeah, of course.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43You're, like, the cleverest person I know.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- So, come to mine at half four? - Done.- Great!
0:07:50 > 0:07:51(Yes!)
0:07:59 > 0:08:02The surgeon begins by performing a median sternotomy.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06He opens the pericardium and the great vessels are dissected.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Wow! This shows the whole process of a heart transplant
0:08:09 > 0:08:11from beginning to end.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13You can sit a bit closer, if you like.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- To look at the pictures, I mean. - No, I'm fine, thanks.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Oh, right.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21The detail in this is so amazing.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25It's almost like you're there while they're transplanting the heart.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30- Yeah.- The patient is attached to the cardiopulmonary bypass.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31A portion of the left atrium is...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Matt!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Sorry?- You don't want to miss this.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40It's the cardiopulmonary bypass!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Cardiopulmonary!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I thought they were definitely going
0:08:43 > 0:08:45to transect the cardiopulmonary vein,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47but no, look, it says the aorta.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Yeah...
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Listen, I'm a bit tired. I think I'm going to go.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55But wait, erm...
0:08:55 > 0:08:59I fancy a mint. Do you want a mint? How about we take a break?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Sit close together and...
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- eat mints?- No, I'm OK.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05See you tomorrow.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15OK, so I will eat a spoonful of yoghurt
0:09:15 > 0:09:16and then you will eat a spoonful.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19OK. Think I can do that.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- With the same spoon.- You fiend.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I did it! I did it!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I left my comfort zone.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Mission accomplished.- Excellent!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56But, for phase two, we're going to need
0:09:56 > 0:09:58some more contamination sources.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02And I know just the place to get them.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Are you OK? - Yep, I'm absolutely fine.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Cos you've been really quiet ever since you asked
0:10:08 > 0:10:10if you could look under my bed this morning.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Please! I'm still having flashbacks.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14At last! How did it go with Matt?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I was so excited to find out.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I even left without having my breakfast.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20So I brought it with me.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25It didn't go that well.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29I think I talked about medical procedures just a tiny bit too much.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Lily, you're meant to be trying to get him to kiss you.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37I know! But heart transplants are just really, really interesting.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41You have to focus harder. If you want to achieve anything,
0:10:41 > 0:10:43you need to be totally dedicated to the task in front...
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Ooh, nice scrunchie!
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Mr Malone!
0:10:54 > 0:10:58I must congratulate you on the great work coming out of your form.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Ollie certainly seems to be out of his comfort zone.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06He's not the only one. Anyway, must get on with this marking.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I do hope he'll overcome his fear of germs.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I mean, imagine having to go through life
0:11:11 > 0:11:14never being able to get close to people.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18After all, what would we be without the warmth of human touch?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Erm, not sure.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Going to go and find out...
0:11:22 > 0:11:24right now.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28What even is it?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Jas' hairbrush. - Where's the brush?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Somewhere in the middle.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Now, I want you to bury your face in it for five seconds.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39No. No, please!
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- You have to leave your comfort zone. - I'll do anything else.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Anything! I'll...
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- I'll lick money! - Nobel Prize, Ollie.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55If I don't make it out alive, donate my body to science.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59HE INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Whatever you do, don't open your mouth.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07What was that?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Nothing.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13I think we should definitely include this cross-section
0:12:13 > 0:12:16of a coronary artery showing signs of calcium deposits, because...
0:12:17 > 0:12:19You have to focus harder!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Anyway, enough about that.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27So...
0:12:27 > 0:12:31do you know what a heterotopic heart transplant is?
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Doesn't everybody?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36It's when the recipient's heart and the donor's heart
0:12:36 > 0:12:39are connected, so it's like two hearts become one.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I think I've got a photo somewhere.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- THROUGH HEADPHONES:- 'Welcome back to Football Triumphs,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49'the best goals scored this week...'
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Mr Malone, can I talk to you, please?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I can't change your mark on the last test, Matt.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01For outline the causes of World War I,
0:13:01 > 0:13:03you put, "Some dude got shot."
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Yeah, Archdude Ferdinand.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Duke. ArchDUKE.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Anyway, it's not about that.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13It's sort of awkward... There's a situation, and I just feel like...
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- You feel like you're trapped? - Right, and...
0:13:16 > 0:13:18You can't see a way out.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21And it keeps getting worse and worse and worse.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- That's it, and...- Every time you look around, there she is.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26And she's doing that thing with her eye.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27What? Whose eye?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30And you don't know what to do. You know you've got to do something.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Goodness knows, you've got to do something!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36So what you're saying is I should face it like a man?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38What? No!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41No. If there's a dangerous bull right in front of you,
0:13:41 > 0:13:42you don't try and stare it down.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46You run. You run and you keep on running.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49HE SIGHS
0:13:50 > 0:13:52OK. Kissing tips.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55One - get him alone. It's the only way.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Tip two - compliments.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00If you want someone to kiss you, you have to compliment them.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01About what, though?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I've run out of things to say about his hair.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Choose something else. Anything.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Tip three - get really close to him.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- How close?- Up to you.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'd say between five to eight millimetres.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14That's close.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Four - look at his eyes, and then his mouth, and repeat.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24There you are, Lils. Can I have a quick word?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Alone.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Sure.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34By the way, Matt, I like your...
0:14:37 > 0:14:39..laces.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Do you?- Yeah, they're really...
0:14:44 > 0:14:45..lacey.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53So, not only do we have all the data we need for our project,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56but I'm also cured of my germ phobia. Look.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01If I'd seen you wash your hands, I'd high-five you.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Maybe not totally cured then.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Martha, I've done everything you asked.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08And I only cried twice.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11However, there is still one final germ frontier
0:15:11 > 0:15:14you haven't broken, Ollie.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Kissing.- Are you mad?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19The potential for germ transference is astronomical.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I'd be dicing with death!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Which is, of course, what all the truly great scientists do.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- What do you mean? - Self-experimentation.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29In 1885, Daniel Alcides Carrion
0:15:29 > 0:15:33attempted to inoculate himself with blood from an infected wart.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Yes - and then he died.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37But they named the disease after him,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39and thus he achieved scientific greatness.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42OK, I'll kiss someone.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46But only if it's the cleanest, most germ-free person we know.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- SIMULTANEOUS: - That's me.- That's you.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Ow!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- After you. - Thank you.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- That's better.- Yeah, definitely.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- You all right?- I'm very all right.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26It's nice to finally be alone.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Look, Lily, I, er...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31This is slightly embarrassing.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32It doesn't have to be embarrassing.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Just go with your heart. - OK, well...
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Basically...
0:16:38 > 0:16:43Well, what I'm trying to say is you should never stare at a bull.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Do you know what I mean?- Totally.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49So, sorry, but I can't be your science partner any more.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52What? Why?
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Is it because of the jokes?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Like when I said, "I can see your heart's not really in this"?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59And, "You really AORTA concentrate!"
0:16:59 > 0:17:01No, it's not that. I'm just...
0:17:01 > 0:17:04not into it. Sorry.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07So it was all in vain.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Ha-ha! "In VEIN!"
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Matt!
0:17:21 > 0:17:25When I see something I like, Mr Malone, I have to have it.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Sorry?- Bean casserole.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I always choose it when it's on.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Yeah, good.- Can I grab you, please?
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Sorry, what?!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36For a chat.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39I'd love to, but I'm really busy at the moment.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Well, nonsense, we can chat while you have your lunch.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Because, er... With...
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- There was something...- Sorry, I...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Hmm, hungrier than I thought.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57See you later.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- But you did all the right things. - Well, I obviously didn't.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I can't believe I blew my chance to kiss him.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Maybe you haven't.- What?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Oh, no, Jas, this is not the time for one of your
0:18:12 > 0:18:16brilliant / not so brilliant at all plans, promise?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20I absolutely, definitely, 100% promise.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Why does that worry me?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Oh, Mr Malone, Mrs Griggs wants to see you in her office.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Hold on, Jas, please,
0:18:37 > 0:18:41she wants to see ME in her office, as in just me?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Alone?- I guess so.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Now, I need to go.- Wait, wait - what else did she say?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Now, this is very important, so think carefully.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51She said, "Please ask Mr Malone to see me in my office."
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Then she asked if I wanted to be in her new maraca band.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56But I don't think those two things were connected.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Now, I've really got to go.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Not in there, that's the boys'!
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Sorry, emergency!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Must've had the bean casserole.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Look, I know this might not be the best time, but, well,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20at least you're sitting down. It's about Lily.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24You must know how much she likes you, and so if you like her too,
0:19:24 > 0:19:28you should kiss her. Today. Like, soon.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Like, really soon.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32You don't have to say anything,
0:19:32 > 0:19:35but if you agree, just knock on the door.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36KNOCK ON DOOR
0:19:36 > 0:19:38OK, great.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Thanks for listening. Bye!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42TOILET FLUSHES
0:19:49 > 0:19:50You all right, mate?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Question 58.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Have you noticed any of the following
0:19:55 > 0:19:57on your body in the last two days?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59One - pus-filled spots.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Two - unexplained rashes.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Three - open sores.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- No.- Right.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Now, on to family history.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Ah! At last.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I've been desperate for you to get here, Mr Malone.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Well, I really can't stay. I've got a thing with...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- the thing.- Sounds intriguing.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Right, well, let's get straight down to it.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Let's go over by the window.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33We'll be able to see what we're doing a bit better.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35And so will everyone else!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Now, if I tilt my head back, you should be able to...
0:20:38 > 0:20:39No! No, I can't, I'm married.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I mean, well, I'm not married.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Not yet. But I will be at some stage.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Maybe. Anyway, just...
0:20:44 > 0:20:47No, I don't want to, and you can't make me.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Well, calm down, Mr Malone, of course I can't make you.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Well, if you don't want to do it, I'll ask Mrs Rennison.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Mrs Rennison?!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57To help me with my contact lenses.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00They're new and I can't quite get them in right.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02They're making me squint and blink terribly.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05(Ah, I see. I see.)
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Why, what did you think I meant?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Um...
0:21:09 > 0:21:12nothing. No, no, just... What you said.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Sorry. I just, I just...
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Need to not be...
0:21:16 > 0:21:17here!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Easy...mistake to...
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Hi, Matt! How did the thing go?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Really well. I think styling my hair slightly to the right
0:21:28 > 0:21:31instead of slightly to the left is really working for me.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Not that thing. The "thing" thing.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Jas, I know being a bit, you know, weird, is your thing,
0:21:41 > 0:21:44but I really have no idea what you're talking about.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Really? But...
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- in the toilet, didn't you hear me? - Oh, I always have my earphones in.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52But then...
0:21:52 > 0:21:53who knocked?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Uh-oh!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Thank you for agreeing to help me, Lily.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04It's OK.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Some people think the digestive cycle of the earthworm
0:22:07 > 0:22:10is not an interesting topic to do a science project on.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I suppose they are sort of fascinating.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16This is what I've been waiting for, Lily.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Someone who understands me.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20And my worms.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Lily, I...
0:22:27 > 0:22:28LILY WINCES
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Nothing!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Eugh!- OK, so we both have a signal we'll use
0:22:43 > 0:22:45if we want to stop the kiss at any stage.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Yes.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I'll wave this Albert Einstein bobblehead.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50What will you do?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54HE BLASTS AIR HORN
0:22:54 > 0:22:55That should work.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00OK. So I'll time three seconds on the stopwatch.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Agreed.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Bucket standing by in case of vomiting - check.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- And now we commence kissing? - No. Now...
0:23:11 > 0:23:13we rinse.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20THEY GURGLE
0:23:25 > 0:23:26And finally...
0:23:32 > 0:23:33HE EXHALES
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Ready?- Ready.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43STOPWATCH TICKS
0:23:49 > 0:23:56I'm still alive! I don't have to donate my body to science after all!
0:23:56 > 0:24:00That's good, Ollie. I'm not sure science would have wanted it anyway.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04I don't even know what happened.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07I mean, what was Rufus thinking?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09I know. Really weird.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11This is so awful.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14The boy I want to kiss me won't kiss me,
0:24:14 > 0:24:16and the boy I don't want to kiss me wants to kiss me.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18And I think I swallowed a worm.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I'm just going to give up on this whole thing.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27So, we can confirm that kissing transfers more germs
0:24:27 > 0:24:30than licking a toilet seat.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34It's also infinitely less pleasant.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Any other data to report, Martha?
0:24:35 > 0:24:39During the kiss, both subjects reported an unusual feeling
0:24:39 > 0:24:41in the stomach, which was likened to...
0:24:43 > 0:24:44- BOTH:- ..butterflies.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50The really evil types of butterflies.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Yes. So, in conclusion, kissing is not to be recommended,
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- and neither of us will ever be doing it again.- Ever.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58APPLAUSE
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Next is Lily, who is going to be talking to us about...
0:25:05 > 0:25:07I don't want to do this in front of Matt.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08It's going to be weird.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- It'll be fine.- ..heart transplants.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15See? Weird.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Hood down, please, Matt.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19You don't want to miss any of Lily's talk.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25This presentation is about the miracle of heart transplants.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Here's a picture of the operation. - Please can I go to the toilet?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Matthew Furnish, I'm sure you and your bladder
0:25:30 > 0:25:33can wait until after Lily has finished.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Here, the diseased heart is completely exposed
0:25:35 > 0:25:37in the chest cavity. Here's a close-up.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42You can tell that the blood is oxygenated, because it's bright red.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44PUPILS GASP
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Give him some room!
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Who's a first aider?- Lily is!
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- She did a course.- Go on, then.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Well, I mainly did slings.- You're the expert here, do something!
0:26:02 > 0:26:03HE GRUNTS
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Hey, Lils. Glad you're here.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Hey, no worries.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Isn't this amazing?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- What?- I just had my first kiss with Matt.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- I don't think that that was... - It's totally amazing!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Right, Martha?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Yeah. Totally.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34So, Matt confessed he's scared of blood,
0:26:34 > 0:26:38but he didn't want me to think he was a wimp, so he kept it a secret.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40That's why he was so weird whenever we were working on the project.
0:26:40 > 0:26:45- Isn't that adorable? - That he was so determined to uphold
0:26:45 > 0:26:48outdated and sexist ideas of masculinity that he lied to you?
0:26:48 > 0:26:53- Not really.- Well, I'm just glad we finally kissed.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Now I can stop worrying about it.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57And now we can stop talking about it.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58What are we going to talk about?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Why don't we watch Journeys To The Deep again?- Yeah.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Apparently they find a crab so big it could probably eat us all whole.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Talking of eating, who wants popcorn?
0:27:07 > 0:27:08- MARTHA AND LILY:- No!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Oh!- Oh! How are the, eh, contact lenses?
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Oh, I took them out.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18They were making me terribly uncomfortable.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24HE SIGHS